This notice actually appeared on the Facebook page of Jackson, Wyoming Steals and Deals website: Hello Jackson Hole. I have a bunch of free stuff that will end up in a landfill and am hoping someone can use these items. Large spools - good for…
Janet is always "yelling" that the economy is good and that the banking system is stable, even while billion-dollar banks are failing and all bank stocks on Wall Street have dropped like lead weights. You never hear her "yelling" about credit car…
Like in the movie 'Rocky' - Liz could have been a 'Contender' if not for her incompetence and Liberal enemies. The Conservatives now have a new brain in dishy Rishi. But it is a warped brain, believing that no taxes on the rich and corporat…
Amazon and Walmart are on the way Out according to a CCN article. It is old fashioned to buy from these two companies - who have to ship their Goods all the way from China. You can now bypass them and order from the same companies they order…
The U. S. is set to go bankrupt this January. No Tax Money in the Till. Nothing To Pay the Bills. Since Reagan - the Rich have paid less and less taxes - so now Billionaires like Trump Gets big tax Refunds. Twenty years of Republican Congr…
The International Mammary Foundation (IMF) have downgraded Britain's bust size from AA to A after what they describe as worrying signs of poor discipline and binge-eating of ministers. Financial bra-fitter Geoff Tits explained, "For many years, th…
The British government today announced that millionaires and people who earn tons of money will be given free money, cars, fridges and holidays, to enable them to use the money saved to help the poorer in society. Richie the Rich told our reporter…
Never before in the field of human history has a new leader destroyed a country's economy so quickly and so not deliberately. The nearest comparison would be when Basilius the Incontinent became Emperor in Byzantium in 845 and used the city's entire…
An exciting new discovery in cloning technology has been … discovered, ahem. Scientists love playing god, especially when working for Big money for Big corporations who demand Big results to make even more Big profits … They can clone a sheep in S…
Multimillionaire and Victorian Minister of efficiency Jacob Rees Mogg revealed that he has no concerns about the current cost of living crisis. "However," he said, "I understand that due to high gaseous coal prices, some chaps may be a little short o…
Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell shook up Wall Street this week by announcing his attention to raise interest rates. The Reserve Chair admitted the latest rate hike would lead to job losses and slow the economy, which is already contracting. Powel…
Prime Ministerial hopeful Liz Truss told a confrontational audience in London today that they would not need to worry about the cost of living crisis. A woman pressed Truss angrily on what she was going to do about high inflation, high electricity…
Now with the population of the planet edging toward 8 billion human animals, those in charge with the biggest brains have finally figured out a solution, based on a piece of satire written in 1729. Jonathan Swift wrote “A Modest Proposal”, which o…
The Right Wing 'Dump All Our Mistakes on the Consumer' Foundation - chief economist, Dr. Strangeheart gave a talk about the Russian invasion and the Russian economy backing it up. Dr. Strangeheart is disabled, in a wheelchair - one hand in a bla…
Senator Susan Collins of Maine - who will believe anything any other Republican tells her, (and is still in office) - gives her annual July economic assessment. She is still a loyal Trump Ring kisser and won't criticize him. She has always been…
Dr. Futuro, (named Ken), a handsome American, with his swept back hair, his swept back reading glasses - has never worked a day in his life, at a real job, since getting his degrees - (very similar to the Life of Tucker Carlson). But he is the Ex…
Have you inherited money recently or have a retirement nest egg? Get a financial planner. They are all over the place. No special degree needed, but they are basically all well-educated men and women. They are experts at handling other people…
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