The FDA want to do breast density screening prior to a mammogram. Weekend volunteers are needed - no cold hands please. To make the women comfortable - older men will screen older women and younger men will screen the younger woman. You…
Men are always tripping in front off them and grabbing the big boobs to steady themselves so as to not fall - and saying 'sorry'. Short guys come quickly around corners and get smacked in the face by the big bazoomas and sometime complain of eye…
This is Lance Bottomly - famous Hollywood gossip Journalist - just doing a little Hollywood type article. (Need the money for the rent.) These type of Entertainment articles sell quickly. Actors with the biggest Dicks - Women with the biggest…
A very attractive woman, age 25, has become a celebrity on TikTok. She has a smallish breast and an extra-large breast. - and had photos on TikTok in a bathing suit. Sympathetic young men all over the country have offered to help her with t…
ROULETTE WHEEL, Nevada - (Satire News) - Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa says that a dental hygienist who lives in the small town of Roulette Wheel has the biggest tits on both sides of the Mississippi. The woman identified as Dayto…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has just announced that a Windy City Hooters waitress has captured "The Best Hooters (Tits) In America Contest." 24-year-old Miffy Knockapello, of Cicero, easily won the boob contes…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News writer Fuchsia Garfunkel, who measures 38-24-36, has compiled a list of 10 words for the word tits. Miss Garfunkel, recently divorced her husband of 19 years, Simon Joe Garfunkel, when she caught him wan…
Dr. Futuro - (he of the black glasses and the Einstein hair), was giving a short talk to a receptive audience of mainly male scholars at the Institute - before they watched a film on the Organic Breasts Down through History. Here is his lecture.
The International Mammary Foundation (IMF) have downgraded Britain's bust size from AA to A after what they describe as worrying signs of poor discipline and binge-eating of ministers. Financial bra-fitter Geoff Tits explained, "For many years, th…
BISON BUTT, Montana - (Satire News) - When little Norma Sue McVentura was only 5, she noticed that she already had a bigger rack than her two older cousins, who were 16 and 17. Norma Sue's mom actually bought her, her very first training bra at th…
Super model Kate Moss recently said in an interview 'Take off your bra" Actually, she is being Life Affirmative in this interview - said to loosen up, indulge yourself, etc. put on some weight (if not obese). Her advice is actually quite good…
Scientists in Biogeotechnology expect that in the next ten years. Biotech companies will be selling women's breast milk as a new, very lucrative product. It will be an anonymous genetic blend - the milk of several unidentified women-and produced…
IZYUM, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The Ukrainian government has just stated that they will be presenting the nation's highest civilian medal to Kristina Pullavinka, 29, who is employed as a dog walker in the town of Izyum. Miss Pullavinka, who is as…
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The largest hamburger chain in the world is concerned that 7% of their adult male patrons are no longer visiting the home of the Big Mac. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the company has hired one of the t…
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Satire News) - After conducting extensive research, the Georgia-based Hooters Restaurant chain will most likely change it's name later this year. The franchise was founded 40 years ago by the Blasinowitz sisters, Cora, N…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - One of the most unpopular congresswomen to ever serve in congress says she doesn't give a tinker's damn what anyone thinks about her because they're all just jealous of her sensuously sexy legs, her erotic ass, and her tit…
AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The BuzzFuzz News Agency has just broken the story that a 29-year-old waitress, who works at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Bar & Grill has an amazing pair of breasts. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx spoke with Terri T…
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