After Harvey Weinstein got put through the politically correct ring of fire, two well known children’s book writers are being dragged out of their graves to be given a re-write by the Anti-Defamation League (ADL). Jews today are better, stronger,…
Although he planned to get his novel Paperclips finished by the end of the year, aspiring novelist Gary Johnson is only on the third paragraph of it and feels that he should get a move on, now that it is February. 'I don't know where January went'…
A man was seen reading a book in a public space. The book appeared to be made of paper and was very large. Some thought it was a strange brick, others assumed it was a weapon, still others thought the man was being punished for some reason. “Who w…
Books are evil. Every illiterate person knows this, but now those who can read will know it too. Soon there will be subtle commercials, in print and on TV and in product placements in movies, showing you all how evil it is to read. Reading may…
Walter the Fungus, an uplifting children's book written by a former children's television presenter which only sold 129 copies at £9.99 hasn't sold any copies at £4.99 in the Black Friday Sale. Walter is rejected by everyone, until he finds a coll…
97-year-old William Wilberforce is reading a book given to him on his 93rd birthday, called 100 things to do before you die. William, a father of four, mother of none, and grandfather of 11 has decided to do something about it. 'Yes, I thought…
Idiot Gavin Williamson, a part-time shoplifter was said to be confused after seeing a self-help section in a book-shop. Already confused by everyone else for the government minister, this Williamson was so confused by the bookshelf that he put bac…
How to get on the New York Times best-seller list? Easy! Oh, so easy. Really? Say a horse were to step over 250 pages of typing paper. Someone collected those pages of typing paper, bound them up in book form, and published copies. Nobody…
Although you are nearly halfway through it, you still have more than 300 pages to go in the book that all of the critics say members of your generation need to read. One critic said 'It covers a lot of ground, but this is the type of book that onl…
Although it is nearly a year, bookworm and equal opportunities bod Gary Johnson is still recovering from reading the collective works of Nadine Dorries. Gary told us 'I have always been one of those people who gives authors a good go, regardless o…
Crime fiction Fan Lorraine Johnson received eight Richard Osman books for Christmas. 6 copies of his first one The Thursday Murder Club, and two of his second, The Man Who Died Twice. ‘People think I like Cosy crime fiction’ stated Lorraine ‘becau…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has revealed that the nation’s number one selling book on sex is “Achieving Orgasms For Fun and Profit.” The book was written by Sherry Saxberger, who has been a Hooters Girl for three years.
Members of Chutney on the Fritz's book club, which meets at the Hipster and Farrow pub in Grange Lane, have all said that their latest choice 'How to do something to some people and get away with it' could have been a bit shorter. Former teacher,…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The best selling book in the United States is titled, “Donald Jonathan Trump – The Racist, The Predator, and The Lousy-As-Shit Golfer.” It was written by a man, who makes the “Orange Blob” look like a spoiled rotten…
Upon arriving in an Amazon box, hardback book Gareth Henderson has claimed that he is better than all of the well-thumbed paperbacks that share his shelf. Henderson, a book ordered from Amazon to push the parcel past the free postage spend said 'I…
Donald Trump - One Tweet Over the Line (a winners book for pussies who still pretend I lost) Christopher Wray - How I Maintained My Integrity While Others Chose to Follow the Law Leonardo DeCaprio - The Man Who Single Handedly Ended MMGW By Fly…
Attention all Young Adult fanatics — a critically acclaimed new book is a must read for all lovers of the struggles of simply being an imperfectly human. The book is an autobiography which covers the budding relationship between the popular YouTub…
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