Biarritz, France Tired of having President Trump interrupt all the other delegates, and talk for hours about himself and his "accomplishments," the rest of the G-7 delegates met at an unknown location to talk, without telling Trump where they would be meeting.
"Boy, are they going to be embarrassed when they discover they forgot to tell me where we're meeting today!" spoke Trump at his 5th Press Conference of the day.
"Some fake news outlets have suggested that the other nations didn't tell me where the conference is on purpose," said Trump. "But that's just ridiculous. Why would you have trade talks without the number one business person in the world, if he was available to you? If the Chosen One wanted to come to your little meeting, you wouldn't refuse him, would you? Of course not!" said Trump, answering his own question.
Meanwhile, the G7 nations voted to change their name to the G6 nations for as long as Trump was president.