Scientists Still Looking for a Cure for Whatever It Is That Trump's Got

Written by Al N.

Thursday, 22 August 2019

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It is baffling how far narcissism and related diseases can go! "We may never cure this!!" spoke a scientist.

Science Town, USA "We knew it was going to be bad once we started looking into it" spoke a leading scientist at the most recent Science Convention.

"Yes, but who would have thought it could be THIS bad--and it's spread to the whole family!" said another scientist who wished to remain anonymous.

"Well, I knew someday something would break through to the rest of the world, that the man is not only a flaming lunatic and an out-of-control narcissist, but also a total idiot. I think the Greenland Plot will be hard to top for stupidity," spoke another baffled scientist.

"Yes, but when it comes to stupidity, you can never underestimate Trump or his family. Just when you think they can't say anything any dumber, they always top themselves!" said the ghost of Darwin.

"I'm afraid there is no cure for whatever the Trump family is infected with. I just hope the rest of us don't catch it before we can come up with a vaccine."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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