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Funny story: Italy Wants Pay-Back for Once Being A Fascist Dictatorship

Italy Wants Pay-Back for Once Being A Fascist Dictatorship

Italy is taking Germany to court for compensation for Nazi war crimes. Germany has replied: “But we were on the same side ... at the beginning. You knew what you were doing, don’t pretend Hitler and Mussolini were not in a bromance, dude.” Some…

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Funny story: After 649 Years The Leaning Tower of Pisa Is Finally Going To Be Righted

After 649 Years The Leaning Tower of Pisa Is Finally Going To Be Righted

TUSCANY, Italy – (Satire News) – The Tuscany City Council has just voted to take money from the city coffers to pay for construction work on the world-famous Leaning Tower of Pisa. The tower which was built in 1372, is shifting at a rate of .4 inc…

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Funny story: Venice is Planning on Seceding From Italy

Venice is Planning on Seceding From Italy

VENICE, Italy - (Satire News) - Italy's national news agency, La Pizzaria, has conveyed that the city council of Venice will be voting on whether to secede from Italy or not. Venetians are reportedly as mad as a pizza maker who has run out of chee…

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Funny story: Oceanic Scientists Say That It’s Time We Changed the Name of The Sperm Whales

Oceanic Scientists Say That It’s Time We Changed the Name of The Sperm Whales

MIAMI – Some of the nation’s leading oceanic scientists have commented that it is time we changed the name of sperm whales. The whales were first discovered by Portuguese explorer, Valdivino Bernardo Sperm in late November of 1617. V.B. actuall…

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Seventh Hat-trick In As Many Games

Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Seventh Hat-trick In As Many Games

Former Manchester United star, Cristiano Ronaldo, is tearing up the record books in Italy, where, on Sunday, he scored three goals in a match for the seventh consecutive game, Juventus losing 2-1 to Napoli. Last week, Juventus beat Roma 3-1 to to...

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Funny story: Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Biarritz, France In an announcement that surprised no one, President Donald Trump wants to hold next year's conference at one of his clubs in Florida. "Everyone will be happy. We have waiters that don't bathe to wait on the French, we've got spott...

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Funny story: Is government the new reality show? The future of Italian politics

Is government the new reality show? The future of Italian politics

Italy has recently become interested in making a change to their government, and are inspired by America's republican nominee Donald Trump. People are now looking for a beloved reality star to represent Italy, and there is even discussion about poss...

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Funny story: Vieris Last Waltz

Vieris Last Waltz

Ex Italy, Torino, Piza, Ravenna, Venezia, Atalanta, Juventus, Atletico Madrid, Lazio, Inter, Milan, Monaco, Sampdoria and Firoentina forward Christian Vieri is to come out of retirement to play in the Chinese Super League. Never a man to stay to long...

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Funny story: Italian Navy Tows Jay Z and Beyonce's Yacht To Port For Smuggling Refugees.

Italian Navy Tows Jay Z and Beyonce's Yacht To Port For Smuggling Refugees.

Italy (the toe part) - The Italian Navy towed a gleaming white mega-yacht into port, allegedly belonging to rap mogul Jay Z and Pop Star wife Beyonce, for allegedly trying to smuggle more than fifty refugees into Europe, authorities say. But, Jay...

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Funny story: Libyan Man Selling The Crap Out of Pool Toys Down By The Docks

Libyan Man Selling The Crap Out of Pool Toys Down By The Docks

Tripoli, Libya - Amhar Sandibar never thought he'd be so lucky again. Back in the good old Khadafi years, he had a nice little business selling swimming pool supplies: floating loungers, blow-up whales and arm-swimmies, etc. to a wealthy flow of the...

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Funny story: Italian Shopkeeper Sick of American Who Can't Speak Her Language

Italian Shopkeeper Sick of American Who Can't Speak Her Language

Vicenza, Italy - A small, grocery store owner in the Northeastern, Italian town of Vicenza is growing increasingly impatient with an American customer who speaks "bad Italian." Rosa Maria Membroni doesn't see why the American can't learn Italian.

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Funny story: Russian man who was given suspended prison sentence for vandalising Colosseum denies he was ever in Rome

Russian man who was given suspended prison sentence for vandalising Colosseum denies he was ever in Rome

A Russian tourist visiting the city of Rome was given a suspended jail sentence yesterday by an Italian court for committing an act of vandalism. The resident of Moscow scrawled the words "This belongs to Mother Russia" on the ancient Colosseum. T...

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Funny story: Luis Luis Why?

Luis Luis Why?

With all the fuss surrounding Luis Suarez and his biting of the one defender in the Italy team who looks like he could kill a bear with his bare hands, we decided to review the situation. We also decided that no matter how much we could beef up this...

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Funny story: Pope Francis States That Italy Should Send Troops To The Ukraine

Pope Francis States That Italy Should Send Troops To The Ukraine

VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis recently stated that he is not a military expert by any means but added that he doesn't have to be since he is the pope. Speaking to a reporter with The Vatican View, Pope Francis commented that he has been keeping up w...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says No To Getting Married In Italy

Jessica Simpson Says No To Getting Married In Italy

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson has been wanting her fiancé Eric Johnson, 34, to marry her for the past year and after he finally agreed she put a halt to it. Simpson, who is 33, spoke to Taffeta Kixx with The Celebrity Gazette. Jessica said...

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Funny story: Italy Outlaws The Use of The Word Mafia

Italy Outlaws The Use of The Word Mafia

ROME - Pasquale Pettigolezzo, a reporter with The Daily Vino has just stated that Italy has passed a law that it says it should have passed years ago. Pettigolezzo said that the Italian Senate voted unanimously to ban the use of the word Mafia.

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Funny story: Italy Will No Longer Sell Grapes To Germany

Italy Will No Longer Sell Grapes To Germany

ROME - The Italian government has just issued a statement that effective immediately it will no longer ship grapes to Germany. The Grapes For Sauerkraut Trade Program had been in effect since March of 1997, but Italy has stated that it is breaking...

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