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Funny story: The Bidens Are Looking To Buy a Getaway Home Up In Saskatchewan, Saskatoon

The Bidens Are Looking To Buy a Getaway Home Up In Saskatchewan, Saskatoon

SASKATCHEWAN, Saskatoon - (Satire News) - President Biden and the first lady Dr. Jill Biden have been talking to a realty company about purchasing a villa in Saskatoon. IRumors (Canada) reports that the Biden's are looking at a 16,000 square foot…

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Canada Has Banned Female Mounties

The Real Reason Why Canada Has Banned Female Mounties

OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News (Canada) has just let it be known that Canada has decided to ban hiring any females into their Canadian Mounty Organization. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, stated that the reason for the change in h…

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Funny story: There Is A Big Proliferation of Illegal Canadian Immigrants Gathering On My Yard!!!

There Is A Big Proliferation of Illegal Canadian Immigrants Gathering On My Yard!!!

THAT DOES IT!!! I'VE HAD IT!!! It is bad enough that we have thousands of immigrants at our southern border trying to get into the U.S. so that they can become ILLEGAL immigrants (as though we don't have too many already!!!) but now we have thousa…

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Funny story: Canada Is Sending The Pride of The Canadian Navy, The CS Justin Bieber, To Ukraine

Canada Is Sending The Pride of The Canadian Navy, The CS Justin Bieber, To Ukraine

OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - The Canadian government has just sent their number one warship, the CS Justin Bieber to Ukraine to help in the war effort against the damn, invading Putin military. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, stated…

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Funny story: The Freedom Truck Convoy Is Headed For Ukraine

The Freedom Truck Convoy Is Headed For Ukraine

The Freedom Truck Convoy is no longer a sissy, thumb-sucking group blocking roads in Canada and the United States protesting the Covid pandemic measures. Instead, calling themselves Free Ukraine Truck Drivers, they are mobilizing and driving their bi…

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Funny story: Canada Single-Handedly Defuses Ukraine/Russia Crisis

Canada Single-Handedly Defuses Ukraine/Russia Crisis

Canadian Pry Minister Dustin True-Dough recently held a press conference at the international airport of Gander, Newfoundland to announce that a resolution to the Ukraine crisis, as well as his own domestic turmoil, was imminent. "What we've done…

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Declares Solidarity With Ottawa Truckers From His Hotel Room in Cancun

Ted Cruz Declares Solidarity With Ottawa Truckers From His Hotel Room in Cancun

Cancun, Mexico - U.S. Senator and renowned douchebag Ted Cruz has arranged for a picture of himself in a truck cab while in Cancun with his family, and sent it to "all the truckers in Ottawa who are nobly trying to starve out the evil people of Ottaw…

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Funny story: Millions of Canadians Say That They Do Not Want Covid Shots and No One Is Going To Make Them Get Them

Millions of Canadians Say That They Do Not Want Covid Shots and No One Is Going To Make Them Get Them

QUEBEC, Canada – (Satire News) – The Canadian government has just issued a memo stating that Canada has more unvaccinated people than any country in the world. A Quinnipinni poll showed that 98.7% of all residents are not vaxed. The poll showed th…

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Funny story: The Detroit Lions Are Thinking About Moving To Calgary, Canada

The Detroit Lions Are Thinking About Moving To Calgary, Canada

DETROIT - (Sports Satire) – Two NFL teams are tied for the worst won-loss record in the NFL. Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba stated that the two teams were the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Detroit Lions, who had abysmally identical…

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Funny story: The Reason Why China Is Going To Invade Canada

The Reason Why China Is Going To Invade Canada

HONG KONG – (World Satire) – BuzzFuzz (Hong Kong Division) has just broken the story about the extremely strained relations between China and Canada. The Chinese government is so pissed off at Canada for reneging on their trade agreement, that the…

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Funny story: Montana Is Rounding Up Its Entire Skunk Population and Will Release Them Into Canada

Montana Is Rounding Up Its Entire Skunk Population and Will Release Them Into Canada

BEAVER DAM, Montana – (Satire News) – The Montana Department of Varmints has issued an emergency declaration, declaring that the skunk population has ballooned to astronomical proportions. MDV spokeswoman, Wilma P. Fiffy, who has been legally sepa…

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Funny story: Two Plain Canadian Sisters Win $83 Million In The Canadian National Lottery

Two Plain Canadian Sisters Win $83 Million In The Canadian National Lottery

MOOSE PENIS, Canada – (Satire News) – Two sisters from Vancouver, who have never, ever had a date, have just had their luck turned completely around. Willona and Papsina Giggenstick purchased a single lottery ticket at the Happy Harlot Sex Toy Sho…

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Funny story: President Biden Issues A Stern Warning To Canada About Canadian Fishermen Illegally Entering Into US Waters To Catch Dolphins

President Biden Issues A Stern Warning To Canada About Canadian Fishermen Illegally Entering Into US Waters To Catch Dolphins

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the Hullabaloo News Agency, President Biden is one very, very upset hombre (man). HNA writer Abel Zorro spoke with the president in the Mrs. Abraham Lincoln Sitting Room in the White House. POTUS…

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Funny story: Three people injured as clown drives his clown car into crowd

Three people injured as clown drives his clown car into crowd

Hundreds of Torontonians braved the cold weather to celebrate the 166th anniversary of the infamous Toronto Clown Riot of 1855. Many came out dressed as clowns, some with plastic swords, baseball bats or boxing gloves. Others had faux black eyes, ban…

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Funny story: Holy Toledo: Canada To Tap Into Its Maple Syrup Reserve

Holy Toledo: Canada To Tap Into Its Maple Syrup Reserve

Say it ain’t so Canada! The place upstairs, if you live in the United States, is planing to tap into their maple syrup reserve. Who even knew Canada, such a reserve nation to begin with, had a reserve of maple syrup? Are there underground barrels? Gr…

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Funny story: The United States Has Closed The US-Canadian Border

The United States Has Closed The US-Canadian Border

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – After much consideration the United States Department of Animals has decided to close the US-Canadian border due to the fact that Canada has flat out refused to have their extensive moose population neutered or spay…

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Funny story: Canadian Prime Minister Calls For An Election For His Erection

Canadian Prime Minister Calls For An Election For His Erection

Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau (who also goes by the name 'Justine' on Saturday nights), has done what most logical, intelligent, and compassionate world leaders would do, and has called for a Federal election during a global pandemic. Af…

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