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Funny story: History Rewritten- The American Civil War

History Rewritten- The American Civil War

Revisionist History At Its Best! Since many individuals in our modern world - for instance Texas school book editors, far right extremists, far left myopics, Polish and Japanese World War II non-apologists, nationalistic Presidents, OUR President...

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Funny story: Canadian Rockers Teach Goat to Sing

Canadian Rockers Teach Goat to Sing

Canadian rock band The Radically Whipped has found a replacement for deceased singer Gordon Downer. "When Gord died, we were really bummed out, because we knew no human being could replace him," said band member Bob Raker, "but then we started th...

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Funny story: U.S. Republicans Demand That Meng Wanzhou be Stoned for Blasphemy

U.S. Republicans Demand That Meng Wanzhou be Stoned for Blasphemy

On Tuesday of this past week, Republican Congressmen and Senators alike unanimously demanded that Huawei executive Meng Wanzhou be extradited to the U.S. to face capital punishment by stoning. Rob Patterson, founder of the 666 Club and spokestwit...

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Funny story: President Trump Wants Wall On Canada Border

President Trump Wants Wall On Canada Border

President Donald Trump has expanded his plans for territorial protection, and, as well the southern border wall to restrict the movement of Mexicans, he has now proposed a wall on the Canadian border to do the same with Canucks. The border, known...

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Funny story: Canadian Troops At US Border

Canadian Troops At US Border

US military chiefs are in a mild panic tonight, as Canadian troops continue to pour into Manitoba, with the intention of repatriating an area of the US totally detached from it, known as the Northwest Angle. The Northwest Angle is an area - essent...

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Funny story: Angry China labels Canada "Numbah Wan Enema"

Angry China labels Canada "Numbah Wan Enema"

Beijing Daily news conference: Chinese Party puppet spokesperson Hu Flung Dung - a recent graduate of the North Korean school of Diplomatic Barking and Frothing at the mouth - shouted at reporters gathered for an update on the Canadian hostage...

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Funny story: Bautista bugged by namesake

Bautista bugged by namesake

It seems safe (at first) to assume that entomologist Boob Anders is not a Jose Bautista fan. The scientist, who works for the Canadian Museum Au Naturel, gave the former Toronto Blue Jays star a dubious honor, the “distinction” of naming a bug after...

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Funny story: Canada Renamed Cannabisda

Canada Renamed Cannabisda

Following its legalisation of cannabis, Canada is to rename itself as a portmanteau of the two words: Cannabisda. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who has recently been focusing a lot on wordplay, said, "uhhhh, yea man, why the hell not, huh?" "I...

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Funny story: Biofuels Research in Canada

Biofuels Research in Canada

In a recent press conference, Canadian Pry Minister Justin Truedough briefly summarized efforts made by his country's scientists to mitigate greenhouse gas emissions: "We tried producing corn alcohol, but our Newfies drank up all of it before it could be added to our gasoline. Undeterred, our scientists turned to another crop which is being grown in massive quantities in our country." "Given...

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Funny story: Trump Negotiators Accuse Mexico and Canada of Using Secret Languages in Talks

Trump Negotiators Accuse Mexico and Canada of Using Secret Languages in Talks

Today the Trump administration complained that Canadian and Mexican trade talk officials have been talking around U.S. officials and even joking about them using some kind of secret language. "No es cierto," replied one negotiator from Mexico, "It...

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Funny story: Trudeau to the World's Wretches: No Vacancy!

Trudeau to the World's Wretches: No Vacancy!

Beaver Pelt, Canada — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who recently tried to upstage the Statue of Liberty's invitation to the “teeming masses” of the world's “wretched refuse,” announced, to the world (but particularly to South Americans) that any and...

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Funny story: French speaking Canada bans Welsh Rarebits!

French speaking Canada bans Welsh Rarebits!

People residing in French Canadian speaking areas have been told never to use the phrase "Welsh Rarebit" again! It has been removed from all restaurant menus, dictionaries, school books, the internet, Google and anywhere else! The French Canadian...

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Funny story: Canada Wants to Join the European Union

Canada Wants to Join the European Union

Ottawa, Canada Canadian officials today confirmed that they are reaching out to the European Union in an effort to join. "We think there is probably a big vacancy in the EU what with Brexit and all, aye!" spoke a Canadian official. "Aye, and w...

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Funny story: Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too

Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too

Ottawa, Canada Legislators in Canada's Parliament voted in favor of erecting a wall on the U.S./Canada border. "We have so many illegal immigrants trying to get into Canada from the United States that we feel the only way to stem the tide is to bu...

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Funny story: Mormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec

Mormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec

"The French Canadians are quite friendly," said choir director Brigham Smith in a press release, "and we were generally well received, but some of our interactions with the Quebecois were rather puzzling, to say the least." "For instance, can som...

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Funny story: Refugees scooped out of Lake Erie

Refugees scooped out of Lake Erie

Canadian border control boats rescued almost 800 US Americans yesterday seeking to escape the USA in dinghis across Lake Erie. All were wearing T-shirts declaring 'We love maple syrup' and were humming tunes by Justin Bieber and Katie Moore. They wer...

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Funny story: Vermont deer attempt to flee to Canada after election results roll in.

Vermont deer attempt to flee to Canada after election results roll in.

Swanton, VT - Apparently terrified by the prospect of America's restored greatness, a group of Vermont deer made a failed attempt to cross the Canadian border Wednesday. The trespassers have been captured and taken into custody, and are currently awa...

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