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Canada Renamed Cannabisda

Funny story: Canada Renamed Cannabisda

Following its legalisation of cannabis, Canada is to rename itself as a portmanteau of the two words: Cannabisda. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who has recently been focusing a lot on wordplay, said, "uhhhh, yea man, why the hell not, huh?" "I...

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Biofuels Research in Canada

Funny story: Biofuels Research in Canada

In a recent press conference, Canadian Pry Minister Justin Truedough briefly summarized efforts made by his country's scientists to mitigate greenhouse gas emissions: "We tried producing corn alcohol, but our Newfies drank up all of it before it could be added to our gasoline. Undeterred, our scientists turned to another crop which is being grown in massive quantities in our country." "Given...

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Trump Negotiators Accuse Mexico and Canada of Using Secret Languages in Talks

Funny story: Trump Negotiators Accuse Mexico and Canada of Using Secret Languages in Talks

Today the Trump administration complained that Canadian and Mexican trade talk officials have been talking around U.S. officials and even joking about them using some kind of secret language. "No es cierto," replied one negotiator from Mexico, "It...

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Trudeau to the World's Wretches: No Vacancy!

Beaver Pelt, Canada — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who recently tried to upstage the Statue of Liberty's invitation to the “teeming masses” of the world's “wretched refuse,” announced, to the world (but particularly to South Americans) that any and...

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French speaking Canada bans Welsh Rarebits!

Funny story: French speaking Canada bans Welsh Rarebits!

People residing in French Canadian speaking areas have been told never to use the phrase "Welsh Rarebit" again! It has been removed from all restaurant menus, dictionaries, school books, the internet, Google and anywhere else! The French Canadian...

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Canada Wants to Join the European Union

Funny story: Canada Wants to Join the European Union

Ottawa, Canada Canadian officials today confirmed that they are reaching out to the European Union in an effort to join. "We think there is probably a big vacancy in the EU what with Brexit and all, aye!" spoke a Canadian official. "Aye, and w...

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Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too

Funny story: Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too

Ottawa, Canada Legislators in Canada's Parliament voted in favor of erecting a wall on the U.S./Canada border. "We have so many illegal immigrants trying to get into Canada from the United States that we feel the only way to stem the tide is to bu...

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Mormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec

Funny story: Mormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec

"The French Canadians are quite friendly," said choir director Brigham Smith in a press release, "and we were generally well received, but some of our interactions with the Quebecois were rather puzzling, to say the least." "For instance, can som...

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Refugees scooped out of Lake Erie

Canadian border control boats rescued almost 800 US Americans yesterday seeking to escape the USA in dinghis across Lake Erie. All were wearing T-shirts declaring 'We love maple syrup' and were humming tunes by Justin Bieber and Katie Moore. They wer...

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Vermont deer attempt to flee to Canada after election results roll in.

Funny story: Vermont deer attempt to flee to Canada after election results roll in.

Swanton, VT - Apparently terrified by the prospect of America's restored greatness, a group of Vermont deer made a failed attempt to cross the Canadian border Wednesday. The trespassers have been captured and taken into custody, and are currently awa...

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Canadian government announces wall will be built with the United States

Ottawa, Canada - In a shocking move, the Canadian government has announced it will be building a wall with the United States. Originally they weren't planning to build a wall along the entire US border, but the government insisted that a wall would m...

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Canada Wants to Build a Wall Separating Ontario From Michigan

Funny story: Canada Wants to Build a Wall Separating Ontario From Michigan

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced today that a wall would be built in Windsor, along the border with Detroit. "We don't understand why people would even question our wall! We have gun-toting DETROIT right acr...

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Theroux on Trudeau

Funny story: Theroux on Trudeau

We are sitting down today with actor Justin Theroux to get his impressions of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Theroux is an actor known for his starring role in The Leftovers, although his career has already spanned decades in mostly forgettable roles, such as "lawyer on phone" in Dedication and "DJ at party scene" in Tropic Thunder. Theroux may be best known for being married to J...

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Prime Minister Trudeau announces, "We're building a wall on our southern border."

Funny story: Prime Minister Trudeau announces, "We're building a wall on our southern border."

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced his plan to build a wall on the southern border with the United States today. "With the prospect of a Trump Presidency becoming more likely, and the announced intentions of many Liberal American D...

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Trump, the new terrorist

Funny story: Trump, the new terrorist

Listen up ISIS. There is a bigger threat these days nearer to home (the USA). While the ISIS operates in the Middle East and has only spouted threats for actual terrorism in mainland USA, there is a regime shaping up that is more terrifying than ISIS...

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US Citizens Embarassed By Donald Trump Pose As Canadians When Abroad

Funny story: US Citizens Embarassed By Donald Trump Pose As Canadians When Abroad

Fueling a spike in sales of all things Canadian, Americans going overseas are depleting store stocks, especially of sports gear, in the US and abroad. While visiting France, Brendy Wells and her boyfriend Scott Winter were soon tired of explainin...

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Canada Prepares For Migrant Influx After US Presidential Election

Funny story: Canada Prepares For Migrant Influx After US Presidential Election

US politics has become a scorched earth zone with all sides tolerating zero dissent. Underscoring the impassable political divide, a Quinnipiac study shows that fully twenty percent of people living in the US will flee the country after the 2016 Pres...

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Canadian Government to Buy Playboy Mansion

Funny story: Canadian Government to Buy Playboy Mansion

After only a few short weeks on the market, it appears that the Playboy Mansion has attracted a firm purchase offer from, of all parties, the Government of Canada. McKenzie Brothers Real Estate, acting on Canada's behalf, has revealed that their p...

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Breaking news…

Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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