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Funny story: Trump Looking For A Country To Be King Of

Trump Looking For A Country To Be King Of

White House - The staffers still remaining close to President 'Sandy Bunkers', as he is now referred to around the office, with a snicker, say that he has a map of the world on his Oval Office desk with countries like Syria, Iraq, and Zimbabwe colore…

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Funny story: Samsonite banks on Trump win, would sell 200,000,000 suitcases as Americans move to Canada

Samsonite banks on Trump win, would sell 200,000,000 suitcases as Americans move to Canada

Popular luggage maker Samsonite announced yesterday, in a conference call with investors, that if US President Donald Trump wins reelection on Tuesday, they expect to sell around 200 million suitcases and handbags on Wednesday, as the majority of Ame…

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Funny story: Canada Masks Up For Hockey

Canada Masks Up For Hockey

Toronto, CANADA (a country north of the USA) In Canada today, news came that every man, woman and dog within its borders has been nervously waiting for—the long drought is over—hockey will soon begin again! Yes, there is a God! If the good folks…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle found abandoned, tied to tree in Canada, hungry and with note saying “Sorry we couldn’t look after her anymore, please take care of her”

Meghan Markle found abandoned, tied to tree in Canada, hungry and with note saying “Sorry we couldn’t look after her anymore, please take care of her”

The RSPCA has been brought in after the discovery of the Duchess of Sussex tied to a maple tree in British Columbia, looking worn and haggard, and with a sad, handwritten note in her mouth. The note reads “Sorry, we couldn’t look after Duchess any...

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Funny story: Canadian PM blames Trump for downed Ukraine jet, and also blames Winston Churchill for deaths of Allied soldiers during WW2

Canadian PM blames Trump for downed Ukraine jet, and also blames Winston Churchill for deaths of Allied soldiers during WW2

Wacky Canadian leader Justin Trudeau angrily denounced Donald Trump for the deaths of the innocent passengers on the Ukrainian passenger jet blown up by mistake by an Iranian missile, saying this was caused by the US assassination of Iranian Quds Gen...

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Funny story: Justin Trudeau Says He Feels "More Comfortable In Brownface"

Justin Trudeau Says He Feels "More Comfortable In Brownface"

Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, has given a frank and in-depth interview about the photographs of himself in 2001, when he dressed up as Aladdin, and donned brownface. In the interview, he claims that, rather than having browned his face...

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Funny story: Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau Dons Blackface, Late Father Growls "Fuddle-Dummy!"

Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau Dons Blackface, Late Father Growls "Fuddle-Dummy!"

A week into the latest Canadian federal election, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been outed by a photo showing him dressed as Aladdin, but his face and hands painted in blackface. Ignoring the fact that Aladdin isn't even a black man, or the...

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Funny story: Lobster Tales

Lobster Tales

I A little background is required before I embark on my first lobster tale. I came from a middle-class family and my paternal grandparents were at the upper limit of the socioeconomic boundary, but as immigrants, lived quite modestly. My grandmother...

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Funny story: Kiss-a-thon part two: Melania moves to a Motel 6

Kiss-a-thon part two: Melania moves to a Motel 6

Photographic evidence of Melania Trump at the G-7 in France shows the look on her face due to an incoming smooch from Canada’s Justin Trudeau. Interpretations of her response are rampant across the internet. Eyes closed, she appears to be smili...

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Funny story: Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Biarritz, France In an announcement that surprised no one, President Donald Trump wants to hold next year's conference at one of his clubs in Florida. "Everyone will be happy. We have waiters that don't bathe to wait on the French, we've got spott...

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Funny story: 1980s Canadian Plot To Take Over United States Uncovered

1980s Canadian Plot To Take Over United States Uncovered

Today Canadian officials sheepishly admitted to a plot to take over the United States by slowly causing Americans' health to fail. Knowing the state of American healthcare, the idea was to overload the system with bad backs, knees and ankles. How?...

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Funny story: History Rewritten- The American Civil War

History Rewritten- The American Civil War

Revisionist History At Its Best! Since many individuals in our modern world - for instance Texas school book editors, far right extremists, far left myopics, Polish and Japanese World War II non-apologists, nationalistic Presidents, OUR President...

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Funny story: Canadian Rockers Teach Goat to Sing

Canadian Rockers Teach Goat to Sing

Canadian rock band The Radically Whipped has found a replacement for deceased singer Gordon Downer. "When Gord died, we were really bummed out, because we knew no human being could replace him," said band member Bob Raker, "but then we started th...

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Funny story: U.S. Republicans Demand That Meng Wanzhou be Stoned for Blasphemy

U.S. Republicans Demand That Meng Wanzhou be Stoned for Blasphemy

On Tuesday of this past week, Republican Congressmen and Senators alike unanimously demanded that Huawei executive Meng Wanzhou be extradited to the U.S. to face capital punishment by stoning. Rob Patterson, founder of the 666 Club and spokestwit...

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Funny story: President Trump Wants Wall On Canada Border

President Trump Wants Wall On Canada Border

President Donald Trump has expanded his plans for territorial protection, and, as well the southern border wall to restrict the movement of Mexicans, he has now proposed a wall on the Canadian border to do the same with Canucks. The border, known...

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Funny story: Canadian Troops At US Border

Canadian Troops At US Border

US military chiefs are in a mild panic tonight, as Canadian troops continue to pour into Manitoba, with the intention of repatriating an area of the US totally detached from it, known as the Northwest Angle. The Northwest Angle is an area - essent...

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Funny story: Angry China labels Canada "Numbah Wan Enema"

Angry China labels Canada "Numbah Wan Enema"

Beijing Daily news conference: Chinese Party puppet spokesperson Hu Flung Dung - a recent graduate of the North Korean school of Diplomatic Barking and Frothing at the mouth - shouted at reporters gathered for an update on the Canadian hostage...

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