Trump Officially Registers As A Foreign Agent; Resort Renamed To 'FARA-Lago'

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Saturday, 27 August 2022

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Defeated former President Donald Trump has been officially registered as a foreign agent as per Foreign Agent Registration Act (FARA) filings.

Trump who is already under multiple investigations including the Georgia election probe, and the January 6th Capitol insurrection; is now under being investigated for the Espionage Act violation for stealing classified documents to his Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida.

Trump was advised by his legal counsel to simply register as a foreign agent as per the FARA provisions citing that the investigations will lead to laxer fees and imprisonment sentencing if he simply discloses that the crime spree was on behalf of Russia and Saudi Arabia.

Trump celebrated his registration by renaming his Florida resort to ‘FARA-Lago’. A statement released on Tuesday states that FARA-Lago will provide services to visitors to ease their filing and paperwork to register as foreign agents under the FARA provisions. Trump will now join former campaign manager Paul Manafort and disgraced NSA general Mike Flynn as registered agents. Rudy Giuliani is expected to register in the coming week for his lobbying efforts in Ukraine.

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