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Funny story: Trump Feeling The Heat For Being An Anti-American Instigator May Be Getting Ready To Flee To Scotland

Trump Feeling The Heat For Being An Anti-American Instigator May Be Getting Ready To Flee To Scotland

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Donald, as his mother called him, took a trip from his termite infested mansion in Mar-a-Lago to see about getting his passport updated. Word filtering out of Trump's Plywood State mansion is that Plump Trump is…

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Funny story: Liz Cheney Says That Bezos-Musk Inc., Donated $20 Million Towards Her Campaign

Liz Cheney Says That Bezos-Musk Inc., Donated $20 Million Towards Her Campaign

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The woman who is the assistant committee chairman on The Senate Condemnatory Hearings on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan.6, was extremely happy to get one of the largest campaign donations in the history of politi…

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Funny story: Jan. 6 Senate Hearing Committee Assistant Chairman Liz Cheney Says Trump Is Toast!!!

Jan. 6 Senate Hearing Committee Assistant Chairman Liz Cheney Says Trump Is Toast!!!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Rep. Liz Cheney, assistant chairman of The Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Trump Inspired Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, has made it more than abundantly clear that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is TOAST!!!…

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Funny story: Steve Bannon, Trump's Aide and Advisor Found Guilty - Heading To Prison For 14 Years - Don The Con Trump Is Next

Steve Bannon, Trump's Aide and Advisor Found Guilty - Heading To Prison For 14 Years - Don The Con Trump Is Next

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Well like they say, justice will prevail. And former Trumptard campaign aide and White House strategist, Steve "The Ugly Creepola" Bannon is proof positive of that little ditty that first originated in Turkey five c…

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Funny story: Republican Liz Cheney Says She Is Leaving Trump's GOP And She'll Become a Democrat

Republican Liz Cheney Says She Is Leaving Trump's GOP And She'll Become a Democrat

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to The iNews News Agency, the only Republican politician with any lick of sense, Liz Cheney, has just announced that she will be leaving the out-of-control Republican Party, and becoming a member of the pa…

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Funny story: Josh Hawley: “I Only Ran From the Capitol Riot Because My Daughters Wanted to Go to Cancun”

Josh Hawley: “I Only Ran From the Capitol Riot Because My Daughters Wanted to Go to Cancun”

Washington - Missouri Senator and all-around douchebag Josh Hawley claimed that he ran like a scared rabbit from the January 6th Capitol rioters he had only a few hours earlier given a fist salute because he was “running late to catch a flight to Can…

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Funny story: Are You A Trump Monkey?

Are You A Trump Monkey?

The Jan 6 committee is closing in, and Trump supporters are getting scared. They want to distance themselves from the Evil One. Ivanka says she supported what Bill Blair said about the election NOT being stolen. Even Melania is saying she was taki…

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Funny story: Missing: 187 Minutes On January 6 - What Was Trump Doing?

Missing: 187 Minutes On January 6 - What Was Trump Doing?

What was Donald Trump doing during the 187 minutes when his followers, (that he incited) were storming the Capitol? Long answer: Gleefully eating popcorn, while watching television as his followers were breaking into the nation’s Capitol building…

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Funny story: Donald "Rhino Ass" Trump's Approval Numbers Are Now In The Toilet

Donald "Rhino Ass" Trump's Approval Numbers Are Now In The Toilet

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - A magazine article on Trump's approval numbers, or more accurately unapproval numbers, shows that the Nazi Has Been's numbers are sitting in the toilet (and fittingly). According to a Mar-a-Lago maid, Trump cannot s…

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Funny story: Trump Says The Only Reason He Is Watching The Senate Hearings On The Jan.6, Capital Invasion Is To Hopefully Catch a Glimpse of Ivanka

Trump Says The Only Reason He Is Watching The Senate Hearings On The Jan.6, Capital Invasion Is To Hopefully Catch a Glimpse of Ivanka

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Trump says that the only reason why he is watching The Senate Condemnatory Hearings on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, is so that he can hopefully catch glimpses of his beautiful, sexy, estranged favorite chil…

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Funny story: Trump Is Furious As GOP Illustrated Magazine Shows That Nearly All Voters Who Voted For Him In 2020 Now Hate His Lying Ass

Trump Is Furious As GOP Illustrated Magazine Shows That Nearly All Voters Who Voted For Him In 2020 Now Hate His Lying Ass

CUYAHOGA FALLS, Ohio - (Satire News) - GOP Illustrated Magazine took a poll of Republican readers and asked who they would vote for in the 2024 presidential election. Out of a total of 29,000 readers, who said they voted for Trump twice, only 69 s…

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Funny story: Federal Investigations Have Found That Trump Personally Chose 2,803,708 FAKE Electors

Federal Investigations Have Found That Trump Personally Chose 2,803,708 FAKE Electors

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - US investigators have uncovered a huge, huge, really huge Trump fake elector scam. It appears that old "Orange Penis" (aka Trump) in a desperate act of trying to steal the election that was clearly won by Joe Bid…

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Funny story: Everyone Agrees That It's Time That The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Fucking Trump Circus Leaves Town (For Good!)

Everyone Agrees That It's Time That The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Fucking Trump Circus Leaves Town (For Good!)

BISCUIT BITCH, Florida - (Satire News) - After the recent Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, have succeeded in making Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump look like the lying, low-life, scum-sucking, anti-American pussy th…

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Funny story: Trump Is Now Insisting That Over 73,000 Citizens Living In Japan Illegally Voted For Joe Biden

Trump Is Now Insisting That Over 73,000 Citizens Living In Japan Illegally Voted For Joe Biden

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The biggest liar in the history of the United States, Donaldo Trump, now is spewing forth that he heard from a Japanese Geisha girl, that over 73,000 people in Japan voted for Joey Biden. The Trumptard said that he got t…

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Funny story: If Evangelicals were truly honest . . .

If Evangelicals were truly honest . . .

Corinthians 13:4-8 (from the DJTV) 4 Trump is not patient, Trump is not kind. He envies everyone, he boasts like a drunken soldier, he is proud. 5 He dishonors others, he is self-seeking, he is easily angered, he keeps a long record of wrongs. 6 T…

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Funny story: Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida Has Jumped On The "I Hate Trump" Bandwagon

Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida Has Jumped On The "I Hate Trump" Bandwagon

TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - According to the Miami Globe-Gazette, Gov. Ron "Dump Trump" DeSantis is posturing himself to be the leading Republican to be at the top of the GOP ticket in the next presidential election. DeSantis, is hated…

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Funny story: Trump Was Told By A Homeless Woman That 18,394 Ballots That Were Cast For Him Ended Up In Guatemala Whorehouse

Trump Was Told By A Homeless Woman That 18,394 Ballots That Were Cast For Him Ended Up In Guatemala Whorehouse

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - It appears that these days Donald Trump doesn't know his orange ass from a hole-in-the-ground. Individuals report seeing him walking the beach at his Mar-a-Lago complex dressed in a red MAGA shirt, no pants, no shoes,…

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