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Funny story: Not much of a witch hunt

Not much of a witch hunt

Come on, Trumpy, the 37 criminal counts can’t be called a WITCH HUNT when forty boxes of Top Secret, Classified documents were stacked on center stage at Mar-a-Lago. Instead, if they were hidden under the same stage, with the entrance door plaster…

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Funny story: Souvenir bowel movements for all the top enemies of America

Souvenir bowel movements for all the top enemies of America

The laundry staff at Mar-A-Lago have added their voices to Trump’s ongoing indictment by adding their voices to those of Jack Smith. This reporter was able to get one staff member on tape to record what the world now knows about the greatest spy in A…

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Funny story: Space Creatures Land Their Spaceship On Mar-A-Lago And Shit Everywhere

Space Creatures Land Their Spaceship On Mar-A-Lago And Shit Everywhere

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency reports that a UFO from an unknown location landed on the tennis courts at Trump's Mar-a-Lago Complex. Witness Topeka Joplin, who could easily pass for a discount store version of Ivanka T…

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Funny story: Mar-A-Lago to Be Torn Down to Search for More Illegal “Substances”

Mar-A-Lago to Be Torn Down to Search for More Illegal “Substances”

The FBI has revealed that when (not IF) Donald Trump is arrested, they may tear down Mar-A-Lago entirely as they look for more secret documents and other illegal substances, especially in Don Junior’s bedroom, and Melania’s too. And Eric. And Tiffany…

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Seeking Asylum At Mar-A-Lago

Vladimir Putin Seeking Asylum At Mar-A-Lago

Well, things are getting a little dicey for Vladimir Putin in Russia. His invasion of Ukraine has proven to be (after what was supposed to be a 4-day war) a colossal failure. The light at the end of the tunnel no longer even figures for Russia, certa…

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Funny story: Experts Say An Asteroid Will Hit Mar-a-Lago - Trump Says It's a Just a Bullshit Hoax

Experts Say An Asteroid Will Hit Mar-a-Lago - Trump Says It's a Just a Bullshit Hoax

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Asteroid experts have informed the White House that a gigantic asteroid about 17 times bigger than Ginni "Lardass" Thomas' huge butt will hit Mar-a-Lago, Florida in the near future. Members of The North American Solar Sys…

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Funny story: Brazilian Mar-A-Lago Won’t Attract Monkey Shit

Brazilian Mar-A-Lago Won’t Attract Monkey Shit

Donald Trump Junior has finished construction on his father’s mansion in Brazil, near the Amazon jungle. There, daily shipments of coke, meth, some weird frog poison that makes you high, and any other drugs he can get through his family’s South Ameri…

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Funny story: Mar-A-Lago B&B – Reserve Your Vacation Now!

Mar-A-Lago B&B – Reserve Your Vacation Now!

Donald Trump doesn’t know who’s coming for dinner. Could be anybody with any kind of thoughts and feelings and podcasts. They could even bring a bunch of friends – Donny don’t care. So can I come too? Maybe spend some quality time in Ivanka’s bedr…

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Funny story: President Biden Tells Trump The US Will Not Pay One Damn Dime For The Hurricane Damage To Mar-a-Lago

President Biden Tells Trump The US Will Not Pay One Damn Dime For The Hurricane Damage To Mar-a-Lago

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden reminded the Orange Asshole (aka Trump) that the United States government is not going to pay him one damn dime for the damage his complex received from Hurricane Ian. POTUS told the Predator, tha…

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Funny story: A Mar-a-Lago Maid Reveals a Shocking Cross Dressing Secret About Donald J. Trump

A Mar-a-Lago Maid Reveals a Shocking Cross Dressing Secret About Donald J. Trump

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Trump's few hundreds of remaining die-hard fans will soon be shocked out of their KIA pick-up trucks, when they read the extremely revealing book about their ruler titled, The Fat-As a Blimp Quasi King Donald The Pussy Gr…

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Funny story: President Biden Tells Crybaby Trump That If a Hurricane Hits Mar-a-Lago Not To Ask Him For Aid

President Biden Tells Crybaby Trump That If a Hurricane Hits Mar-a-Lago Not To Ask Him For Aid

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Trumptard recently texted President Biden and told him that if a hurricane hits and devastates his beautiful Mar-a-Lago complex, that he demands that the Federal Governement send him millions and millions of dol…

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Funny story: Trump’s Garage Sale Of Top Secret Documents At Mar-a-Lago

Trump’s Garage Sale Of Top Secret Documents At Mar-a-Lago

They say he never read or stayed awake for security briefings, finding that security briefings interrupted his television, eating, and nap time. So why would the Pussy Grabber have a sudden interest in Top Secret Classified Documents on his way out o…

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Funny story: Trump Officially Registers As A Foreign Agent; Resort Renamed To 'FARA-Lago'

Trump Officially Registers As A Foreign Agent; Resort Renamed To 'FARA-Lago'

Defeated former President Donald Trump has been officially registered as a foreign agent as per Foreign Agent Registration Act (FARA) filings. Trump who is already under multiple investigations including the Georgia election probe, and the January…

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Funny story: MAR A LAGO

MAR A LAGO

Making American Republicans Against Leftists Angry Gun Owners Me And Rudy Are Legislating All Girl’s Orgasms Melania And Rudy Are Loving All Girl’s Orgies Many Angry Republicans Are Losers And Gun Owners May All Rich Assholes Lick Anal Go…

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Funny story: You Know - What Is

You Know - What Is

You know, when someone else also knows that another person is full of beans. Eye contact with a stranger, but without a word, the both of you know. It's just a silent salute to, you know. You're boarding a direct flight to London with a 1st Class…

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Funny story: The FBI Plans On Raiding Trump's Mar-a-Lago Mansion Again

The FBI Plans On Raiding Trump's Mar-a-Lago Mansion Again

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Atlanta Peach Press Newspaper has broken the story that Federal agents will once again be conducting a raid on Donald Trump's Florida Estate. Reporter Dixie Durango with the Peach Press stated that she actual…

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Funny story: From The "What Other Stupid, Ignorant Comment Will The Trumpturd Make About The FBI Raid On Mar-a-Lago" Department

From The "What Other Stupid, Ignorant Comment Will The Trumpturd Make About The FBI Raid On Mar-a-Lago" Department

MAR A- LAGO - (Satire News) - Just when we all thought that the Pussy Grabber could not possibly come up with any more idiotic shit to think of, here we go. According Vox Populi News Agency reporter, Tapioca Swizzle, now comes this; Old Lard Belly…

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