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Funny story: Trump Shields Mobster Who Fled Federal Custody

Trump Shields Mobster Who Fled Federal Custody

A mobster who murdered three fled to Mar-a-Lago after escaping from federal custody in central Florida, authorities said. The mobster, who claims he is "misunderstood", immediately asked former President Donald John Trump for help in combating the "…

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Funny story: One of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Maids Is Pregnant And Guess Who The Daddy Is?

One of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Maids Is Pregnant And Guess Who The Daddy Is?

MAR-a-Lago, Florida – (Satire News) – Well by all accounts it appears that the Trumptard is still grabbing ‘em by the pussy. The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that a very reliable inside source at Mar-a-Lago has just revealed that the younge…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Has Moved Out of Mar-a-Lago

Melania Trump Has Moved Out of Mar-a-Lago

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The rumor that has been swirling around the nation regarding Mrs. Trump leaving Mar-a-Lago and moving back to Trump Tower in Manhattan is in fact true. Boom Boom News crack reporter Hacienda Fiddle broke the story that…

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Funny story: The FBI Raided Mar-a-Lago And Found 19 Gold Bars That Were Stolen From Fort Knox

The FBI Raided Mar-a-Lago And Found 19 Gold Bars That Were Stolen From Fort Knox

MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – Reports coming from The Daily Dirt News Agency state that a dozen agents from the FBI conducted a pre-dawn raid on Trump’s Dixieland mansion, Mar-a-Lago. The Federal officers confiscated over 27 computers, lap tops, iP…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Devastated As Mar-a-Lago May Have To Be Totally Destroyed

Donald Trump Devastated As Mar-a-Lago May Have To Be Totally Destroyed

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of Trump’s humongous Florida complex Mar-a-Lago, which means “Jellyfish Ejaculate,” say that the complex will most probably have to be totally destroyed. A White House gardener identified…

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Funny story: A Smash & Grab Group of Thugs Hits Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Residence

A Smash & Grab Group of Thugs Hits Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Residence

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News is reporting that a group of Smash & Grab hoodlums managed to break into the Trumptard's Mar-a-Lago complex at 2:35 am. According to one of the maids, who was in the kitchen eating a salami…

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Funny story: Seismologists Are Predicting That A Devastating 9.3 Earthquake Will Strike 17 Miles From Mar-a-Lago

Seismologists Are Predicting That A Devastating 9.3 Earthquake Will Strike 17 Miles From Mar-a-Lago

MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – The Ta Da News Agency reports that several of America’s most respected seismologists are making a prediction that has the residents of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Mansion shaking in their over-priced shoes. TDNA reporter Sequoi…

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Funny story: President Biden Officially Condemns Trump's Mar-a-Lago

President Biden Officially Condemns Trump's Mar-a-Lago

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Well it is finally official, the president of the United States has officially condemned Donald Trump’s Dixie Complex. Boom Boom News said that the Trumptard is fit-to-be-tied and is threatening to talk to his BF…

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Funny story: President Biden Moves To Condemn Mar-a-Lago

President Biden Moves To Condemn Mar-a-Lago

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of the White House is that after receiving a private report from a private report reporting firm, President Biden will be signing a Presidential Executive Order condemning Trump’s Florida home – M…

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Funny story: Melania Trump and Ivanka Trump Are Fighting Like Cats and Dogs

Melania Trump and Ivanka Trump Are Fighting Like Cats and Dogs

PALM SPRINGS, Florida – (Satire News) – An insider reports that the sparks are flying far and wide inside the Trump compound known as Mar-a-Lago. The source said that two Secret Service agents had to physically separate the wife and eldest daught…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Viciously Attacked By a Swarm of Marauding Cicadas

Donald Trump Viciously Attacked By a Swarm of Marauding Cicadas

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The local ABC News affiliate is reporting that Donald Trump was out sunbathing in his backyard, when he was suddenly and viciously attacked by a marauding swarm of angry cicadas. Secret Service Agents were abl…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That Donaldo Is So Worried About Going To Prison That He Only Sleeps 25 Minutes a Night

Melania Trump Says That Donaldo Is So Worried About Going To Prison That He Only Sleeps 25 Minutes a Night

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The former first lady and proponent of the “Be Best” movement recently spoke with CNN’s Anderson Cooper in The George Corley Wallace Commemorative Bedroom at Mar-a-Lago. She told him that he is without a doubt…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Is Furious as She Finds a Hot, Sexy Robot Doll That Looks Just Like Hope Hicks in Donaldo's Suit Closet

Melania Trump Is Furious as She Finds a Hot, Sexy Robot Doll That Looks Just Like Hope Hicks in Donaldo's Suit Closet

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Word coming out of Mar-a-Lago is that Mrs. Donald Trump is one extremely pissed off Slovenian. According to one of the Mar-a-Lago maids, who did not want her name revealed, Mela, as the hired help calls her, b…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Celebrated His 75th Birthday With an Elaborate Masquerade Party at Mar-a-Lago

Donald Trump Celebrated His 75th Birthday With an Elaborate Masquerade Party at Mar-a-Lago

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that citizen Donald Johnny Trump had a 75th birthday bash to end all birthday bashes at his Mar-a-Lago digs. BuzzFuzz reporter, Taffeta Kixx, remarked that she was the only Democrat invited to…

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Funny story: Trump’s Blood Pressure Level is 201 Over 127, and His Doctor Tells Him That He Has To Stop Consuming 7 Big Macs a Day

Trump’s Blood Pressure Level is 201 Over 127, and His Doctor Tells Him That He Has To Stop Consuming 7 Big Macs a Day

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – A Mar-a-Lago insider has informed the news media that DJT’s personal physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has told the 74-year-old private citizen that he needs to seriously cut back on his addiction to Big Mac Burgers.

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Funny story: A Well-Known Terrorist Group Has Purchased a Popular Fast Food Restaurant In Florida

A Well-Known Terrorist Group Has Purchased a Popular Fast Food Restaurant In Florida

HURRICANE HAVEN, Florida – (Satire News) - The Eyes Like a Hawk Detective Agency has just made it known that three individuals who are believed to be charter members of the Mofoliban terrorist group have just purchased a fast food hamburger restaura…

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Funny story: US Congressman Matt Gaetz A Faithful Supporter Of Donald Trump

US Congressman Matt Gaetz A Faithful Supporter Of Donald Trump

One thing's certain when Netflix makes Matt Gaetz's film in a year or two, knighted actor Sir Anthony Hopkins won't play the role. Too British! Yes, he performed as Picasso, Nixon, John Quincy Adams, Alfred Hitchcock, and Hannibal Lecter, but the Mat…

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