Come on, Trumpy, the 37 criminal counts can’t be called a WITCH HUNT when forty boxes of Top Secret, Classified documents were stacked on center stage at Mar-a-Lago. Instead, if they were hidden under the same stage, with the entrance door plaster…
The laundry staff at Mar-A-Lago have added their voices to Trump’s ongoing indictment by adding their voices to those of Jack Smith. This reporter was able to get one staff member on tape to record what the world now knows about the greatest spy in A…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency reports that a UFO from an unknown location landed on the tennis courts at Trump's Mar-a-Lago Complex. Witness Topeka Joplin, who could easily pass for a discount store version of Ivanka T…
The FBI has revealed that when (not IF) Donald Trump is arrested, they may tear down Mar-A-Lago entirely as they look for more secret documents and other illegal substances, especially in Don Junior’s bedroom, and Melania’s too. And Eric. And Tiffany…
Well, things are getting a little dicey for Vladimir Putin in Russia. His invasion of Ukraine has proven to be (after what was supposed to be a 4-day war) a colossal failure. The light at the end of the tunnel no longer even figures for Russia, certa…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Asteroid experts have informed the White House that a gigantic asteroid about 17 times bigger than Ginni "Lardass" Thomas' huge butt will hit Mar-a-Lago, Florida in the near future. Members of The North American Solar Sys…
Donald Trump Junior has finished construction on his father’s mansion in Brazil, near the Amazon jungle. There, daily shipments of coke, meth, some weird frog poison that makes you high, and any other drugs he can get through his family’s South Ameri…
Donald Trump doesn’t know who’s coming for dinner. Could be anybody with any kind of thoughts and feelings and podcasts. They could even bring a bunch of friends – Donny don’t care. So can I come too? Maybe spend some quality time in Ivanka’s bedr…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden reminded the Orange Asshole (aka Trump) that the United States government is not going to pay him one damn dime for the damage his complex received from Hurricane Ian. POTUS told the Predator, tha…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Trump's few hundreds of remaining die-hard fans will soon be shocked out of their KIA pick-up trucks, when they read the extremely revealing book about their ruler titled, The Fat-As a Blimp Quasi King Donald The Pussy Gr…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Trumptard recently texted President Biden and told him that if a hurricane hits and devastates his beautiful Mar-a-Lago complex, that he demands that the Federal Governement send him millions and millions of dol…
They say he never read or stayed awake for security briefings, finding that security briefings interrupted his television, eating, and nap time. So why would the Pussy Grabber have a sudden interest in Top Secret Classified Documents on his way out o…
Defeated former President Donald Trump has been officially registered as a foreign agent as per Foreign Agent Registration Act (FARA) filings. Trump who is already under multiple investigations including the Georgia election probe, and the January…
Making American Republicans Against Leftists Angry Gun Owners Me And Rudy Are Legislating All Girl’s Orgasms Melania And Rudy Are Loving All Girl’s Orgies Many Angry Republicans Are Losers And Gun Owners May All Rich Assholes Lick Anal Go…
You know, when someone else also knows that another person is full of beans. Eye contact with a stranger, but without a word, the both of you know. It's just a silent salute to, you know. You're boarding a direct flight to London with a 1st Class…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Atlanta Peach Press Newspaper has broken the story that Federal agents will once again be conducting a raid on Donald Trump's Florida Estate. Reporter Dixie Durango with the Peach Press stated that she actual…
MAR A- LAGO - (Satire News) - Just when we all thought that the Pussy Grabber could not possibly come up with any more idiotic shit to think of, here we go. According Vox Populi News Agency reporter, Tapioca Swizzle, now comes this; Old Lard Belly…
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