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Funny story: The FBI Wants To Know What The Hell 34 Gold Bars From Fort Knox Where Doing Stashed Underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's Bed

The FBI Wants To Know What The Hell 34 Gold Bars From Fort Knox Where Doing Stashed Underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's Bed

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The United States FBI is very interested in finding out what 34 gold bars from The Fort Knox Gold Depository were doing stashed underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's bed at the Trump family Mar-a-Liar complex. The agen…

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Funny story: The FBI Raid On Mar-a-Lago Turned Up Dozens of Nude Photos of Ann Coulter, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Hope Hicks

The FBI Raid On Mar-a-Lago Turned Up Dozens of Nude Photos of Ann Coulter, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Hope Hicks

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Entertainment Satire) - The FBI raid on Mar-a-Liar, as comedian Zydeco Dupree has pegged Trump The Traitor's home, has uncovered tons of illegal stuff that could land the Orange Blossom Special (Don Trump) in prison for up to 4…

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Funny story: Latest Excuse For Stealing Top Secret Documents: The Donald Trump Library

Latest Excuse For Stealing Top Secret Documents: The Donald Trump Library

Yeah, right! Does Donald Trump even have a library card? Does Trump know the location of the Mar-a-Lago neighborhood library? Would the list of top US secret agents be allowed to be read by anyone with a library card? Is Vladimir Putin going to h…

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Funny story: Way Too Late: Empty Folders Found At Mar-a-Lago

Way Too Late: Empty Folders Found At Mar-a-Lago

Ayeeee, the horror, the horror! The FBI found a series of empty folders in Trump’s basement. What could this mean? First guess: The stuff inside the folders was sold to the highest bidders. Second guess: The stuff was piggy-backed into ot…

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Funny story: Trump’s Garage Sale Of Top Secret Documents At Mar-a-Lago

Trump’s Garage Sale Of Top Secret Documents At Mar-a-Lago

They say he never read or stayed awake for security briefings, finding that security briefings interrupted his television, eating, and nap time. So why would the Pussy Grabber have a sudden interest in Top Secret Classified Documents on his way out o…

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Funny story: Trump's Redacted Search Warrant Released - Antiques Roadshow Mentioned

Trump's Redacted Search Warrant Released - Antiques Roadshow Mentioned

The Redacted Trump search warrant was revealed by Aldo Riviera of Ferret News. Among the findings were: First - Trump had 15 boxes of documents with his presidential signature on all documents - including lovey-dovey letters to the North Kor…

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Funny story: The FBI Has Just Stated That Trump Had a Total of 873 Extremely Classified Federal Documents Hidden In His Bedroom Closet.

The FBI Has Just Stated That Trump Had a Total of 873 Extremely Classified Federal Documents Hidden In His Bedroom Closet.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - 47 state attorney generals have just stated that with the latest relevation regarding Trump, there is just no way in hellacious hell that "Pervy," as Stormy Daniels calls him, is not going away to prison, for a long,…

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Funny story: Imagine: Suing The Owner After Caught With Owner's Property

Imagine: Suing The Owner After Caught With Owner's Property

The outrage! How dare the FBI give ample warning of their visit to Mar-a-Lago to recover stolen property belonging to the National Archives and then have the thief, caught red-handed with fifteen boxes of the stolen documents (that's 15 boxes), t…

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Funny story: The FBI Plans On Raiding Trump's Mar-a-Lago Mansion Again

The FBI Plans On Raiding Trump's Mar-a-Lago Mansion Again

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Atlanta Peach Press Newspaper has broken the story that Federal agents will once again be conducting a raid on Donald Trump's Florida Estate. Reporter Dixie Durango with the Peach Press stated that she actual…

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Funny story: From The "What Other Stupid, Ignorant Comment Will The Trumpturd Make About The FBI Raid On Mar-a-Lago" Department

From The "What Other Stupid, Ignorant Comment Will The Trumpturd Make About The FBI Raid On Mar-a-Lago" Department

MAR A- LAGO - (Satire News) - Just when we all thought that the Pussy Grabber could not possibly come up with any more idiotic shit to think of, here we go. According Vox Populi News Agency reporter, Tapioca Swizzle, now comes this; Old Lard Belly…

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Funny story: Mar-a-Lago-GATE Investigation

Mar-a-Lago-GATE Investigation

It had to happen. The FBI search for stolen documents at Mar-a-Lago has become (because of conflicting stories by Trump and his attorneys) elevated with the distinctive Gate word at the end of Mar-a-Lago. Just call the investigation Mar-a-Lago-Gate.

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Funny story: Trump Is Furious That The FBI Took His 3 Passports During The Raid - And Now He Says He Can't Flee The Country

Trump Is Furious That The FBI Took His 3 Passports During The Raid - And Now He Says He Can't Flee The Country

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump says he is so mad he could slap his stupid goofy son Eric non-stop for four minutes. Donaldo, as his estranged wife Melania Knavs Trump calls him, is so upset he has gone from eating 9 Big…

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Funny story: Trump Is So Damn Nervous About Going To Prison, He Is Only Sleeping 15 Minutes a Night

Trump Is So Damn Nervous About Going To Prison, He Is Only Sleeping 15 Minutes a Night

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Trump's son Eric "Goofy" Trump told Fox News reporter Greg "The Rodent" Gutfeld that his daddy is so nervous, so afraid, and so scared of going to Prison that he is only sleeping 15 minutes a night. "Goofy" told "The R…

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Funny story: The FBI Reports That They Discovered The Highly Classified Blueprints To a State-of-The-Art American Aircraft Carrier In Trump's Sock Drawer

The FBI Reports That They Discovered The Highly Classified Blueprints To a State-of-The-Art American Aircraft Carrier In Trump's Sock Drawer

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - With each new day, more and more secrets are coming out from the FBI Raid on Mar-a-Lago. Woody Velcro, a star reporter with The Washington Window Tribune reported that FBI agents along with members of The Green Berets…

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Funny story: The Mar-a-Lago Raid By The FBI Found The Secret Code Box To Launch Missiles In Trump's Master Bedroom

The Mar-a-Lago Raid By The FBI Found The Secret Code Box To Launch Missiles In Trump's Master Bedroom

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - An FBI insider who participated on the raid at Mar-a-Lago said that it is positively astounding the amount of illegal shit that was found in The Trumptwat's complex. The agent who uses the code name Marshal Dillo…

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Funny story: Mar-a-Lago Squealer Undergoing Extensive Plastic Surgery

Mar-a-Lago Squealer Undergoing Extensive Plastic Surgery

The person of interest, man or woman, who blew the whistle on Donald Trump’s collection of TOP Secret, Classified, Nuclear Codes, and President Macron, hidden in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago basement, next to the trunk filled with blank Trump University diplom…

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Funny story: Coke B4 TV

Coke B4 TV

Strange how, after Mar-A-Lago got raided by the feds, on TV one did not see Donald Trump Junior, but Eric Trump. Why Eric? A man who doesn’t seem to have much exposure on television or anywhere else – maybe ‘cuz daddy keeps him in the basement of Mar…

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