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Funny story: Deal of the Century kicks off at the World Bridge Championships in Yemen.

Deal of the Century kicks off at the World Bridge Championships in Yemen.

The 44th World Bridge Team Championships will be held at the Wuhan International Convention Centre at Wuhan, China, from Saturday 14th to Saturday 28th September 2019. However, in a clear case of hijacking a Chinese event, US president Donald Tru...

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Funny story: Forget Tax Returns, Find Trump’s School Grades And SAT Scores

Forget Tax Returns, Find Trump’s School Grades And SAT Scores

While the press and Congress, (Democratic) have been demanding copies of Tump’s tax returns and financial records, nosey Spoof writers are more interested in Trump’s school grades while at grammar school, high school, and at both Fordham and Wharton.

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Snafues Fifth Avenue With NRA Pistol Range

Jared Kushner Snafues Fifth Avenue With NRA Pistol Range

New York, NYC - (Rotters): FBI agents are studying reports that a 2015 Manhattan-wide temporal lobotomy** triggered a former bigwig prosecutor’s unsolved drive-by shooting according to statements plagiarised from a Russian fake news site. This mo...

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Funny story: Ratting Out Trump

Ratting Out Trump

When Donald J. Trump tweeted that White House attorney, Don McGahn, wouldn’t: “Rat him out like John Dean” or words to that effect, Trump was confessing that McGahn had some “Rat stuff” to hide about Donald Trump’s criminal behavior. Lots and lot...

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Funny story: In wake of G7 summit, Trump Organization to break ground on 'a special place in hell'

In wake of G7 summit, Trump Organization to break ground on 'a special place in hell'

Inspiration strikes at the most unlikely of places and times. According to administration officials, President Trump was so irate when he learned a special place in hell had been designated for Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that he immediat...

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Funny story: The Exodus of Rob Porter: Sexual Harassment, or “Agent Orange” Cover Up?

The Exodus of Rob Porter: Sexual Harassment, or “Agent Orange” Cover Up?

The beleaguered Trump administration has been coming under increased pressure of late regarding the behavior of the eponymously named White House staff secretary mentioned in the poorly written title above. While the official story had recently revol...

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Funny story: Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather

Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather

Mar-A-Lago, Florida Trump's son-in-law and chief competition for the affection of his daughter Ivanka, Jared Kushner, has been assigned the task of finding out how to control the weather. This is added to Jared's other tasks including Middle Ea...

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Funny story: Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. Accused of Colluding With North Korea's Kim Jong-Un

Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. Accused of Colluding With North Korea's Kim Jong-Un

Washington, DC Ivanka Trump's husband Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. were accused by the FBI, U.S. Congress, and CNN of colluding with North Korea's Kim Jong-Un to trade top-grade vodka to him for his black-market cocaine, methamphetamine, Ecsta...

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Funny story: Mueller issues indictments!

Mueller issues indictments!

Associated Press, June 11, 2018. Special Counsel Robert Mueller announced that a federal grand jury has indicted Donald Trump, Jr., Paul Manafort, Jared Kushner and four others, for obstruction of justice and conspiring with a foreign power to inter...

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Funny story: Jared Kushner named Secretary of Everything

Jared Kushner named Secretary of Everything

After almost every other staff member of President Trump's (brief pause to vomit) administration has either royally screwed up or committed outright treason, The Donald's son-in-law has been announced as "Secretary of Everything". "We trust Jare...

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