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Funny story: NSA Tracks Edward Snowden to Joe Rogan Podcast

NSA Tracks Edward Snowden to Joe Rogan Podcast

Through its targeted surveillance of internet media company YouTube, the National Security Agency was able to track NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden, who is currently living in Russia, to the studio of Joe Rogan, comedian and host of popular podcast...

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Funny story: Vatican Scientists Clone Jesus from Communion Wafer

Vatican Scientists Clone Jesus from Communion Wafer

The Vatican—Pope Francis today unveiled a ten-year-old Jesus whom, he explained, was cloned from a consecrated communion wafer blessed by Mother Theresa. The Vatican, to avoid too much publicity for the ten-year-old god, had kept the cloning under w...

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Funny story: Trump Whistleblower Blames Chapped Lips

Trump Whistleblower Blames Chapped Lips

Congressional Democrats may have to rescind their impeachment inquiry after learning the undisclosed whistleblower blames a severe case of chapped lips for her actions. During his weekly briefing with reporters, White House Minister of Truth, Shiv A...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Revealed to Be the Actual Whistleblower

Melania Trump Revealed to Be the Actual Whistleblower

Mar-A-Lago, FL In a breaking story, it is revealed that First Lady, Melania Trump, was the person who leaked about improprieties in her husband Donald Trump's phone calls to the President of the Ukraine. She mentioned the extortion threats made by h...

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Funny story: All Whistleblower Songs Are Now Banned

All Whistleblower Songs Are Now Banned

Mar-A-Lago, FL "Because of all the controversy over whistle blowing and whistling, etc., I believe the nation is getting too riled-up on all this whistling business. So, for the good of the nation, I am passing an executive order banning all songs ha...

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Funny story: Trump Passes Executive Order Banning Whistleblowing

Trump Passes Executive Order Banning Whistleblowing

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump has given a press conference in the KFC parking lot during which he discussed his most recent executive order banning whistleblowing. "This whistleblowing, it's nasty stuff. We need to let people know they can...

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Funny story: Cable news: Whistle-blower Leaks Vince Cable Cable Cables

Cable news: Whistle-blower Leaks Vince Cable Cable Cables

An anonymous whistle-blower within the diplomatic service has today leaked a series of damning cables. The scandalous diplomatic communique makes reference the then secretary of state for business, innovation and skills Vince Cable brokering the sale...

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Funny story: Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI

Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI

In breaking news yesterday, FBI Director James Comey has cleared Ms. Clinton of nothing more than "extreme carelessness" in compromising national security with her private email server. That she also misled investigators and the country in denying...

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Funny story: The Little Black Book of Diplomacy

The Little Black Book of Diplomacy

A whistleblower from MI6 using the pseudonym of "Mull of Kintyre" has published on the web a document that has the government reeling. It is a memo that is written by the Home Office for use by ambassadors, politicians, spies and other functionar...

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Funny story: Wikileaks Latest...

Wikileaks Latest...

Dear diary, *sigh I have been working for five years on the International Anti-Terrorism Forensic Task Force and after examining the Paris attacks I have yet again come to the conclusion that it was the governments that were behind this. It's always the freakin' governments! Boston - government! Charlie Hebdo - government! Australia - government! And my superiors (obviously) don...

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Funny story: Supreme court decision money speaks with first amendment rights and personhood affects whistleblowers

Supreme court decision money speaks with first amendment rights and personhood affects whistleblowers

Today's Supreme Court decision, that money (as with "money speaks") is entitled to first amendment protection and the rights of personhood, has again been hailed with the word "freeeedomm!" on conservative twitter sites. This new "money speaks" de...

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Funny story: Edward Snowden Has Commented That He Will Not Accept The Invitation To Attend The Whistleblowers of America Convention

Edward Snowden Has Commented That He Will Not Accept The Invitation To Attend The Whistleblowers of America Convention

MOSCOW - Edward Snowden thanked the executive director of The Whistleblowers of America for having been invited to attend this year's convention in Pocatello, Idaho. Snowden, who is the Russian Director of Computers, is noted for being the most fa...

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Funny story: President Putin Is Thrilled With Edward Snowden

President Putin Is Thrilled With Edward Snowden

MOSCOW - President Putin was recently interviewed by Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich. He was asked how he felt NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden was doing in his position as The Director of Computers. The Russian leader smiled as he put...

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Funny story: President Putin Has Just Told President Obama That Edward Snowden's One Year Asylum Period Has Been Extended To 25 Years

President Putin Has Just Told President Obama That Edward Snowden's One Year Asylum Period Has Been Extended To 25 Years

MOSCOW - The president of Russia, Vladimir Putin, has just informed President Obama that he can forget about having NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden ever set foot on American soil again. President Putin pointed out that he is extending Snowden's o...

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Funny story: President Putin Says He Would Love To Have Edward Snowden Become A Part of His Family

President Putin Says He Would Love To Have Edward Snowden Become A Part of His Family

MOSCOW - Russian President Vladimir Putin told Russia's national news agency Vodkavich that 2013 was one of the happiest years of his entire life. He stated that the Russian economy is doing very good, world-wide sales of vodka have gone up 90 per...

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Funny story: President Putin Gives Edward Snowden An Amazing Christmas Gift

President Putin Gives Edward Snowden An Amazing Christmas Gift

MOSCOW - When Russian President Vladimir Putin granted asylum to National Security Agency whistleblower Edward Snowden he knew that it would be a move that would be extremely beneficial to Russia. And the Russian president was right on the money,...

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Funny story: NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden Is On The Verge of Getting Married To President Putin's Niece

NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden Is On The Verge of Getting Married To President Putin's Niece

MOSCOW - The notorious National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden recently talked with Vodkavich, the national news agency of Russia. He remarked that he feels like he has become part of the Russian family after having been graciously granted...

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