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Funny story: Melania Trump and Ivanka Trump Are Fighting Like Cats and Dogs

Melania Trump and Ivanka Trump Are Fighting Like Cats and Dogs

PALM SPRINGS, Florida – (Satire News) – An insider reports that the sparks are flying far and wide inside the Trump compound known as Mar-a-Lago. The source said that two Secret Service agents had to physically separate the wife and eldest daught…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Begs The Pope To Please Help Keep Him Out of Prison

Donald Trump Begs The Pope To Please Help Keep Him Out of Prison

PALM BEACH, Florida – - (Satire News) - Reports out of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago mansion state that he is beginning to feel the heat from all of his illegal shenanigans committed throughout the past decades. iRumors reported that he is so scared about go…

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Funny story: Melania Trumps Says That Donaldo Claims That The IRS Owes Him a Tax Refund of $13.9 Trillion

Melania Trumps Says That Donaldo Claims That The IRS Owes Him a Tax Refund of $13.9 Trillion

MAR-a-Lago, Florida – (Satire News) – Anderson Cooper is reporting that he recently texted Melania Trump and she informed him that her ‘Alice in Wonderland’ husband is now claiming that the IRS owes him a refund of $13.9 trillion (with a T). Melan…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Viciously Attacked By a Swarm of Marauding Cicadas

Donald Trump Viciously Attacked By a Swarm of Marauding Cicadas

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The local ABC News affiliate is reporting that Donald Trump was out sunbathing in his backyard, when he was suddenly and viciously attacked by a marauding swarm of angry cicadas. Secret Service Agents were abl…

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s 30,000-Plus Lies Have Finally Affected His Brain

Donald Trump’s 30,000-Plus Lies Have Finally Affected His Brain

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – According to a report put out by the highly reputable news agency BuzzFuzz, the disgraced, one-term president’s 30,000 plus lies are weighing on him so much that it has affected his brain in a most horrible way. Wyatt St.

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He’s Going To Run For Governor of New York

Donald Trump Says He’s Going To Run For Governor of New York

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – The word out of Mar-a-Lago is that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has decided to throw his red MAGA hat in the ring and run for governor of New York against the sitting governor, Andrew Cuomo.

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Funny story: Sofia Vergara To Portray Melania Trump In The Motion Picture “Be Best.”

Sofia Vergara To Portray Melania Trump In The Motion Picture “Be Best.”

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily has just revealed that the Colombian bombshell actress, Sofia Vergara has just been signed to star in the Lion’s Face Pictures production of the bibliography of Melania Trump titled “Be Best.” The R-rated…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Confesses That Without His Toupee and His Orange Mascara, Donaldo Looks Like He’s 91

Melania Trump Confesses That Without His Toupee and His Orange Mascara, Donaldo Looks Like He’s 91

Mar-A-Lago, Florida – (Satire News) – Now that she is no longer confined to the White House, the former “Be Best” woman has started to speak her mind more and more regarding her loser husband. Melania recently appeared on “The View” and she told W…

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Funny story: A Donald Trump Rally In Detroit Draws 41 People, Including 9 Secret Service Agents

A Donald Trump Rally In Detroit Draws 41 People, Including 9 Secret Service Agents

DETROIT – (Satire News) – Word coming of Trump’s mouth is that he is extremely upset at the horrible turnout at his Detroit 2024 Campaign Pep Rally, which was held in the Carburetor Coliseum, which seats 43,212. Trump has reportedly been told by h…

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Funny story: Nude Photos of Donald Trump Surface In The Bronx – No One Views Them

Nude Photos of Donald Trump Surface In The Bronx – No One Views Them

THE BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – A member of Democrat turncoat Joe Manchin's staff, has reportedly received 87 naked photos of the former “Golfer-In-Chief,” Donald John Trump. The photos have been authenticated by the reputable authenticating…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Attends a Boxing Match In Las Vegas And Is Angrily Booed By Tens of Thousands of Boxing Fans

Donald Trump Attends a Boxing Match In Las Vegas And Is Angrily Booed By Tens of Thousands of Boxing Fans

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – According to the Balls News Agency, it appears that one Donald Johnny Trump is finally realizing that tens of millions of people hate him as much as they hate Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Joe Manchin, and the king o…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Is Very, Very Depressed Because Her Daddy Will Soon Be Wearing An Orange Jumpsuit

Ivanka Trump Is Very, Very Depressed Because Her Daddy Will Soon Be Wearing An Orange Jumpsuit

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – A Trump insider has expressed that Donald Trump’s favorite offspring, is in an extremely depressed state. The close family friend said that he’s known Ivanka for 33 years, ever since she was a little girl of 6. He not…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That Donaldo Is So Worried About Going To Prison That He Only Sleeps 25 Minutes a Night

Melania Trump Says That Donaldo Is So Worried About Going To Prison That He Only Sleeps 25 Minutes a Night

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The former first lady and proponent of the “Be Best” movement recently spoke with CNN’s Anderson Cooper in The George Corley Wallace Commemorative Bedroom at Mar-a-Lago. She told him that he is without a doubt…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Has Reportedly Told Trump That His Goose is Cooked and He’s Headed For The “Big House” (AKA Prison)

Rudy Giuliani Has Reportedly Told Trump That His Goose is Cooked and He’s Headed For The “Big House” (AKA Prison)

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) – It is being reported by Ipso Facto News that Donald J. Trump will most probably be wearing an orange jumpsuit by Labor Day. His former lawyer and Numero Uno ass kisser, as they say in Mexicali, Mexico, texted Trump and t…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Is Furious as She Finds a Hot, Sexy Robot Doll That Looks Just Like Hope Hicks in Donaldo's Suit Closet

Melania Trump Is Furious as She Finds a Hot, Sexy Robot Doll That Looks Just Like Hope Hicks in Donaldo's Suit Closet

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Word coming out of Mar-a-Lago is that Mrs. Donald Trump is one extremely pissed off Slovenian. According to one of the Mar-a-Lago maids, who did not want her name revealed, Mela, as the hired help calls her, b…

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Funny story: Trump Secretly Slithered Back Into Washington, D.C. Under Cover of The Night

Trump Secretly Slithered Back Into Washington, D.C. Under Cover of The Night

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Unconfirmed reports state that the former Divider-in-Chief snuck back into Washington, D.C. under the cover of night to pick up some things he had stored in a storage unit facility. Unnamed sources say that Trump…

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Great, Great, Grandfather Cyrus Earl Drumpf Owned 371 Slaves

Donald Trump’s Great, Great, Grandfather Cyrus Earl Drumpf Owned 371 Slaves

WHITE HOOD, Mississippi – Researchers have researched Donald Trump’s family tree and they have come up with a crooked-as-heck tree that had dozens and dozens of interesting branches. It was learned that DJT’s great, great, grandfather Cyrus Earl D…

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