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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany Beg The President to Please, Please, Please Not Call Kamala Harris the “N” Word

Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany Beg The President to Please, Please, Please Not Call Kamala Harris the “N” Word

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Several news outlets are reporting that as soon as Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany heard that Joe Biden had picked Kamala Harris to be his running mate, they both exclaimed “Damnit!” Both women quickly…

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Funny story: An Angry President Trump Tells The NCAA That If They Cancel The Collegiate Football Season, He Will Cut-Off Millions of Dollars in Needed Funding

An Angry President Trump Tells The NCAA That If They Cancel The Collegiate Football Season, He Will Cut-Off Millions of Dollars in Needed Funding

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) - The NCAA powers that be are considering cancelling the entire collegiate football season. The president is telling his advisers that Saturday college pigskin football is as traditionally American as him being a…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Reveals That Melania Trump Told Her She is Going to Vote for Joe Biden

Meghan Markle Reveals That Melania Trump Told Her She is Going to Vote for Joe Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) - For the past year, the former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, and the Queen of the Potomac, Melania Trump, have become very good friends. The two women have exchanged fudge recipes, make-up ideas, and even very…

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Funny story: Born To Spoof New Beginnings: Chapter 7 Run For It!

Born To Spoof New Beginnings: Chapter 7 Run For It!

As Paul Ryan showed us around the capital, #3 fell in step next to me and whispered, "We have to get out of this. We've gone back in time to 2015." I looked in her eyes, and she was dead serious, as usual. "Lead the way," I replied, already sick o…

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Funny story: Donald J. Trump Has Decided To Cancel Halloween

Donald J. Trump Has Decided To Cancel Halloween

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) The President, after meeting with top advisers, has issued a statement stating that he has decided to cancel this year’s Halloween. Top advisers, Ivanka Trump, Kellyanne Conway, and Eric Trump, all agree that having…

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Funny story: President Trump Plans To Deliver His RNC Nomination Acceptance Speech From His White House Bedroom

President Trump Plans To Deliver His RNC Nomination Acceptance Speech From His White House Bedroom

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The President has just announced that, due to security reasons, he and two of his top advisers have decided that it would be a great idea to deliver his nomination acceptance speech from the safety of his White Hous…

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Funny story: A Federal Judge Denies Trump’s Request to Seal His Extensive Sex Records

A Federal Judge Denies Trump’s Request to Seal His Extensive Sex Records

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Presidential Satire) - A federal judge in Wyoming has denied President Trump’s request to have his voluminous sex records sealed. Trump’s head attorney, Segundo Juarez, argued that they will fight tooth-and-nail to prevent the…

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Funny story: President Trump didn't send a single tweet today

President Trump didn't send a single tweet today

11:59pm - There was a virtual storm on social media this evening, and several posts went viral when it was realized that President Donald J. Trump had not sent a single Twitter tweet all day! The Trumpster, as he is known by some satirists, had be…

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Funny story: The Pied Piper of The Potomac, Admits That, If Adolf Hitler Were Alive Today, He Would Pardon Him

The Pied Piper of The Potomac, Admits That, If Adolf Hitler Were Alive Today, He Would Pardon Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Fake News story) – The man who many Republicans are now calling the messed-up fella, who is going to not only lose the presidential election, but the Senate as well, says he has been feeling ill lately. He said that it’s not his…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That It Is Time To Have The President Committed Before He Hurts Himself or Someone Else

Melania Trump Says That It Is Time To Have The President Committed Before He Hurts Himself or Someone Else

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News Story) President Trump’s doctor accidentally revealed to the news media that “Orange Boy” is 69 pounds overweight. The doctor said that he has tried to put the president on a diet, but he always says the same thing:…

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Funny story: A White House Insider Predicts That Hope Hicks Will Be The Next Mrs. Donald Trump

A White House Insider Predicts That Hope Hicks Will Be The Next Mrs. Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House source, who knows President and Mrs. Trump very well, has just made a prediction that could come true sometime in 2021. The source told Fox News that he or she truly believes Melania will divorce her husband, on gr…

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Funny story: President Trump Is Thrilled With The Latest New Organization, Rich Lives Matter

President Trump Is Thrilled With The Latest New Organization, Rich Lives Matter

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump spoke with an unnamed member of the White House staff, and told him to start up a brand new organization. The new group will be called Rich Lives Matter. Trump said that, to get the new organization off-the-groun…

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Funny story: Trumps stunt wig’s sense of duty meant he never revealed anything

Trumps stunt wig’s sense of duty meant he never revealed anything

A biography of Hollywood stunt wig, Derek Fig, shows he was once President Trump's stunt wig, and, despite windy conditions, never revealed himself. Fig, renowned for his work as Harry Potter's stunt public wig, was close to the action, so receiv…

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Funny story: President Trump Reveals That Voices in His Head Are Telling Him to Drop Out of the Race

President Trump Reveals That Voices in His Head Are Telling Him to Drop Out of the Race

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports are that President Trump’s popularity numbers are dropping quicker than a prostitute’s underwear. The President’s top campaign advisers say that, at this rate, Minnie Mouse may end up getting more write-in votes than Tru…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Hair Morphs From Pumpkin Orange to Battleship Gray

President Trump’s Hair Morphs From Pumpkin Orange to Battleship Gray

WASHINGTON, D.C. – When President Trump stepped out onto the White House lawn, he was greeted with a lot of raised eyebrows. Many of the reporters could be seen softly giggling, and one, CNN’s Jim Acosta, even pointed at Trump’s new gray-colored p…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Has Just Agreed to Do a 2021 Daisy Duke’s Short Shorts Calendar

Melania Trump Has Just Agreed to Do a 2021 Daisy Duke’s Short Shorts Calendar

NEW YORK CITY – The First Lady, who was a model before she was snatched up by Donald Trump, recently met with Mature Woman Magazine. The magazine caters to females who are 40 and over. Melly recently turned 50, but looks 40, especially when she is…

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Funny story: President Trump Tweets From The White House Bunker (#1)

President Trump Tweets From The White House Bunker (#1)

A COLLECTION OF BUNKER TWEETS FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP 1. First off, do not believe what that Pelosi woman is saying. I am not losing my hair, nor my mind. 2. Once again, let me be perfectly clear. I do not know, nor I have ever known Jeff Sessions…

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