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Funny story: A Dire Warning From President Trump

A Dire Warning From President Trump

President Trump just delivered a new address. Here it is: My fellow Americans, many of whom are my friends…all of you, all Americans are my friends. Most of them. Very few people don’t like me, and those that don’t are bad people. Like Hilla...

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Funny story: President Trump And Mexico President Agree To Trade Jobs And Wives

President Trump And Mexico President Agree To Trade Jobs And Wives

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a bi-lateral agreement that circumvents the tariffs that President Trump said he would impose on Mexico if they didn’t stop the flow of illegals flooding our borders, Secretary of State Michael Pompeo announced today that an ag...

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Funny story: Amazingly Mesmerizing Memes

Amazingly Mesmerizing Memes

Memes can make a mediocre memo mesmerizing. The mere mentioning of the mensches in a meme can motivate mental memories of magnificent majesty and motivate mockery of a magnificent magnitude. Memes can magnify malignant satire to a soaring scale that...

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Funny story: Trump and Khamenei get down to it incognito in Club Methuselah

Trump and Khamenei get down to it incognito in Club Methuselah

Looser Guccifer 2.O has just released (via NSA files) a recent meeting between the two leaders in a dank underground club in New York. These leaders must pose as very tough for their people, who look to them to be unflinching and very cool--versus...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Applies for Political Asylum in Mexico

Melania Trump Applies for Political Asylum in Mexico

Mexico City - Mexico - "I want to "Be Best" just like my program for youth in America, but sadly I cannot Be Best when I am with the orange moth. Like a moth he is drawn to every light and runs into walls and flails his wings until he hits the ground...

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Funny story: Melania Trump's New Be A Beast Campaign

Melania Trump's New Be A Beast Campaign

WASHINGTON- We know how hard Melania Trump has worked at spreading the message of her "Be Best" campaign. She has been relying on her public image to promote the child-focused platform committed to well-being and kindness. Unfortunately, Melania...

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Funny story: Attorney General’s Trump Pardon Letter ‘Copied & Pasted From Spoof Website

Attorney General’s Trump Pardon Letter ‘Copied & Pasted From Spoof Website

Washington AC/DC - (Up Yer Ass Mess): President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey because a severed horse’s head ‘suddenly appeared in the First Lady’s White House four-poster’ the US Attorney General has told Congress. In a four-page memo exc...

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Funny story: Don Jr A Sucker For Mother-In-Law’s Eyebrow Pomade

Don Jr A Sucker For Mother-In-Law’s Eyebrow Pomade

New York, NYC - (Kompromat Mess): The President’s son Don Junior is coming in for a lot of flak after pictures of his gelled-up eyebrows went viral on the net. Junior, 69, was papped outside Pa’s Trumpino Bambino Towers condo this weekend, a smear...

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Funny story: Melania Trump to Conduct Tour of the White House

Melania Trump to Conduct Tour of the White House

It was announced in Fox Magazine that Melania Trump would conduct a tour of the White House, just like Jackie Kennedy Onassis. Fox & Friends reached out to Melania on her upcoming tour. Fox & Friends - Mrs. Trump, ma'am, why did you want t...

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Funny story: Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

After weeks of a political game of shutdown, the Democrats have made a counter proposal that has intrigued many. They have offered to pass funding for the wall Trump has demanded on the Mexico border, in return for there being a wall built around Tru...

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Funny story: "Baby Jesus Would Adore Globalist Authoritarians"

"Baby Jesus Would Adore Globalist Authoritarians"

VATICAN, ROME - Pope Francis provided a "casual response" to journalists after being asked about "Migrants" and the Border Policy of the United States. Democrats in the US Congress embarked on an "All-Christmas-Long" Media Blitz on how the "Religion...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Faces Indictment on Witchcraft

Melania Trump Faces Indictment on Witchcraft

WASHINGTON DC - Representatives for the FBI have announced that First Lady Melania Trump may be implicated on capital crimes related to Witchcraft and Russian Collusion in the 2016 US Presidential Election. Although a large number of law enforcem...

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Funny story: Trump to issue rakes to the armed forces and National Guard

Trump to issue rakes to the armed forces and National Guard

President Donald Trump this afternoon used his position as Commander-in-Chief to order the issue of 3 million rakes to all US service personnel, including the National Guard. Trump explained "I was talking last week to the Queen of Australia, Ange...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Stages Successful Coup, Now Head of United States

Melania Trump Stages Successful Coup, Now Head of United States

Washington, DC In an unfolding story, it appears that Melania Trump, who had recently been flexing her wings, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on clothes and hotel rooms, and demanding firings and reprimands, has staged a successful coup.

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Funny story: Trump admits he may be Lodestar author

Trump admits he may be Lodestar author

After taking a lie detector test, which was both conclusive and inconclusive, he wasn't sure which, Donald Trump has confirmed he may be the author of the article published by the New York Times revealing resistance to his own tendency to do, say and...

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Funny story: Trump Accidentally Slaps Self Instead of Slapping New Tariffs On Someone

Trump Accidentally Slaps Self Instead of Slapping New Tariffs On Someone

Donald Trump was rushed to an emergency room by Secret Service agents today apparently after a tweet storm about slapping more tariffs on everybody. "He wasn't leaving anyone out, the whole bloody world was on that tweet including some states here...

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Funny story: Barron Trump indicted! DC Rocked as Presidents youngest son latest victim of FBI investigation

Barron Trump indicted! DC Rocked as Presidents youngest son latest victim of FBI investigation

For days, Democrats have been hinting at a major announcement coming out of Robert Meullers office; today the bombshell turned out to be the indictment of the President’s 12 year old son Barron. Mueller himself made the announcement, with a gleam in...

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