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Funny story: Barron Trump’s Bizarre Porn Collection

Barron Trump’s Bizarre Porn Collection

During the FBI search at Mar-A-Lago, the 16-year-old son of Trump, Barron (not to be confused with Donald’s fake passport name), had a few things to hide, but only some of it unexpected. What would anyone find in the bedroom of any 16-year-old boy…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says Donaldo Is Looking Old As Shit!

Melania Trump Says Donaldo Is Looking Old As Shit!

NEW YORK CITY - (US Satire) - It is no secret that Donald and Melania have been estranged for several months now. Melly lives in New York City and the damn traitor (aka Trump) resides in Mar-a-Liar, with his bevy of inflatable plastic sex dolls, h…

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Funny story: Keep Donald’s Hands Off Melania’s Box

Keep Donald’s Hands Off Melania’s Box

Melania has stated that she absolutely does not and WOULD NEVER have any of her husband’s boxes of secret documents in her rooms. She has her own boxes, which Donald is not allowed to go into, and where she keeps lots of documents relating to how muc…

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Funny story: Melania Trump and LeBron James Are As Happy As Two Lovebirds On Valentine's Day

Melania Trump and LeBron James Are As Happy As Two Lovebirds On Valentine's Day

LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Friends of the great NBA basketball star say that they have not seen LeBron (James) as happy as he is now, in a long, long time. One of his Cleveland high school friends said that James cannot seem to keep his huge hand…

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Funny story: Is Melania the New Jackie O?

Is Melania the New Jackie O?

When JFK lost his top and his son, JFK Junior, saluted his father’s coffin and his mother kept the blood on her coat … Jackie O got married to a rich Greek shipping magnate because it’s hard to live as a widow without an income … so marry rich, baby.

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Funny story: Mar-a-Lago Squealer Undergoing Extensive Plastic Surgery

Mar-a-Lago Squealer Undergoing Extensive Plastic Surgery

The person of interest, man or woman, who blew the whistle on Donald Trump’s collection of TOP Secret, Classified, Nuclear Codes, and President Macron, hidden in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago basement, next to the trunk filled with blank Trump University diplom…

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Funny story: During The FBI's Raid On Mar-a-Lago They Confiscated Dozens and Dozens of Melania Trump's Dresses, Jeans, Daisy Duke Short Shorts, Swimsuits, and Panties

During The FBI's Raid On Mar-a-Lago They Confiscated Dozens and Dozens of Melania Trump's Dresses, Jeans, Daisy Duke Short Shorts, Swimsuits, and Panties

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Miami Globe Gazette is reporting that Melania, is one very, very angry Slovenian female, after FBI agents and Green Beret troops raided The Trump's Mar-a-Lago Compound. Melania spoke with Globe Gazette reporter Jef…

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Funny story: Melania Finally Reveals That Foreplay With Donaldo Consisted Of Him Looking In a Hand Mirror and Saying "Damn I'm Handsome!"

Melania Finally Reveals That Foreplay With Donaldo Consisted Of Him Looking In a Hand Mirror and Saying "Damn I'm Handsome!"

MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Melania has finally spilled the beans on her so-called sex act with Donaldo. Mrs. Trump said that old Acorn Dick's routine foreplay consisted of him holding a hand-held mirror and telling her how damn handsome and buff…

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Funny story: Trump Women to Bare All in Playboy Magazine

Trump Women to Bare All in Playboy Magazine

The Trump Family has done a YUGE deal with Playboy Magazine (it still exists? In paper?) for three Trump women to appear nude in a super-spread of an upcoming issue. Melania, Ivanka, and Tiffany will all get a chance to take it off. However, Donal…

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Funny story: Was President Pussy Grabber Incompetent?

Was President Pussy Grabber Incompetent?

The latest proves the guy should never have been near the Oval Office or Washington D.C. It was terrible enough learning President Pussy Grabber flushed Top Secret documents down the White House toilet. But now, through the January 6th Committee…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Swears That He Does Not Have a Tattoo On His Ass With Stormy Daniels Name - Melania Says He's a Lying Sack of Shit!

Donald Trump Swears That He Does Not Have a Tattoo On His Ass With Stormy Daniels Name - Melania Says He's a Lying Sack of Shit!

PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - Donald Trump recently played two rounds of golf, with three men who did not want to be identified. BuzzFuzz learned that the three men were Greg Gutfeld, Scott Baio, and Clint Eastwood. At the 19th hole, DJT…

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Funny story: Melania Says That LeBron James Is The Best Lover She's Ever Had

Melania Says That LeBron James Is The Best Lover She's Ever Had

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - According to a report put out by The Omnium Gatherum News Agency, Melania Trump is happier than she has ever been. OGNA writer Ashburn Wasabi stated that he spoke with Trump's wife, who told him that Bronny, as she ca…

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Funny story: Tweets From Trump's Family Members, Friends, and Ex-Friends (July Edition)

Tweets From Trump's Family Members, Friends, and Ex-Friends (July Edition)

Taffeta Kixx with the BuzzFuzz News Agency has compiled a list of tweets that were sent out by members of Trump's family, as well as by some of his friends and ex-friends. Information guru, Andy Cohen helped Miss Kixx with compiling this list. TWE…

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Funny story: Trump Tells Melania He'll Give Her $2 Million To Drop The Divorce Proceedings

Trump Tells Melania He'll Give Her $2 Million To Drop The Divorce Proceedings

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - There are literally hundreds and hundreds of people who have made Trump see red. Individuals from Nancy Pelosi to Robert DeNiro, and Celion Dion to Rosie O'Donnell, but no one has ever made him madder that his…

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Funny story: Russia Surrenders To Ukraine

Russia Surrenders To Ukraine

After a two-month battle to invade and take over Ukraine, with 35,00 Russian soldiers dead and 12 Russian generals killed, Russia surrendered to Ukraine. But attempting to save face, Vladimir Putin announced that it was never a surrender, as it w…

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Funny story: Melania Trump and LeBron James Will Be Traveling To Slovenia To Visit Melania’s Family

Melania Trump and LeBron James Will Be Traveling To Slovenia To Visit Melania’s Family

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Melania is as happy as a puppy with three pee-pees after her BFF, LeBron James has agreed to accompany her on her trip to visit her family members in Slovenia. The former Mrs. Golfer-in-Chief, was asked why her husban…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Confesses She Hasn't Allowed Donaldo To Touch Her Body In 14 Months

Melania Trump Confesses She Hasn't Allowed Donaldo To Touch Her Body In 14 Months

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The word from employees inside the Trumptard's Mar-a-Lago compound is that Mrs. Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is one upset, bitter, frustrated Slovenia woman. One employee, who reportedly has worked for the Trumps for…

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