It is now thought feasible that air quality in the FOX News studio accounts for low performance in the recent presidential debate.
Polling indicates it is being seen as a bickering match in an off-odor marriage versus a sober exchange of views.
Immediately, under supervision of Governor Newsom, technicians from California have arrived and attacked the studio with air sucking equipment and containment tanks.
Mr. Newsom and his aides have entered the tanks in full bio-hazard suits (masks as well as helmets) to put their technocratic expertise into a diagnosis.
In the background, Mr. Newsom's staff has said the governor was eager to take on this task, due to his new nickname in California (following “Mr. Nuisance” and “Mr. Nukesom” etc. earlier).
He is now being referred to as “Mr. Newssolini.”
This is called grossly unfair by his supporters, but others say California is a confused jungle of who can do this or that.
Rules on the Covid problem differ here and there, as with open or closed restaurants, county to county.
In some counties, it's possible to eat, unmasked, inside. Other counties are confined to outside tables at best, with traffic noise and flies.
The Governor's reputation as dictatorial, supremacist, and “a technocrat with a hard-on for the presidency” has developed new polling numbers.
He is also pushing a mandatory electric vehicle program.
Into this melee of approval and disapproval, the Governor nobly stepped forward to suck up and analyze the airs at the FOX news studio where the debate horror took place.
Results:
*Mr. Trump's current attack of Covid-19 is a factor.
*His breathing apparatus emitted “angry and noxious bacteria,” polluting the studio.
*Biden and Wallace were unable to train their minds on careful and dignified procedures.
*Instead they "fell into a web of nasty insinuations.” This went down to the audience like old, wet cabbage.
*Further, Mr. Trump, behaved “with all the angst and determination of a rabid ferret!”
Whether Mr. Trump's has a special type of Covid-19, connected, say, to pressures as President of the United States, Mr. Newsom would not say.
“However, I can say that when I am president, this Covid-19 thing will have the military employed in defending it.”
“That is, anyone resisting our solutions, and our kind reminders, will be incarcerated in the desert. As with the old internment systems from World War II!”
"You want Mr. Newssolini! I'll show you Mr. Newssolini!"
