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Funny story: DNC worried about upcoming debate question: “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”

DNC worried about upcoming debate question: “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”

According to insider sources, the Democratic National Convention’s favorite candidate at this time is Joe Biden, as the most suitable replacement for Hillary Clinton. However, due to what happened in 2016, the DNC is nervous. Despite the DNC's...

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Funny story: Next presidential debate to offer reverse format: Mr. Cooper you have thirty seconds

Next presidential debate to offer reverse format: Mr. Cooper you have thirty seconds

The commission on the current set of presidential debates has announced a new formula for the next encounter in September. Instead of news hosts grilling candidates, the candidates themselves will sit off to one side, with prominent news hosts in...

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Funny story: "Bad Hombre" Referenced By Trump Revealed--It's Chuy From Chelsea Lately

"Bad Hombre" Referenced By Trump Revealed--It's Chuy From Chelsea Lately

Chuy, from the television program Chelsea Lately, who is also known by his Mexican wrestler name, Mascarita Sagrada, (Holy Little Mask) held a press conference today in Sal Si Puedes, Mexico, in which he revealed that he is the "bad hombre" that Dona...

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Funny story: Trump Claims He Isn't "un-proud" of Locker Room Talk

Trump Claims He Isn't "un-proud" of Locker Room Talk

As this topsy-turvy 2016 political season wraps up, the presidential debates between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have intensified to the point near-implosion with each candidate exchanging pointed barbs at each other for all of America to see.

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Funny story: Debate a draw at minus 6 on a ten point scale

Debate a draw at minus 6 on a ten point scale

Wide-ranging response to presidential debate 2 has now settled down to a tie, with a rating of minus 6 on a ten point scale for each candidate. A 1 on a ten point scale would be much lower than a 9. A 9 would indicate "very good" or "excellent."...

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Funny story: Black Fly Causes Stir During Presidential Debate

Black Fly Causes Stir During Presidential Debate

St. Louis, MO - A black fly dominated the town hall presidential debate in St. Louis, landing on Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton's hair and nose, before being killed by Washington University authorities. University authorities were embarrassed...

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Funny story: Trump team says time to take the gloves off Debate # 2

Trump team says time to take the gloves off Debate # 2

Donald Trump will spare no tactic in presidential debate number two, October 9. This means up front and nasty--with Hillary's marriage to Bill. "Last time I was kind to her, very decent," Mr. Trump has said. "But no more. That's the way it is,...

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Funny story: Farage Schools Trump in the Art of the Ferret

Farage Schools Trump in the Art of the Ferret

Nigel Farage, key political Brexit salesman, has been called in as debate coach to Donald Trump for the upcoming town hall style presidential debate on October 9. Farage is free to take on free-lance work since resigning in early July as leader...

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Funny story: 2nd Presidential Debate Moved to Madison Square Garden

2nd Presidential Debate Moved to Madison Square Garden

ONLY IN AMERICA - The Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) announced today that the next presidential debate, previously scheduled at the Washington University in St. Louis, on October 9, has been moved to New York City's Madison Square Garden. F...

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Funny story: Conspiracy Theorists THINK They've Discovered How Hillary Cheated at the Debate, But We Now Know the Truth, and it's Even WORSE

Conspiracy Theorists THINK They've Discovered How Hillary Cheated at the Debate, But We Now Know the Truth, and it's Even WORSE

Two days have passed since the record-breaking debate between Republican presidential nominee Donald J. Trump and Democrat nominee Hillary Clinton. It was heated and intense. In front of millions of viewers, moderator Lester Holt interrupted Dona...

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Funny story: New Measures Taken at Hofstra University

New Measures Taken at Hofstra University

The Sigma Kappa Alpha Tau political science honor fraternity of Hofstra University has had metal detectors removed from all entrances leading into the auditorium that will be the stage of the 1st Presidential Debate of the 2016 election. Bartholo...

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Funny story: Interview with Trump's mouth

Interview with Trump's mouth

Despite the dire trouble Mr. Trump's mouth is in, Spoof Investigations has managed a separate, exclusive interview with this orifice. The interview occurred in a dark alley behind Trump Tower and was probably subject to surveillance cameras. Mr...

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Funny story: Chimpanzee protest groups growing after being compared to Trump

Chimpanzee protest groups growing after being compared to Trump

Renowned anthropologist Jane Goodall recently noted that Trump's campaign behavior reminds her of chimpanzees "and their dominance rituals." Males seeking to dominate, according to Ms. Goodall, put on displays such as making a lot of noise, includ...

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Funny story: Mephistopheles4U hacks strategies for upcoming presidential debate

Mephistopheles4U hacks strategies for upcoming presidential debate

Renowned hacker Mephistopheles4U has not only hacked into the candidates' strategies for the upcoming debate, he's also into the emails of Mr. Lester Holt, the first moderator. Mr. Holt has been reviewing moderator performance over the decades and...

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Funny story: Presidential Debate Commission will lower percentage rule in exchange for 400 million dollar pallet

Presidential Debate Commission will lower percentage rule in exchange for 400 million dollar pallet

Candidates joining the presidential debates this fall must have at least 15% public support based on polling via ABC, CBS, CNN, FOX, and NBC. Earlier this month, Trump at 36% and Clinton at 44% easily made the cut, whereas Gary Johnson was at 10 p...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz To Perform Exorcism On Hillary Clinton

Ted Cruz To Perform Exorcism On Hillary Clinton

Though neither are even close to wrapping up their party's nomination, Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz will appear together in an unprecedented event: Hillary will make her case for another Clinton Presidency while Ted Cruz will attempt to exorcise the...

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Funny story: Biden: I've got binders of women too, if anyone's interested

Biden: I've got binders of women too, if anyone's interested

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In the aftermath of Mitt Romney's comment Tuesday that he poured over "binders full of women" for cabinet appointees while governor of Massachusetts, Vice President Biden took the time to inform reporters gathered at the Rose Ga...

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