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Funny story: Hillary refuses VP spot on Bloomberg-Clinton ticket

Hillary refuses VP spot on Bloomberg-Clinton ticket

Inside sources indicate Ms. Clinton has severe reservations on joining with Mr. Bloomberg for the 2020 presidential election next November. “Once a bride, or even twice, is enough,” she told reporters, “in this age of gender equality and alteratio...

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Funny story: Hero dog Conan responds to CNN interview: “No comment”

Hero dog Conan responds to CNN interview: “No comment”

Breaking: Hero Dog Conan, key assistant in tracking down and eliminating Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, reported in to a White House psychiatrist late this afternoon. Conan has been honored by the president for outstanding bravery in the field of running d...

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Funny story: Adam Schiff caught driving through Washington D.C. with chicken on his shoulder

Adam Schiff caught driving through Washington D.C. with chicken on his shoulder

Caught and advised by police on problems with a bird on his shoulder, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff has stated he was inspired by a Wisconsin man, detained last weekend. This 42-year-old resident of Wisconsin was arrested afte...

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Funny story: Pelosi explains Trump’s quid pro quo vs Biden’s kid pro quo

Pelosi explains Trump’s quid pro quo vs Biden’s kid pro quo

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has accused President Trump of “bribery” when he threatened to withhold military assistance to Ukraine last summer. Mr. Trump is also accused of seeking to use a foreign government to investigate political rival Joe Bide...

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Funny story: Trump considering hero dog to replace Pence in 2020 campaign

Trump considering hero dog to replace Pence in 2020 campaign

Mr. Trump has announced that the heroic canine, Conan, who assisted commandoes in bringing down Abu Bakr-al Baghdadi, will visit the White House soon. Conan was injured during the raid, but has recuperated and returned to service. Conan is a veter...

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Funny story: Democratic Party proctology exam shows severe HOA problems

Democratic Party proctology exam shows severe HOA problems

Having thrown all its eggs into the impeachment basket, the Democratic Party is hoping to move on to new strategies for the new year. Party doctors spent a weary night recently in HOA investigation (head out of the you know where area), wrapped in...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”

Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”

Ms. Pelosi is reported enthused over this role, especially due to Representative Schiff taking the part of Stanley Kowalski, formerly performed by Marlon Brando. Mr. Schiff does a variation on the muscular Brando via his eyes, which bulge and prot...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton falls off subway platform; saved by psychic Russian immigrant

Hillary Clinton falls off subway platform; saved by psychic Russian immigrant

Despite the dramatic rescue of Hillary Clinton in front of a subway train, her rescuer may not be rewarded. Yesterday, Ms. Clinton was addressing a subway platform crowd on “the Russian menace” when she accidentally fell (or was shoved) off a subw...

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Funny story: Ouija says it’s “Trump” 2020, to Democrats Dismay

Ouija says it’s “Trump” 2020, to Democrats Dismay

In an effort to help win the 2020 Presidential election, Democrat party leaders have turned to the 'great beyond' for help. Democratic sources have said that party leaders, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, and others, met in a secret locati...

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Funny story: New transcript of Trump call to Ukraine found in White House trash basket

New transcript of Trump call to Ukraine found in White House trash basket

Breaking: Insider info indicates the Democrats are excited about impeachment due to a new, emerging, piece of evidence. That is, the supposed “transcript” Mr. Trump released today, of his telephone call with newly elected Zelensky in Ukraine last...

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Funny story: Bolton down Pompeo and Graham to go

Bolton down Pompeo and Graham to go

Mr. Trump’s quest for world peace continues with more breathless anticipation now that John Bolton has “resigned” from the leadership of the NSA. Mr. Bolton, who according to the president “never saw a war he didn’t like,” has been reported at odd...

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Funny story: DNC worried about upcoming debate question: “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”

DNC worried about upcoming debate question: “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”

According to insider sources, the Democratic National Convention’s favorite candidate at this time is Joe Biden, as the most suitable replacement for Hillary Clinton. However, due to what happened in 2016, the DNC is nervous. Despite the DNC's...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Replaced with Shape-Shifting Space Reptile?

Joe Biden Replaced with Shape-Shifting Space Reptile?

NEW YORK - Viewers noticed a "Strange Red Eye" as Joe Biden appeared at CNN Town Hall on "Climate Crisis" for Democrat Presidential Candidates. Lately, the former Vice President under the Barack Obama White House has had difficulty remembering places...

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Funny story: Biden lays out “anybody but” program plus his BSAW trophy

Biden lays out “anybody but” program plus his BSAW trophy

Former vice-president of the US, Joe Biden, is now making the rounds of major news sites with his “anybody but Donald Trump” program. He is assisted by his wife, Jill, who has remarked: “Even though Joe has some pretty crappy ideas, most import...

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Funny story: Trump offers San Francisco for Greenland, but only if Denmark apologizes

Trump offers San Francisco for Greenland, but only if Denmark apologizes

Mr. Trump is now reported interested in exchanging San Francisco for Greenland, but there is a caveat attached. First, according to WH press secretary, Stephanie Grisham, if Denmark has some reservations on acquiring San Francisco, the US is willi...

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Funny story: Next presidential debate to offer reverse format: Mr. Cooper you have thirty seconds

Next presidential debate to offer reverse format: Mr. Cooper you have thirty seconds

The commission on the current set of presidential debates has announced a new formula for the next encounter in September. Instead of news hosts grilling candidates, the candidates themselves will sit off to one side, with prominent news hosts in...

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Funny story: Democrats Push $289 Minimum Wage in Campaigns

Democrats Push $289 Minimum Wage in Campaigns

WASHINGTON DC - Earlier in June of this year, Democrat 2020 candidates for President supported $15 per hour as a Federal minimum wage. In the US Presidential Election of 2016, Hillary Clinton had backed a $12 per hour minimum wage to be enforced acro...

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