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Looser Guccifer 2.0 blows whistle on Hillary and Mueller as they celebrate The Report in sleazy nightclub

Funny story: Looser Guccifer 2.0 blows whistle on Hillary and Mueller as they celebrate The Report in sleazy nightclub

Once again Looser Guccifer 2.0 has come forward to The Guard Dog to blow the whistle and serve the public on what is still dark and unknown. Ms. Clinton and Mr. Mueller followed up on release of The Mueller Report with a private party at Club Met...

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Valerie Thighborg challenges Assange accuser “Miss W” to big wrestling match at Wembley Stadium

Funny story: Valerie Thighborg challenges Assange accuser “Miss W” to big wrestling match at Wembley Stadium

Breaking: Miss Valerie Thighborg, formerly a Swedish prosecutor on the Assange case, has invited his accuser “Miss W” to “fight it out” at Wembley and “decide the matter.” Miss W is reported possibly re-opening her case against Assange. The other...

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Barr dragged out of Attorney General’s office and arrested

Funny story: Barr dragged out of Attorney General’s office and arrested

Senator Schumer has acknowledged that today’s news regarding Julian Assange did influence him in ordering the arrest of Attorney General William Barr. The senator “felt it highly necessary to follow this Assange precedent.” Early this morning t...

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Alec Baldwin to run for president; hires security guards

Funny story: Alec Baldwin to run for president; hires security guards

Following his tweets on possibly running for president in 2020, Alec Baldwin has formally announced his candidacy. The actor, mostly renowned for his impression of Mr. Trump in the past two years, stated: “It would be so easy. So easy.” Politic...

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Biden case leads to new product protection for females “where males gather”

Funny story: Biden case leads to new product protection for females “where males gather”

Mr. Biden’s possible 2020 campaign for the presidency is currently preoccupied with several females claiming he touched them inappropriately. Despite saying he should “keep his hands to himself,” Ms. Pelosi has explained these gestures by Mr. Bide...

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Trump's Tweets - What The Heck Do They Mean?!

After several disparaging tweets regarding the 7-months-dead war hero, Senator John McCain, some people are wondering why Trump is saying these things. Personnel at Belgium's Frippenlooper Institute for the Analysis of Sociological Phenomena have...

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The what if you gave a party and nobody came dream haunts Guaido

Funny story: The what if you gave a party and nobody came dream haunts Guaido

Dark Overbored, specializing in hacking, doorknob analysis, and dream interpretation, has again revealed inside information from the Guaido camp. The dream goes like this: The hall is hired, the bunting and balloons strung, the tables laid wit...

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Sea walnut organism’s anus-on-demand feature being studied toward possible evolutionary changes in political parties

Funny story: Sea walnut organism’s anus-on-demand feature being studied toward possible evolutionary changes in political parties

Scientists are now offering new reports on the Mnemiopsis leidyl organism, called the Sea Walnut, also known as the Comb Jelly. Speculation has spread widely that the new information signifies information on evolutionary advances, particularly fo...

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Trump and Kim to share Nobel Peace Prize

Funny story: Trump and Kim to share Nobel Peace Prize

We are pleased to pass along another report from the hacker group Dark Overbored, using wait-personnel in Hanoi at The Melia Hotel. At their private dinner, following hugs, handclasps, sighs, and beaming faces, the two leaders talked of how the be...

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Looking for input on credibility crisis Trump ends up in dark alley with ladies of the evening

Funny story: Looking for input on credibility crisis Trump ends up in dark alley with ladies of the evening

Following tight-lipped, blank denials from White House staff, details are finally emerging on Mr. Trump’s recent trials with his credibility rating. According to polls, the President’s popularity is sliding at 53% disapproval, with credibility a m...

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Hillary Clinton sidles up to Joe Biden in split dress to urge herself into VEEP position

Funny story: Hillary Clinton sidles up to Joe Biden in split dress to urge herself into VEEP position

Yesterday, flashing his big smile, Mr. Biden announced he is the only one who can defeat Mr. Trump in 2020. Given how his family needs him these days, he is reluctant, but he might just have to run to save The Nation. He would be happy not to,...

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New White House parrot uses Alexa plus offers up foul-mouthed diatribes

Funny story: New White House parrot uses Alexa plus offers up foul-mouthed diatribes

Thanks to a generous parrot owner in London, the White House now has a new pet—the multi-talented Rocco, including his cursing. With a sigh, Marion Wischnewski, who previously rescued the parrot from a sanctuary where he was being expelled due to...

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Trump does Elvis Presley at his next rally

Funny story: Trump does Elvis Presley at his next rally

The day after last Monday’s appearance to aid a run-off for Mississippi’s Cindy Hyde-Smith, Mr. Trump followed with another special performance. This next rally featured the President in black threads, half-jacket with collar turned up, sunglasses...

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Trump gives thanks to himself plus explains MBS as victim of vicious world

Funny story: Trump gives thanks to himself plus explains MBS as victim of vicious world

As the race to the 2020 election begins, Mr. Trump finds himself high in the saddle of world politics, and his own opinion of himself. Yesterday at Thanksgiving in America, Mr. Trump indicated his gratitude to himself for his personal glory. “L...

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Hillbilly Clinton: “If nominated I will not run, but I will win!”

Funny story: Hillbilly Clinton: “If nominated I will not run, but I will win!”

Two-time loser Hillary “Hillbilly” Clinton, 71, recently said, “the third time's the charm, and I expect to win the presidency in 2020.” Clinton lost the 2008 primary election to Baroque Insane Obummer. She lost again, in the 2016 general election...

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Joe Bidet drums up votes in Sin City

Funny story: Joe Bidet drums up votes in Sin City

Former Vice-President “Papa Joe” Bidet, mindful of the 2020 general election, visited Nevada to stake his future presidential bid on getting out the vote among illegal aliens, Antifa “protesters,” MS-13 gang members, and other “non-deplorables.” A...

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Comey diagnosed with NDCR syndrome as doctors warn of new virus and spreading epidemic

Funny story: Comey diagnosed with NDCR syndrome as doctors warn of new virus and spreading epidemic

Former Director of the FBI James Comey has been hospitalized and isolated in a special care facility in Washington, D.C. He is diagnosed with a severe outbreak of the new virus NDCR, particularly virulent this summer. This facility remains cla...

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Biden and Trump will begin 2020 presidential campaign with fisticuffs and other challenges

Funny story: Biden and Trump will begin 2020 presidential campaign with fisticuffs and other challenges

Last week Mr. Biden stated that as “a damn good athlete” he would be inclined to invite Mr. Trump out behind the high school gym—if they were still in high school. Mr. Trump immediately responded with Mr. Biden as “weak” in various ways and that i...

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