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Funny story: Brennan flees to monastery in Lower Moldavia to avoid Barr and Durham

Brennan flees to monastery in Lower Moldavia to avoid Barr and Durham

Ex-CIA Director John Brennan is reported on the run, due to unusual heat from Special Investigator John Durham. On February 13, The New York Times reported: “Durham appears to be pursuing a theory that the C.I.A., under its former Director Jo...

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Funny story: Polls Show Some Americans May Bother Voting for President

Polls Show Some Americans May Bother Voting for President

In a wave of optimism sweeping the nation, some Americans report that they may actually bother voting in the 2020 presidential election. "It's too soon to tell, but I may see if I can free up some time in my schedule," said Kate Truman of New York...

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Funny story: Bloomberg-Hillary ticket answer to Bernie revives Pelosi and the Democrats

Bloomberg-Hillary ticket answer to Bernie revives Pelosi and the Democrats

Today, Ms. Pelosi has announced that impeaching Mr. Trump should be put aside, and the Democratic Party should return to problems of health care and income for ordinary people. Fitting nicely into this new scheme, is the proliferating rumor that M...

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Funny story: US Politics - "The Masked Democrat" on TV

US Politics - "The Masked Democrat" on TV

WASHINGTON DC - On a Tuesday morning, Iowa Democratic Party Chair, Troy Price, released a statement saying, "Our plan is to release results as soon as possible.... Our ultimate goal is to ensure that the integrity and accuracy of the presidential can...

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Funny story: President Trump To Dump V.P. Mike Pence and Replace Him With Daughter Ivanka on The GOP 2020 Ticket

President Trump To Dump V.P. Mike Pence and Replace Him With Daughter Ivanka on The GOP 2020 Ticket

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Baltimore Beacon-Star is reporting that a White House insider has stated that Vice-President Pence will not be on the GOP’s presidential ticket. An unnamed source said that Trump told one of the White House maids, whose init...

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Funny story: DNC rule changes considered urgent as Bernie surges

DNC rule changes considered urgent as Bernie surges

With results from the Iowa primary still unclear, the DNC has been reported in sufficient alarm over Bernie's surge that something must be done. A rule change to allow Mr. Bloomfield to enter the debates is one thing. There is however some cont...

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Funny story: Adam Schiff offers himself instead of Alaska as trade item to Russia

Adam Schiff offers himself instead of Alaska as trade item to Russia

The New York Times has reported that, following Mr. Schiff's peroration at the end of Mr. Trump's impeachment trial yesterday, he left the dais with tears in his eyes. His muttering as he stepped away has been translated that he will make a heroic...

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Funny story: Biden secretly in training with Hillary over gaffes re Ukraine, Hunter, etc., etc.

Biden secretly in training with Hillary over gaffes re Ukraine, Hunter, etc., etc.

Insider sources indicate Joe Biden has been sequestered with Ms. Clinton in a low building with back entrances and a secret elevator somewhere in Washington D.C. A training program is underway on image-control. Former Ukraine prosecutor Viktor...

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Funny story: Bolton flees to Canada claiming Assange as precedent

Bolton flees to Canada claiming Assange as precedent

Insider sources indicate Mr. Bolton is claiming he is in the position of Julian Assange, currently languishing in Belmarsh Prison, London. Mr. Bolton was spotted in a Continental Trailways bus entering Canada at the Detroit-Windsor border wearing...

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Funny story: Retro Rock Group Trump Airplane Crashes like Boeing 737 in San Francisco

Retro Rock Group Trump Airplane Crashes like Boeing 737 in San Francisco

Fed up with the liberal political activism espoused by many musicians, neoconservative retro rock group Trump Airplane took it upon itself to croon about what it considers traditional American values, only to crash like a Boeing 737, the defective ai...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Warren denies using “grab 'em” terminology borrowed from Trump

Elizabeth Warren denies using “grab 'em” terminology borrowed from Trump

Recently, CNN reported a conflict between Ms. Warren and Bernie Sanders over a “he said, she said” controversy related to the 2020 presidential election. Ms. Warren thought Mr. Sanders said a woman could not win the presidency, which he then vehem...

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Funny story: George Orwell alive and well in undisclosed location now under investigation

George Orwell alive and well in undisclosed location now under investigation

Approaching his 117th birthday, on June 25, Mr. George Orwell has been discovered in an undisclosed location. Supposedly passed away on January 21,1950, this information is incorrect. US Special Forces kidnapped Orwell from the UK on January 20...

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Funny story: Donald Trump will travel to Green Zone to rally the troops and deliver major address

Donald Trump will travel to Green Zone to rally the troops and deliver major address

Major news organizations such as Reuters are reporting that Melania, Jared, and Ivanka have declined Mr. Trump's invitation to accompany him to Baghdad this coming weekend. Mr. Pompeo has likewise declined, citing an important conference in Moose...

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Funny story: Pelosi starts impeachment proceedings against ALL Senate Republicans

Pelosi starts impeachment proceedings against ALL Senate Republicans

Following the House impeachment of Mr. Trump yesterday, Speaker Pelosi has lost no time in follow-up activity. First, she indicates there will be delay in getting House impeachment articles to the Senate, because so far the senate process does not...

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Funny story: Pure as the driven snow competes with peculiar stench over Washington

Pure as the driven snow competes with peculiar stench over Washington

Reports continue that occupants of the Washington D.C. area have been distracted by a mysterious odor, difficult to identify. Apparatus to cover the mouth and nostrils--plus gas masks--is seeing an uptick in sales this holiday season. The comme...

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Funny story: Hillary refuses VP spot on Bloomberg-Clinton ticket

Hillary refuses VP spot on Bloomberg-Clinton ticket

Inside sources indicate Ms. Clinton has severe reservations on joining with Mr. Bloomberg for the 2020 presidential election next November. “Once a bride, or even twice, is enough,” she told reporters, “in this age of gender equality and alteratio...

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Funny story: Hero dog Conan responds to CNN interview: “No comment”

Hero dog Conan responds to CNN interview: “No comment”

Breaking: Hero Dog Conan, key assistant in tracking down and eliminating Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, reported in to a White House psychiatrist late this afternoon. Conan has been honored by the president for outstanding bravery in the field of running d...

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