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Funny story: Trump to deport all immigrants plus native borns with immigrant parents of the past 100 years

Trump to deport all immigrants plus native borns with immigrant parents of the past 100 years

Today Mr. Trump announced a new policy to stop “all the filthy, anti-American, horrible comments” on his administration. According to White House sources, the basic problem stems from current criticisms over many of Mr. Trump’s domestic and intern...

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Funny story: Democrat Candidates: Apology and Confession Tour

Democrat Candidates: Apology and Confession Tour

Elizabeth Warren apologized to all Native Americans for being somewhat wrong about her heritage. Tulsi Gabbard apologized for her past views about LGBTQ individuals. Most recently, Beto O'Rourke confessed that his ancestors owned slaves and reparatio...

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Funny story: New production of Hamlet will star Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton

New production of Hamlet will star Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton

A new and glitzy version of Hamlet is in rehearsal as part of the Democrat's autumn campaign for Presidential Election 2020. Casting and script problems continue to plague the production, however, with Ms. Pelosi reported not happy. Ms. Pelosi...

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Funny story: 2020 Democrat Hopefuls Release Campaign Slogans

2020 Democrat Hopefuls Release Campaign Slogans

There can be no disputing that "Make America Great Again" served its purpose well for President Trump. He wasn't the first to use it, but he has a knack of having a finger on the pulse of the country, recycled the phrase - and it helped, it seems.

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Funny story: The Republicans’ Secret 2020 Weapon: The Moralyzer

The Republicans’ Secret 2020 Weapon: The Moralyzer

Much like the neuralyzer from Men in Black, Republicans have apparently come up with a device, called the Moralyzer, that allows Trump supporters to vote for a man completely devoid of character and morality, and have forgotten that they once conside...

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Funny story: CBP staff with internal review and solid proof AOC is full of baloney

CBP staff with internal review and solid proof AOC is full of baloney

The problem at the border includes hordes of women and children, with parents separated from their kids, and kept in “concentration camps.” Into this hurly-burly came Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), interviewing the inmates. She reported they had...

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Funny story: Democratic Voters Impressed with Candidates' Dislike of Trump and Opposition to Climate Change

Democratic Voters Impressed with Candidates' Dislike of Trump and Opposition to Climate Change

In the first two of what promises to be a vibrant and dynamic series of debates among those vying for the Democratic presidential nomination, candidates did not shy away from addressing such critical issues as which of them most disliked President Do...

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Funny story: De Blasio Pledges to Bring NYC Carriage Horses to White House if Elected

De Blasio Pledges to Bring NYC Carriage Horses to White House if Elected

After failing to follow through on the promise he made on the day he took mayoral office in 2014, to eliminate New York City's cruel and archaic carriage horse industry, Mayor Bill de Blasio has vowed to bring every last NYC carriage horse with him t...

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Funny story: Bolton to secrete himself in drone over The Strait of Hormuz

Bolton to secrete himself in drone over The Strait of Hormuz

Early yesterday Iran brought down a US RQ-Global Hawk drone. The size of a passenger airliner, this drone was surveiling in Kouhmobaruk air space near the Strait of Hormuz. It had released its scouring eye for any signs of mines, lower-flying...

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Funny story: Trump visits USS John McCain; spits on deck

Trump visits USS John McCain; spits on deck

Following all the controversy, Mr. Trump decided to return to Japan to visit USS John McCain DDG 56, and set the record straight. The destroyer honors not only Senator McCain, but his father and grandfather, both previously admirals in the US Nav...

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Funny story: New “Stuntworthy Romance Visions” series between Pelosi and Trump enters summer season

New “Stuntworthy Romance Visions” series between Pelosi and Trump enters summer season

The series opener indicates a secret “stuntworthy contest” is currently in progress between Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Trump. They are also competing for Distinguished Squabble of the Year Trophy. Mr. Trump’s refusal to allow Mr. McGhan to testify to t...

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Funny story: Trump sits with hand on phone waiting for call from Iran

Trump sits with hand on phone waiting for call from Iran

In an interview with The Guard Dog at The White House, Mr. Trump said, "All they have to do is call me,” Mr. Trump said. The phone was in his lap at this point. The Guard Dog then asked: “But, sir, there are reports all over mainstream media to...

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Funny story: Bolton and Pompeo with possible new executive positions in the nuclear war shelter business

Bolton and Pompeo with possible new executive positions in the nuclear war shelter business

Insiders are currently whispering that Mr. Bolton and Mr. Pompeo just might be on the chopping block. Washington has been reporting Mr. Trump needed to air out that he was not totally pleased with recent performance. Mr. Bolton may be gone soon...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Questioned on whether Mr. Biden’s entry into the presidential race has somehow disturbed her, Ms. Pelosi answered a New York Times reporter with a firm: “Not at all.” Nevertheless, her dream—occurring during the night right before he announced—has...

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Funny story: Early Roll Out of 2020 Nationalist Campaign Ad Sample

Early Roll Out of 2020 Nationalist Campaign Ad Sample

While we worry about paying our bills... progressives are spending our hard earned money and looking for new ways to tax us even more! There are just some things that progressives just do not get, like... When patients without money are turned...

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Funny story: Shrdlu Launches Anti-Biden Campaign Song

Shrdlu Launches Anti-Biden Campaign Song

Venezuelan Embassy, Ottawa, Canada. Exclusive to The Spoof. From his asylum here, necessitated by his leak of the Mueller Report, Etaoin Shrdlu, one of nearly two dozen candidates seeking the Democratic presidential nomination, today released his fir...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Underscores His Emotional Insecurities in Description of 2020 Presidential Candidates

Donald Trump Underscores His Emotional Insecurities in Description of 2020 Presidential Candidates

In a recent interview Donald Trump revealed his emotional insecurities over 2020 Democratic Presidential hopefuls. "First of all, there was no collusion with Russia," Trump stated for the millionth time. "Secondly...That is the number that come...

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