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Funny story: Meghan Markle To Record A Song With Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood

Meghan Markle To Record A Song With Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood

MEMPHIS, Tennessee – Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were in Memphis visiting the Yippee-Ki-Yay Country Music Museum located on Red Neck Drive. They got to view country music artifacts and relics, such as an AK-47 semi-automatic rifle that was onc...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle To Launch Her Own Line of String Bikini Panties

Meghan Markle To Launch Her Own Line of String Bikini Panties

HOLLYWOOD – The former Duchess of Sussex has decided to launch her own panties line, and she is calling it The Princess Meghan String Bikini Panties Collection. Her husband Prince Harry encouraged her by telling her that she has the sexiest panti...

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Funny story: Hanna Barbera announces that Meghan Markle will join Scooby Doo – she’ll be the whiny self-righteous one who’s too posh to hide in the dumpster

Hanna Barbera announces that Meghan Markle will join Scooby Doo – she’ll be the whiny self-righteous one who’s too posh to hide in the dumpster

Amazing news for all fans of cartoons everywhere. Hanna Barbera, the makers of the Scooby Doo franchise, has revealed their plans to bring one-time member of the British Royal Family Meghan Markle into the Scooby Gang, where she’ll go on adventures w...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle To Join The Cast of "The View"

Meghan Markle To Join The Cast of "The View"

NEW YORK CITY – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story that Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has agreed to join Whoopi Goldberg and the rest of the women of the top-rated daytime show, "The View." A spokesperson for the sh...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Both Thrilled That Queen Elizabeth Did Not Have Them Deported To Siberia

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Both Thrilled That Queen Elizabeth Did Not Have Them Deported To Siberia

BAYOU CANE, Louisiana – Prince Harry and his wife, the lusciously-lovely Meghan Markle, were visiting the world famous Monsieur Qui Qui Swamp down in the heart of the swamp bayous, Bayou Cane this week. She told Maximus Bedstraw, of The Grandiose...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Reveals The Location of Her Brand New Intimate Body Tattoo

Meghan Markle Reveals The Location of Her Brand New Intimate Body Tattoo

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle was recently asked at a Los Angeles Lakers game about the tattoo rumor. Cicero Cuevas, a reporter with Sports Balls Illustrated spoke with the former duchess and asked her how her and hubby...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Watched The State of The Union Address: We’re Now Both Democrats Said The Prince

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Watched The State of The Union Address: We’re Now Both Democrats Said The Prince

WEST HOLLYWOOD – Mr. and Mrs. Prince Harry watched the president’s State of the Union address at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Holly, as the locals call it. The prince said that Trump appeared to be slurring many of his words, including Schumer...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine

Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine

CHICAGO – The iNews Agency is reporting that Meghan Markle has received an offer to pose in the April edition of Playboy. The 38-year-old wife of Prince Harry was quite flattered by the offer and said that she would have to have the 100% approval...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle's Ex-Husband Speaks Out

Meghan Markle's Ex-Husband Speaks Out

LOS ANGELES – The man who was married to Meghan Markle for two years, recently spoke with Maximus Bedstraw, a reporter with The Grandiose News Organization. Trevor Engleson, who was Markle's first husband, said that it was interesting that she end...

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Funny story: Thomas Markle to reprise Jabba The Hutt role in Star Wars The Musical

Thomas Markle to reprise Jabba The Hutt role in Star Wars The Musical

The controversial father of the Duchess of Sussex, Thomas Markle, is to star in a Broadway musical version of Star Wars, playing the slug-like crime lord, Jabba The Hutt, reprising the role he made famous in the blockbuster movie. Markle, 107, has...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle found abandoned, tied to tree in Canada, hungry and with note saying “Sorry we couldn’t look after her anymore, please take care of her”

Meghan Markle found abandoned, tied to tree in Canada, hungry and with note saying “Sorry we couldn’t look after her anymore, please take care of her”

The RSPCA has been brought in after the discovery of the Duchess of Sussex tied to a maple tree in British Columbia, looking worn and haggard, and with a sad, handwritten note in her mouth. The note reads “Sorry, we couldn’t look after Duchess any...

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Funny story: Thick Bloke On Facebook Gets Meghan Markle Confused With Angela Merkel

Thick Bloke On Facebook Gets Meghan Markle Confused With Angela Merkel

A man, who may very well have had a low-standard education, became confused whilst using the Facebook social media platform this week, and inadvertently mixed-up the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, with the German chancellor, Angela Merkel. Oh d...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle to star in new Netflix series “Shits” about a group of really shitty people

Meghan Markle to star in new Netflix series “Shits” about a group of really shitty people

The Palace has reacted angrily to allegations that the Duchess of Sussex has accepted a role in online TV company Netflix’s new series “Shits”, due to be released later in 2020. The series centres around a London law firm whose matriarchal and dom...

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Funny story: 'Orff with his head! Prince Harry to be put on trial for disrespecting the Queen

'Orff with his head! Prince Harry to be put on trial for disrespecting the Queen

The Queen has reportedly decided to impeach Prince Harry for being a bad son and a terrible Prince. The decision was reportedly taken by Her Majesty, backed by Prince Charles. The Duke of Edinburgh was said to be so angry that he had to be restrai...

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Funny story: Harry And Meghan To Do Promotional Work For H&M

Harry And Meghan To Do Promotional Work For H&M

Stressed-out royal couple, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan, have announced that, as part of their first foray into the world of work since stepping back from their monarchical duties, they will be signing contracts to do promotional work with clothi...

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Funny story: Anger as Harry and Meghan ghost the Queen

Anger as Harry and Meghan ghost the Queen

A Buckingham Palace spokesman said that the Queen was upset at being ghosted by Harry and Meghan. He said "The Queen is really, really annoyed. Her son and daughter in law haven't replied to any of her text messages or What's App messages, even ones...

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Funny story: Meghan and Harry storm the job market

Meghan and Harry storm the job market

Yep, the finches had been warbling it for weeks. But no-one wanted to listen. And now, Meghan, or rather the cat, has been let out of the bag. The Duchess of Sussex and Prince Harry have had enough. Now it's official. Now there's no going back. Now l...

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