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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Tried To Flatten Her In A JCB

Meghan Markle Says Queen Tried To Flatten Her In A JCB

There was another stunning revelation in the Meghan Markle v. British Royal Family saga yesterday, when the wife of Prince Harry tweeted that, late last year, at the royal estate in Balmoral, the Queen tried to make Markle pancake-shaped, by driving…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach

Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach

Things just seem to go from bad to worse for former British royal family member, the ex-Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, after the latest news that she has been arrested by uniformed officers at the Santa Monica beach in Los Angeles on Sunday, and c…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Wanted Her Dead

Meghan Markle Says Queen Wanted Her Dead

They may be difficult for many people to believe, but the allegations of violent abuse visited upon her by the Queen of England, Elizabeth II, just keep pouring from the mouth of Meghan Markle, like a burst water main. Speaking in confidence to Op…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Kneed Her In The Groin

Meghan Markle Says Queen Kneed Her In The Groin

In the third of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed amongst several other astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family, that Her Majesty the Queen unc…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London

Meghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London

In the second of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family which very nearly got her thrown into the Tower of L…

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Funny story: Meghan’s friends claim Queen invaded Duchess’ Californian mansion, shinned up a pipe into her bedroom and cut up all her nice clothes – Palace refuses to deny

Meghan’s friends claim Queen invaded Duchess’ Californian mansion, shinned up a pipe into her bedroom and cut up all her nice clothes – Palace refuses to deny

Buckingham Place has found itself at the centre of a new storm of allegations, made by some American celebrity friends of Meghan Markle, who say that Queen Elizabeth II trespassed into Meghan and Harry’s Montecito property. According to the unnamed s…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Disappointed in Meghan Markle After She Says She Treated Her Like a Princess

Queen Elizabeth Disappointed in Meghan Markle After She Says She Treated Her Like a Princess

LONDON - (Satire News) – Her majesty, the queen of England has stated that she cannot believe that Meghan Markle would throw her under the double-decker bus, after she treated her like a princess. Speaking with Neville Twickenbuck of Tickety Boo…

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Funny story: Meghan And Harry: The Comedy Of Heirs By Oprah Winfield

Meghan And Harry: The Comedy Of Heirs By Oprah Winfield

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not lost in the interview of Meghan and Harry by Oprah Winfield, the other night, was the convoluted irony of the story that might have even challenged William Shakespeare. The Comedy of Errors is one of Shakespeare’s early…

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Funny story: Prince Harry And Piers Morgan To Have A Fight

Prince Harry And Piers Morgan To Have A Fight

In a controversial move to outcontroversialise them all, Prince Harry has thrown down the Royal Gauntlet to the outspoken former Good Morning Britain host, Piers Morgan. Morgan was severely critical of Harry's wife, Meghan Markle, and her unpreced…

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Funny story: Meghan worries and suffers like no other...

Meghan worries and suffers like no other...

Following the 'whistleblowing' interview with Oprah Winfrey, details have emerged of both a spicy and grim nature regarding the Royal Family, not broadcast during the show. Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, claims that all three children of the Du…

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Denies That He’s a Member of The KKK

Piers Morgan Denies That He’s a Member of The KKK

LONDON – (Satire News) – Popular British journalist and television personality Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan wants the entire world to know that contrary to what a certain member of Ireland’s Bohemian F.C. has said, along with thousands of other folks, b…

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Funny story: Vice-President Kamala Harris Invites Meghan Markle and Prince Harry to The White House

Vice-President Kamala Harris Invites Meghan Markle and Prince Harry to The White House

(NOT EDITED) WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – After viewing Oprah Winfrey’s interview with Meghan Markle and her husband Harry Mountbatten-Windsor, Vice-President Kamala Harris, invited the couple to visit the White House. The vice-president cou…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Appear on Dancing With The Stars

Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Appear on Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just disclosed that Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, has finally agreed to appear on TV’s original dance competition show, Dancing With The Stars. BuzzFuzz has stated that the DWTS producers have been…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Buy Taylor Swift’s 3,000 Acre Texas Ranch

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Buy Taylor Swift’s 3,000 Acre Texas Ranch

SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency has announced that Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle have reached an agreement to purchase Taylor Swift’s Blue Tattoo Ranch. The working cattle ranch is located just south of San Anton…

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Funny story: The All-Girl Heavy Metal Russian Rock Band Pussy Riot Says That Meghan Markle is a Big Fan

The All-Girl Heavy Metal Russian Rock Band Pussy Riot Says That Meghan Markle is a Big Fan

CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – The Russian female rock band, Pussy Riot, recently performed at the old Nellie Fox Drive-In Theater in downtown Cleveland. They and the 900 audience members all wore masks, self-distanced 6-feet, and promised not to cou…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Reveals That She Is Writing a Juicy Tell-All Book About Queen Elizabeth

Meghan Markle Reveals That She Is Writing a Juicy Tell-All Book About Queen Elizabeth

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, is currently writing a tell-all book on Queen Elizabeth, that will probably be a bit lascivious. Fajita San Guacamole, with Hollywood Innuendo…

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Can’t Stand The Fact That She is No Longer Relevant

Megyn Kelly Can’t Stand The Fact That She is No Longer Relevant

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Former Fox News and NBC News flunkie Megyn Kelly spoke with Amos Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine. The 49-year-old bleached blonde expressed to Soursuckle that she really misses being under the television spotlight.

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