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Funny story: Kate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy

Kate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy

The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has told close friends that she thinks tennis superstar and tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles finalist, Roger Federer, is "a bit dishy". The Duchess will attend the Centre Court spectacular with her siste...

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Funny story: Meghan under fire over Jeremy Corbyn chest tattoo

Meghan under fire over Jeremy Corbyn chest tattoo

There was widespread concern in royal circles last night after the Duchess of Sussex told The Mail On Sunday that she'd had a likeness of leftie Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, tattooed on her chest. In yesterday's edition, she revealed: "I've...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Says He'll Have Nanny Smack Archie's Bottom If He Does It Again

Prince Harry Says He'll Have Nanny Smack Archie's Bottom If He Does It Again

There was a right, royal rumpus in the Royal roost this morning when Archie Windsor, newly-christened son of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, started playing up fuck at breakfast, causing his mum and dad to get into a right strop with him. Archie,...

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Funny story: Meghan And Harry's Baby, Archie, Says He Won't Attend Christening Service

Meghan And Harry's Baby, Archie, Says He Won't Attend Christening Service

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan, have a problem: their son Archie has said he refuses to be christened with the name 'Archie', and will not attend his own christening later today. The royal couple had planned to ha...

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Funny story: 'Stand-offish' Meghan refuses to allow newsmen to listen while she goes to the bathroom

'Stand-offish' Meghan refuses to allow newsmen to listen while she goes to the bathroom

The Duchess of Sussex attracted more press criticism yesterday after she requested privacy when she goes to the toilet. Under-fire, Meghan, was slammed by journalists who were refused permission to listen at the door while she went to the bathroom...

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Funny story: Trump Calls Meghan 'A Nazi'

Trump Calls Meghan 'A Nazi'

President Donald Trump was on the offensive again last week, this time in an interview ahead of his 3-day UK state visit, when he spoke of Prince Harry's wife, Meghan Markle, and called her "a Nazi". Markle had spoken about Trump in the past, sayi...

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have posted an adorable new photograph of baby Archie Harrison's first POOP today - as Meghan, 37, celebrates her first Mother's Day with her son. The adorable single image shows the newborn's SOILED DIAPER or N...

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Funny story: Ayatollah Mocked For ‘Stupid Meghan Markle Hat’

Ayatollah Mocked For ‘Stupid Meghan Markle Hat’

Tehran, Iran - (Dire Straits of Hormuz): Iranian fashionistas are up in arms after their president was ordered to get a sartorial make-over by Tehran’s notorious Gast-e-Ersad morality police. An entry in their FarsiFarceBook page has slammed Presi...

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Funny story: Harry And Meghan Reveal Inspiration For Baby's Name

Harry And Meghan Reveal Inspiration For Baby's Name

The newest Royal parents, Prince Harry and Meghan, have revealed the source of inspiration for the name of their son, Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor: the character Archie Mitchell in the BBC's miserable soap drama, EastEnders. The father of...

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Funny story: Royal baby may be called East, West, North, South or even Countyov Sussex

Royal baby may be called East, West, North, South or even Countyov Sussex

The royal couple Meghan and Harry reveal to Prince Charles that that they had all the public fooled! At an afternoon tea with their father, they admitted that it was a right Royal blast having the press hotly debating whether "the new baby was bo...

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Funny story: Heavily Pregnant Meghan ‘Should Be Allowed To Return To UK’

Heavily Pregnant Meghan ‘Should Be Allowed To Return To UK’

New York, NYC - (ReUterus): “A lot of people should have sympathy for me,” Meghan said today during a NYC self-publicity trip as pals claimed she was being ‘treated worse than the Nazis’ in charge of Buckingham Palace. Billed as a golden showers...

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Funny story: Uncle Sam is Nutmeg’s $$$$ Party Pooper

Uncle Sam is Nutmeg’s $$$$ Party Pooper

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Enforcers at the IRS foreign scams division have whacked Harry’s self-styled Princess Nutmeg with a $25m tax bill following a valuation of freebies milked from the British state. The move means the US Z-Lister actress...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle is praised for “shutting her own car door”

Meghan Markle is praised for “shutting her own car door”

The Duchess of Sussex was praised on social media after a photo was seen of her closing her own car door on arrival at a posh party. Net junkies went wild with excitement, posting messages about this. Gotnolife wrote “Wow, just fallen off chair,...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Many of us knew it twas only a matter of time before it happened, but alas it finally...happened. At Buckingham Palace, during Sunday tea with the Queen, sitting down with Meghan Markle for just an intimate little twosome - the first time since the w...

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Funny story: The Queen and Meghan Go Out on the Town

The Queen and Meghan Go Out on the Town

Buckingham Palace today reluctantly admitted that the rumours are true that the Queen and Meghan Markle have become besties. They have been sneaking out at night, wearing disguises and going to underground clubs together. Apparently, Prince Harry...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Didn't Realize That Marrying Prince Harry Was Real

Meghan Markle Didn't Realize That Marrying Prince Harry Was Real

London, England The new Duchess of Sussex, actress Meghan Markle, admits that she didn't realize that her wedding to Prince Harry was real at first. She figured it was a movie and that Prince Harry was a look-a-like. "I'm pretty sure it was the...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Off

Royal Wedding Off

The Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle is off. Buckingham Palace officials released a statement earlier to apologise for the inconvenience they were sure this would cause, but said the Prince was totally exhausted by the demands place...

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