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Trump Orders Cohen Have His Gums Painted With Gentian Violet For Lying

Funny story: Trump Orders Cohen Have His Gums Painted With Gentian Violet For Lying

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ominously, the day began with the Four Horses of the Apocalypse peacefully munching oats in the White House stables; their teeth tipped with rubber so that they would not wake up Slim Everdingle from his troubled slumber. Slim was...

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Grown Men Who Put Up "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" Poster in Congress Say Ocasio-Cortez is Crazy

Funny story: Grown Men Who Put Up "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" Poster in Congress Say Ocasio-Cortez is Crazy

Washington - At a recent Congressional hearing, Republican Paul Gosar, who once said that climate change isn't real because of "photosynthesis", watched in horror as Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez asked former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen pertin...

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Michael Cohen gets Hollywood Blvd Star

Hollywood, CA. The Bored Directors - yes, that's what they call themselves - of the famed Hollywood Walk of Fame, voted today to place a star on the fabled sidewalk in recognition of Michael "Flip" Cohen's unequaled performance before House and Senat...

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Nation Within Range of Unhinged Lunatic’s Nukes Says it's “Pretty Sure Trump Paid Porn Star”

Funny story: Nation Within Range of Unhinged Lunatic’s Nukes Says it's “Pretty Sure Trump Paid Porn Star”

Washington - An entire country, under immediate danger from a completely deranged madman with an arsenal of nuclear missiles capable of taking out tens of millions of people, found itself glued to the television set as Michael Cohen, former lawyer an...

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Michael Cohen: Sasha Made Me Sing Like A Canary

Funny story: Michael Cohen: Sasha Made Me Sing Like A Canary

BILLINGSGATE POST: "When The Twilight Is Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing." But the songbirds were singing. Michael Cohen just performed acapella for James Mueller, or so he thought. Although both have the same surname, Michael and Sasha Bar...

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“A Mighty Fortress Is Our Trump”

Funny story: “A Mighty Fortress Is Our Trump”

For the Evangelicals Still Standing by Their Man A mighty fortress is our Trump, a bulwark ever flailing; our Savior he amid the flood, his moral ills prevailing. For still Trump’s dauntless foes do seek to work Him woe; their craft and power are great, and armed with cruel facts, on earth are not their equals. Did we in our own strength take pride, our striving would be b...

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Michael Cohen uses "Trump defence" in court

Funny story: Michael Cohen uses "Trump defence" in court

President Trump's former lawyer and "fixer" Michael Cohen has been charged on eight counts of fraud and other financial crimes, including tax evasion and paying off Stormy Daniels for having to sleep with the orange leader. Unusually, Cohen defend...

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Special Counsel Releases More Tapes Recorded by Trump's Lawyer

It was revealed that Trump's personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, whose office was raided by Special Prosecutor Mueller, has lots of secret tapes he recorded of him and Trump. Among the admissions are: 1. Trump is barely a millionaire, much less a billionaire. 2. When Eric was a baby they would leave him in the middle of nowhere but he always found his way back home. 3. Trump has a guy to twee...

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It's My Party

Funny story: It's My Party

With apologies to Leslie Gore It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if it happened to you! Nobody knows where my lawyers have gone But Rudy came just in time. Why won’t he shut the fuck up When he's supposed to be mine? It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if your wife had...

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Trump Confesses: “Stormy....Best Sex I Never Had.”

Funny story: Trump Confesses: “Stormy....Best Sex I Never Had.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: In 1990, the New York Post’s famous headline blared that Donald Trump’s ex-wife Marla Maple proclaimed the future president “the best sex I’ve ever had.” What the story conveniently omitted, perhaps by choice, is that Marla was a...

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Michael Cohen publishing book: The Art of the Squeal!

OMG Publishing of Omaha, Nebraska, announced today that it is the publisher of a new book by embattled Trump attorney Michael Cohen. The book, The Art of the Squeal! In a press conference this morning a spokesman for OMG said he was speaking in th...

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How Much Will Trump Pay To Quash Le Pee Pee Video?

Funny story: How Much Will Trump Pay To Quash Le Pee Pee Video?

How much will Donald Trump, or his good friend and attorney, Michael Cohen, pay to quash the Donald Trump, Miss Universe, Moscow, Ritz-Carlton, Le Pee Pee video? Cohen was quoted saying: He'd jump out a window for Trump. “Huh?” Cohen asked, recen...

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