Funny story - George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.

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Funny story - President Trump Removes the Portraits of Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush From The White House Entrance

President Trump Removes the Portraits of Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush From The White House Entrance

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that many are saying falls under the heading of a little brat having a hissy fit, President Trump has personally removed the portraits of Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush from being displayed in the White House.

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Funny story - Arnold Schwarzenegger is member of Skull & Bones

Arnold Schwarzenegger is member of Skull & Bones

Arnold Schwarzenegger was apparently present at the last meeting at Bohemian Grove the traditional meeting place of members of Skull & Bones the secret organisation that every recent President of the USA has been a member of. When George W Bus...

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Funny story - George Bush violated by Elmo during forthcoming election speech

George Bush violated by Elmo during forthcoming election speech

The world thought of Elmo as a cuddly little puppet beloved by children everywhere but that all changed today when Elmo crept up behind George W. Bush after administering enormous amouts of viagra to himself and beg...

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Funny story - Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem

Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem

RIYADH (AFP)-International tensions continue to grow over the disastrous goodwill tour of Laura Bush, the wife of United States President George W, Bush, after the American First Lady secretly converted to Islam in Jerusalem and later entered a harem...

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Funny story - Nancy Pelosi Finds Plastic Turd on House Seat

Nancy Pelosi Finds Plastic Turd on House Seat

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi went to her seat this morning to open the meeting of The House of Representatives to find what appeared to be a pile of feces in her chair. Security was immediately called to the chamber and inspected the "pile...

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Funny story - Chirac, Schroeder, Putin To Visit Camp Casey

Chirac, Schroeder, Putin To Visit Camp Casey

In an attempt to further show their united contempt for the war in Iraq, and not missing the golden opportunity to further needle George W. Bush, the leaders of France, Germany and Russia will fly in separate planes to Crawford, Texas or as near as...

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Funny story - Congress changes spelling of "nucleus" to "nuculus"

Congress changes spelling of "nucleus" to "nuculus"

WASHINGTON (API) - In order to eliminate a specific criticism of President George W. Bush, who pronounces "nuclear" as "noo-kyu-lar", the GOP leadership in Congress has passed a resolution changing the spelling of a subatomic part...

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Funny story - President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart

President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart

WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush has asked Private Deanna Allen, the winsome Camp Bucca flasher, to return the purple heart she has been wearing on the army's mud wrestling circuit in Iraq. Allen, who wrestles in the D-cup class, wears the medal...

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Funny story - Voters Agree with Bush... No Constitution

Voters Agree with Bush... No Constitution

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - Voters seem to be siding with Bush as Cal-el slides down the polls in the presidential vote on U4prez.com. Once ranked at 7 in the Independent category, he is now rated at 6.8461. This is clearly an...

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Funny story - GOP'ers 4 Biden Is Made Up of Former President Bush Staff Members

GOP'ers 4 Biden Is Made Up of Former President Bush Staff Members

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The latest anti-Trump group to spring up is perhaps one that Trump hates more than any of the others. Individuals who served in President George W. Bush’s White House, have formed a group of hundreds, and they are as anti-Trump…

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Funny story - President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...

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Funny story - Bush and Congress Unite to Have Mexicans Help United States to Solve "Mexican Problem"

Bush and Congress Unite to Have Mexicans Help United States to Solve "Mexican Problem"

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President George W. Bush will sign the bill passed today by the U.S. Congress to build a wall along the entire U.S. and Mexico border. Support for the law was bipartisan and nearly unanimous as the National Border Defense and Undo...

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Funny story - George W. Bush to Cindy Sheehan: 'Bring it On!'

George W. Bush to Cindy Sheehan: 'Bring it On!'

CRAWFORD, TX -- With all the bravado of an Ivy Leaguer crossdressed as a cowboy, President George W. Bush had a few words to say to Cindy Sheehan.

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Funny story - Bush: The Real Life Sauron?

Bush: The Real Life Sauron?

Washington D.C. - After the mass pressure of the public, the government had finally released the photograph in question about our current president, George W. Bush. When the picture was enlarged, it showed the ring of power on his left ring finger.

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Funny story - Exasperated Satirists Give Up and Now Work at Amazon Warehouse

Exasperated Satirists Give Up and Now Work at Amazon Warehouse

(Kansas City, KS) Many full, part-time, and hobbyist satire writers have left the keyboard and put away the muse for the unforeseeable future, distraught and disgusted that, no matter what they conceive and create and share, they simply cannot keep u...

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Funny story - Iraqi Court Frees Saddam Hussein and Indicts George Bush as War Criminal

Iraqi Court Frees Saddam Hussein and Indicts George Bush as War Criminal

BAGHDAD-In a surprising and unexpected turn of events, an Iraqi Court has freed Saddam Hussein and indicted United States President George W. Bush as an international war criminal.

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Funny story - Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Alaska - A red faced White House was today trying to extricate its self from the latest in a long line of verbal gaffes and scandals, the president's Tourette's has thrust them into.

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Funny story - Ted Nugent to Head Homeland Security

Ted Nugent to Head Homeland Security

Washington, D.C. - Frustrated by mounting criticism over his failure to appoint a Secretary of Homeland Security, President George W. Bush announced this morning that he would name gonzo rocker Ted Nugent to the post.

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Funny story - Bush to America: Support Your Troops...We Can't

Bush to America: Support Your Troops...We Can't

George W. Bush, speaking at California's Camp Pendleton, asked Americans to "Support our Troops". In a speech to the assembled soldiers Mr. Bush said, "Americans need to give our troops the support they need. We in the government would like to suppor...

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