Funny story: George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.

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Funny story: Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem

Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem

RIYADH (AFP)-International tensions continue to grow over the disastrous goodwill tour of Laura Bush, the wife of United States President George W, Bush, after the American First Lady secretly converted to Islam in Jerusalem and later entered a harem...

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Funny story: Bush To Pardon Osama Bin Laden

Bush To Pardon Osama Bin Laden

(Washington) - In a political effort to distract voters, the Republican Party today announced that terrorist Osama Bin Laden will be pardoned by President Bush sometime before the 2008 election.

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Funny story: Arrest Warrants Issued for Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, and Ron Paul

Arrest Warrants Issued for Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, and Ron Paul

17 Sep 87, PHILADELPHIA, PA, UK-- A ragtag think-tank of paramilitary extremists, mostly libertarians and palaeoconservatives, released a rambling policy document today that they call the "Constitution for the United States of America". Kin...

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Funny story: President Bush New Orleans speech buttonholed as ineffective

President Bush New Orleans speech buttonholed as ineffective

After careful analysis of the Bush New Orleans speech footage by media sources and numerous fashion consultants and designers in New York, London, Los Angeles, and Paris, it has been confirmed that President George W. Bush addressed the nation on Thu...

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Funny story: Animal Farm, Part 9: The Pipeline

Animal Farm, Part 9: The Pipeline

Marksy - along with all the other horses - had no idea what "subsistence" meant, but they were told by Murdoch that they could look it up if they needed to. They didn't know how or where to look things up, so Murdoch told them the "truth," as he put it, telling the horses it meant "just enough to survive" for right now. The Boar also told the horses that it was just temporary, and that once the...

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Funny story: World Leader Must ask Aide for Permission to Pee

World Leader Must ask Aide for Permission to Pee

Washington - Some liberals claim George W. Bush doesn't utter a word that Karl Rover doesn't script for him. Apparently the leader of the free world is equally afraid to take a bathroom break without obtaining permission from Rover, or his...

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Funny story: 'Classified' chapter of Dick Cheney book reveals prankster secrets

'Classified' chapter of Dick Cheney book reveals prankster secrets

Washington DC - The Bush Administration will go down in history as the "Prankster Presidency," according to revelations made in a classified chapter of former Vice President Dick Cheney's recently published memoirs. The top-secret material, which...

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Funny story: Bush Seeks to Protect Marriage from People Who Are Gay, Post-Menopausal, Barren, Self-Absorbed, Ugly

Bush Seeks to Protect Marriage from People Who Are Gay, Post-Menopausal, Barren, Self-Absorbed, Ugly

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush today announced his support of a Constitutional amendment banning childless or otherwise yucky marriage. "We all know that the marriage is a sacred institution, intended for the purpose of procreating and raising...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Signs Bill that Cecedes Texas from the Rest of the US

George W. Bush Signs Bill that Cecedes Texas from the Rest of the US

Austin, TX- It's official: George W. Bush has pulled another fast one, this time on the people of Texas. With only a few days left in second term as Commander in Chief, President Bush wanted to be aboslutely certain that his administration will go...

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Funny story: American Idol's Scotty McCreery Addresses The Rumor That He Is The "Love Child" of President George W. Bush

American Idol's Scotty McCreery Addresses The Rumor That He Is The "Love Child" of President George W. Bush

LOS ANGELES - One of the American Idol final eleven contestants has finally decided to come forward and address some rumors that have been floating around for a few weeks now. Scotty McCreery, 17, recently called a press conference and told the me...

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Funny story: Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rica and Donald Rumsfeld Set to Retire at End of This Term

Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rica and Donald Rumsfeld Set to Retire at End of This Term

Reports from the White House recently suggest that if President George W. Bush manages to gain another four years in office several key players in his first four years will retire. National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of Defense Dona...

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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update

George W - London Mayoral Election Update

George W, yesterday, handed in his nomination paper to become an official candidate for the 2011 London Mayoral Election. He had trouble getting the 15 nominee's names but with the help of 3 homeless people, 2 criminally insane, 4 lobotamised lemu...

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Funny story: New Orleans gets Presidential visit.

New Orleans gets Presidential visit.

Nearly two weeks after the Gulf States were devastated by Hurricane Katrina, the President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, finally saw for himself the devastation in his first official visit to New Orleans.

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Funny story: Bush: I want my job back

Bush: I want my job back

Former joke and President George W Bush has met with Vladimir Putin today in a bid to learn how to remain in power even when you are not legally allowed to. Putin still controls Russia from the position of Prime Minister. Bush is looking in to suc...

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Funny story: Jesus Comes Out of the Closet … Or Does He?

Jesus Comes Out of the Closet … Or Does He?

What a week it has been for the Son of the Almighty. Tuesday, Jesus himself was seen at the Tampa's infamous The Honey Pot night club, a night spot known for its super-hot drag show. A copy of Jesus's bar tab reveals he and his "posse" of Lucif...

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Funny story: Bush Relocates White House

Bush Relocates White House

In a surprise move today, White House Spokesmen announced that President George Bush had decided to relocate the White House and its staff to Albania.

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Funny story: Ruling Authority Sets Term Limits on TV Shows

Ruling Authority Sets Term Limits on TV Shows

The following conversation took place recently between this reporter and a spokesperson for the R.A. after that organization took the controversial step of imposing a limit of eight years (two presidential terms) on any television series. Reporter: Why did you do this? RA: The constitution sets a limit of two four-year terms for anyone to occupy that office. It's worked out fairly well.

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Funny story: Bush and Cheney Digging Tunnel to China

Bush and Cheney Digging Tunnel to China

George W and his MasterBlaster Little Dick Cheney are believed to be in the process of digging a tunnel to the other side of the globe. Frightened by rumors that the Obama Justice Department may actually pursue justice, the infamous war criminals...

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Funny story: Bush "troubled" by activist Founding Fathers

Bush "troubled" by activist Founding Fathers

WASHINGTON -- President Bush said Wednesday he was "troubled" by assertions of so-called "Constitutional" rights and the right to "pursue happiness", referring to legal decisions in Massachusetts and the Ninth Circuit an...

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