Funny story: Animal Farm, Part 9: The Pipeline

Animal Farm, Part 9: The Pipeline

Marksy - along with all the other horses - had no idea what "subsistence" meant, but they were told by Murdoch that they could look it up if they needed to. They didn't know how or where to look things up, so Murdoch told them the "truth," as he put it, telling the horses it meant "just enough to survive" for right now. The Boar also told the horses that it was just temporary, and that once the...

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Funny story: Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem

Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem

RIYADH (AFP)-International tensions continue to grow over the disastrous goodwill tour of Laura Bush, the wife of United States President George W, Bush, after the American First Lady secretly converted to Islam in Jerusalem and later entered a harem...

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Funny story: George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.

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Funny story: Mystery proposal for Trump's wall (WMP) sends ambulances screaming through the night

Mystery proposal for Trump's wall (WMP) sends ambulances screaming through the night

A dramatic new solution to funding The Wall has emerged. Where this idea came from is unclear, possibly inspired by former president George W. Bush yesterday. Mr. Bush delivered a stack of pizzas to government workers without pay due to the shu...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Signs Bill that Cecedes Texas from the Rest of the US

George W. Bush Signs Bill that Cecedes Texas from the Rest of the US

Austin, TX- It's official: George W. Bush has pulled another fast one, this time on the people of Texas. With only a few days left in second term as Commander in Chief, President Bush wanted to be aboslutely certain that his administration will go...

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Funny story: Bush and Blair should have nuked Fallujah says ex-First Earth Battalion's General Stubblebine

Bush and Blair should have nuked Fallujah says ex-First Earth Battalion's General Stubblebine

Fort Huachuca, Arizona - "Too damn busy minding their TV ratings," the Pentagon's former top psychic warfare specialist General Albert Stubblebine III told a specially convened meeting of the Military Intelligence Hall of Fame today. A Hall inaug...

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Funny story: George Bush violated by Elmo during forthcoming election speech

George Bush violated by Elmo during forthcoming election speech

The world thought of Elmo as a cuddly little puppet beloved by children everywhere but that all changed today when Elmo crept up behind George W. Bush after administering enormous amouts of viagra to himself and beg...

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Funny story: Bush Economy Sucks Like Hoover!

Bush Economy Sucks Like Hoover!

Just when we all believed that all the damage possible had been done and Worst President Ever would just slink off into the brush and go away, he shocked and awed us again! This time with a real live stock market crash and a 1920's style depression.

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Funny story: Congress changes spelling of "nucleus" to "nuculus"

Congress changes spelling of "nucleus" to "nuculus"

WASHINGTON (API) - In order to eliminate a specific criticism of President George W. Bush, who pronounces "nuclear" as "noo-kyu-lar", the GOP leadership in Congress has passed a resolution changing the spelling of a subatomic part...

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Funny story: President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart

President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart

WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush has asked Private Deanna Allen, the winsome Camp Bucca flasher, to return the purple heart she has been wearing on the army's mud wrestling circuit in Iraq. Allen, who wrestles in the D-cup class, wears the medal...

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Funny story: God proclaims George Bush "Jesus Christ Almighty"

God proclaims George Bush "Jesus Christ Almighty"

In a bold political move, the president formerly known as George W. Bush today announced that he had legally changed his name to Jesus Christ Almighty.

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Funny story: George W. Bush Touts His No Child Left Behind Education Reforms

George W. Bush Touts His No Child Left Behind Education Reforms

George W. Bush, in an attempt to shift focus away from the newly released Weapons of Mass Destruction Report and unable to say anything good about the economy, jobs creation or oil prices, has begun talking on the campaign trail about his No Child Le...

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Funny story: George W Bush: Speechless

George W Bush: Speechless

May 19, 2004 The United States of America looks like it is going to be put under full F.E.M.A controlled marshal law, with full Red Alert status after a high priority national 'treat' occurred today.

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger is member of Skull & Bones

Arnold Schwarzenegger is member of Skull & Bones

Arnold Schwarzenegger was apparently present at the last meeting at Bohemian Grove the traditional meeting place of members of Skull & Bones the secret organisation that every recent President of the USA has been a member of. When George W Bus...

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Funny story: Conservative Christian Groups Saddened By Liberals Treatment Of George W. Bush's Gay Prostitute

Conservative Christian Groups Saddened By Liberals Treatment Of George W. Bush's Gay Prostitute

Conservative Christian Groups are reportedly "shocked and saddened" by the treatment fellow Gay Conservative Republican Jeff Gannon is receiving from the Liberal Press. Mr. Gannon, whose real name is James Guckert, has recently been the target of num...

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Funny story: Blair has massive erection for Bush!

Blair has massive erection for Bush!

London, RootArse: - Next week the President plays host to the British Prime Minister and it is rumoured that Mr Bush has some gifts awaiting Mr Blair's arrival, but the lesser heard rumour mill is saying that Tony also ha...

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Funny story: After Brexit, Texas mulls "Texit"

After Brexit, Texas mulls "Texit"

DALLAS - Emboldened by Great Britain's decision to exit the European Union, the Texas legislature is gearing up to consider a bill that would allow the Lone Star State to exit the United States. Texas State Sen. Adam Philbin said the bill, calling...

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Funny story: Karl Rove to Resign At End of August

Karl Rove to Resign At End of August

Karl Rove, presidential advisor to George W. Bush and long called "The Brain", will resign at the end of the month. This will leave a void in that sinking ship known as The White House with almost 1 1/2 years left in Bush's term and no puppet master...

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Funny story: Tomato Problems Traced To Mexican Farms

Tomato Problems Traced To Mexican Farms

The tomato ban, which spread from Texas and New Mexico to nine states, then seventeen states, and then the entire country, has been traced to product imported from Mexico.

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Funny story: President Bush Wants To Sell Air Force 1

President Bush Wants To Sell Air Force 1

(MUSICMAN PRESS) After a loud chat with the First Lady, Bush made public his plans to sell "his" first-class jet known as Air Force 1.

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