George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power
Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.
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President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists
In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is member of Skull & Bones
Arnold Schwarzenegger was apparently present at the last meeting at Bohemian Grove the traditional meeting place of members of Skull & Bones the secret organisation that every recent President of the USA has been a member of. When George W Bus...
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Iraqi Court Frees Saddam Hussein and Indicts George Bush as War Criminal
BAGHDAD-In a surprising and unexpected turn of events, an Iraqi Court has freed Saddam Hussein and indicted United States President George W. Bush as an international war criminal.
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Bush on visiting Great Wall last month: "I should've said,'Mr Jintao, tear down this wall.'"
President George Bush was criticized by many for attending last months Olympics in Beijing, China. The country is widely known for it's horrendous human rights record and limitations on basic freedoms. Many called for the leader to boycott the games...
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Adam Sandler Gets Role of President Bush
In his quest to become recognized as a "serious" actor, Adam Sandler, famous for his comedy on Saturday Night Live and movies such as Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and The Wedding Singer, has been cast in a role that will put his talents to the test.
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President Bush Installs Secretary of Space
George Bush violated by Elmo during forthcoming election speech
GW Bush Smokes Armstrong on Bike Ride
G. W. Bushwacker Writes the Latest Religious Hit
Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video
"Titanic was a submarine" claims Bush
George W Bush resorts to shock tactics.
House Passes Loan Disaster Bill, Bankrupts U.S.
Bush: The Real Life Sauron?
President Obama Planning To Send Troops Into Tripoli - President George W. Bush Replies, "I Knew It! The Skinny Little Fella Is A Closet Republican!"
Osama Bin Laden to Endorse George W. Bush in 2004 Election
Naked Britney Spears Close-Mouthed As Emilio Estevez Plans Release of "Bobby" Sprequels
George W. Bush is Human Clone
A team of geneticists from Princeton University yesterday claimed to have proved "beyond reasonable doubt" that President George W Bush is in fact the world's first cloned human being. The team spent six months laboriously cross-checkin...
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George W. Bush Signs Bill that Cecedes Texas from the Rest of the US
Austin, TX- It's official: George W. Bush has pulled another fast one, this time on the people of Texas. With only a few days left in second term as Commander in Chief, President Bush wanted to be aboslutely certain that his administration will go...
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Psychologists Finally Figure Out How Bush Won Re-Election: Stockholm Syndrome
Psychologists and election experts working closely together for the past three years have finally determined how President George W. Bush won his re-election campaign: Stockholm Syndrome. Dr. Ian Schroeder of the University of Chicago, head of the r...
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Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem
RIYADH (AFP)-International tensions continue to grow over the disastrous goodwill tour of Laura Bush, the wife of United States President George W, Bush, after the American First Lady secretly converted to Islam in Jerusalem and later entered a harem...
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Bush Family Advertising Deal With Anheuser-Busch
Anheuser-Busch announced today that it has signed a landmark advertising deal with the Bush family, including former President George H. W. Bush (George Bush Senior), current President George W. Bush, and others. Terms of the deal were not disclosed,...
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American Idol's Scotty McCreery Addresses The Rumor That He Is The "Love Child" of President George W. Bush
LOS ANGELES - One of the American Idol final eleven contestants has finally decided to come forward and address some rumors that have been floating around for a few weeks now. Scotty McCreery, 17, recently called a press conference and told the me...
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Reagan legacy: Fistful of Jelly Beans
The presidency, The Gipper now reminds us, is performance art. And so George Bush, badly miscast as leader of the free world, plays President George W. Bush -- part action hero, part villain, part Burt Reynolds ham -- with a devious twinkle and a...
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President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart
WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush has asked Private Deanna Allen, the winsome Camp Bucca flasher, to return the purple heart she has been wearing on the army's mud wrestling circuit in Iraq. Allen, who wrestles in the D-cup class, wears the medal...
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President Bush Tells G8: "I'm Wrecking the American Economy Faster Than Kyoto Would"
GLENEAGLES, Scotland-(Reuters)-United States President George W. Bush continued to isolate his country by rejecting the Kyoto Treaty on global warming at the G8 meeting in Gleneagles, Scotland. In a startling and confusing admission, he boasted that...
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George Bush Acknowledges That He is "The Devil"
WASHINGTON (AP)-Days after Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called President George W. Bush "the devil" during a speech to the United Nations, an accusation Chavez repeated on Thursday at a church in Harlem, Bush publicly revealed that he is indeed T...
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Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.
To Jeb Bush, brother of George. W. Bush on his announcement to stand for the presidency of the U.S., numerous greetings and best wishes have been flooding in. Well-wishers include Halliburton, Citibank, Chase Bank, World Bank, Barclay's Bank, the...
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President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart
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Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem
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President Bush Tells G8: "I'm Wrecking the American Economy Faster Than Kyoto Would"
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George Bush Acknowledges That He is "The Devil"
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President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists
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Bush Family Advertising Deal With Anheuser-Busch
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Jenna Bush to lose her virginity
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President Bush Hairdresser Discovers "666" Tattoo On His Scalp
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Adam Sandler Gets Role of President Bush
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American Idol's Scotty McCreery Addresses The Rumor That He Is The "Love Child" of President George W. Bush
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George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power
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Reagan legacy: Fistful of Jelly Beans
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George W. Bush is Human Clone
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Iraqi Court Frees Saddam Hussein and Indicts George Bush as War Criminal
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God proclaims George Bush "Jesus Christ Almighty"
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Psychologists Finally Figure Out How Bush Won Re-Election: Stockholm Syndrome
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Bush on visiting Great Wall last month: "I should've said,'Mr Jintao, tear down this wall.'"
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George W. Bush Signs Bill that Cecedes Texas from the Rest of the US
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is member of Skull & Bones
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Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.
