Funny story: Bush-Cheney Caught with their Mideast Domino Theory Down around their Ankles!

Bush-Cheney Caught with their Mideast Domino Theory Down around their Ankles!

Israeli sources announced this week that Bush-Cheney revealed to them that a pre-Christmas attack on Iran was in the worst President ever's letter to Santa. Unable to manage wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, some think Bush would like to go out with...

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Funny story: George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.

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Funny story: North Korea tests second nucular bomb - Iran invaded!

North Korea tests second nucular bomb - Iran invaded!

Tehran - National Geological Societies in Russia, South Korea and Japan reported an underground nuclear detonation occurred in North Korea at 19.35hrs local time. This is the second blast in 12 days. The second detonation was twice as powe...

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Funny story: White House "Silly" Says Snow

White House "Silly" Says Snow

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have repeatedly said that "all options are on the table" in dealing with Iran. Recently, White House spokesman Tony Snow said that talk of invading Iran is "silly.&quo...

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Funny story: Vatican Report: The Inquisition wasn't that bad...George W. Bush Agrees

Vatican Report: The Inquisition wasn't that bad...George W. Bush Agrees

Vatican Officials have released a report saying that although the Inquisition burned people at the stake, stretched them to death on the rack, maimed and abused tens of thousands and possibly millions just because they weren't Roman Catholic, it real...

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Funny story: To Promote Abstinence, Bush Begins 'Just say NO to vagina' Campaign

To Promote Abstinence, Bush Begins 'Just say NO to vagina' Campaign

President Bush and his wife Laura announced today that the federal government will attempt to promote their Abstinence Only program and discourage teenage boys from having sex with a new $1.2 Billion 'Just say NO to vagina' advertising campai...

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Funny story: Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

The Seventh Circle of Hell Action News Reports- Rumors have begun to circulate that Death will reverse his tradition of supporting Democratic candidates and will in fact be endorsing Rudy Giuliani in his bid for the White House. Deat...

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Funny story: Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem

Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem

RIYADH (AFP)-International tensions continue to grow over the disastrous goodwill tour of Laura Bush, the wife of United States President George W, Bush, after the American First Lady secretly converted to Islam in Jerusalem and later entered a harem...

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Funny story: GOP Leadership Now Supports Impeachment of Bush

GOP Leadership Now Supports Impeachment of Bush

The lobbyists representing the vested interests controlling the GOP's representatives in Congress...still reeling from their dramatic losses of both houses of congress...are starting to agree that George Bush, himself, and his fanatical support f...

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Funny story: Bush: "This cucumber is great!"

Bush: "This cucumber is great!"

President George W. Bush, in order to garner more publicity, ate some local food from Iowa-an ear of corn on his campaign. As he described it, it was "the best cucumber I have ever eaten."...

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Funny story: George Bush Has Two "Interns"

George Bush Has Two "Interns"

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - George Bush, not to be outdone by that "wimpy Democart," Bill Clinton, proved he was the better man by going out with TWO interns.

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Funny story: Worldwide Media Establish Thank You, George Features

Worldwide Media Establish Thank You, George Features

As a kind of assbackwards tribute to the worst world leader in history, scores of media outlets around the world have featured ironic token of gratitude pieces dedicated to the everflowing disastrous results of the Bush Presidency. Night after...

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Funny story: Imus Returns to Radio/MS-NBC to Slur Koreans

Imus Returns to Radio/MS-NBC to Slur Koreans

In the wake of the horrific Virginia Tech murders, America has called on fallen icon Don Imus, asking that he return to his microphone to give them that which they so desperately need and which only he can adequately provide: hateful, racial slurs ai...

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Funny story: President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart

President Bush Asks Army Mud Wrestler to Return Purple Heart

WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush has asked Private Deanna Allen, the winsome Camp Bucca flasher, to return the purple heart she has been wearing on the army's mud wrestling circuit in Iraq. Allen, who wrestles in the D-cup class, wears the medal...

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Funny story: President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...

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Funny story: Bush Allies in Congress Block Bill That Would Require Intelligence Disclosures

Bush Allies in Congress Block Bill That Would Require Intelligence Disclosures

The New York High Times - Bush Allies gathered yesterday to block a bill that would have required the White House to disclose the locations of secret prisons run by the Central Intelligence Agency and to reveal the amount spent annually by American i...

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Funny story: Finalized Guidelines For Upcoming Tax Rebates Revealed

Finalized Guidelines For Upcoming Tax Rebates Revealed

The Bush Administration has reached an agreement with the Senate and the House of Representatives on the proposed "stimulate the ecomony" tax rebates. The rebates, to be issued in May by the IRS, are designed to keep the United States from...

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Funny story: President Bush: I'm Voting For Barack Obama

President Bush: I'm Voting For Barack Obama

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a move that has sent shock reverberations throughout the McCain-Palin campaign, President George W. Bush has stated that he will be voting for Senator Barack Obama. The president told CNN's Wolf Blitzer that there are several...

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Funny story: George Bush Signs Record Deal With Def Jam

George Bush Signs Record Deal With Def Jam

The News of the World - New York, April 20 - After many heated negotiations, George W. Bush has signed a five year contract with Def Jam Records.

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Funny story: White House meeting between Bush and Obama goes better than expected, but not at first

White House meeting between Bush and Obama goes better than expected, but not at first

Washington, D.C. - Picking up where he left off last week, an embolden Barney (the Bushs' black Scottish terrier having freshly bitten a TV reporter) decided to test the new president-elect on his own. This time, however, Barney bit off more than he...

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