Funny story: Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem

Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem

RIYADH (AFP)-International tensions continue to grow over the disastrous goodwill tour of Laura Bush, the wife of United States President George W, Bush, after the American First Lady secretly converted to Islam in Jerusalem and later entered a harem...

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Funny story: George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.

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Funny story: Voters Agree with Bush... No Constitution

Voters Agree with Bush... No Constitution

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - Voters seem to be siding with Bush as Cal-el slides down the polls in the presidential vote on U4prez.com. Once ranked at 7 in the Independent category, he is now rated at 6.8461. This is clearly an...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Relaxes Anti-Abortion Stance.

George W. Bush Relaxes Anti-Abortion Stance.

In a surprise move Bush today unveiled a pro-abortion policy paper, which if he is re-elected, could become law.

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger is member of Skull & Bones

Arnold Schwarzenegger is member of Skull & Bones

Arnold Schwarzenegger was apparently present at the last meeting at Bohemian Grove the traditional meeting place of members of Skull & Bones the secret organisation that every recent President of the USA has been a member of. When George W Bus...

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Funny story: George Bush arrested after having sex with a pig

George Bush arrested after having sex with a pig

George Bush, the president of the USA, has been arrested after being caught in bed having sex with a pig. His wife Laura was in the bathroom at the time.

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Funny story: Bush: The Real Life Sauron?

Bush: The Real Life Sauron?

Washington D.C. - After the mass pressure of the public, the government had finally released the photograph in question about our current president, George W. Bush. When the picture was enlarged, it showed the ring of power on his left ring finger.

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Funny story: Saddam Hussein is Dead! - a story that just won't happen.

Saddam Hussein is Dead! - a story that just won't happen.

Former Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussein was put to death by hanging early this morning. No sooner did the noose snap his neck than the Iraqi people celebrated by dancing in the street singing "Ding Dong the King is Dead" and praised George W...

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Funny story: The President and the Prostitute- The George W Bush and Jeff Gannon Story: Part III

The President and the Prostitute- The George W Bush and Jeff Gannon Story: Part III

In the latest (and hopefully final) twist in the Jeff Gannon/ James Guckert story, or ‘The Gift That Keeps on Giving' as most satirical websites prefer to think of it, Mr. Guckert is reportedly considering legal action against the Liberal web blogger...

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Funny story: George W. Bush is Human Clone

George W. Bush is Human Clone

A team of geneticists from Princeton University yesterday claimed to have proved "beyond reasonable doubt" that President George W Bush is in fact the world's first cloned human being. The team spent six months laboriously cross-checkin...

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Funny story: Bush - My Legacy to the World

Bush - My Legacy to the World

My fellow Americans, As I approach the end of my presidency I want to sum up my achievements and outline my legacy that will allow everyone's favourite black Irishman Barack to continue my good work next year. In 2009, I will be teeing it up at Augusta, assuming those pesky Ruskies have left, and I don't want to be worrying unnecessarily. The first element of my legacy is that I have shown...

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Funny story: Gay Prostitute Sticks it to George W. Bush

Gay Prostitute Sticks it to George W. Bush

The flap over the White House allowing James Guckert, the Gay Escort and Conservative Christian White House reporter formerly known as Jeff Gannon, into it's daily press briefings continues. It will be remembered that reporter really wishes that he...

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Funny story: Congress changes spelling of "nucleus" to "nuculus"

Congress changes spelling of "nucleus" to "nuculus"

WASHINGTON (API) - In order to eliminate a specific criticism of President George W. Bush, who pronounces "nuclear" as "noo-kyu-lar", the GOP leadership in Congress has passed a resolution changing the spelling of a subatomic part...

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Funny story: Mayor of London admits to mistake in London 2012 Olympics Closing Ceremony

Mayor of London admits to mistake in London 2012 Olympics Closing Ceremony

Floppy haired part-time 'Night-Mayor of London' Morris Johnson today admitted to close friends to a string of errors in the London 2012 Closing Ceremony. The cloth-eared Mayor, who has continually embarrassed the Capital since wrangling the job f...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Declares George Bush Winner of Florida Democratic Primary

Supreme Court Declares George Bush Winner of Florida Democratic Primary

In 2000, it took a decision of the Supreme Court to declare George W. Bush the winner over Al Gore in Florida, and recipient of the state's electoral votes. In anticipation of a close primary race this year (2008), involving ballot stuffing, vot...

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Funny story: US Mars mission cancelled, "confusion" blamed

US Mars mission cancelled, "confusion" blamed

America's problematic "Man on Mars" project was finally cancelled yesterday, just over a year after President George W. Bush had announced it to a stunned space community.

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Funny story: Moore's persuasive 'Sicko'

Moore's persuasive 'Sicko'

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Michael Moore's film "Sicko" was reviewed today after its Hollywood Premier. The story, while based on 100% real and true events, is rated PG-13 because no child should have to see the horrors of the...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Signs Bill that Cecedes Texas from the Rest of the US

George W. Bush Signs Bill that Cecedes Texas from the Rest of the US

Austin, TX- It's official: George W. Bush has pulled another fast one, this time on the people of Texas. With only a few days left in second term as Commander in Chief, President Bush wanted to be aboslutely certain that his administration will go...

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Funny story: Vermont to Arrest George Bush and Dick Cheney

Vermont to Arrest George Bush and Dick Cheney

Brattleboro, Vermont, is set to vote in deciding whether or not to indict and issue arrest warrants for George Bush and Dick Cheney. Their crimes: Perjury, war crimes, espionage for spying on U.S. citizens and obstruction of justice for the firing of...

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Funny story: Bush Family Advertising Deal With Anheuser-Busch

Bush Family Advertising Deal With Anheuser-Busch

Anheuser-Busch announced today that it has signed a landmark advertising deal with the Bush family, including former President George H. W. Bush (George Bush Senior), current President George W. Bush, and others. Terms of the deal were not disclosed,...

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