Meghan Markle Has Just Been Named to the Black Lives Matter Board of Directors
CHICAGO – (Fake news story) Meghan Markle has just announced that her favorite organization, Black Lives Matter, has just named her to be on the Board of Directors. Markle stated that the job only pays $175 a week, but there are some very nice fri…
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GOP'ers 4 Biden Is Made Up of Former President Bush Staff Members
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The latest anti-Trump group to spring up is perhaps one that Trump hates more than any of the others. Individuals who served in President George W. Bush’s White House, have formed a group of hundreds, and they are as anti-Trump…
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Trump Retweets Racist Image Of Mitt Romney As A Mexican
Another day, another racist Tweet from Donald Trump. Sparking a furor and stealing the spotlight from Hillary Clinton's email problems, Donald Trump has retweeted what some are saying is a racist depiction of Mitt Romney as a Mexican. Trump apo...
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Romney: "Turn on the green light, the man wants a green suit!"
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a leaked internal memo from Mitt Romney to his campaign staff instructs them to…"Turn on the green light, the man wants a green suit!" The saying is evidently an old saying from the men's clothi...
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Mitt Romney Favored to Win Boston Marathon
The $75 million Mitt Romney has spent on his presidential campaign appears to have more than paid off; polls now show that Romney is favored to win not only the Republican presidential nomination, but also the Boston Marathon. "I didn't even reali...
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Mitt Romney's Travel Menu Confirms a Bland Candidate
Accidentally falling into the hands of reporters yesterday, Mitt Romney's campaign bus travel menu may indicate more about the candidate than he would prefer. Like other candidates on the campaign trail, Romney travels with his own cooking staff a...
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Gingrich Not as Rich as Romney
Congressman Paul Ryan Shirtless
Rick Perry Reveals That He Has Documented Proof That Mitt Romney Wears A Toupee
Romney Holiday Card Gets Bin-Laden & Hefner Endorsement
Mitt Romney is a Celtic
Nadya Suleman AKA OctoMom Has Never Heard of Mitt Romney
Romney 2016 plan surfaces
US Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney Outsources Debate
Romney says Big Bird "tastes like chicken"
Romney employs Anti-Fall measures
Wisconsin Style Cheese Fart Operation Not Covered By Obamacare
Romney To Challenge Trump in Presidential Primary
A Nation Weeps As Hannity Threatens To Quit Fox News
Fox News' very own conservative spewer of spin, Sean Hannity, has sensationally threatened to abandon the much loved "news" channel if Mitt Romney loses the presidential election. On his daily Romney campaign show, a seething Hannity told his wors...
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Newt Gingrich Requests Saint Anselm Debate Be Done In Nude To Offset Romney's Mormon Lucky Underwear
Manchester, New Hampshire - Newt Gingrich, shaken by his fourth place finish in the Iowa Caucus, requested that all of the candidates appearing Saturday night at Saint Anselms appear sans clothing so that Mitt Romney would not gain an unfair advantag...
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100,000 Dead And Where Is Trump?
100,000 dead from the coronavirus, and where is Donald Trump? Silent. The virus was supposed to go away by the end of March, described with a hand wave. It didn’t happen. So, where is Trump? Trump is busy slandering a critic and accusing him of m...
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The Devil Flames the Obama/Romney Race
Washington, DC -- In an historic first, the Devil has declined to throw his support behind either candidate for US President, declaring that both contenders "are hell-bent on creating chaos without any help from me." "That makes it impossible to c...
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Woman humiliated for wearing partisan t-shirt
A volunteer worker at a Romney campaign office on Ohio claims she was abused and humiliated by a GOP official for wearing a Sesame St t-shirt. Miranda Summers, 24, said "I really believe in what Mitt has to say on the economy and jobs, but I also...
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California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers
SACRAMENTO, California – The iNews Agency is reporting that California state lawmakers have voted to ban any and all Donald Trump presidential bumper stickers within the state. The motion passed by a vote of 99-1. The only senator who voted again...
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Mitt Romney Vows That Tax Cuts Will Start With Millionaires
LANCASTER, Ohio - Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Lancaster, Ohio, the town that was named after Lancaster, Laos. He told a crowd of semi-enthusiastic independents that if he is elected president he will keep...
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Mitt Romney to Simulate Homelessness for Two Hours!
Mitt Romney,on the heels of three shocking losses to Rick Santorum in Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri (pronounced misery), has sworn to become more in touch with "the little people". "I know that it is difficult for all people to identify with m...
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Obama and Romney Finally Agree: The President Won't Use a Teleprompter and Romney Won't Flip-Flop
DENVER - The first Presidential Debate between President Obama and non-president Mitt Romney will be held in The Mile High City. The debate will be moderated by Jim Lehrer, a man who should have changed his last name a long, long time ago. Lehr...
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Donald Trump Announces Mitt Romney Appointment
Much to the relief of Trump's campaign manager, (the Charo lookalike without the Cuchi-Cuchi) Mitt Romney failed to receive the cabinet appointment of Secretary of State, but instead was offered the job as White House pool boy. While some specula...
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Paul Ryan Says He Will Run For President In 2016
KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Paul Ryan took a trip up to South Dakota to visit Mount Rushmore and to get a little rest and relaxation from the grueling presidential race he has just lost. Ryan told GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle that he had no ide...
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Trump Unveils Foreign Policy Position: Bomb Mexico And Take Their Oil
After enduring criticism for a lack of depth in foreign policy knowledge, Donald Trump has released a plan to bomb Mexico and seize their oil production facilities. Trump spoke tuesday with CNN's Anderson Cooper about the details. "I'm going t...
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Romney 'not concerned about the very poor,' admits being downright bored of them
TAMPA, Fl. - Despite an impressive 14-point victory in Florida, GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney felt he couldn't vacate the state without sticking it to those Floridians--and Americans--who were least like the candidate: the very poor. In a...
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Ron Paul Furious At Only Being Allowed 89 Seconds To Speak At The Spartanburg, South Carolina GOP Debate
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Entire US declared No Fly Zone as Romney plane leaves Israel!
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Howard Stern Criticizes Jay Leno
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Romney to marry Lesbian Heiress
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Romney Apologizes To America's 47 Percent
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Romney throws Big Bird under the bus!
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Obama Drones On in Pakistan
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Paul Ryan Talks About Martha Raddatz and The V.P. Debate
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Zombies for Romney claims Florida group
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Charles Manson Explains Why He'd Vote For Romney (If He Could Vote)
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Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time
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Ron Paul Accuses Gingrich Of Squeezing Off A Battery Of Popcorn Farts During Debate
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Ron Paul To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
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Clint Eastwood's GOP Convention Speech Helped President Obama
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Obama Beer Pong Interview
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Romney to complete Gulf War trilogy
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Presidential Debate Part Three - Romney The Musical
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Comstockery: Yesterday and Today
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Romney says Obama used Wiccans to cause Hurricane Sandy!
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