Obama finally plays Mormon card
WASHINGTON, D.C.--In an unprecedented move, President Obama suspended his campaign today to address the nation from the White House, where he forcefully and unequivocally stated that Mitt Romney's Mormon faith should prohibit him from ever serving as...
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President Obama Plans To Legalize Marijuana Two Days Before The November Presidential Election
SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama visited The Golden Gate City of San Francisco where he spoke to a boisterous crowd at The Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. The president told the crowd of 13,739, that he wants them to know that the future lies with today's...
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Paul Ryan Says He Will Run For President In 2016
KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Paul Ryan took a trip up to South Dakota to visit Mount Rushmore and to get a little rest and relaxation from the grueling presidential race he has just lost. Ryan told GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle that he had no ide...
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The Highlights and Lowlights of The GOP Las Vegas Debate Featuring Ron "The Old Geezer" Paul
LAS VEGAS - The latest GOP presidential candidate debate looked more like a WWF wrestling cage match without the cage than a civilized political debate. Mitt Romney did not like Rick Perry revealing that he (Old Mittens) had hired 17 illegal alien...
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The Amazing Reason Why New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Endorsed Mitt Romney
OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Mitt Romney's The Mormon Master Bus Tour pulled into Oshkosh, Wisconsin, the town famous for having been the place where the first grilled cheese sandwich was grilled. "Old Mittens" spoke at an empty lot located next to a Pomp...
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Mitt Romney Gets Outsmarted By A Blue-Haired 98-Year-Old Woman In A Walker
MILWAUKEE - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney was in Milwaukee speaking at a meeting of The Hops and Malt Adders at the Old Milwaukee Brewery. Romney told the crowd that when he is elected president he will see to it that more beer breweri...
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Obama Dumps Biden; Names Apple's Siri As His Running Mate
Republicans Battle Over How Far To Turn Back The Clock
Glenn "Crybaby" Beck States That He Will Cry A Lot of Tears If Mitt Romney Is The GOP Presidential Candidate
Romney rejects what he said whatever it was
Obama Wins Election, Hannity Declares Romney Victorious
Airbags Adding Safety to New Nuke Plants
The '70s psychedelic rock group, Pink Floyd, endorses Mitt Romney for President 2008; 'Seamus' the family flying dog the cause?
Elderly Girl's Patriotic Seduction Rescues the Republic from Romney
Former President Clinton Gives DNC Nomination Speech
Romney: I'm No Obama, Shows Pictures!
Trump Retweets Racist Image Of Mitt Romney As A Mexican
Political Facebook - Mitt Romney and Ron Paul
100,000 Dead And Where Is Trump?
100,000 dead from the coronavirus, and where is Donald Trump? Silent. The virus was supposed to go away by the end of March, described with a hand wave. It didn’t happen. So, where is Trump? Trump is busy slandering a critic and accusing him of m...
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Ron Paul Furious At Only Being Allowed 89 Seconds To Speak At The Spartanburg, South Carolina GOP Debate
CARIBOU, Maine - Congressman Ron Paul of Texas, brought his campaign bus tour to Caribou, Maine, the town famous for being the place where the cell phone term 'sexting' was first used. Paul, 76, spoke to a crowd of 17 people who had gathered in th...
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The Reasons Mitt Romney Is Taking A Trip To Mexico
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Mitt Romney has stated that two of his top GOP campaign strategists have made a very good suggestion. Clayvert Vixenvox, 37, and Kipton Silvermintz, 68, have advised him to take a trip down south to sunny old Mexico, or as Ru...
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Mitt Romney's Travel Menu Confirms a Bland Candidate
Accidentally falling into the hands of reporters yesterday, Mitt Romney's campaign bus travel menu may indicate more about the candidate than he would prefer. Like other candidates on the campaign trail, Romney travels with his own cooking staff a...
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Pope Orders 'Missal Launch' on Salt Lake City, Igniting a Holy War
The Vatican - The introduction of a new Missal, the prayer book that serves as the script for the Catholic Mass, has resulted in a Holy War between two of the world's religions. Upon publication of the new spiritual guide last weekend, Pope Bened...
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Mitt Romney's Presidential Camaign Song, Composed Before He Entered Race
Salt Lake City, Utah. As announced in The Spoof yesterday, Mitt Romney will challenge Donald Trump in the Republican primaries. His campaign song had been written even before he announced his candidacy. In a scathing Washington Post op-ed attack o...
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Trump Declines GOP Nomination, Cites Reality TV Hoax
Washington, DC: In a stunning turn of events, Donald Trump, the presumed presidential nominee for the Republican Party, declined the nomination altogether, and announced that his entire race to the White House was for a reality TV project. The prem...
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Paris Hilton says "Gay men are disgusting." Fox News takes notice.
NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Paris Hilton, the woman decried from every conservative, evangelical pulpit in the US, is now those very same Christian's newly minted, heterosexual pin up girl. Not only that, but some Republicans, speaking on Fox News, bega...
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Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates
Political candidates for the office of The President of The United States from both parties issued their predictions on which teams would go to the Super Bowl today. While some admitted to not being the greatest of sports fans, all were eager to sup...
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Romney: "Turn on the green light, the man wants a green suit!"
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a leaked internal memo from Mitt Romney to his campaign staff instructs them to…"Turn on the green light, the man wants a green suit!" The saying is evidently an old saying from the men's clothi...
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Religious Republicans Chide Romney for Bringing Conscience into Politics
"Doesn't he know we have separation of church and state in this country?" was the reaction of many religious Republicans, outraged by Republican Senator Mitt Romney's jarring act of voting with his conscience to convict United States President Donald...
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California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers
SACRAMENTO, California – The iNews Agency is reporting that California state lawmakers have voted to ban any and all Donald Trump presidential bumper stickers within the state. The motion passed by a vote of 99-1. The only senator who voted again...
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Fox News Reports Muppet Related Crime at All Time High, Romney Vows War on Vowels
It's the opinion of many reputable contributors at Fox News that Muppet related crime is spilling over unto our our streets and something must be done to curb this disturbing trend. Gov. Romney is meeting this challenge contrary to the wishes of man...
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Sarah Palin Says That In Order To Jump Start Her Presidential Campaign She Will Appear In A Nude Layout In PlayMister Magazine
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Romney Looks to End Campaign with Hilarious Gaff
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Romney To Buy Wife Ann a Clothes Washer for Mother's Day
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Mitt Romney Says If He's Elected President He Will Invade North Korea
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Obama Uses Sports Metaphor and Fouls Out at Half Time
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"Everything Is A Liberal Conspiracy" Claims Sean Hannity
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Comstockery: Yesterday and Today
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Paul Ryan Does Full Spread Centerfold Photo Shoot for Playchick Magazine
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Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.
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Mitt Romney’s house TPd in retribution for impeachment vote
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While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates
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'Christmas with the Candidates' to Replace the Trump Debate
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Gingrich Not as Rich as Romney
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Gingrich, Santorum, Paul - You're Fired - I'm going for MITM, declares Donald Trump
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Romney confounds the pundits, picks himself as VP candidate
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Mitt Romney's face miraculously appears on urinal mint at WV convent!
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Mitt Romney's Uncle Has Said He Is Not Voting For Him
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Ryan sets up more hit and run photo ops
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'He Who Shall Not Be Named' Causes Turbulence At Romney Headquarters
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Meat Loaf Endorses Romney - T-Bone Endorses Obama
