Funny story - Obama finally plays Mormon card

Obama finally plays Mormon card

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In an unprecedented move, President Obama suspended his campaign today to address the nation from the White House, where he forcefully and unequivocally stated that Mitt Romney's Mormon faith should prohibit him from ever serving as...

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Funny story - President Obama Plans To Legalize Marijuana Two Days Before The November Presidential Election

President Obama Plans To Legalize Marijuana Two Days Before The November Presidential Election

SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama visited The Golden Gate City of San Francisco where he spoke to a boisterous crowd at The Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. The president told the crowd of 13,739, that he wants them to know that the future lies with today's...

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Funny story - Paul Ryan Says He Will Run For President In 2016

Paul Ryan Says He Will Run For President In 2016

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Paul Ryan took a trip up to South Dakota to visit Mount Rushmore and to get a little rest and relaxation from the grueling presidential race he has just lost. Ryan told GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle that he had no ide...

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Funny story - The Highlights and Lowlights of The GOP Las Vegas Debate Featuring Ron "The Old Geezer" Paul

The Highlights and Lowlights of The GOP Las Vegas Debate Featuring Ron "The Old Geezer" Paul

LAS VEGAS - The latest GOP presidential candidate debate looked more like a WWF wrestling cage match without the cage than a civilized political debate. Mitt Romney did not like Rick Perry revealing that he (Old Mittens) had hired 17 illegal alien...

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Funny story - The Amazing Reason Why New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Endorsed Mitt Romney

The Amazing Reason Why New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Endorsed Mitt Romney

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Mitt Romney's The Mormon Master Bus Tour pulled into Oshkosh, Wisconsin, the town famous for having been the place where the first grilled cheese sandwich was grilled. "Old Mittens" spoke at an empty lot located next to a Pomp...

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Funny story - Mitt Romney Gets Outsmarted By A Blue-Haired 98-Year-Old Woman In A Walker

Mitt Romney Gets Outsmarted By A Blue-Haired 98-Year-Old Woman In A Walker

MILWAUKEE - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney was in Milwaukee speaking at a meeting of The Hops and Malt Adders at the Old Milwaukee Brewery. Romney told the crowd that when he is elected president he will see to it that more beer breweri...

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Funny story - 100,000 Dead And Where Is Trump?

100,000 Dead And Where Is Trump?

100,000 dead from the coronavirus, and where is Donald Trump? Silent. The virus was supposed to go away by the end of March, described with a hand wave. It didn’t happen. So, where is Trump? Trump is busy slandering a critic and accusing him of m...

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Funny story - Ron Paul Furious At Only Being Allowed 89 Seconds To Speak At The Spartanburg, South Carolina GOP Debate

Ron Paul Furious At Only Being Allowed 89 Seconds To Speak At The Spartanburg, South Carolina GOP Debate

CARIBOU, Maine - Congressman Ron Paul of Texas, brought his campaign bus tour to Caribou, Maine, the town famous for being the place where the cell phone term 'sexting' was first used. Paul, 76, spoke to a crowd of 17 people who had gathered in th...

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Funny story - The Reasons Mitt Romney Is Taking A Trip To Mexico

The Reasons Mitt Romney Is Taking A Trip To Mexico

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Mitt Romney has stated that two of his top GOP campaign strategists have made a very good suggestion. Clayvert Vixenvox, 37, and Kipton Silvermintz, 68, have advised him to take a trip down south to sunny old Mexico, or as Ru...

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Funny story - Mitt Romney's Travel Menu Confirms a Bland Candidate

Mitt Romney's Travel Menu Confirms a Bland Candidate

Accidentally falling into the hands of reporters yesterday, Mitt Romney's campaign bus travel menu may indicate more about the candidate than he would prefer. Like other candidates on the campaign trail, Romney travels with his own cooking staff a...

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Funny story - Pope Orders 'Missal Launch' on Salt Lake City, Igniting a Holy War

Pope Orders 'Missal Launch' on Salt Lake City, Igniting a Holy War

The Vatican - The introduction of a new Missal, the prayer book that serves as the script for the Catholic Mass, has resulted in a Holy War between two of the world's religions. Upon publication of the new spiritual guide last weekend, Pope Bened...

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Funny story - Mitt Romney's Presidential Camaign Song, Composed Before He Entered Race

Mitt Romney's Presidential Camaign Song, Composed Before He Entered Race

Salt Lake City, Utah. As announced in The Spoof yesterday, Mitt Romney will challenge Donald Trump in the Republican primaries. His campaign song had been written even before he announced his candidacy. In a scathing Washington Post op-ed attack o...

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Funny story - Trump Declines GOP Nomination, Cites Reality TV Hoax

Trump Declines GOP Nomination, Cites Reality TV Hoax

Washington, DC: In a stunning turn of events, Donald Trump, the presumed presidential nominee for the Republican Party, declined the nomination altogether, and announced that his entire race to the White House was for a reality TV project. The prem...

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Funny story - Paris Hilton says "Gay men are disgusting." Fox News takes notice.

Paris Hilton says "Gay men are disgusting." Fox News takes notice.

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Paris Hilton, the woman decried from every conservative, evangelical pulpit in the US, is now those very same Christian's newly minted, heterosexual pin up girl. Not only that, but some Republicans, speaking on Fox News, bega...

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Funny story - Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Political candidates for the office of The President of The United States from both parties issued their predictions on which teams would go to the Super Bowl today. While some admitted to not being the greatest of sports fans, all were eager to sup...

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Funny story - Romney: "Turn on the green light, the man wants a green suit!"

Romney: "Turn on the green light, the man wants a green suit!"

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a leaked internal memo from Mitt Romney to his campaign staff instructs them to…"Turn on the green light, the man wants a green suit!" The saying is evidently an old saying from the men's clothi...

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Funny story - Religious Republicans Chide Romney for Bringing Conscience into Politics

Religious Republicans Chide Romney for Bringing Conscience into Politics

"Doesn't he know we have separation of church and state in this country?" was the reaction of many religious Republicans, outraged by Republican Senator Mitt Romney's jarring act of voting with his conscience to convict United States President Donald...

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Funny story - California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers

California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers

SACRAMENTO, California – The iNews Agency is reporting that California state lawmakers have voted to ban any and all Donald Trump presidential bumper stickers within the state. The motion passed by a vote of 99-1. The only senator who voted again...

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Funny story - Fox News Reports Muppet Related Crime at All Time High, Romney Vows War on Vowels

Fox News Reports Muppet Related Crime at All Time High, Romney Vows War on Vowels

It's the opinion of many reputable contributors at Fox News that Muppet related crime is spilling over unto our our streets and something must be done to curb this disturbing trend. Gov. Romney is meeting this challenge contrary to the wishes of man...

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Funny story - For Romney, Third Time's the Charm

For Romney, Third Time's the Charm

WASHINGTON - It has surfaced that Mitt Romney has desire to run again for his third presidential bid. Although he has yet to officially throw his hat into the 2016 mix, sources close to him say that he is excited and has a good feeling about th...

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