Funny story - Meghan Markle Has Just Been Named to the Black Lives Matter Board of Directors

Meghan Markle Has Just Been Named to the Black Lives Matter Board of Directors

CHICAGO – (Fake news story) Meghan Markle has just announced that her favorite organization, Black Lives Matter, has just named her to be on the Board of Directors. Markle stated that the job only pays $175 a week, but there are some very nice fri…

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Funny story - GOP'ers 4 Biden Is Made Up of Former President Bush Staff Members

GOP'ers 4 Biden Is Made Up of Former President Bush Staff Members

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The latest anti-Trump group to spring up is perhaps one that Trump hates more than any of the others. Individuals who served in President George W. Bush’s White House, have formed a group of hundreds, and they are as anti-Trump…

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Funny story - Trump Retweets Racist Image Of Mitt Romney As A Mexican

Trump Retweets Racist Image Of Mitt Romney As A Mexican

Another day, another racist Tweet from Donald Trump. Sparking a furor and stealing the spotlight from Hillary Clinton's email problems, Donald Trump has retweeted what some are saying is a racist depiction of Mitt Romney as a Mexican. Trump apo...

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Funny story - Romney: "Turn on the green light, the man wants a green suit!"

Romney: "Turn on the green light, the man wants a green suit!"

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a leaked internal memo from Mitt Romney to his campaign staff instructs them to…"Turn on the green light, the man wants a green suit!" The saying is evidently an old saying from the men's clothi...

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Funny story - Mitt Romney Favored to Win Boston Marathon

Mitt Romney Favored to Win Boston Marathon

The $75 million Mitt Romney has spent on his presidential campaign appears to have more than paid off; polls now show that Romney is favored to win not only the Republican presidential nomination, but also the Boston Marathon. "I didn't even reali...

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Funny story - Mitt Romney's Travel Menu Confirms a Bland Candidate

Mitt Romney's Travel Menu Confirms a Bland Candidate

Accidentally falling into the hands of reporters yesterday, Mitt Romney's campaign bus travel menu may indicate more about the candidate than he would prefer. Like other candidates on the campaign trail, Romney travels with his own cooking staff a...

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Funny story - A Nation Weeps As Hannity Threatens To Quit Fox News

A Nation Weeps As Hannity Threatens To Quit Fox News

Fox News' very own conservative spewer of spin, Sean Hannity, has sensationally threatened to abandon the much loved "news" channel if Mitt Romney loses the presidential election. On his daily Romney campaign show, a seething Hannity told his wors...

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Funny story - Newt Gingrich Requests Saint Anselm Debate Be Done In Nude To Offset Romney's Mormon Lucky Underwear

Newt Gingrich Requests Saint Anselm Debate Be Done In Nude To Offset Romney's Mormon Lucky Underwear

Manchester, New Hampshire - Newt Gingrich, shaken by his fourth place finish in the Iowa Caucus, requested that all of the candidates appearing Saturday night at Saint Anselms appear sans clothing so that Mitt Romney would not gain an unfair advantag...

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Funny story - 100,000 Dead And Where Is Trump?

100,000 Dead And Where Is Trump?

100,000 dead from the coronavirus, and where is Donald Trump? Silent. The virus was supposed to go away by the end of March, described with a hand wave. It didn’t happen. So, where is Trump? Trump is busy slandering a critic and accusing him of m...

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Funny story - The Devil Flames the Obama/Romney Race

The Devil Flames the Obama/Romney Race

Washington, DC -- In an historic first, the Devil has declined to throw his support behind either candidate for US President, declaring that both contenders "are hell-bent on creating chaos without any help from me." "That makes it impossible to c...

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Funny story - Woman humiliated for wearing partisan t-shirt

Woman humiliated for wearing partisan t-shirt

A volunteer worker at a Romney campaign office on Ohio claims she was abused and humiliated by a GOP official for wearing a Sesame St t-shirt. Miranda Summers, 24, said "I really believe in what Mitt has to say on the economy and jobs, but I also...

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Funny story - California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers

California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers

SACRAMENTO, California – The iNews Agency is reporting that California state lawmakers have voted to ban any and all Donald Trump presidential bumper stickers within the state. The motion passed by a vote of 99-1. The only senator who voted again...

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Funny story - Mitt Romney Vows That Tax Cuts Will Start With Millionaires

Mitt Romney Vows That Tax Cuts Will Start With Millionaires

LANCASTER, Ohio - Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Lancaster, Ohio, the town that was named after Lancaster, Laos. He told a crowd of semi-enthusiastic independents that if he is elected president he will keep...

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Funny story - Mitt Romney to Simulate Homelessness for Two Hours!

Mitt Romney to Simulate Homelessness for Two Hours!

Mitt Romney,on the heels of three shocking losses to Rick Santorum in Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri (pronounced misery), has sworn to become more in touch with "the little people". "I know that it is difficult for all people to identify with m...

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Funny story - Obama and Romney Finally Agree: The President Won't Use a Teleprompter and Romney Won't Flip-Flop

Obama and Romney Finally Agree: The President Won't Use a Teleprompter and Romney Won't Flip-Flop

DENVER - The first Presidential Debate between President Obama and non-president Mitt Romney will be held in The Mile High City. The debate will be moderated by Jim Lehrer, a man who should have changed his last name a long, long time ago. Lehr...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Announces Mitt Romney Appointment

Donald Trump Announces Mitt Romney Appointment

Much to the relief of Trump's campaign manager, (the Charo lookalike without the Cuchi-Cuchi) Mitt Romney failed to receive the cabinet appointment of Secretary of State, but instead was offered the job as White House pool boy. While some specula...

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Funny story - 'Evil' Bert goes after Romney

'Evil' Bert goes after Romney

Bert from Sesame Street has gone to ground after vowing to kill Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney. Bert was watching the first presidential debate on The Count's TV with several other residents of the street but flew into a rage when Romn...

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Funny story - Paul Ryan Says He Will Run For President In 2016

Paul Ryan Says He Will Run For President In 2016

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Paul Ryan took a trip up to South Dakota to visit Mount Rushmore and to get a little rest and relaxation from the grueling presidential race he has just lost. Ryan told GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle that he had no ide...

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Funny story - Trump Unveils Foreign Policy Position: Bomb Mexico And Take Their Oil

Trump Unveils Foreign Policy Position: Bomb Mexico And Take Their Oil

After enduring criticism for a lack of depth in foreign policy knowledge, Donald Trump has released a plan to bomb Mexico and seize their oil production facilities. Trump spoke tuesday with CNN's Anderson Cooper about the details. "I'm going t...

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Funny story - Romney 'not concerned about the very poor,' admits being downright bored of them

Romney 'not concerned about the very poor,' admits being downright bored of them

TAMPA, Fl. - Despite an impressive 14-point victory in Florida, GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney felt he couldn't vacate the state without sticking it to those Floridians--and Americans--who were least like the candidate: the very poor. In a...

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