Lost Parakeet Tweets His Home Address, Starts Trend
No, NOT on Twitter. In person! Here's the scoop. A lost pet parakeet in Japan was recently brought home when he was able to "tell" (well actually tweet) police where he lived. A happy ending! But it turns out that was just the beginning. A Spoof reporter who has recently interviewed (in bird talk, of course!) a group of birds has discovered that the lost parakeet's act has inspired a num...
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Donald Trump Wants To See Condoleezza Rice's Birth Certificate
NEW YORK CITY - In the interest of fair play, billionaire talking head, Donald Trump says that if Mitt Romney picks Condoleezza Rice to be his vice-presidential running mate that he will insist on viewing her birth certificate. Political Salad Bar...
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It's Official: Romney a Robot
Sources within Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's campaign today acknowledged what most Americans have long believed: Romney is a robot. When asked to comment on the report at a Tallahassee, Florida, Jiffy Lube where his car was inex...
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Aishwarya Rai To Host A Fundraiser For President Obama
MUMBAI, India - The woman who was voted Miss World in 1994, and is still considered by many to be one of the most beautiful women on Earth has stated that she wholeheartedly supports President Obama. Miss Rai spoke with India's Taj Mahal News Agen...
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Rudy Giuliani Says Ex-President Trump Owes Him $9 Million In Unpaid Lawyer’s Fees
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many experts in the know, including 83 members of the GOP, are off-the-record saying that it is just a matter of time before Rudy (Giuliani), Matt (Gaetz), and Donaldo (Trump) get fitted for their orange jump suits.
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Mitt Romney Rolls Another Toddler for His Lunch Money
In yet another indication that the stress of the Presidential campaign is starting to wear on the republican candidate, today Mitt Romney ordered his security detail to stop his limo long enough so he could get out of the vehicle and roll a nearby ch...
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Republicans to Postpone Election Until They Can Get a Candidate that Won't Lose in a Landslide
U.S. Politicos: Where Are They Now?
Obama Drones On in Pakistan
Giuliani, McCain & Romney Endorse Pancake Strategy
Obama's Head To Be Enclosed In Hermetically Sealed Bubble During Romney Debate
Romney says Evangelical Christians are a cult!
GOP'ers 4 Biden Is Made Up of Former President Bush Staff Members
Paul Ryan's Advisers Advise Him To Cancel His VP Debate
Hannity Issues Apology To Romney/Ryan
Mitt Romney Denies He Said That President Obama Is Not An Anglo-Saxon
Mitt Romney gets mammogram to get woman's vote
Elderly Girl's Patriotic Seduction Rescues the Republic from Romney
While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates
1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...
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Gingrich Not as Rich as Romney
Following a roller coaster news day yesterday replete with ex-wife jabs and tax return eye openers, Newt Gingrich is proving himself to the candidate who isn't as rich as rival Mitt Romney. "I guess that could be taken in multiple ways", says poli...
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Barbara Walter's Bans Roseanne Barr From "The View"
LOS ANGELES - Comedian Roseanne Barr is running for president of the United States on The Peace and Freedom Party ticket. Barr, who lives in Hawaii and grows macadamia nuts for a living told Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-á-Vis that she was not...
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Pope Orders 'Missal Launch' on Salt Lake City, Igniting a Holy War
The Vatican - The introduction of a new Missal, the prayer book that serves as the script for the Catholic Mass, has resulted in a Holy War between two of the world's religions. Upon publication of the new spiritual guide last weekend, Pope Bened...
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Ann Romney Doesn't Mind Being "Second Wife"
BOSTON, MA -- The political world was stunned last weekend when news that Republican Presidential hopeful, Mitt Romney, was a polygamist was leaked to the media.
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Romney: Chosen By God To Take Down Trump
BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Pavlovian dogs, inexplicably connected by their mutual hate for each other, Mitt Romney and President Trump slobber at the feet of destiny as each claim to be the chosen one by an Almighty who probably wishes neither would use...
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Charlie the Radioactive Tuna Causes Child Thyroid Cancer Sorry
In 2008 Del Monte sold StarKist Tuna to South Korean food giant the Dongwon Corporation which exports tuna to the United States and the world. According to the Supreme Court of the United States of America and Mitt Romney corporations are people. Can...
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Romney shocker: 'I was paid by the DNC to make stupid statements!'
ORLANDO FL (ABSNN) - Only days before the first scheduled Presidential debate, Mitt Romney stunned the nation this morning when he admitted that he was "a paid employee of the Democratic National Committee." "It is true; I am a shill for the Obama...
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Donald Trump Demands To Inspect All Election Ballot Papers
Following President Obama's victorious bid for a second term in the White House, his nemesis Donald Trump has launched a scathing attack against him and democracy on Twitter. Trump, a US property mogul and internationally renowned idiot, who suppo...
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Mitt Romney’s house TPd in retribution for impeachment vote
Utah senator Mitt Romney told reporters of his horror at discovering that his house had been covered in rolls of toilet paper. The phenomenon, known as “TPing”, is often associated with college pranks, and it is unusual for it to happen to a United S...
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Mitt Romney to Make Necessary Changes to Son's Birth Certificate
Mitt Romney, under increasing pressure to keep certain details about his past a secret, decided to sit down with his son, Matt Romney, and have a chat last week, according to a witness. "First of all, don't talk about Mormons," said the Republican presidential hopeful. "I do not wish to address that issue, so keep quiet! Not even a BYU co-ed joke, do you understand?" His son replied, "Okay,...
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Ron Paul Accuses Gingrich Of Squeezing Off A Battery Of Popcorn Farts During Debate
BILLINGSGATE POST - During Thursday's GOP debate millions of viewers were wondering why Congressman Ron Paul's answers were so incoherent. Inexplicably, the usually laconic Texas Congressman began to babble like a demented chipmunk when asked if he...
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California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers
SACRAMENTO, California – The iNews Agency is reporting that California state lawmakers have voted to ban any and all Donald Trump presidential bumper stickers within the state. The motion passed by a vote of 99-1. The only senator who voted again...
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