Romney: "Turn on the green light, the man wants a green suit!"
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a leaked internal memo from Mitt Romney to his campaign staff instructs them to…"Turn on the green light, the man wants a green suit!" The saying is evidently an old saying from the men's clothi...
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Wiccans side with Al Sharpton over Mitt Romney bigotry fears
Washington DC - (Rioters): The World Council of Matriarchy issued a statement today broadly backing the Rev Al Sharpton's bigotry jibe that says ex-Governor Mitt Romney has yet to come off the fence viz his personal beliefs about the segregation...
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Mitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming
Mitt Romney today challenged John McCain to a one-on-one debate over global warming.
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The Top Ten Political Etch A Sketch Sayings of The Month
Ever since Mitt Romney spokesperson Eric "The Red" Fehrnstrom made his Etch A Sketch remark at a political campaign rally at a Pizza Gal Restaurant parking lot in Missoula, Montana, the name of the toy has been used more times than the words "Where's the clicker?" The following list was compiled by the verbiage gathering agency known as Did You Hear That, Inc. which is based in Kalamazoo, Michi...
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Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson
The Presidential candidate formerly known as Rudy McRomney announced today that he is changing his name to Rudy Romson. This change comes about because of the campaign difficulties of one of his split personalities, Senator McCain and the development...
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Howard Stern Criticizes Jay Leno
NEW YORK CITY - The non-shy Howard Stern, one of the judges on America's Got Talent has done it again. Stern, who loves insulting people, just took some shots at Tonight Show host Jay Leno. Howard "The Mouth" as Speaker of The House John Boehne...
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Politician Could Have Used Local Man's Single, Meaningless Vote
Illuminati sends 4.0 quake to Maine warning US not to vote for Obama
Lindsay Lohan Voting For Romney: President Obama Says Thank You!
Mitt Romney's Hair Attacks Supporter
Fox News commits Mitt Romney's Douglas Maher after Debate
Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer
Mitt Romney Says President Obama Was Born In The USA - Paul Ryan Says "Nope"
Biden: I've got binders of women too, if anyone's interested
The V.P. Debate: Joe Biden and Paul Ryan Tie - Martha Raddatz Wins!
Romney Agrees to Support Affordable Care Act If Renamed RomBamaCare
Mitt Romney Flip Flops Once Again and Now Says He's Glad He Lost The 2012 Presidential Election
Romney Urges Americans to Eat More Red Meat
Mitt Romney counters bigotry jibe
Aldrich Ames, IOU - (Ass Mess): The US bigotry-slamming war intensified today as former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney defended his religious belief in being able to secure the Republican as well as the national vote for the 2008 White House foll...
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Mitt Romney and Gordon Brown: KGB brothers' past gagged by Aldrich Ames fiasco
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): The CIA's bungling of KGB double agent Aldrich Ames's ten year destruction rampage through US Justice Department files may have ensured that, like George W Bush and his uterine brother Tony Blair, yet another tr...
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Sure He Looks Like A Madman, But What Does Mitt Romney Really Believe?
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): It ain't his religion, although the Reverend Al Sharpton might disagree. It ain't his politics, although Democrats see him as running the republican wing on the Republican Party. It's because Mitt Romney is...
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Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich
In an interview this morning at Caesar's Palace on the Vegas strip, Mitt Romney attempted to alleviate the fears of the poor with regard to his candidacy. "The problem we've had with this media led charge against me, is that it is all completely o...
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Gingrich, Santorum, Paul - You're Fired - I'm going for MITM, declares Donald Trump
Donald Trump's endorsement of Mitt-in-the-Mouth Romney came as some surprise, but it is understood from an inside source that MITM transferred a Swiss bank account to the multibillionaire businessman. In a short statement, he said, "Mitt is the...
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Comstockery: Yesterday and Today
Did you know that in World War I, the United States was the only country that did not distribute condoms to its soldiers? As a result, rates of sexually transmitted diseases were higher among American troops, as was the incidence of them being fathers of (often unwanted) babies. Our allies thought we were silly and prudish, calling such policies "Comstockery." The term was later used to more gener...
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Mitt Romney Has Finally Decided On His Official Campaign Song
JOLIET, Illinois - After six of Mitt Romney's campaign aides conducted an extensive song research the man who appears poised to be the representative of the GOP for the nation's highest office has finally announced his official campaign song. Will...
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Obama will 'Trick or Treat' dressed as Romney dressed as a clown
WASHINGTON DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama revealed his Halloween costume at a Washington DC gala today. The chief executive of the United States entered the White House Press Room dressed as Mitt Romney, dressed as a clown. His costume shocked...
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Mitt Romney’s house TPd in retribution for impeachment vote
Utah senator Mitt Romney told reporters of his horror at discovering that his house had been covered in rolls of toilet paper. The phenomenon, known as “TPing”, is often associated with college pranks, and it is unusual for it to happen to a United S...
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Ghosts of Dead Conservative Couple Following Mitt Romney Around
When he waffles on an issue or appears to be going a bit soft on President Obama, Mitt Romney gets an invisible tap on the shoulder, or his papers will shift ever so slightly, making it hard for him to concentrate on what he is talking about. Two...
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Mitt Romney Asked To Leave England And Go Back To Hee Haw, Massachusetts
LONDON - Mitt Romney has just clearly demonstrated the art of sticking one's foot in one's mouth. The GOP presidential candidate figured that he would jump on the Olympics bandwagon and garner all kinds of free publicity for his political campaign...
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Wiccans side with Al Sharpton over Mitt Romney bigotry fears
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Sure He Looks Like A Madman, But What Does Mitt Romney Really Believe?
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Mitt Romney and Gordon Brown: KGB brothers' past gagged by Aldrich Ames fiasco
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Presidential Candidates Interviewed About Fiscal Policy; Giuliani Favors Nuclear First Strike
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P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party
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Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson
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Ghosts of Dead Conservative Couple Following Mitt Romney Around
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The Top Ten Political Etch A Sketch Sayings of The Month
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Howard Stern Criticizes Jay Leno
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Obama will 'Trick or Treat' dressed as Romney dressed as a clown
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Mitt Romney counters bigotry jibe
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Mitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming
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Republicans Buy Out Democrats
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Gingrich, Santorum, Paul - You're Fired - I'm going for MITM, declares Donald Trump
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Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich
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Romney: "Turn on the green light, the man wants a green suit!"
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Mitt Romney Has Finally Decided On His Official Campaign Song
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Mitt Romney Asked To Leave England And Go Back To Hee Haw, Massachusetts
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Comstockery: Yesterday and Today
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Mitt Romney’s house TPd in retribution for impeachment vote
