California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers
SACRAMENTO, California – The iNews Agency is reporting that California state lawmakers have voted to ban any and all Donald Trump presidential bumper stickers within the state. The motion passed by a vote of 99-1. The only senator who voted again...
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Romney: Chosen By God To Take Down Trump
BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Pavlovian dogs, inexplicably connected by their mutual hate for each other, Mitt Romney and President Trump slobber at the feet of destiny as each claim to be the chosen one by an Almighty who probably wishes neither would use...
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The Maybe Film Script Of The Trump Presidency
A film script of the Trump presidency written ten years ago would have been rejected as just plain unrealistic, impossible and dumb, yet here the nation sits trapped in a doomed reality show with Trump as president. Help isn’t coming from the Un...
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Mitt Romney’s house TPd in retribution for impeachment vote
Utah senator Mitt Romney told reporters of his horror at discovering that his house had been covered in rolls of toilet paper. The phenomenon, known as “TPing”, is often associated with college pranks, and it is unusual for it to happen to a United S...
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Religious Republicans Chide Romney for Bringing Conscience into Politics
"Doesn't he know we have separation of church and state in this country?" was the reaction of many religious Republicans, outraged by Republican Senator Mitt Romney's jarring act of voting with his conscience to convict United States President Donald...
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Trump Retweets Racist Image Of Mitt Romney As A Mexican
Another day, another racist Tweet from Donald Trump. Sparking a furor and stealing the spotlight from Hillary Clinton's email problems, Donald Trump has retweeted what some are saying is a racist depiction of Mitt Romney as a Mexican. Trump apo...
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Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson
People Of Iowa Try To Kill Off Republican Candidates Before Primaries Even Starts
Romney Visits His Illegitimate Bastard Off-Shore Accounts
Mike Huckabee: 'You'll burn in hell if you vote Obama!'
Rick Santorum embraces the Mormons in wake of Romney Excommunication
Mitt Romney and Wife Show Up at Events Wearing Nike Galaxy Shoes
Obama sends SEAL Team One for Romney's head!
Suggestion for Giving Debate Instructions to Presidential Candidates
Mitt Romney Bets Rick Perry $10,000 That Miley Cyrus Has Had A Boob Job
Political Facebook - Mitt Romney and Ron Paul
Vice-President Joe Biden In A Show of Political Solidarity Will Have A White House Weenie Roast For Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, and Rick Perry
Romney Picks White Guy As VP
Political Facebook - Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul
POLITICAL FACEBOOK Rick Santorum: Hey Mitt how's your Etch A Sketch doing? 8:14 a.m. Mitt Romney: It's doing great Ricky boy. Do you still really feel that if I ran against President Obama that Republicans should vote for him and not me, a GOPer. 8:19 a.m. Rick Santorum: Do skunks stink? Is Lake Michigan wet? Does Lindsay Lohan have hundreds and hundreds of freckles? Of course I do "Hai...
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Apocalyptic Ending To Obama: Bobble-Headed Black Champion Defeated
BILLINGSGATE POST - Last night, outlined against a somber blue-grey October sky in Denver, Colorado, Mitt Romney brought back images of Pestilence as he exterminated the rodent-like Barack Obama during the fateful debate witnessed by 50 million part...
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Ghosts of Dead Conservative Couple Following Mitt Romney Around
When he waffles on an issue or appears to be going a bit soft on President Obama, Mitt Romney gets an invisible tap on the shoulder, or his papers will shift ever so slightly, making it hard for him to concentrate on what he is talking about. Two...
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Rick Perry Reveals That He Has Documented Proof That Mitt Romney Wears A Toupee
AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry was in his campaign bus heading up towards Dallas on his Good Old Boy Bus Tour while listening to some music by that little old band from Texas, ZZ Top. Perry was accompanied on the tour by Pico de Gallo, a reporter wi...
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Donald Trump Announces Mitt Romney Appointment
Much to the relief of Trump's campaign manager, (the Charo lookalike without the Cuchi-Cuchi) Mitt Romney failed to receive the cabinet appointment of Secretary of State, but instead was offered the job as White House pool boy. While some specula...
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Trump Declines GOP Nomination, Cites Reality TV Hoax
Washington, DC: In a stunning turn of events, Donald Trump, the presumed presidential nominee for the Republican Party, declined the nomination altogether, and announced that his entire race to the White House was for a reality TV project. The prem...
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Romney Gets Into It With A Reporter
NAUGATUCK, Connecticut - Mitt Romney flew to Naugatuck to visit one of his fellow multi-millionaire friends Simon P. Figgincow, 59. Figgincow is the individual who is alleged to have told Romney not to show his income tax returns from 2007 to 2010...
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'Christmas with the Candidates' to Replace the Trump Debate
New York - Real estate developer Donald Trump has announced that his planned presidential debate has been canceled due to lack of interest and replaced by a holiday special. The program is scheduled to feature all of the remaining Republican candidat...
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Republicans Battle Over How Far To Turn Back The Clock
Crossroads, South Carolina -- Despite their endless bickering, the Republican presidential candidates all agree that they would like to take the nation back to a more gentler and prosperous era. But they have very different views on what point in Am...
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Mitt Romney gets campaign contribution from Chinese Wheat Gluten industry for his National Lampoon's 'Vacation' style road trip
Salt Lake City, Utah - Upon hearing the news of Republican Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney's National Lampoon's 'Vacation' style 12-hour road trip with his dog, Seamus, in a kennel tied to the roof of the family station wagon, rep...
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Mitt Romney's Presidential Camaign Song, Composed Before He Entered Race
Salt Lake City, Utah. As announced in The Spoof yesterday, Mitt Romney will challenge Donald Trump in the Republican primaries. His campaign song had been written even before he announced his candidacy. In a scathing Washington Post op-ed attack o...
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Obama and Romney Finally Agree: The President Won't Use a Teleprompter and Romney Won't Flip-Flop
DENVER - The first Presidential Debate between President Obama and non-president Mitt Romney will be held in The Mile High City. The debate will be moderated by Jim Lehrer, a man who should have changed his last name a long, long time ago. Lehr...
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The '70s psychedelic rock group, Pink Floyd, endorses Mitt Romney for President 2008; 'Seamus' the family flying dog the cause?
Washington, D.C. Mitt Romney won a surprising endorsement from the 1970s psychedelic rock group, Pink Floyd, when they announced today that they would be urging their fan base to support the Romney for President Election 2008 Campaign effort with vol...
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Romney To Buy Wife Ann a Clothes Washer for Mother's Day
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British decide to stop moaning about the Olympics after Mitt Romney criticizes them
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Colossal Tax Return Secret Revealed -- Romney "Just a Gardener", Not Peculiar; Drops Presidential Bid
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Howard Stern Criticizes Jay Leno
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Elderly Girl's Patriotic Seduction Rescues the Republic from Romney
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Aides say Romney camp prepping 2016 run as "severely liberal" Democrat
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Romney sells Disneyland for 1 Trillion Rupees
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President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Mitt Romney
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Romney Converts to Christianity
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Mitt Romney Promises to Fix Safety Net In His Spare Time
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President Romney's First Hectic Week in Office, Beginning 20 January 2013
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Mitt Romney Admits That His Father Was Born In Mexico - Donald Trump Wants To See His Birth Certificate
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Mitt Romney Denies He Said That President Obama Is Not An Anglo-Saxon
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Romney Dumps VP "Big Whopper Ryan" for Really Good Actor -- Chuck Norris
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Romney employs Anti-Fall measures
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Mit Romney finds magic stones which say he will win next election
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Despite polls, Hillary says no to servicing Mitt
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Romney To Challenge Trump in Presidential Primary
