Funny story - Lost Parakeet Tweets His Home Address, Starts Trend

Lost Parakeet Tweets His Home Address, Starts Trend

No, NOT on Twitter. In person! Here's the scoop. A lost pet parakeet in Japan was recently brought home when he was able to "tell" (well actually tweet) police where he lived. A happy ending! But it turns out that was just the beginning. A Spoof reporter who has recently interviewed (in bird talk, of course!) a group of birds has discovered that the lost parakeet's act has inspired a num...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Wants To See Condoleezza Rice's Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Wants To See Condoleezza Rice's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - In the interest of fair play, billionaire talking head, Donald Trump says that if Mitt Romney picks Condoleezza Rice to be his vice-presidential running mate that he will insist on viewing her birth certificate. Political Salad Bar...

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Funny story - It's Official: Romney a Robot

It's Official: Romney a Robot

Sources within Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's campaign today acknowledged what most Americans have long believed: Romney is a robot. When asked to comment on the report at a Tallahassee, Florida, Jiffy Lube where his car was inex...

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Funny story - Aishwarya Rai To Host A Fundraiser For President Obama

Aishwarya Rai To Host A Fundraiser For President Obama

MUMBAI, India - The woman who was voted Miss World in 1994, and is still considered by many to be one of the most beautiful women on Earth has stated that she wholeheartedly supports President Obama. Miss Rai spoke with India's Taj Mahal News Agen...

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Funny story - Rudy Giuliani Says Ex-President Trump Owes Him $9 Million In Unpaid Lawyer’s Fees

Rudy Giuliani Says Ex-President Trump Owes Him $9 Million In Unpaid Lawyer’s Fees

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many experts in the know, including 83 members of the GOP, are off-the-record saying that it is just a matter of time before Rudy (Giuliani), Matt (Gaetz), and Donaldo (Trump) get fitted for their orange jump suits.

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Funny story - Mitt Romney Rolls Another Toddler for His Lunch Money

Mitt Romney Rolls Another Toddler for His Lunch Money

In yet another indication that the stress of the Presidential campaign is starting to wear on the republican candidate, today Mitt Romney ordered his security detail to stop his limo long enough so he could get out of the vehicle and roll a nearby ch...

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Funny story - While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...

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Funny story - Gingrich Not as Rich as Romney

Gingrich Not as Rich as Romney

Following a roller coaster news day yesterday replete with ex-wife jabs and tax return eye openers, Newt Gingrich is proving himself to the candidate who isn't as rich as rival Mitt Romney. "I guess that could be taken in multiple ways", says poli...

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Funny story - Barbara Walter's Bans Roseanne Barr From "The View"

Barbara Walter's Bans Roseanne Barr From "The View"

LOS ANGELES - Comedian Roseanne Barr is running for president of the United States on The Peace and Freedom Party ticket. Barr, who lives in Hawaii and grows macadamia nuts for a living told Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-á-Vis that she was not...

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Funny story - Pope Orders 'Missal Launch' on Salt Lake City, Igniting a Holy War

Pope Orders 'Missal Launch' on Salt Lake City, Igniting a Holy War

The Vatican - The introduction of a new Missal, the prayer book that serves as the script for the Catholic Mass, has resulted in a Holy War between two of the world's religions. Upon publication of the new spiritual guide last weekend, Pope Bened...

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Funny story - Ann Romney Doesn't Mind Being "Second Wife"

Ann Romney Doesn't Mind Being "Second Wife"

BOSTON, MA -- The political world was stunned last weekend when news that Republican Presidential hopeful, Mitt Romney, was a polygamist was leaked to the media.

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Funny story - Romney: Chosen By God To Take Down Trump

Romney: Chosen By God To Take Down Trump

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Pavlovian dogs, inexplicably connected by their mutual hate for each other, Mitt Romney and President Trump slobber at the feet of destiny as each claim to be the chosen one by an Almighty who probably wishes neither would use...

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Funny story - Charlie the Radioactive Tuna Causes Child Thyroid Cancer Sorry

Charlie the Radioactive Tuna Causes Child Thyroid Cancer Sorry

In 2008 Del Monte sold StarKist Tuna to South Korean food giant the Dongwon Corporation which exports tuna to the United States and the world. According to the Supreme Court of the United States of America and Mitt Romney corporations are people. Can...

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Funny story - Romney shocker: 'I was paid by the DNC to make stupid statements!'

Romney shocker: 'I was paid by the DNC to make stupid statements!'

ORLANDO FL (ABSNN) - Only days before the first scheduled Presidential debate, Mitt Romney stunned the nation this morning when he admitted that he was "a paid employee of the Democratic National Committee." "It is true; I am a shill for the Obama...

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Funny story - Michele Bachmann: "Romney is Gay"

Michele Bachmann: "Romney is Gay"

GOP Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann announced today that she has "indisputable proof" that co-candidate Mitch Romney is gay. "Just look at that hair," she said, "and those teeth. Nobody looks that good unless they're either a movie star o...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Demands To Inspect All Election Ballot Papers

Donald Trump Demands To Inspect All Election Ballot Papers

Following President Obama's victorious bid for a second term in the White House, his nemesis Donald Trump has launched a scathing attack against him and democracy on Twitter. Trump, a US property mogul and internationally renowned idiot, who suppo...

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Funny story - Mitt Romney’s house TPd in retribution for impeachment vote

Mitt Romney’s house TPd in retribution for impeachment vote

Utah senator Mitt Romney told reporters of his horror at discovering that his house had been covered in rolls of toilet paper. The phenomenon, known as “TPing”, is often associated with college pranks, and it is unusual for it to happen to a United S...

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Funny story - Mitt Romney to Make Necessary Changes to Son's Birth Certificate

Mitt Romney to Make Necessary Changes to Son's Birth Certificate

Mitt Romney, under increasing pressure to keep certain details about his past a secret, decided to sit down with his son, Matt Romney, and have a chat last week, according to a witness. "First of all, don't talk about Mormons," said the Republican presidential hopeful. "I do not wish to address that issue, so keep quiet! Not even a BYU co-ed joke, do you understand?" His son replied, "Okay,...

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Funny story - Ron Paul Accuses Gingrich Of Squeezing Off A Battery Of Popcorn Farts During Debate

Ron Paul Accuses Gingrich Of Squeezing Off A Battery Of Popcorn Farts During Debate

BILLINGSGATE POST - During Thursday's GOP debate millions of viewers were wondering why Congressman Ron Paul's answers were so incoherent. Inexplicably, the usually laconic Texas Congressman began to babble like a demented chipmunk when asked if he...

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Funny story - California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers

California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers

SACRAMENTO, California – The iNews Agency is reporting that California state lawmakers have voted to ban any and all Donald Trump presidential bumper stickers within the state. The motion passed by a vote of 99-1. The only senator who voted again...

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