President Donald Trump has given a huge thumbs-up to FOX news, who, responding to the return of major sport, are to present an in-depth and undercover report into the merits of various hot dog vendors at different sporting venues in the US.
Trump, who regularly complains that his penchant for fast food - and particularly McDonalds - is too well-documented, also admits he has a liking for putting sausages in his mouth, and the bigger the better!
In the report, undercover FOX news reporters speak to hot dog vendors at Dalls Cowboys, the New York Yankees, and the Houston Astros, as well as others.
One vendor, outside the Astros Astrodome, said: "It's a well-known fact that people who endlessly go on trying to find new ways to describe a man's penis come up with 'hot dog vendors' in speech or writing. Things like 'peckeroo' or 'pee-pee' or 'dinky dink' or 'bibbidy boo'. They're invariably perverts, rapists or some other kind of sexually-repressed deviant."