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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Gives One Of His Oscars To Donald Trump

Clint Eastwood Gives One Of His Oscars To Donald Trump

After Donald Trump was embarrassed into giving a Purple Heart back to the veteran who earned it, Clint Eastwood offered up one of his four Oscars to The Donald. Speaking at a Trump rally in Denver, Clint Eastwood gave Donald Trump the academy awar...

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Funny story: Trump Announces Cabinet-to-Be

Trump Announces Cabinet-to-Be

New York, NY In his latest press conference, Trump announced his intended Cabinet for what he believes will be his upcoming Presidency. He named: Vice-President-Chris Christie-Because he knows a lot about Vice. Secretary of State-Angelina...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood's Butler Knows Its Only A Matter of Time

Clint Eastwood's Butler Knows Its Only A Matter of Time

Carmel, Ca - For the past three years Clint Eastwoood's butler, Arthur Grimes, has prepared himself for the inevitable day that he will be out of a job after finding his employer dead. "Every morning I check the classifieds and check in with an em...

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Funny story: Michael More's tweet on "American Sniper": "Everybody's a critic"

Michael More's tweet on "American Sniper": "Everybody's a critic"

FATBACK, MI -- Heavyweight "filmmaker" Michael More, known for harassing corporate CEOs, among others, in his "mockumentary films," has been out of the spotlight for some time now, and, in an effort to generate some publicity for himself, charges dec...

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Funny story: Bruce Jenner, hearing rumors of his alleged sex change, pouts

Bruce Jenner, hearing rumors of his alleged sex change, pouts

MALLEABLE MALIBU -- Olympic has-been, athlete Bruce Jenner has become obsessed with wearing women's undergarments, which have led to rumors, allegedly spread by his wife Kris (note the masculine name of his bitter half), that the former track-and-fie...

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Funny story: NASA Has Just Purchased The Most Powerful Telescope Ever Manufactured

NASA Has Just Purchased The Most Powerful Telescope Ever Manufactured

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - One of the largest telescope manufacturing companies in the United States has just developed what it says is the most powerful telescope ever made. The Southern Drawl Telescopic Company in Charlotte, North Carolina told...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Appoints Self Grand Marshal Of Gay Pride Parade In Moscow

Vladimir Putin Appoints Self Grand Marshal Of Gay Pride Parade In Moscow

Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced that he is not anti-gay (no way, says he) and to demonstrate his support of the LGBT community, (before the Winter Olympics are snatched away from Russia and sent to Norway or Canada) he will host and ap...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Devastated After Finding Out That His Daughter Francesca Is A Democrat

Clint Eastwood Devastated After Finding Out That His Daughter Francesca Is A Democrat

CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood, who is a dyed-in-the-wool Republican, is alleged to be angrier than a Persian cat at a skunk party. The devoted GOPer has just learned that his 20-year-old daughter Francesca has become a card-carrying Democrat...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Proclaims He'll Marry As Soon As His Divorce Is Final

Clint Eastwood Proclaims He'll Marry As Soon As His Divorce Is Final

CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood, 83, is in the process of getting divorced from his present wife Dina and he has already expressed the fact that as soon as the divorce goes through he is heading to the alter. The man who popularized the Spaghe...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Wants It Known that He Dumped Wife Dina Before She Dumped Him

Clint Eastwood Wants It Known that He Dumped Wife Dina Before She Dumped Him

CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood who gained worldwide fame after leaving the 50s television western series Rawhide and going to Italy to film the so-called Spaghetti Westerns is not a happy camper at the moment. Eastwood, who is 83, told Hollyw...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Given The Heave Ho By His Much Younger Wife Dina

Clint Eastwood Given The Heave Ho By His Much Younger Wife Dina

CARMEL, California - In what an inside source is calling a California shocker, Dina Eastwood,50, has dumped television and movie icon Clint Eastwood, 83, and will file for divorce. The couple who were married for 17 years had a good marriage for...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus To Give Her 6-Foot-Tall Bong To Willie Nelson

Miley Cyrus To Give Her 6-Foot-Tall Bong To Willie Nelson

HOLLYWOOD - Vowing to try and follow the path of the straight and narrow, Miley Cyrus has has said that she will be parting with one of her most prized possessions; no not her pet flamingo Peggy, her 6-foot-tall bong. Miley purchased the astoundin...

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Funny story: Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - In an attempt to reduce spiraling production costs associated with special effects-laden fantasy and adventure movies, Hollywood filmmakers are making spaghetti Westerns again in the hope that these cheap films may make a comeback am...

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Funny story: The Reason Clint Eastwood Refused To Appear On "The View"

The Reason Clint Eastwood Refused To Appear On "The View"

LOS ANGELES - The producers of The View are very unhappy with long time Hollywood actor Clint Eastwood. The man who made the film "The Outlaw Josie Wales" an American Old West classic stated through a spokesperson that he recalls the last time he...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Regrets Having Sold His Wyoming Ranch

Justin Bieber Regrets Having Sold His Wyoming Ranch

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber says that he is going to try and straighten out his life before he ends up like Lindsay Lohan or even worse like Amanda Bynes. The Canadian singer met with Hollywood Vis-à-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota at a Hank's Hippit...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney, Clint Eastwood, and Selena Gomez To Appear On The Viagra View

Paul McCartney, Clint Eastwood, and Selena Gomez To Appear On The Viagra View

NEW YORK CITY - The hosts of the new talk show The Viagra View, Regis Philbin and Larry King have announced that they have booked former Beatles Paul McCartney, Hollywood movie icon Clint Eastwood, and former Disney starlet Selena Gomez. Philbin,...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Star In A Gun Control Commercial

Clint Eastwood To Star In A Gun Control Commercial

HOLLYWOOD - In a surprise move that even surprised his own wife, noted Tinsel Town tough guy, Clint Eastwood has agreed to star in a commercial for gun control. Eastwood was approached by a national group who asked him if he would agree to make th...

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