President Trump’s Long Time Lawyer and Friend Michael Cohen is Released From Prison

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 22 May 2020

image for President Trump’s Long Time Lawyer and Friend Michael Cohen is Released From Prison
During his sentencing the judge told Cohen that he is the saddest-looking lawyer that he has ever been sentenced to prison.

MANHATTAN – Michael Cohen, the attorney that Donald J. Trump called his “Fixer,” has just been released from the Otisville Correctional Facility.

Cohen, aka #2190562, was released early, and many are saying that it is because POTUS was scared as hell that Mikey would sing like a canary, and reveal tons and tons of dirt that he has on Trump.

Cohen once said that he would take a bullet for his former boss. Trump stated, on many occasions, that Michael would actually take a rocket launcher to the groin area for him.

Reporters asked Cohen what he thought about being in prison. He said he hated it, but he learned to adjust. He said that, while incarcerated, he made some nice friends, such as #2190102, #2190277, and #2190413.

Cohen said that he also learned to sew, and, in fact, he sewed a full-length red-colored MAGA coat made out of reindeer hide, that he plans to give to Trump as soon as he pays him a White House visit.

He was asked if it was true that the convicts gave him the nickname “Skippy”. He blushed, and said "yes", and pointed out that some of the other prisoners called him “Sweet Lips”, “Cutie”, “Jennifer”, and “Swivel Hips”.

Cohen said that he is planning on writing a book about Trump, but he won’t release it until January, after Trump has left the White House.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more