Sir Donald Trump, being the very special person that he is and insists on you knowing that, does not have to stand for a smug shot. ‘Smug Shot’ is a term invented especially for His Holiness because he is so far above us that it is amazing that his f…
In an astounding turn of events, at this latest CPAC, Donut Trump said he hated to see social security and Medicare depleted by anyone … did he know he was talking against his own party Is he still in politics? Does he know what day it is? Further…
BOSTON - (Satire News) - Stormy Coin with the Daily Dirt says that old "Orange Scrotum," (Trump) has gotten yet more bad news. Miss Coin reports that a study conducted by Paul Revere University, found that most republicans who purchased those outr…
BIRMINGHAN, Alabama - (Satire News) - A resident of Birmingham, Maddie Maricona, 37, has just become very well off selling Donald Trump MAGA Short Shorts over the internet. Miss Maricona, who says that she is no longer a horse blinders-wearing sup…
A warning has been issued concerning this coming Halloween in the USA. In certain states (Florida and Texas being the two most named), there are certain Halloween costumes that will not necessarily put candy into your child’s bag. In fact, they co…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - Everyone knows that Donald Trump's goose is one fucking cooked goose. The Trumptard is now even less popular than an STD (sexually transmitted disease). Republicans who once thought that the Orange Tub of Pork…
The USA is pissed off! And when that elephant in the room gets angry, it stomps the terra and everybody feels every thump. What is it now? [Sigh.] The women of Iran are burning their hijabs and having a lovely protest, and are accompanied by me…
New Rules are coming soon to Hollywood and all actors in the USA for 2024. In the upcoming Trump Epoch, actors will all have to be vetted before they even think of auditioning for any of Trump’s MAGA movies – about him and things he likes (tons of…
Some MAGA Republicans are complaining that their numbers are thinning. Not MAGA numbers, but the number of white people on the planet. What’s a racist to do? To make a point and a protest, various proud patriots from the deep south have begun pain…
The World Competition of Mullets is Back! And sexier and hotter than ever … if that’s your thing. So many kids in America, but which ones are MAGA kids? How can you tell? Sure, lots of clothing provided by Team Trump, but what if’n it’s all dirty…
MAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials. Instead of Making America Great Again they are Mulching America’s Gonads Aggressively! Mental-midgets Accelerating Grumpy Accusations…
Attendees at a Trump Rally were delayed for hours as a nearby intersection controlled by a four way stop led to confusion for those entering resulting in dozens of collisions, injuries and arrests. Local police were called multiple times to the co…
More and more MAGA Americans are naming their babies Donald, L’il Trump, Ivanka (what a terrible name for anyone), Melania, Donny Junior, and Hitler! Janice Wrestlemania Scud had this to say about her new bouncing baby boy, Hitler: “He’s just…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that Donald Trump traveled to Las Vegas, where he secretely met up with his old "Bed Babe," Stormy Daniels. DJT tried to be extremely secretive about his visit to the "Spanker" as he nicknamed her.
The Jan 6 committee is closing in, and Trump supporters are getting scared. They want to distance themselves from the Evil One. Ivanka says she supported what Bill Blair said about the election NOT being stolen. Even Melania is saying she was taki…
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The manufacturer of the Donald Trump Designer MAGA Toupee is extremely disappointed as the Trumptard’s wig is a great big flop. The company that produced the wig, called Wigs-Be-Us, from Detroit stated that the orange-col…
(To be sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman") Donald the Con Man was a pissy mean old fool With a fake orange face and a bulbous nose And two eyes without a soul. Donald the Con Man is a sordid tale, they say. He was made of dough but the…
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