WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vice-President Harris told Ipso Facto News that she is 99.998% certain that the former “Divider-in-Chief” aka Donald Jonathan Trump will be wearing an orange inmates jumpsuit and sitting in a jail cell before Thanks…
ALBANY, New York – (Satire News) –The attorney general of New York has stated that Donald J. Trump illegally borrowed over $31 million from three sources. Records that were provided by Trump’s long-time lawyer Michael Cohen, the man who even know…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The president of CNN stated that there is no one on the face of the earth who knows more intimate secrets about President Trump than Michael Cohen. Cohen knows where all of Trump’s dozens of skeletons are buried, as…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - President Trump’s former attorney/fixer, Michael Cohen, appeared on "Anderson Cooper's Show" to promote his new tell-all book on the president entitled 'I Know President Donald Trump Better Than Melania, Marla, Ivana,…
HICKORY NUTS, North Carolina – (Satire News) - The president took his Presidential Hate Campaign to the Hickory Nuts Capital of the World. After spewing his standard 82 lies per speech, he closed by saying that he does not understand why the enemy…
SHEOL—Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the new Press Secretary for Satan, announced today that the Dark Lord is opening a new circle in Hell, specifically for the overflow of Evangelicals who have been flooding His underworld domain ever since the 2016 electi…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The publishers of Michael Cohen’s new tell-all book are as happy as beavers in a lumber yard. The book is titled “I Know President Donald Trump Better Than Melania, Marla, Ivana, and Stormy All Put Together”. Pr…
LAS VEGAS – (Celebrity Satire) - There is perhaps no one who knows Stormy Daniels better than Windy Winnebago. Windy, who has some connections through the book’s publishing company, was able to obtain the Cohen book titled “Disloyal – The Truth a…
According to Donald Trump’s former personal attorney, Michael Cohen, Donald Trump is terrified of going to prison. No way can he raise a plea for leniency due to bone spurs. That ship has sailed and sunk. Trump can't tweet his way out of prison, a…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - Meghan Markle has made it clear that she and her prince (Andrew) cannot stand to even look at a photo of President Trump. She said that the latest count of Trump’s lies has already hit the 20,000 mark. Meghan said…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump was asked by a reporter with Fox News about Michael Cohen’s brand new book, which makes him look like the biggest racist predator and tax-evading liar in the entire world. He responded by saying t…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - There is no book in the history of books, that will be read by more people than Michael Cohen’s expose on President Trump titled, “Disloyal – The Truth and Nothing But The Truth.” Cohen told CNN’s Anderson Cooper th…
LOS ANGELES – The woman who was paid $131,265 hush money by the President's attorney, Michael Cohen, has just revealed why she said that Donald J. Trump was a “Planetary Lover”. Stormy spoke with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors, and told her that "Spa…
MANHATTAN – Michael Cohen, the attorney that Donald J. Trump called his “Fixer,” has just been released from the Otisville Correctional Facility. Cohen, aka #2190562, was released early, and many are saying that it is because POTUS was scared as h...
MADRID, New York – President Trump’s former attorney and well-documented ‘fixer,’ recently said that he is going stir-crazy sitting in his tiny prison cell at New York state's infamous Sang Sung Prison. Michael Cohen (aka #7803219) is so desperate...
MADRID, New York – The man who was Donald Trump’s personal attorney and so called “Fixer” for ten years, has just commented that he is ready to sing like Celine Dion. Michael Cohen said that he has had a lot of time to think, as he sat in his tiny...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Like a demented rat (genus Rattus) munching on cream cheese with rubber-tipped teeth, so that no one might hear him, Special Counsel Robert Mueller mealy-mouthed his way through two House committee hearings last week. Mueller,...
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