The Four Horse’s Asses Of The Apocalypse

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 15 March 2019

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Defying all rational thought, the Four Horse’s Asses of the Apocalypse ride again. In Biblical lore they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Sanders, Pocahontas, Beto and Biden. They form the crest of the Democrat Party before which no greater assembly of socialists has ever been thrown together for a run for the presidency; although this is debatable.

A breakout from an asylum can't be snared. It may be surrounded, but somewhere it breaks through to keep on going. When the cast of characters includes such as the above, only white jacketed interns with butterfly nets can contain them. Where vitally concerned non-entities stand up to applaud these idiots, an entire nation is at risk. It might be time to blow out the candles and head for the round house Nellie, they can’t corner us there.

Fortunately, there is an alternative to this madness:

Slim Everdingle, perhaps the only man Donald Trump can trust; a righteous man who casts a long shadow, has been named by Trump to chair his 2020 campaign.

What could go wrong?

MAGA!

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