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Upskirty Stick To Be Removed From Stores

Funny story: Upskirty Stick To Be Removed From Stores

A company that makes smartphone accessories has announced that its 'Upskirty Stick', the newly-designed successor to the 'Selfie Stick', has been pulled from shelves after the government banned the product. O'Sodomy Accessories say the 'Upskirty S...

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Woman Peeled Banana In A Suggestive Manner

Funny story: Woman Peeled Banana In A Suggestive Manner

A woman travelling on a train in northern England, was witnessed peeling a banana in a suggestive, erotic and provocative manner, claims a man, who might have got it wrong. Heiki Bauer, 19, a German student studying at the University of Hull, was...

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Woman Claims Groping by Cabinet Designee as Newborn in NY Nursery

Funny story: Woman Claims Groping by Cabinet Designee as Newborn in NY Nursery

It may have happened over 50 years ago, but a NY woman claims she remembers it as if it were yesterday. Now she's appalled that her groper is being considered for a top Cabinet post in the current administration. But that's only if he survives a Cong...

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Woman Flicked Her Friend's Bean In Full View Of Boss

Funny story: Woman Flicked Her Friend's Bean In Full View Of Boss

An office worker at a major financial company in New York, landed herself in hot water this afternoon, after an unsavory incident in the firm's canteen. Marsha Wibblestein, 22, was having lunch with co-workers, Gretchen Hilder, Tammy Papp and Bren...

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Harvey Wineglass sentenced to 1-year BangHer Management counseling!

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a judge in New York City has placed Harvey Wineglass in a compulsory 1-year stay at a facility in New Jersey. A protesting Wineglass was led from the courtroom shouting..."They all begged for it!"...

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"I Wanna Sue." Octogenarian Charges His Elementary School with Sexual Harassment

Lynwood, CA. An eighty-seven-year-old man has filed a sexual harassment suit against the Lynwood, CA., Elementary School District, charging failure on the part of the district to protect him from predatory female classmates eighty years ago. The liti...

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Neighbor's Dog Files Harassment Complaint Against Harvey Weinstein

Funny story: Neighbor's Dog Files Harassment Complaint Against Harvey Weinstein

New charges in the Harvey Weinstein case show that Weinstein's neighbor's poodle, Rex, has filed a harassment suit against the former movie mogul. The poodle is alleging that Weinstein forced his way through a hedge separating the two properties a...

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All Men Will Now Be Required to Wear Body Cameras

Funny story: All Men Will Now Be Required to Wear Body Cameras

WORLD- Following the explosive revelations about movie mogul Harvey Weinstein's years of predatory sexual behavior, the virality of assault victim hashtag #Metoo, and the growing number of other men being outed as sexual predators, the World has deci...

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Bill O'Reilly Has Neck Surgery While on "Vacation"

Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Has Neck Surgery While on "Vacation"

Bill O'Reilly has quickly realized he can't control the unflattering pictures of him the media have published alongside stories of his alleged sexual harassment of colleagues. So, he decided to do the one thing he could do to improve his appearance:...

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Donald Trump's pet rhinocerous, Tiny, comments on his master's abusive ways

Funny story: Donald Trump's pet rhinocerous, Tiny, comments on his master's abusive ways

NEW YORK, N.Y. - Although it's a hidden fact, the basement of Trump Tower in New York City is reserved for Donald Trump's pet rhinoceros, Tiny, who told this The Spoof writer of emotional, physical, and even sexual abuse he has suffered at the hands...

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Roger Ailes Takes Over The Spoof, Writers Replaced By Robots

Funny story: Roger Ailes Takes Over The Spoof, Writers Replaced By Robots

Kicked out of the news organization that he founded, embattled former Fox CEO Roger Ailes has just purchased The Spoof. The disgraced Ailes bought this publication in a $30,000 deal that he hopes to use to rebuild himself as a media mogul. Shock...

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Lurid Details Emerge In Siri, Watson Stalking Case.

Funny story: Lurid Details Emerge In Siri, Watson Stalking Case.

IBM's Watson has been accused by Apple's Siri of stalking and sexual harassment and her creators are seeking a multi-billion dollar judgement against IBM. After police refused to file charges in a bizarre and highly publicized case, Apple's Siri t...

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Woman Being Followed in Google Doc by Quiet Guy in Marketing

NEW YORK--While updating monthly sales info on a shared Google Doc, ABM Industries employee Brooke Santos noted Tuesday that Mark Furness--that quiet guy who works in marketing--had been digitally following her throughout the spreadsheet, despite the...

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Fans in uproar as Dr Who is suspended by General Medical Council for "touching a Dalek's wand"

Funny story: Fans in uproar as Dr Who is suspended by General Medical Council for "touching a Dalek's wand"

Camp British adventurer Dr. Who has been suspended for 6 months by the GMC Fitness to Practise Panel after being found guilty of "touching a Dalek's wand". The unnamed Dalek alleged that the incident a few years ago, telling the Panel "THA DOKTA T...

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Dildos Intimidate Gun Club Members

Funny story: Dildos Intimidate Gun Club Members

A sportsman's club in Pennsylvania claims an animal rights group tormented its members with "emotional violence" to protest its using pigeons for target shooting. Philadelphia Gun & Hunting Inc. filed a federal lawsuit against the animal right...

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Judge Used "Tingler" Under Robe During Trial

A judge in Wisconsin has repeated the performance of the "Penis Pumper" Judge of a few years ago. Although Judge Larry Witherspoon denies the charges, the device fell out of his robes as everyone stood for him to leave for the day. Several atto...

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Vatican Official Claims to Have Exorcised 160K Demons: Demons File Class Action Suit

Funny story: Vatican Official Claims to Have Exorcised 160K Demons: Demons File Class Action Suit

Fr. Gabriel Amorth, The Head of International Association of Exorcists which is a Vatican sanctioned organization has recently made the claim that he has rid the world of 160,000 demons and sent them back to Hell. Fr. Amorth was one of the exorcists...

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Alfred Hitchcock was a Creepy Old Man Claims Former Starlet

Funny story: Alfred Hitchcock was a Creepy Old Man Claims Former Starlet

Tippi Hedren, former starlet of the Alfred Hitchcock classic The Birds claims that Hitchcock was a creepy old man. "He was constantly ogling at me and making wear low cut tops and he arranged the cameras so he could see my cleavage," claims Hedre...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

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