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Funny story: Robert Kraft, Bill Clinton Create #MeNeither Movement

Robert Kraft, Bill Clinton Create #MeNeither Movement

New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, accused of allegedly paying for sexual favors, has teamed with former President Clinton to create #MeNeither in order to defend themselves and countless other men that may have been falsely accused. Kraft...

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Funny story: Administrative Assistant Feels He Was Sexually Harassed On First Date

Administrative Assistant Feels He Was Sexually Harassed On First Date

Wisconsin. Sources confirmed Tuesday that Biff Spud, a "new hire" at a city administration building in Door County, Wisconsin, was sexually harassed by Human Resources Director, Jennifer Kriels, 39, on a date they had the previous weekend. The...

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Funny story: Biden case leads to new product protection for females “where males gather”

Biden case leads to new product protection for females “where males gather”

Mr. Biden’s possible 2020 campaign for the presidency is currently preoccupied with several females claiming he touched them inappropriately. Despite saying he should “keep his hands to himself,” Ms. Pelosi has explained these gestures by Mr. Bide...

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Funny story: New York Cabbie Accused Of Sexual Harassment For Asking Woman If She Wanted To Go "All The Way To Harlem"

New York Cabbie Accused Of Sexual Harassment For Asking Woman If She Wanted To Go "All The Way To Harlem"

A taxi driver has been questioned by police in relation to sexual harassment after asking a female fare if she wanted to go "all the way to Harlem". The cabbie, Reg Black, picked up white passenger, 43-year-old Sheila Bloodaxe, at New York's John...

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Funny story: New York Diner Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping Waitress

New York Diner Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping Waitress

A male diner at a top New York restaurant was in trouble with the police this evening, after handsomely tipping a waitress who had served him. Stephen Douglas, 36, and his business colleague, Bob Mount, 42, had visited the restaurant to talk over...

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Funny story: London City Gent Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping His Hat To Woman

London City Gent Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping His Hat To Woman

A city gent in a pin-striped suit and a bowler hat, carrying a walking-stick, has been accused of sexual harassment, after he tipped his hat to a woman in a London street. Thomas Middleton-Markham, 56, of city stockbroker firm Grabbit and Quickly,...

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Funny story: Upskirty Stick To Be Removed From Stores

Upskirty Stick To Be Removed From Stores

A company that makes smartphone accessories has announced that its 'Upskirty Stick', the newly-designed successor to the 'Selfie Stick', has been pulled from shelves after the government banned the product. O'Sodomy Accessories say the 'Upskirty S...

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Funny story: Woman Peeled Banana In A Suggestive Manner

Woman Peeled Banana In A Suggestive Manner

A woman travelling on a train in northern England, was witnessed peeling a banana in a suggestive, erotic and provocative manner, claims a man, who might have got it wrong. Heiki Bauer, 19, a German student studying at the University of Hull, was...

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Funny story: Woman Claims Groping by Cabinet Designee as Newborn in NY Nursery

Woman Claims Groping by Cabinet Designee as Newborn in NY Nursery

It may have happened over 50 years ago, but a NY woman claims she remembers it as if it were yesterday. Now she's appalled that her groper is being considered for a top Cabinet post in the current administration. But that's only if he survives a Cong...

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Funny story: Woman Flicked Her Friend's Bean In Full View Of Boss

Woman Flicked Her Friend's Bean In Full View Of Boss

An office worker at a major financial company in New York, landed herself in hot water this afternoon, after an unsavory incident in the firm's canteen. Marsha Wibblestein, 22, was having lunch with co-workers, Gretchen Hilder, Tammy Papp and Bren...

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Funny story: Harvey Wineglass sentenced to 1-year BangHer Management counseling!

Harvey Wineglass sentenced to 1-year BangHer Management counseling!

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a judge in New York City has placed Harvey Wineglass in a compulsory 1-year stay at a facility in New Jersey. A protesting Wineglass was led from the courtroom shouting..."They all begged for it!"...

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Funny story: "I Wanna Sue." Octogenarian Charges His Elementary School with Sexual Harassment

"I Wanna Sue." Octogenarian Charges His Elementary School with Sexual Harassment

Lynwood, CA. An eighty-seven-year-old man has filed a sexual harassment suit against the Lynwood, CA., Elementary School District, charging failure on the part of the district to protect him from predatory female classmates eighty years ago. The liti...

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Funny story: Neighbor's Dog Files Harassment Complaint Against Harvey Weinstein

Neighbor's Dog Files Harassment Complaint Against Harvey Weinstein

New charges in the Harvey Weinstein case show that Weinstein's neighbor's poodle, Rex, has filed a harassment suit against the former movie mogul. The poodle is alleging that Weinstein forced his way through a hedge separating the two properties a...

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Funny story: All Men Will Now Be Required to Wear Body Cameras

All Men Will Now Be Required to Wear Body Cameras

WORLD- Following the explosive revelations about movie mogul Harvey Weinstein's years of predatory sexual behavior, the virality of assault victim hashtag #Metoo, and the growing number of other men being outed as sexual predators, the World has deci...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Has Neck Surgery While on "Vacation"

Bill O'Reilly Has Neck Surgery While on "Vacation"

Bill O'Reilly has quickly realized he can't control the unflattering pictures of him the media have published alongside stories of his alleged sexual harassment of colleagues. So, he decided to do the one thing he could do to improve his appearance:...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's pet rhinocerous, Tiny, comments on his master's abusive ways

Donald Trump's pet rhinocerous, Tiny, comments on his master's abusive ways

NEW YORK, N.Y. - Although it's a hidden fact, the basement of Trump Tower in New York City is reserved for Donald Trump's pet rhinoceros, Tiny, who told this The Spoof writer of emotional, physical, and even sexual abuse he has suffered at the hands...

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Funny story: Roger Ailes Takes Over The Spoof, Writers Replaced By Robots

Roger Ailes Takes Over The Spoof, Writers Replaced By Robots

Kicked out of the news organization that he founded, embattled former Fox CEO Roger Ailes has just purchased The Spoof. The disgraced Ailes bought this publication in a $30,000 deal that he hopes to use to rebuild himself as a media mogul. Shock...

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