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Trump's USA Is Fucked

Funny story: Trump's USA Is Fucked

The shabby way in which the US Senate dealt with the Brett Kavanaugh inquiry indicates that America is fucked, according to one man speaking from the safety of his bedroom, a long way from the US, this morning. The enquiry - not a criminal one - 'ruled' that Supreme Court nominee Kavanaugh had no case to answer, enabling the Senate members to vote him in, by the slenderest margin possible. M...

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Joketsuzoku Warriors Splash Trump, McConnell, Kavanaugh with Nyannichuan Water

WASHINGTON D.C. - Chaos erupted in the nation's capital as elite members of the Joketsuzoku splashed President Donald Trump, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, and Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh with Nyannichuan water from the cursed springs of Jusenkyo. The Joketsuzoku, a tribe of female warriors embedded deep in the deepest mountainous regions of China, were rumored to have died o...

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President Trump Announces Two New Public Holidays

Funny story: President Trump Announces Two New Public Holidays

President Donald Trump has reacted swiftly to the good news about Judge Brett Kavanaugh's being confirmed as Associate Justice Supreme Court by introducing not one, but two, new US national public holidays. The first of these holidays is to be Oct...

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Judge Kavanaugh Is Going Out For Drinks On Friday Night, Women Warned

Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh Is Going Out For Drinks On Friday Night, Women Warned

Newly-confirmed US Supreme Court judge, Brett Kavanaugh, is to meet with friends 'for a few drinks' on Friday evening, and women have been warned to keep their distance. Judge Kavanaugh, who was cleared by a select committee of any sexual wrongdoi...

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Judge Kavanaugh Presses Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start, Gets 30 Lives

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking development, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh plugged an NES controller into his gavel and entered the infamous "Konami code" (Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start), granting him a grand total...

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President Trump And Judge Kavanaugh To Meet About Propriety Of 'To Kill A Mockingbird' And Others

Funny story: President Trump And Judge Kavanaugh To Meet About Propriety Of 'To Kill A Mockingbird' And Others

President Trump and Judge Brett Kavanaugh are to schedule a meeting during which they will consider the 'propriety' of certain contentious books in American literature, including the Harper Lee 'Deep South in the Depression' classic, 'To Kill A Mocki...

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Judge Kavanaugh Declares Rape Legal In Unilateral Decision

Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh Declares Rape Legal In Unilateral Decision

In a move with no apparent legal precedent, Judge Kavanaugh climbed up on top of the big wooden desk, to the surprise of the other "Supremes." He ripped open his robe, baring his chest, and screamed, "I declare rape legal." The other justices rema...

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Kavanaugh To Get His Own TV Show About 'Lying'

Funny story: Kavanaugh To Get His Own TV Show About 'Lying'

Judge Brett Kavanaugh, the man who was cleared by a 'select panel' of any sexual wrongdoing, either in the past or in the future, has reportedly been approached to host his very own television show about lying. It's understood that Kavanaugh is th...

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Dr. Emil Skoda: “Senator Mitch McConnell Believes Every Group That Aren't White Males Are a Mob”

NEW YORK, NY – Dr. Emil Skoda, a psychiatrist who works with the New York Police Department, claimed that Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) suffers from delusion disorder. “In a nutshell, Senator McConnell believes that every congregation of people t...

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Judge Kavanaugh: “I Am An Independent, Impartial Judge That Just So Happens to Hate Democrats”

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an attempt to clear his name, Judge Brett Kavanaugh penned a column in the Wall Street Journal. He started by saying, “I am an independent, impartial judge that just so happens to hate Democrats. I hate them with the force and f...

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Suds ‘n duds op launders Kavanaugh

Funny story: Suds ‘n duds op launders Kavanaugh

With the FBI Investigation ending at any moment, analysts now believe Mr. Kavanaugh's confirmation to the Supreme Court can move right ahead. Given the limitations to the FBI, as with a time-limit of one week, the likelihood is: Candidate AOK.

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If A Future Supreme Court Nominee Wiggles His Penis In A Woman's Face, But Nobody Sees It, Did It Really Happen?

Funny story: If A Future Supreme Court Nominee Wiggles His Penis In A Woman's Face, But Nobody Sees It, Did It Really Happen?

It's a real question. I mean, if he did, or, alternatively, if he didn't, how can we be sure? After all this time, how can it be proven conclusively one way or the other? Indeed, if we want to take things to their logical conclusion, how can ANYTHING be proven conclusively one way or the other? Once upon a time, testimony from 'respected upstanding members of the community', professional...

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Thousands Of Flies Build Nest On Lindsey Graham's Head

Funny story: Thousands Of Flies Build Nest On Lindsey Graham's Head

In the heat of the Judge Kavanaugh hearings, Senator Lindsey Graham started swatting flies, that seemed to be buzzing around him during his address to the Senate floor: "I've made up my mind, and decided BIll Cosby is pre-approved for a spot on th...

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Man Pleads Guilty To Sexual Misconduct In His Sleep

Funny story: Man Pleads Guilty To Sexual Misconduct In His Sleep

A man who has been accused of sexual misconduct whilst asleep, has admitted he is as guilty as the day is long. Bert Kavanagh, 32, a roadsweeper from Muncie, Indiana, told drinking buddies at the Bra Strap pub that, with regard to the charges that...

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Judge Kavanaugh accused of expanding the classic “4 F’s” to “6 F’s”

Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh accused of expanding the classic “4 F’s” to “6 F’s”

Mr. Kavanaugh’s troubles continue to mount as this week new accusations have surfaced from a) a new female accuser and b) Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti. Mr. Avenatti, who also aspires to candidacy in the 2020 presidential election, claim...

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Kavanaugh, Ford and others to undergo “I don’t remember” testing analysis re bio records at under twenty something

Funny story: Kavanaugh, Ford and others to undergo “I don’t remember” testing analysis re bio records at under twenty something

Chairman of the Judiciary Committee, Senator Grassley of Iowa, announced today that additional to testimony next week in the Kavanaugh affair, special memory testing procedures have been initiated. Not the same as lie detector testing, the new mem...

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Judge Kavanaugh Agrees To Marry Accuser And Make Her An Honest Woman

Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh Agrees To Marry Accuser And Make Her An Honest Woman

BILLINGSGATE POST: Judge Brett Kavanaugh notified attorneys for Christine Blasey Ford that he would agree to marry her if she dropped her charges that he attempted to rape her. Citing his responsibility to “make her an honest woman,” Judge Kavanaug...

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The American Dream Over, Trump's American Nightmare Begins

Funny story: The American Dream Over, Trump's American Nightmare Begins

The American Dream, that belief in the freedom that allows all United States citizens and residents to achieve their goals in life through hard work, the opportunity for children to receive an education and subsequent career opportunities, and the ch...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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