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Funny story: Barr Admits that No One Saw the Unredacted Mueller Report Because He Spilled Coffee on It

Barr Admits that No One Saw the Unredacted Mueller Report Because He Spilled Coffee on It

New York, NY Attorney General Barr admitted, after severe press scrutiny, that he spilled coffee on the Mueller Report, and everyone all decided to just say the coffee-stained parts were segments that needed to be censored. "Well, we all know t...

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Funny story: Once More, Bill Barr, Undo the Breach in the Mueller Report

Once More, Bill Barr, Undo the Breach in the Mueller Report

From the quill of Nancy Pelosi, [with apologies to Henry V and William Shakespeare.] To Attorney General Barr: Thou should doubt not that your loyal opposition in this House will prevail in our effort to obtain an unredacted copy of the Mueller...

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Funny story: William Barr Issues New 4-Page Summaries Exonerating "Aunt Becky" Actress Lori Loughlin and R. Kelly of All Crimes

William Barr Issues New 4-Page Summaries Exonerating "Aunt Becky" Actress Lori Loughlin and R. Kelly of All Crimes

Washington - After meeting with President Trump, Attorney General William Barr has issued brief 4-page summaries which direct the appropriate law enforcement jurisdictions in the cases of Lori Loughlin, who played Aunt Becky in "Full House", and rapp...

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Funny story: Mueller Report Released, With Redactions

Mueller Report Released, With Redactions

Anticipation is building towards the release of Robert Mueller’s report on interaction between the Donald Trump campaign and Russia. Will the report show collusion between the future president and a hostile foreign power? Many Democrats believe so, w...

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Funny story: Attorney General’s Trump Pardon Letter ‘Copied & Pasted From Spoof Website

Attorney General’s Trump Pardon Letter ‘Copied & Pasted From Spoof Website

Washington AC/DC - (Up Yer Ass Mess): President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey because a severed horse’s head ‘suddenly appeared in the First Lady’s White House four-poster’ the US Attorney General has told Congress. In a four-page memo exc...

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Funny story: AG Sessions Risks Awakening Stoner Vote

AG Sessions Risks Awakening Stoner Vote

In an attempt to thwart the Republican Reeperbahn in next years elections, liberal activists and Democrats are using the fear of regressive marijuana policies to recruit pot smokers who wouldn't vote otherwise. Portia Nicolya of Rationalize US Mar...

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Funny story: Sessions In Court

Sessions In Court

President elect, Donald Trump, new Attorney General, Jeff Sessions has had to rapidly deny that he has any KKK connections or sympathies. He seemed relaxed as he sat back in his high backed ivory chair and smiled. Sessions said: I can categoricall...

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Funny story: Wasserman Schultz Rewarded by Donald Trump

Wasserman Schultz Rewarded by Donald Trump

Debbie Wasserman Schultz was head of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) who devised a limited debate schedule for the Clinton-Sanders primary contest. She also scheduled the debates to be held at a time when viewing would be limited. All of t...

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Funny story: Attorney General invokes deity to decide Petraeus case

Attorney General invokes deity to decide Petraeus case

Attorney General Eric Holder yesterday claimed the Petraeus case will be decided "at the highest" level in an "appropriate" way. Meanwhile, Senator Feinstein urged that people can't be too careful with their behaviors in various chambers when they...

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Funny story: Reba Mcentire Outraged After Obama Names Loretta Lynch to US Attorney General

Reba Mcentire Outraged After Obama Names Loretta Lynch to US Attorney General

NASHVILLE, TN - Country superstar singer, Reba Mcentire, told The Spoof today that she was outraged that President Obama named Loretta Lynn to the top law enforcement position in America. Reba said she Turned On The radio and apparently became The...

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Funny story: NASA To Sue The Netherland Antilles

NASA To Sue The Netherland Antilles

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The National Aeronautics Space Administration is reportedly in the process of suing the Netherland Antilles. According to NASA spokesperson General Langston P. Kokomo, the space administration has learned that the government of...

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Funny story: President Obama Changes Stance on Drug Legalization After Being Caught With Bag of Weed

President Obama Changes Stance on Drug Legalization After Being Caught With Bag of Weed

Several hours after publicly declaring his opposition to the legalization of such currently prohibited drugs as heroin, cocaine and marijuana, President Barack Obama retracted his anti-legalization statement and told reporters that his administration...

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Funny story: Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.

Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.

The Attorney General is to investigate comments made by Joey Barton on Twitter during a heated debate with Anfield Cat. The scouse moggy became an internet sensation after running onto the pitch during last night's game between Liverpool and Spurs...

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Funny story: If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear...

If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear...

MI5, MI6, London precinct: The mystery of Dr David Kelly, is one where the British public know a cover up when they see one. If the truth were ever to come out, Tony bLIAR would be on trial accused of conspiring to murder Dr David Kelly... Tony bLI...

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Funny story: Attorney General Eric Holder Orders Arrest Of President Obama For Illegal Assassination Of Bin Laden

Attorney General Eric Holder Orders Arrest Of President Obama For Illegal Assassination Of Bin Laden

This is not your typical "man bites dog" incident. Up until now, both Obama and the man he appointed Attorney General, Eric Holder, were of the same legal bent. Each were well left of center and agreed that the government should not be in the busin...

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Funny story: US Attorney General Still Hasn't Read Law

US Attorney General Still Hasn't Read Law

US Attorney General Eric Holder admitted he did not read the Arizona immigration law. The mainstream media ignored this shocking admission. When it was pointed out to Holder that the Arizona law specifically prohibited the use of race as probable c...

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Funny story: Connecticut Attorney General and Senate Candidate Richard Blumenthal Lied About Military Record

Connecticut Attorney General and Senate Candidate Richard Blumenthal Lied About Military Record

Connecticut's Attorney General and probably Democratic Senatorial Candidate is in hot water nationwide for claiming to be a Vietnam Veteran (when he was not). He is also in trouble for claiming to have been the captain of the Harvard University Swim...

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