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Mueller wonders whether he should just get up the courage and ask Trump whether he colluded.

Funny story: Mueller wonders whether he should just get up the courage and ask Trump whether he colluded.

After spending months asking friends of Trump, hinting that he was interested, or hoping he'd make the first move, top sources report Robert Mueller may just go out and ask Trump whether he colluded. "Yeah, I'm tired of dancing around it, and I think...

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Trump To Resign

Funny story: Trump To Resign

Trump to resign! He'll squeal to Mueller. Claimed he said, "Mueller's one great guy! He’s a man with real guts and good ideas. I love the guy. He also looks a lot like Gregory Peck.” Then added, “When Peck was alive. There's no truth to the rumor...

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Slim And Dirty Discuss Skanks, Mueller And The Quasimodo Effect

Funny story: Slim And Dirty Discuss Skanks, Mueller And The Quasimodo Effect

BILLINGSGATE POST: Regardless of your political leanings, a chance to be privy to a once-in-life-time conversation between Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler as they talk about the ultimate trifecta; Skanks, Mueller and the Quasimodo...

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Michael Cohen Lying About Not Telling The Truth?

Funny story: Michael Cohen Lying About Not Telling The Truth?

There have been some sensational scenes in US politics this week, with Michael Cohen, the one-time attorney of US president, Donald Trump, freely admitting under questioning that he had previously lied to Congress when he said that Trump had ceased n...

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Michael Cohen: Sasha Made Me Sing Like A Canary

Funny story: Michael Cohen: Sasha Made Me Sing Like A Canary

BILLINGSGATE POST: "When The Twilight Is Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing." But the songbirds were singing. Michael Cohen just performed acapella for James Mueller, or so he thought. Although both have the same surname, Michael and Sasha Bar...

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Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?

Funny story: Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?

US President, Donald J. Trump, has been in the job 666 days today, 16 November, having taken office on 20 January 2017, and has been busy living up to his 'devilish' reputation by hinting that Robert Mueller, in charge of the 'Russia investigation',...

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FBI-Russian Collusion: Wasted Days And Wasted Nights

Funny story: FBI-Russian Collusion: Wasted Days And Wasted Nights

BILLINGSGATE POST: The pigeon should have known better. He shouldn’t have bothered. But indifferent to the risks involved, he allowed himself to be inveigled into being made part of a clandestine operation from which no ascertainable gain could be...

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FBI-Russian Collusion: When The Twilight Is Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing

Funny story: FBI-Russian Collusion: When The Twilight Is Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was just another stinking night under the stars for Slim Everdingle and his faithless comrade, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler.. The cicadas were listless and in a foul mood because the Dutch Elm disease had beaten them to the...

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FBI-Russian Collusion: Slim And Dirty Tell War Stories While On Stake-Out

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was just another long night for Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler. Surreptitiously parked in the vintage Studebaker Champion that had served them well since 1951, Slim sat hunched over the steering wheel whi...

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Slim Everdingle: Sexually Savaged By Three Liberal Swamp Rats.

Funny story: Slim Everdingle: Sexually Savaged By Three Liberal Swamp Rats.

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was just another long night for Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler. Surreptitiously parked in the vintage Studebaker Champion that had served them well since 1951, Slim sat hunched over the steering wheel while munching on a stale, chocolate, old fashion Dunkin' Donut. Dirty, reeking of two-day old underwear, added to the odiferous atmosphere by squeezing off...

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Russian-FBI Collusion Part 3: The Passing Of The Dossier

Funny story: Russian-FBI Collusion Part 3: The Passing Of The Dossier

BILLINGSGATE POST: The last episode ended with Special Agents Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Tricks” Detwiler passing gas to relieve the tension in their 1951 Studebaker Commander while in the midst of one the greatest handoffs of bogus intellig...

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Russian-FBI Collusion Part 2: The Secret Meeting Of Comey And Mueller

Funny story: Russian-FBI Collusion Part 2: The Secret Meeting Of Comey And Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: Everdingle was wearing his standard issue Dickies Short Sleave Mechanics Coveralls with a V-Neck, Fruit-Of-The-Loom white tee shirt underneath. A 9mm Heckler & Koch MPS sub machine gun was strapped to his thigh. With his ta...

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The Ticking Time Bomb: The Real Story Of Russian-FBI Collusion

Funny story: The Ticking Time Bomb: The Real Story Of Russian-FBI Collusion

BILLINGSGATE POST: The metronomic ticking of the time bomb that would provide kaleidoscopic evidence that the FBI was colluding with the Russians was forcing Special Agent Slim Everdingle into making a virtual Hobson’s Choice; whether to go with his...

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Giuliani Says That The Truth is NOT Truth!

Funny story: Giuliani Says That The Truth is NOT Truth!

Today on Meet The Press, Rudy don't define anything Giuliani, claimed on National television the Truth is not Truth. This is why President Trump has not been willing to submit to questioning by Robert Mueller, for fear that Trump's Truth will not mat...

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The Robert Manafort Trial: The Making of a Master, Art Tiste

Funny story: The Robert Manafort Trial: The Making of a Master, Art Tiste

Alexandria, VA — Art Tiste, an impressionistic watercolor painter employed by the USA All the Way tabloid, who asked to remain anonymous, says he hopes the trial of Paul Manafort continues for “as long as possible.” Manafort's financial fraud trial i...

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Mueller: A Cheap Polyester Sylvester Ambulance Chaser

Funny story: Mueller: A Cheap Polyester Sylvester Ambulance Chaser

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump unleashed yet another personal insult to Special Counsel Robert Mueller today. In a Tweet written at 4:00 AM Trump Time, the President registered his disdain for Mueller and his team of Democrat attorneys: "It'...

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Coming Soon: Trump Removed From Office

Funny story: Coming Soon: Trump Removed From Office

When Donald Trump is removed from office for fraud, collusion, bad tweets, terrible hairdo, obstruction of justice, due to stealing his election with the help of his Russians pals, all of his judicial appointments and executive orders will have to be...

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Mueller Indicts 811 Russians and 72 Million Americans for Election Meddling on Social Media

Funny story: Mueller Indicts 811 Russians and 72 Million Americans for Election Meddling on Social Media

Washington - All Indictments have finally been handed down in the Russian election meddling investigation by the Justice Department and Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller. The individuals, including 811 Russian nationals, President Trump and 72 mil...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

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