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The Illegitimate President

Funny story: The Illegitimate President

James Clapper Jr. said it first. He didn’t just cast doubt on his legitimacy, he said it loud and clear that Trump was the illegitimate president of the United States. Take that tweeter! James Clapper earned his stripes; doing so legitimately.

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Mueller: "Going After Trump Is Like Trying To Shoot A Dyspeptic Anchovy With A Spear Gun"

Funny story: Mueller: "Going After Trump Is Like Trying To Shoot A Dyspeptic Anchovy With A Spear Gun"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Wile E Mueller, after once again having to listen to the echo of the melodious MEEP MEEP! bouncing off the giant arms of the Saguaro cacti that populate the Sonoran Desert, threw his coyote arms up in disgust as he snatched a flee...

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Attorney General gets the Hammer and Sickle

Funny story: Attorney General gets the Hammer and Sickle

President Trump has appointed Vladimir Putin as Attorney General after Jeff Sessions' resignation. Sessions admitted that his loyalty toward Trump has diminished after Trump defiled him in the public sphere, even though rumblings in the Capitol s...

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Special Counsel Mueller caught in undercover work with Stormy Daniels denies prurient interest

Funny story: Special Counsel Mueller caught in undercover work with Stormy Daniels denies prurient interest

Interviewed by Sean Hannity of FOX News, Mr. Mueller insisted his session with Ms. Daniels was “entirely business, as part of the investigation.” Nevertheless, Mr. Hannity pursued the question of why Mr. Mueller had gone about his visit in this wa...

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Trump Runner Dodges New ACME Golden Pee Pee Anvil

Funny story: Trump Runner Dodges New ACME Golden Pee Pee Anvil

BILLINGSGATE POST: The only thing missing from this Norman Rockwell picture is his signature. The tranquil Sonoran Desert setting, where hundreds of episodes memorializing the epic battles between the Trump Runner and his sinister foil, none other...

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Putin Demands Trump Fire Mueller

Funny story: Putin Demands Trump Fire Mueller

Using the “back channel” line that bypassed US intelligence agencies and was suggested by son-in-law Jared Kushner, Vladimir Putin telephoned his friend at the White House from a Kremlin basement. “Ducky, you have to fire Mueller today. Mueller i...

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Robert Mueller's Hollywood Access Moment

Funny story: Robert Mueller's Hollywood Access Moment

Robert Mueller, overheard talking to Billy Bush while exiting a Hollywood Access bus: “I’m moving on him, and I’m succeeding. I will try to fuck him. He’s married, you know—three times. But I’m moving on him very heavily. In fact, I took hi...

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The Trump Runner Tweets: Just Call Him Shift E Mueller

Funny story: The Trump Runner Tweets: Just Call Him Shift E Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the beginning, the scene of the epic battles between the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller took place among the stately saguaro cacti that studded the shifting sands of the Sonoran Desert. Too many ACME ANVILS to count were drop...

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Wile E Mueller: "Trump Runner Tied to Russian Anvil Company"

Funny story: Wile E Mueller: "Trump Runner Tied to Russian Anvil Company"

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the beginning there was nothing. In the middle there was nothing. And after over one year later, there is still nothing. And nothing pisses off Wile E Mueller more than hearing the MEEP MEEP! of the pesty Trump Runner as he b...

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The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller: Round 2

Funny story: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller: Round 2

BILLINGSGATE POST:: In the beginning, under the remote skies of the Arizona desert, there was nothing that would draw the eye of the raven into focus quicker than the epic confrontation of the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller. This was before the co...

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Russophobia diagnosed as swollen media glands and bacteria mites at lobus occipitalis publicae

Funny story: Russophobia diagnosed as swollen media glands and bacteria mites at lobus occipitalis publicae

Recent occipital lobe studies at Oxford and MIT universities have at last defined causes in the epidemic of Russophobia sweeping the globe. Russophobia = Russian meddling directed by Vladimir Putin wearing black gloves and hunching his back, or fo...

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The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

Funny story: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: The tortuous twists and turns of this epic battle between the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller, who some say is being funded by the ACME Corporation, has reached the point of diminishing returns. The ACME Corporation, which i...

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Trump And Mueller Seen At Kareoke Bar Singing Together

Funny story: Trump And Mueller Seen At Kareoke Bar Singing Together

BILLINGSGATE POST: During this morning's White House briefing, Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirmed the rumor that the President and Robert Mueller were seen together at Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar last night with their arms around each other's...

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Mueller discovered as King Lear in Off-Broadway production

Funny story: Mueller discovered as King Lear in Off-Broadway production

Following recent indictment of the 13 trolls, Special Counsel Robert Mueller has emerged at the center of another controversy. Talk of “the need for a second special counsel” is all over the MSM networks. Update: The Trump-Putin collusion case...

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Mueller investigation to star in new TV drama: “I found commies for the FBI”

Funny story: Mueller investigation to star in new TV drama: “I found commies for the FBI”

In response to the Mueller investigation’s indictment of last Friday, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein’s office has issued a series of NOT statements. Mr. Mueller’s indictment is: Not allegation that Americans were participants in the med...

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Trump.com™ to issue Pre-Emptive Kremlin Pardons for 13 Indicted Russians Cyber Spies

Funny story: Trump.com™ to issue Pre-Emptive Kremlin Pardons for 13 Indicted Russians Cyber Spies

Following the now accepted Presidential standard of offering Pardons for loyal party hacks who provide diffusion for the fake Russian investigation. The latest batch of lucky Pardonees are out of the starting box early. In fact the Pardons were ann...

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Hillary Clinton Named Proper President of United States

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Named Proper President of United States

Seems that last year, Newsweek magazine published an essay by Harvard Professor Lawrence Lessig. You gotta believe Harvard. It ain't Trump University. Professor Lessig speculated, that if Robert Mueller found evidence of Russian interference in a...

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Mueller drops Russian Investigtion after Trump.com™ and Putin assures him there was no collusion with Russia - Meanwhile Trump.com™ prepares Pre-emptive Pardon for Manfart and Cohorts

Funny story: Mueller drops Russian Investigtion after Trump.com™ and Putin assures him there was no collusion with Russia - Meanwhile Trump.com™ prepares Pre-emptive Pardon for Manfart and Cohorts

Despite 12 indictments for Trump.com™ associates he denies any collusion with Russia and it was purely coincidental Manfart was his campaign manager the same time he was receiving payments from a foreign power. Muellers strategy was up to no...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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