The old hens posing as widows in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, had something to cluck about this weekend. An early morning raid on Elmer Smuckmeister’s farmhouse Friday morning by FBI agents caught everyone in the small farming village by surprise.
BALD KNOB, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The FBI conducted a pre-dawn raid on the Wigged Out Weasel wig emporium on Hirsute Boulevard. Federal officers confiscated over 189 different types of wigs, toupees and merkins, many imported from Denmark, Jap…
BILLINGSGATE POST: As incongruous as it may seem, the infamous Flyface and Donald Trump are being mentioned in the same sentence because both were unsuccessfully pursued by the FBI. As of this writing, both are still at large, even as their pictur…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Any one who hasn’t seen Mike Lindell tout his new My Pillow 2.0 either is sleeping or comatose. With its new temperature technology, along with its My Pillow patented adjustable fill, your restless nights are over. If you bel…
PONCHATOULA, Louisiana - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, has informed the American public that President Biden has just named the new assistant director of the FBI. The woman is a 9-year veteran of the FBI and her n…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an unprecedented raid this morning, 36 armed-to-the-teeth FBI agents with Special Warfare Night Vision Goggles, snuck up on the sleeping hairpiece of Donald Trump. Backed up by a dozen or so armored vehicles, two spanking new M…
Jim Jones was a very masculine muscular FBI Guy who had to impersonate a 14-year-old girl at On - line sites. He went by 'Cindy' and was hit upon by many sexual predators - and put many of them in jail. He was phenomenally successful at his job.
BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in a Senate Oversight Committee hearing, FBI Director Christopher Wray, when asked if the Hunter Biden laptop revelations were part of a Russian misinformation plot, he dismissively shrugged his shoulders, doing his bes…
Donald Trump goes soprano. Not like the television series, but in his tone of voice. Do-Re-Me-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do! Mr.Trump doesn't exactly speak in a soprano singer's tone, oh no. But whenever Trump is telling a lie (a huge one to support his dub…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – During the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, members of the FBI and the Navy Seals found a highly secret, classified video of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump meeting with known terrorist leaders at The Hotel Ohh La La in New Or…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, reports that a fully armed FBI special unit snatched his smart phone yesterday. Armed to the teeth in full camouflage combat gear, with night vision goggles and grenade launchers, the FBI moved in…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (US Satire) - President Biden has received and read the CIA report on voting irregularities found in Wyoming regarding the 2020 Presidential Election count. A spokesperson for the CIA stated that GOP members who were on the Wyo…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an exclusive interview with Quasimodo Veritas, a whistleblower from the FBI revealed that the real reason the Mar-A-Lago raid was carried out by the FBI and DOJ was to provide documentation that Donald Trump was planning to us…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to The Drive Thru News Agency, thousands of the members of the Proud Boys, who terroristically assaulted the nation's Capitol on Jan. 6, on the Trumpturd's command, are actually members of the far right, extr…
Donald Trump Jr. had ample free time and was not shooting and killing any elephants or giraffes in Africa. Yes, he was available and could quickly identify all of his father's documents in one fast snap. Like boom! "Done!" said Judge Aileen Cannon…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (US Satire) - The Vox Populi News Agency has just learned that the Federal Bureau of Investigation has revealed that Trump willingly gave Russian President Putin the extremely secret combination numbers to all of the Fort Knox doors.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - 47 state attorney generals have just stated that with the latest relevation regarding Trump, there is just no way in hellacious hell that "Pervy," as Stormy Daniels calls him, is not going away to prison, for a long,…
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