Not shying away from applying antiquated and little-used statutes in the interest of protecting the United States government from the actions of journalists, federal prosecutors have added a 19th count to the 18-count indictment against Wikileaks fou...
Today Canadian officials sheepishly admitted to a plot to take over the United States by slowly causing Americans' health to fail. Knowing the state of American healthcare, the idea was to overload the system with bad backs, knees and ankles. How?...
Washington AC/DC, USA - (ReUterus): Fans of presidential mouthpiece Sarah Huckabee Sanders are wondering if ex-Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky is related to Trump’s skew-faced press secretary who has been outed telling porkies about the FBI. The t...
Washington AC/DC - (Up Yer Ass Mess): President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey because a severed horse’s head ‘suddenly appeared in the First Lady’s White House four-poster’ the US Attorney General has told Congress. In a four-page memo exc...
Washington - (Rotters): The former FBI Director was fired by Donald Trump because a top secret KGB intelligence report named James Comey as the most likely next President of the United States. Compiled by the heads of Russian, Chinese and Iranian...
WASHINGTON DC - Another former FBI official who was fired for "misconduct" has written another "Tell All" book with the typical DC criticism of President Donald Trump. Breaking with the "old tradition" of keeping secrets and honoring non-disclosure a...
New York, NYC - (Rotters): FBI agents are studying reports that a 2015 Manhattan-wide temporal lobotomy** triggered a former bigwig prosecutor’s unsolved drive-by shooting according to statements plagiarised from a Russian fake news site. This mo...
SAN FRANCISCO - As politicians in Washington DC struggle with whether or not walls can do anything, one point of debate concerns the flow of drugs on the southern border. In a shocking revelation from a member of Congress, only 10% of Illegal Drug Sh...
BILLINGSGATE POST: BUZZNUTTS, the official source of leaks from Mueller’s Special Counsels Office, verified that the albino raccoon hairpiece that was given to Mr. Trump by Vladimir Putin shortly after he was elected will be indicted. The controver...
BILLINGSGATE POST: If anyone believed President Trump would throw the towel in after seeing Roger Stone in shackles, they should think again. It was earlier reported that Robert Mueller had approved of a Tomahawk Missile strike on Roger Stone i...
Tamper, Florida - (Rumpy-Dumpy News): Bob Mueller’s Rasher Inquiry took a dramatic new turn today with the arrest of an old mucker pal of President Don T Rump. Ex-GOP pork bellies peddler Roger Stoned got a 6am federal house call at his Tamper, F...
Washington, D.C. President Trump lost a little spring in his step when it was revealed that the Mueller Investigation would continue because its funding isn't affected during a government shutdown. Trump was even more nervous when he found out th...
St. Moritz, Switzerland - Please, do not make the "Shock-Face".... The standard, reassuring sympathy in a quiet voice saying - "golly, we never saw this coming" is enough. You know, I know, and WE ALL KNOW that this story could have been written two years ago. Can you remember the day when you saw "The Head of the CIA" (or some other "Top Intel Official") on a women's morning talk show? ... And t...
Galápagos Islands, Ecuador - (Agencies, Associated Mess): There are reports this weekend that FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller has subpoenaed a dozen indigenous Ecuadorian ‘bird watchers’ in the ongoing Rump Golden Showers Witch *unt probe. Pap...
WASHINGTON DC - Representatives for the FBI have announced that First Lady Melania Trump may be implicated on capital crimes related to Witchcraft and Russian Collusion in the 2016 US Presidential Election. Although a large number of law enforcem...
Mr. Bin Salman’s dream was recovered via Google’s new app DreemSeen2.0—available only to those who can afford it, as with himself. The app downloads to expensive phones, requiring a plug-into-earhole function when sleeping. A surgically impla...
The clean bill of health given by the FBI to Brett Kavanaugh has opened a fresh can of worms filled with convicted sex offenders who are also demanding new four day FBI investigations to clear their collective names. Attorney General Jeff Session...
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