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Funny story: Where’s Hunter? FBI Clueless Again

Where’s Hunter? FBI Clueless Again

BILLINGSGATE POST: Mysterious things happen in the Hoover Building where the FBI is headquartered. Although traditional thinking has it that the building was named after former FBI Director and cross-dresser, J Edgar Hoover, more and more, it appear…

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Funny story: Biden Names Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler To Head FBI

Biden Names Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler To Head FBI

BILLINGSGATE POST: For the first time since J Edgar Hoover, the FBI will have a director who is not beholden to anyone. Today, President Biden announced that he is replacing Christopher Wray with a man who has no boundaries, a man who can’t be bought…

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Funny story: President Trump Sells a Destroyer to Kim Jong-un

President Trump Sells a Destroyer to Kim Jong-un

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The FBI has announced that the United States government has just sold a U.S. destroyer to North Korea. FBI agent Aloysius Browser told the news media that the sale was discovered when a White House cleaning lady…

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Funny story: FBI Estimates 31 Million Russians in US

FBI Estimates 31 Million Russians in US

WASHINGTON DC - Early in the 2016 Election Year, US Intelligence Agencies began investigations for Russian influence. Democrats often blame the Hillary Presidential Election Loss on CIA incompetence. Initially, the most convincing evidence for Donald…

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Funny story: A Tire Shop In East Los Angeles Caught Making Counterfeit Condoms

A Tire Shop In East Los Angeles Caught Making Counterfeit Condoms

EAST LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - FBI agents raided The Tsunami Tire Shop after getting a report that employees were producing counterfeit condoms and selling them at flea markets. Agent Gulliver J. Sorrento stated that the knock-off condoms look…

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Funny story: The Steele Dossier: Garbanzo Beans And Chick Pea

The Steele Dossier: Garbanzo Beans And Chick Pea

BILLINGSGATE POST: Lost in the Inspector General report about the FBI’s investigation into Trump-Russia collusion, a newly declassified footnote shows that the FBI’s main source for its collusion allegation - Christopher Steele - was known to be a l…

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Funny story: FBI Releases KKK Surveillance Blooper Video

FBI Releases KKK Surveillance Blooper Video

This morning, the FBI has released a video compiling some of the wackiest bloopers from their surveillance of the Ku Klux Klan. Highlights include Grand Dragon Willis “Scooter” Russell tripping on his robe, the Klan mistakenly burning a cross on t…

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Funny story: Republican Groups are Placing All The Blame For the Minneapolis Uprising on Trump’s Shoulders

Republican Groups are Placing All The Blame For the Minneapolis Uprising on Trump’s Shoulders

NEW YORK CITY – Three of the country’s largest anti-Trump Republican organizations are placing 100% of the blame for the uprising in Minneapolis on one Donald Johnny Trump. George Conway's Dump Trump 2020, said that, if Trump had been running the...

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Funny story: FBI Agents Discover 4,000 Counterfeit Viagra Pills in the White House

FBI Agents Discover 4,000 Counterfeit Viagra Pills in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is quite upset that FBI agents presented him with a search warrant and waltzed right into the White House. Trump demanded that they leave immediately. The agents were not impressed in the least, and they told...

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Funny story: UNMASKED: Biden Phone Calls To Cannabis Store Revealed

UNMASKED: Biden Phone Calls To Cannabis Store Revealed

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an exclusive to the BILLINGSGATE POST, it was revealed today that the CIA, FBI, NSA, The National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency and the Defense Intelligence Agency, all had been monitoring Joe Biden’s phone calls from the base...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Been Forced to Wear a Protective Medical Mask

President Trump Has Been Forced to Wear a Protective Medical Mask

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After weeks and weeks of saying that he will never wear a medical mask, President Trump has relented. And he is only going to wear it because he has been instructed by the FBI, the CIA, and the IUD, that he must comply with Unit...

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Funny story: The FBI is Investigating President Trump and Vice-President Pence for Not Wearing Medical Masks

The FBI is Investigating President Trump and Vice-President Pence for Not Wearing Medical Masks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper is reporting that the Federal Bureau of Investigation, has issued a statement reminding Trump and Pence (the modern day Laurel & Hardy) that they are not above the law. The Daily Wind noted t...

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Funny story: Roger Stone’s Yorkie Just Got Hosed

Roger Stone’s Yorkie Just Got Hosed

BILLINGSGATE POST: The noose just got tighter for Roger Stone. Judge Amy Jackson Berman denied him a retrial. The only man in the World with a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back is going to have to wait for President Trump to pardon him. Judge B...

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Funny story: Who Framed Roger Stone’s Yorkie?

Who Framed Roger Stone’s Yorkie?

BILLINGSGATE POST: On January 15, 2019, the only man in the world with a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back, was apprehended by an FBI Swat Team in the early morning hours at his home in Florida. Newly-revealed TOP SECRET documents decoded by BI...

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Funny story: The FBI, The CIA, and Even The Ku Klux Klan Are All Insisting That President Trump Get Tested For COVID-19 Immediately

The FBI, The CIA, and Even The Ku Klux Klan Are All Insisting That President Trump Get Tested For COVID-19 Immediately

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has been sent a registered letter informing him that he has to get tested for the Coronavirus as soon as possible. The FBI, The CIA, and even The Ku Klux Klan are demanding that the Trumpster get checked out.

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Funny story: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Arrested By FBI Storm Troopers

Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Arrested By FBI Storm Troopers

BILLINGSGATE POST: A potential apocalypse averted: Outmanned and outgunned, the albino raccoon hairpiece of President Trump surrendered to FBI Storm Troopers early this morning. In an audacious mix of chutzpah and downright arrogance, the FBI strik...

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Funny story: FBI Storm Troopers Terrorized By Roger Stone’s Yorkies: Suffering From PTSD

FBI Storm Troopers Terrorized By Roger Stone’s Yorkies: Suffering From PTSD

BILLINGSGATE POST: As the owner of two Yorkies, Roger Stone knows how scary it must have been for the FBI Storm Troopers who were terrorized by his little babies when they came to arrest him at dawn at his home in Fort Lauderdale. As the master o...

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