BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - In what has to be one of the most astounding counterfeit stories ever, an unemployed sign painter, has just been taken into custody by agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - Reports from several news agencies state that the Federal Bureau of Investigation has opened up an investigatory investigation into the dangerously serious fucked up antics of Willard Carroll Smith, Jr. A spokesper…
DETROIT – (Satire News) – Agents from the FBI report confiscating close to $1 million in U.S. government food stamps . The agents entered the Oh Hell Yeah, We Got’s It Bro Pawn Shop, located in downtown Detroit. After 2 minutes of searching they…
MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – Reports coming from The Daily Dirt News Agency state that a dozen agents from the FBI conducted a pre-dawn raid on Trump’s Dixieland mansion, Mar-a-Lago. The Federal officers confiscated over 27 computers, lap tops, iP…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Federal Buerau of Investigation is now looking into the allegations that the Trumptard (aka Donald Trump) tried to get favors from a private business entitiy. Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, whose attorney fee…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pruneface was a high-ranking Nazi saboteur working surreptitiously in the U.S. during the Second World War. His code-name was "Boche" (the French word for "German"). Although he looked like a prune, his deep wrinkles were the resu…
GULF SHORES, Alabama – (Satire News) – Federal agents who were tipped off by informants, raided several local bars on the Redneck Riviera, and confiscated a total of 37 AR-15 semi-automatic weapons, 16 shotguns, 13 Glock 9’s, 2 grenade launchers, and…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reliable source within the White House, who knows the New York attorney general, says that the word on the streets of Manhattan, is that the worst president in the history of presidents – Donald John Trump,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the interest of “Freedom of Information” the FBI has had to legally release some info that Trump and his ass-kissing friends have tried for three years to suppress. An unnamed spokesperson for the FBI, told th…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – After gunfire broke out at a Washington Nationals – San Diego Padres game causing a mini-stampede, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, says that the culprit has been caught. The shooter, whose name was not released, all…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – The FBI has reported that they have just captured the infamous Taliban director of covert external operations. FBI Agent Thurman W. Glassmaker, informed the news media that Abu Bak Fu Mufumi, 31, has been sailing under…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI has just informed the former one-term president that he has been officially prohibited from further peddling his ridiculously unsubstantiated, conspiracy theories. And of course the “Man Baby,” reacted…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Lately, there has been much conversation concerning Unidentified Flying Objects. After a full investigation by various intelligence agencies, the following report, including the transcript of an alien conversation, was just declas…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mysterious things happen in the Hoover Building where the FBI is headquartered. Although traditional thinking has it that the building was named after former FBI Director and cross-dresser, J Edgar Hoover, more and more, it appear…
BILLINGSGATE POST: For the first time since J Edgar Hoover, the FBI will have a director who is not beholden to anyone. Today, President Biden announced that he is replacing Christopher Wray with a man who has no boundaries, a man who can’t be bought…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The FBI has announced that the United States government has just sold a U.S. destroyer to North Korea. FBI agent Aloysius Browser told the news media that the sale was discovered when a White House cleaning lady…
WASHINGTON DC - Early in the 2016 Election Year, US Intelligence Agencies began investigations for Russian influence. Democrats often blame the Hillary Presidential Election Loss on CIA incompetence. Initially, the most convincing evidence for Donald…
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