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Funny story: Republican Groups are Placing All The Blame For the Minneapolis Uprising on Trump’s Shoulders

Republican Groups are Placing All The Blame For the Minneapolis Uprising on Trump’s Shoulders

NEW YORK CITY – Three of the country’s largest anti-Trump Republican organizations are placing 100% of the blame for the uprising in Minneapolis on one Donald Johnny Trump. George Conway's Dump Trump 2020, said that, if Trump had been running the...

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Funny story: FBI Agents Discover 4,000 Counterfeit Viagra Pills in the White House

FBI Agents Discover 4,000 Counterfeit Viagra Pills in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is quite upset that FBI agents presented him with a search warrant and waltzed right into the White House. Trump demanded that they leave immediately. The agents were not impressed in the least, and they told...

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Funny story: UNMASKED: Biden Phone Calls To Cannabis Store Revealed

UNMASKED: Biden Phone Calls To Cannabis Store Revealed

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an exclusive to the BILLINGSGATE POST, it was revealed today that the CIA, FBI, NSA, The National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency and the Defense Intelligence Agency, all had been monitoring Joe Biden’s phone calls from the base...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Been Forced to Wear a Protective Medical Mask

President Trump Has Been Forced to Wear a Protective Medical Mask

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After weeks and weeks of saying that he will never wear a medical mask, President Trump has relented. And he is only going to wear it because he has been instructed by the FBI, the CIA, and the IUD, that he must comply with Unit...

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Funny story: The FBI is Investigating President Trump and Vice-President Pence for Not Wearing Medical Masks

The FBI is Investigating President Trump and Vice-President Pence for Not Wearing Medical Masks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper is reporting that the Federal Bureau of Investigation, has issued a statement reminding Trump and Pence (the modern day Laurel & Hardy) that they are not above the law. The Daily Wind noted t...

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Funny story: Roger Stone’s Yorkie Just Got Hosed

Roger Stone’s Yorkie Just Got Hosed

BILLINGSGATE POST: The noose just got tighter for Roger Stone. Judge Amy Jackson Berman denied him a retrial. The only man in the World with a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back is going to have to wait for President Trump to pardon him. Judge B...

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Funny story: Who Framed Roger Stone’s Yorkie?

Who Framed Roger Stone’s Yorkie?

BILLINGSGATE POST: On January 15, 2019, the only man in the world with a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back, was apprehended by an FBI Swat Team in the early morning hours at his home in Florida. Newly-revealed TOP SECRET documents decoded by BI...

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Funny story: The FBI, The CIA, and Even The Ku Klux Klan Are All Insisting That President Trump Get Tested For COVID-19 Immediately

The FBI, The CIA, and Even The Ku Klux Klan Are All Insisting That President Trump Get Tested For COVID-19 Immediately

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has been sent a registered letter informing him that he has to get tested for the Coronavirus as soon as possible. The FBI, The CIA, and even The Ku Klux Klan are demanding that the Trumpster get checked out.

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Funny story: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Arrested By FBI Storm Troopers

Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Arrested By FBI Storm Troopers

BILLINGSGATE POST: A potential apocalypse averted: Outmanned and outgunned, the albino raccoon hairpiece of President Trump surrendered to FBI Storm Troopers early this morning. In an audacious mix of chutzpah and downright arrogance, the FBI strik...

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Funny story: FBI Storm Troopers Terrorized By Roger Stone’s Yorkies: Suffering From PTSD

FBI Storm Troopers Terrorized By Roger Stone’s Yorkies: Suffering From PTSD

BILLINGSGATE POST: As the owner of two Yorkies, Roger Stone knows how scary it must have been for the FBI Storm Troopers who were terrorized by his little babies when they came to arrest him at dawn at his home in Fort Lauderdale. As the master o...

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Funny story: President Trump Impersonator Arrested

President Trump Impersonator Arrested

A man accused of attempting to impersonate the US president, Donald Trump, has been arrested by police in Washington, DC. The man, whose true identity has not yet been established, was apprehended in the Safeway supermarket in Fairlington, where h...

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Funny story: Pure as the driven snow competes with peculiar stench over Washington

Pure as the driven snow competes with peculiar stench over Washington

Reports continue that occupants of the Washington D.C. area have been distracted by a mysterious odor, difficult to identify. Apparatus to cover the mouth and nostrils--plus gas masks--is seeing an uptick in sales this holiday season. The comme...

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Funny story: James Comey releases new novel: On the Cement with a Boot on My Head

James Comey releases new novel: On the Cement with a Boot on My Head

Former Director of the FBI, James Comey is again in the spotlight due to his latest novel, which some believe shows autobiographical elements. On the Cement with a Boot on My Head is a sensational spy-novel type thriller with its protagonist stron...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Meet President Donald Trump

Harry Maguire To Meet President Donald Trump

White House sources say that President Donald Trump is to hold conference talks with new Manchester United signing, fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy, and 'brick shithouse', Harry Maguire. The pair will talk on a variety of issues, including f...

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Funny story: Mueller Report - Investigators "Mostly Doing Blow"

Mueller Report - Investigators "Mostly Doing Blow"

WASHINGTON DC - Former FBI Director Robert Swan Mueller III had NO—F*CKING—CLUE as he sat before the House Judiciary Committee, trying to answer questions about a so-called "Mueller Report." After the incredibly sad performance of the Special Counsel...

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Funny story: Failing Mueller Brain Implant Affects Investigation

Failing Mueller Brain Implant Affects Investigation

WASHINGTON DC - The Democrats called Robert Mueller to testify in a Congressional Hearing about the Special Counsel investigation regarding accusations that Donald Trump acted as an agent of the KGB. Unfortunately, it appears that Mueller's performan...

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Funny story: Mueller hides behind couch after whipping

Mueller hides behind couch after whipping

Washington ‘Swamp’ D.C. - CSPANT Cable News Nutwork reports that Mule-Error received a cruel horse-whipping early this morning. Reportedly, he won’t be able to sit for weeks. Southern plantation slave owners abused the poor old crime-hound until he...

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