St. Moritz, Switzerland - Please, do not make the "Shock-Face".... The standard, reassuring sympathy in a quiet voice saying - "golly, we never saw this coming" is enough. You know, I know, and WE ALL KNOW that this story could have been written two years ago. Can you remember the day when you saw "The Head of the CIA" (or some other "Top Intel Official") on a women's morning talk show? ... And t...
Galápagos Islands, Ecuador - (Agencies, Associated Mess): There are reports this weekend that FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller has subpoenaed a dozen indigenous Ecuadorian ‘bird watchers’ in the ongoing Rump Golden Showers Witch *unt probe. Pap...
WASHINGTON DC - Representatives for the FBI have announced that First Lady Melania Trump may be implicated on capital crimes related to Witchcraft and Russian Collusion in the 2016 US Presidential Election. Although a large number of law enforcem...
Mr. Bin Salman’s dream was recovered via Google’s new app DreemSeen2.0—available only to those who can afford it, as with himself. The app downloads to expensive phones, requiring a plug-into-earhole function when sleeping. A surgically impla...
The clean bill of health given by the FBI to Brett Kavanaugh has opened a fresh can of worms filled with convicted sex offenders who are also demanding new four day FBI investigations to clear their collective names. Attorney General Jeff Session...
Ordered to further investigate Mr. Kavanaugh over a six day period, the FBI is now up for the Sir Speedy DDI (“due diligence investigation”) Award for 2018. The award is reputed for its “no-stone-unturned” and “no-keg-ignored” approach to Supreme...
With the FBI Investigation ending at any moment, analysts now believe Mr. Kavanaugh's confirmation to the Supreme Court can move right ahead. Given the limitations to the FBI, as with a time-limit of one week, the likelihood is: Candidate AOK.
Sunspot, New Meh-he-co--”No” was all a spokesperson for the Federal Bureau of Obfuscation would say in response to Fake News reporter Ida Dunt-No's question, “Was the National Solar Observatory shut down because astronomers saw aliens?” Director C...
In the wake of recent developments, our secret sources are starting to leak details of the high-stakes negotiations going on between President Trump’s team and the small army of FBI investigators lead by Special Investigator Robert Mueller. Both...
For days, Democrats have been hinting at a major announcement coming out of Robert Meullers office; today the bombshell turned out to be the indictment of the President’s 12 year old son Barron. Mueller himself made the announcement, with a gleam in...
Washington, DC In another sign that the Mueller team charges with investigating Russian Collusion is closing in in the President himself, the French Poodle “Fifi”, a gift from the President to his wife Melania, has been detained by FBI special age...
WFFC (World Federation of Fed Up Citizens) reps have come forward to evaluate the current roadshow out of Washington: “The Collusion Blues Festival.” This performance has been touring the globe on the theme Trump is controlled by Vladimir Putin, w...
BILLINGSGATE POST: The metronomic ticking of the time bomb that would provide kaleidoscopic evidence that the FBI was colluding with the Russians was forcing Special Agent Slim Everdingle into making a virtual Hobson’s Choice; whether to go with his...
Former Director of the FBI James Comey has been hospitalized and isolated in a special care facility in Washington, D.C. He is diagnosed with a severe outbreak of the new virus NDCR, particularly virulent this summer. This facility remains cla...
Grilled by a Congressional Committee on possible bias toward President Trump, FBI agent Peter Strzok has suggested the Russians, again, are the benefactors. Various newscasters in the mainstream media, apart from FOX News, are ready to carry this...
Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio wasn’t born yesterday. After news reports began to surface that President Trump had returned the call of a comedian posing as New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez, Jordan was incredulous. “This appears to be yet ano...
Dag negen/dia neuve, and our Monday morning hangover after a totally nutty weekend is proof that The Nutters Beach Club is the greatest insane club on the planet, not Trump's, now where's my hangover cure?? Last nights entertainment ended with a fucking BIG BANG! No it wasn't a Guatemalan volcano erupting either! We were infiltrated by the FBI! Yes, one of Edger Hoover's men attempted to create...
Interviewed by Sean Hannity of FOX News, Mr. Mueller insisted his session with Ms. Daniels was “entirely business, as part of the investigation.” Nevertheless, Mr. Hannity pursued the question of why Mr. Mueller had gone about his visit in this wa...
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