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Funny story: Assange Additionally Charged with Injuring Government Lamp

Assange Additionally Charged with Injuring Government Lamp

Not shying away from applying antiquated and little-used statutes in the interest of protecting the United States government from the actions of journalists, federal prosecutors have added a 19th count to the 18-count indictment against Wikileaks fou...

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Funny story: 1980s Canadian Plot To Take Over United States Uncovered

1980s Canadian Plot To Take Over United States Uncovered

Today Canadian officials sheepishly admitted to a plot to take over the United States by slowly causing Americans' health to fail. Knowing the state of American healthcare, the idea was to overload the system with bad backs, knees and ankles. How?...

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Funny story: Sarah Sanders ‘Is Monica Lewinsky In Drag’

Sarah Sanders ‘Is Monica Lewinsky In Drag’

Washington AC/DC, USA - (ReUterus): Fans of presidential mouthpiece Sarah Huckabee Sanders are wondering if ex-Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky is related to Trump’s skew-faced press secretary who has been outed telling porkies about the FBI. The t...

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Funny story: Attorney General’s Trump Pardon Letter ‘Copied & Pasted From Spoof Website

Attorney General’s Trump Pardon Letter ‘Copied & Pasted From Spoof Website

Washington AC/DC - (Up Yer Ass Mess): President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey because a severed horse’s head ‘suddenly appeared in the First Lady’s White House four-poster’ the US Attorney General has told Congress. In a four-page memo exc...

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Funny story: Putin Told Trump James Comey Would Be Next POTUS

Putin Told Trump James Comey Would Be Next POTUS

Washington - (Rotters): The former FBI Director was fired by Donald Trump because a top secret KGB intelligence report named James Comey as the most likely next President of the United States. Compiled by the heads of Russian, Chinese and Iranian...

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Funny story: Should the CIA Select US Presidents?

Should the CIA Select US Presidents?

WASHINGTON DC - Another former FBI official who was fired for "misconduct" has written another "Tell All" book with the typical DC criticism of President Donald Trump. Breaking with the "old tradition" of keeping secrets and honoring non-disclosure a...

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Snafues Fifth Avenue With NRA Pistol Range

Jared Kushner Snafues Fifth Avenue With NRA Pistol Range

New York, NYC - (Rotters): FBI agents are studying reports that a 2015 Manhattan-wide temporal lobotomy** triggered a former bigwig prosecutor’s unsolved drive-by shooting according to statements plagiarised from a Russian fake news site. This mo...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

SAN FRANCISCO - As politicians in Washington DC struggle with whether or not walls can do anything, one point of debate concerns the flow of drugs on the southern border. In a shocking revelation from a member of Congress, only 10% of Illegal Drug Sh...

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Funny story: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece To Be Indicted: A Gift From Vladimir Putin

Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece To Be Indicted: A Gift From Vladimir Putin

BILLINGSGATE POST: BUZZNUTTS, the official source of leaks from Mueller’s Special Counsels Office, verified that the albino raccoon hairpiece that was given to Mr. Trump by Vladimir Putin shortly after he was elected will be indicted. The controver...

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Funny story: Trump Goes Freudian: Calls Mueller A “Preverted Shackle Maniac”

Trump Goes Freudian: Calls Mueller A “Preverted Shackle Maniac”

BILLINGSGATE POST: If anyone believed President Trump would throw the towel in after seeing Roger Stone in shackles, they should think again. It was earlier reported that Robert Mueller had approved of a Tomahawk Missile strike on Roger Stone i...

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Funny story: Rump Chump Denies Meddling In Russian Rillette Probe

Rump Chump Denies Meddling In Russian Rillette Probe

Tamper, Florida - (Rumpy-Dumpy News): Bob Mueller’s Rasher Inquiry took a dramatic new turn today with the arrest of an old mucker pal of President Don T Rump. Ex-GOP pork bellies peddler Roger Stoned got a 6am federal house call at his Tamper, F...

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Funny story: Trump Didn't Realize That During a Government Shutdown, the FBI and the Mueller Investigations Would Still Continue

Trump Didn't Realize That During a Government Shutdown, the FBI and the Mueller Investigations Would Still Continue

Washington, D.C. President Trump lost a little spring in his step when it was revealed that the Mueller Investigation would continue because its funding isn't affected during a government shutdown. Trump was even more nervous when he found out th...

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Funny story: Illuminati Lost Control of CIA ?!!!

Illuminati Lost Control of CIA ?!!!

St. Moritz, Switzerland - Please, do not make the "Shock-Face".... The standard, reassuring sympathy in a quiet voice saying - "golly, we never saw this coming" is enough. You know, I know, and WE ALL KNOW that this story could have been written two years ago. Can you remember the day when you saw "The Head of the CIA" (or some other "Top Intel Official") on a women's morning talk show? ... And t...

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Funny story: Galapagos Twitchers In A Flap At FBI Grand Jury Subpoena

Galapagos Twitchers In A Flap At FBI Grand Jury Subpoena

Galápagos Islands, Ecuador - (Agencies, Associated Mess): There are reports this weekend that FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller has subpoenaed a dozen indigenous Ecuadorian ‘bird watchers’ in the ongoing Rump Golden Showers Witch *unt probe. Pap...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Faces Indictment on Witchcraft

Melania Trump Faces Indictment on Witchcraft

WASHINGTON DC - Representatives for the FBI have announced that First Lady Melania Trump may be implicated on capital crimes related to Witchcraft and Russian Collusion in the 2016 US Presidential Election. Although a large number of law enforcem...

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Funny story: Mohammed Bin Salman dream recovered and routed to the FBI

Mohammed Bin Salman dream recovered and routed to the FBI

Mr. Bin Salman’s dream was recovered via Google’s new app DreemSeen2.0—available only to those who can afford it, as with himself. The app downloads to expensive phones, requiring a plug-into-earhole function when sleeping. A surgically impla...

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Funny story: Convicted Sex Offenders Demand FBI Investigations

Convicted Sex Offenders Demand FBI Investigations

The clean bill of health given by the FBI to Brett Kavanaugh has opened a fresh can of worms filled with convicted sex offenders who are also demanding new four day FBI investigations to clear their collective names. Attorney General Jeff Session...

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