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Russian-FBI Collusion Part 3: The Passing Of The Dossier

Funny story: Russian-FBI Collusion Part 3: The Passing Of The Dossier

BILLINGSGATE POST: The last episode ended with Special Agents Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Tricks” Detwiler passing gas to relieve the tension in their 1951 Studebaker Commander while in the midst of one the greatest handoffs of bogus intellig...

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Details emerge of secret negotiations between White House Lawyers and Robert Mueller’s FBI team

Funny story: Details emerge of secret negotiations between White House Lawyers and Robert Mueller’s FBI team

In the wake of recent developments, our secret sources are starting to leak details of the high-stakes negotiations going on between President Trump’s team and the small army of FBI investigators lead by Special Investigator Robert Mueller. Both...

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Russian-FBI Collusion Part 2: The Secret Meeting Of Comey And Mueller

Funny story: Russian-FBI Collusion Part 2: The Secret Meeting Of Comey And Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: Everdingle was wearing his standard issue Dickies Short Sleave Mechanics Coveralls with a V-Neck, Fruit-Of-The-Loom white tee shirt underneath. A 9mm Heckler & Koch MPS sub machine gun was strapped to his thigh. With his ta...

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The Ticking Time Bomb: The Real Story Of Russian-FBI Collusion

Funny story: The Ticking Time Bomb: The Real Story Of Russian-FBI Collusion

BILLINGSGATE POST: The metronomic ticking of the time bomb that would provide kaleidoscopic evidence that the FBI was colluding with the Russians was forcing Special Agent Slim Everdingle into making a virtual Hobson’s Choice; whether to go with his...

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Mueller to indict Republican Party at large as colluding with Russia to steal the 2016 election

Funny story: Mueller to indict Republican Party at large as colluding with Russia to steal the 2016 election

Special counsel Robert Mueller is reported close to another indictment—of the entire Republican Party as well as Mr. Trump. The indictment will name every verifiable Republican-associated official and party representative in 2016. Republican v...

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Comey diagnosed with NDCR syndrome as doctors warn of new virus and spreading epidemic

Funny story: Comey diagnosed with NDCR syndrome as doctors warn of new virus and spreading epidemic

Former Director of the FBI James Comey has been hospitalized and isolated in a special care facility in Washington, D.C. He is diagnosed with a severe outbreak of the new virus NDCR, particularly virulent this summer. This facility remains cla...

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The Three Stooges (Mueller, Rosenstein and Comey) Meet FrankenTrump

Funny story: The Three Stooges (Mueller, Rosenstein and Comey) Meet FrankenTrump

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a gathering of fools, it is hard to beat The Three Stooges for harmless idiocy. So when the newest rendition of this slapstick threesome, who entertained kids at matinees back in the 50’s, was formed last year, there were many...

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Robert Mueller In Full Feather Boa To Commemorate J Edgar Hoover

Funny story: Robert Mueller In Full Feather Boa To Commemorate J Edgar Hoover

BILLINGSGATE POST: For those who recall reading about former FBI Director J Edgar Hoover's much rumored passion for lady's fashions, pictures of Special Counsel Robert Mueller in a full feather boa may prove to be too much. Newly revealed photos...

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Misunderstood Comey smashes set of The Lead with Jake Tapper

Apparently, life on the book tour circuit can be a little lonely.  Following an appearance on the CNN news show The Lead with Jake Tapper, former FBI director James Comey had had enough of the panel's snarky criticisms and stormed the set.   "Ther...

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James Comey Reveals All In Exclusive Interview

ONLY IN AMERICA - After the world was just recuperating from the Hillary Clinton never ending book tour...Shazam...here comes another one! Former FBI Director James Comey's book tour. As before with Hillary, the left-wing main stream media is going g...

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Slime Ball Comey Compares Trump's Hands To Anthony's Weiner

Funny story: Slime Ball Comey Compares Trump's Hands To Anthony's Weiner

BILLINGSGATE POST: With his baby-blues peering into the camera like two piss holes in a snow bank, and him furtively squeezing off popcorn farts that had George Staphylococcus' eyes watering, James Comey attempted to answer the questions posed by th...

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Comey Wakes Up To Find Horse's Head In His Bed.

Funny story: Comey Wakes Up To Find Horse's Head In His Bed.

BILLINGSGATE POST: The scene opens with James Comey’s wife waking up and poking him on the shoulder, “James, I think we have company in our bed.” “Go back to sleep honey. You must be dreaming.” “James, there’s a f**king horse’s head nex...

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Intell departments and reps step forward to claim FISA memo = “nothing burger”

Funny story: Intell departments and reps step forward to claim FISA memo = “nothing burger”

Dry bun, stale, no mayonaisse, no sauces, no sesame seeds, no bacon, no cheese, no onion, no pickle, and one thin slice of meat. This = the resounding judgment on the FISA memo released today. Senator McCain has joined in. This burger is so “no...

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Robert Mueller To Trump: Don't call me Fly Face!

Funny story: Robert Mueller To Trump: Don't call me Fly Face!

BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most disgusting villains in the chronicles of crime was Felix Weatherlimmp, aka Fly Face; a one time Washington lawyer who was constantly surrounded by a cloud of flies. Fly Face often partnered with crime boss William M...

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Putin Tells Trump: "James Comey Was One Of Ours"

Funny story: Putin Tells Trump: "James Comey Was One Of Ours"

DATELINE HAMBURG: In the first face-to-face meeting between Vladimir Putin and President Trump, a simple, six word statement from Putin verified what many in the looking glass, spy vs spy world of espionage already believed: "James Comey was one...

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Comey flees to Russia meets Snowden at Sheremetyeov Airport

Funny story: Comey flees to Russia meets Snowden at Sheremetyeov Airport

Following President Putin's suggestion that Mr. Comey may wish to seek asylum in Russia, former FBI Director James Comey has fled the country. On the way he was able to tweet a response to Putin: "He's right! I did the same thing as Snowden!" T...

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Comey: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Could Be Subpoenaed

Funny story: Comey: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Could Be Subpoenaed

BILLINGSGATE POST: Testifying before the Senate Intelligence Committee last week, former FBI Director James Comey swore under oath that he believes President Trump's albino raccoon hairpiece must have been wired during their private meeting last mon...

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Trump:  "He's a leaker and a freaker and a bathroom peeker!"

In a tweet last night and again this morning in a written statement President Donald Trump called former FBI director James Comey... "a leaker and a freaker and a bathroom peeker!"    Trump went on to say in his written statement that it was a mat...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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