Rome, Italy - (Reuters): “Phew, Your Eminence,” the Pontifical Attorney for the Holy Spanish Inquisition said today as a Vatican conference on sex abuse ‘laughed itself silly’ on hearing the Pope’s predecessors had systematically destroyed abuse archives featuring two thousand years of pervy stuff.
All in the name of the Holy Mutha Church.
Held in the Vatican’s iconic Hellfire Temple Mausoleum, the week-long seminar examined how millions of catlick predators had been unleashed on the world in a deal brokered by the Illuminati following the 1952 death of Hitler’s Pope.
“Documents examined by the Spoof’s own Orifice for the Verification of Online Miracles confirm the dastardly calumny,” the Spoof’s Special ProNuncio commented about the cover-up.
No one ever expected there could be so much crap.