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Thursday, 8 November 2018

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Bill Cosby, the comedian who is serving a '3 to 10-year' prison term for drugging a woman in order to have sex with her, is to seek medical attention, after complaining of "juddering pains" in his back passage.

Cosby, 81, incarcerated at the Pennsylvania State Correctional Institute at Phoenix for more than a month now, has attracted much attention from fellow inmates, who would dearly love to bum him.
A number already have, and the number is rising daily.

The former funnyman - who isn't laughing anymore - told staff at the jail that he receives several uninvited visitors to his cell each night, and the perpetual action is starting to take its toll. Initially, Cosby's anus just became rather sore, but the constant pummelling of his rectum has rendered it flabby, and he now has difficulty controlling his bowel. This means, he often shits the bed.

A doctor at the jail told TheSpoof.com:

"Continued abuse of the rectal passage by slamming a rock-hard object into it every evening, is eventually going to have a negative effect. You wouldn't believe the damage it can do. I've seen this before. It's a real mudeye-opener."

The Warden at the jail says he expects the doctor will see Mr Cosby as soon as possible, and maybe as early as Christmas.

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Topics: Sex, Prison, Bill Cosby




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