Marvel Comics: Shelly Frankenstein was a female genius. As a girl living in London, Shelly always wanted to know and learn. She loved experimenting. Shelly grew up to be a mad scientist. One day, Shelly was sitting in her library when a thought st…
Do gay and lesbian people groom? Do heterosexual people groom? What is groom anyway? Is it like a broom or a groom in a wedding? Can critics of groomers admit truthfully that they’ve never groomed anyone for anything? Does the NRA groom kids to love…
WEST HOLLYWOOD, California - Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole spoke with the 30-year-old singer at a local Burger Bandit Restaurant. It's no secret that just in the past two years, Demi has spent hundreds of hours in sessions with…
Aaaaaaah yeah, you sexy bitches, are you ready for another session of Lesbian Dance Theory? Come on – make some noise! All you sexy lesbians in da house, it’s time for some dance theory! Can a lesbian dance better than a non-lesbian? If a le…
TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – The Kansas state senate has just enacted a law that prohibits lesbionics (lesbians) from engaging in “Third Base Sex.” Senator Myrtle Fannadurdle, 73, [R-Wichita], stated that the bill was passed to show the lesbos…
HONG KONG – (World Satire) – Word coming out of the Chinese capital is reverberating all over the world. The Chinese government has just learned that China’s top ranking military leader, General Sue Ming Ding, 53, has just come out of the closet a…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz was the first news agency to report that the former first daughter, Ivanka Trump, was allegedly caught making out with a very attractive, much younger woman in Central Park. The individual who claims to have se…
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tinsel Town is on fire with the latest alleged rumor that Miley Cyrus has confessed to her close friend Andy Cohen, that she is considering having sexual reassignment surgery. iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli lear…
On his daily rounds, a UK window cleaner from, Hackney, East London, was seen profusely rubbing his chamois leather against a bathroom window humming a George Formby window-cleaning classic called; 'When I'm cleaning Windows!' (Here George's U Tube l…
A 26-year-old cat is getting a new lease on life after a foster home decided to "take a chance" on the rejected old pussy by donating her to a famous crone named Betty Friedan. The elderly female cat, named Alyssa, was surrendered to the Friedan h…
NEW YORK—Walmart Inc [NYSE: WMT, 116.92, ▲ 0.90 (0.78%)] announced yesterday that it will begin selling CBD-infused dental dams in all its retail outlets by Thanksgiving. The move is seen by industry analysts as an attempt to boost dental dam sales—a...
"It was bit of a surprise and not something that appeals to me. I'm not really sure it's appropriate behaviour at work." Those were the words of ageing hospital administrator Paxton Quigley as he spoke to The Spoof on condition of anonymity. "I...
The participants of The Guardian Weekend’s most recent Blind Date column, Joanne and Morgan, got more than they bargained for after a highly successful evening out propelled the pair into the public eye, and resulted in a claim of sexism by The Guard...
Life used to be so simple when I was growing up. Male, female, heterosexual - that was it, as far as I knew. Then I began work in the NHS, where my youthful good looks attracted more than just student nurses, but that's another story, although I did resolutely resist the attentions of lecherous male colleagues with "alternative" lifestyles. These days, who knows what anybody is? So, I have rebr...
At the International Conference of Politically Correct Sociologists and Psychologists, in Manhattan (temporarily renamed Genderneutralhattan for the duration of the conference), evidence has been presented of inequality amongst a range of minority gr...
Carl Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, recently rose like a phoenix from the ashes of his shattered six-year relationship with his (now) ex-girlfriend Carla Jones. “People used to joke around all the time about our names,” recalled Carl. “They'd tel...
Cauliflower ears, broken noses and limbs all belong to one of the most robust sports known to man, and now to lesbians! A group of South African lesbians felt it would be quite 'butch' to have a rough, tumble and scrum and prove to the world how manl...
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