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Funny story: Cat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row

Cat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row

As the world slowly learns to come to terms with the countless new rules imposed upon it of genderbending, an even newer and potentially more controversial consequence has raised its ugly head - involving a cat and a dog! In what has been termed '...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show

Mauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show

As the furore surrounding 'same sex' couples in this year's 'Strictly Come Dancing' rumbles on unabated, the BBC has announced that new Tottenham Hotspur manager, José Mourinho, will 'team up' with his predecessor, Mauricio Pochettino, in the show's...

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Funny story: LGBT+ School To Open In Autumn

LGBT+ School To Open In Autumn

Authorities in Birmingham have announced details of a new ultramodern school facility that will open in the city in September, which will cater specifically, and exclusively for the needs of LGBT+ students. The school, which has been built at a co...

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Funny story: Worker Disturbed to Glimpse Male Colleague's Inappropriate Use of Office Computer

Worker Disturbed to Glimpse Male Colleague's Inappropriate Use of Office Computer

"It was bit of a surprise and not something that appeals to me. I'm not really sure it's appropriate behaviour at work." Those were the words of ageing hospital administrator Paxton Quigley as he spoke to The Spoof on condition of anonymity. "I...

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Funny story: Man Wants To Know If Saying Nice Things About LGBT+ Will Help Him Get Ahead

Man Wants To Know If Saying Nice Things About LGBT+ Will Help Him Get Ahead

A man who instinctively feels that there is something 'not quite right' about the LGBT+ movement and its members, wants to know if it would benefit him in any way, should he show some 'fake support' for the movement. The man, who, to protect his a...

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Funny story: Wise Old Owl Asks Farmer What Gay Pride Is All About

Wise Old Owl Asks Farmer What Gay Pride Is All About

There was once a farmer who lived on a farm. The farm had an old barn, and in the barn, a wise old owl used to spend his evenings watching and listening for mice, so that he could enjoy one for his supper. The farmer's name was Brian Farmer. He li...

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Funny story: LGBT Groups Hostile Towards Queerbaiting

LGBT Groups Hostile Towards Queerbaiting

LGBT groups have today been demonstrating once again, as is their wit - this time about Queerbaiting in music and television. Queerbaiting is a practice that involves making subtle hints within a song or show that it might contain some aspect of i...

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Funny story: LGBT Groups Not Happy With Straight Pride Event

LGBT Groups Not Happy With Straight Pride Event

Heterosexuals everywhere are celebrating tonight, after 'straight relationships' were given a governmental worldwide seal of approval, and 24 August pencilled-in for a 'Straight Pride Day', including a march through major cities all over the globe.

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Funny story: Tranmere Rovers Fans Pissed At LGBT Spat

Tranmere Rovers Fans Pissed At LGBT Spat

Tranmere, UK - (Lardarse Mess): A campaign targeting Merseyside football club Tranmere Rovers is pissed off at daft political correctness after fans’ nicknames were branded LGBT crap. Affectionately known as the Trannies, the Prenton Park, Birken...

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Funny story: Trans Fats Suspected Behind LGBT Smear

Trans Fats Suspected Behind LGBT Smear

London, UK - (Lardarse Mess): A controversial government paper is being blamed for outrage among Britain’s LGBT community after linking non-binaries’ obesity with orally-ingested** trans fats. Researchers say the artificially-engineered dietary l...

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Funny story: Martina Navratilova Changes Her Name To Martin

Martina Navratilova Changes Her Name To Martin

Former women's tennis star, Martina Navrátilová, has announced that she has changed her name to 'Martin'. It's not immediately apparent why the 18-time Grand Slam singles winner has decided to make this alteration, but it is almost irrelevant, as...

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Funny story: Transvestite Drew Stares From Shoppers

Transvestite Drew Stares From Shoppers

A man in a city center drew stares from passing shoppers on Saturday, when he displayed what can only be described as 'transvestital tendencies'. The man, aged about 40, was walking around the market, dressed in a torn and dirty pink, women's nigh...

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Funny story: Joanne and Morgan's Guardian Blind Date Leads to Claim of Sexism

Joanne and Morgan's Guardian Blind Date Leads to Claim of Sexism

The participants of The Guardian Weekend’s most recent Blind Date column, Joanne and Morgan, got more than they bargained for after a highly successful evening out propelled the pair into the public eye, and resulted in a claim of sexism by The Guard...

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Funny story: Curious Entity Defies Any Kind Of Classification

Curious Entity Defies Any Kind Of Classification

An entity that used to be a human male has spoken out about its choice to 'self-alienate', and to escape any kind of classification or categorisation aside from 'it'. The entity, or 'it', has shed its name, thrown away its birth certificate, and d...

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Funny story: Turner Prize 2018 Dominated By Smartphone Videos

Turner Prize 2018 Dominated By Smartphone Videos

The Turner Prize 2018 has gone to Charlotte Prodger, a 44-year-old Scottish lesbian who filmed herself 'coming out' on her iPhone, but the second and third-placed entries were also videos recorded on phones. Second place went to the Hull-born soci...

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Funny story: Pogues Christmas Hit 'Fairytale Of New York' Comes Onto LGBT Radar

Pogues Christmas Hit 'Fairytale Of New York' Comes Onto LGBT Radar

Christmas, the time of year when families get together and celebrate, and love and happiness is shared throughout the community, is almost upon us once again, and, to mark this festive season, the LGBT community is demanding that The Pogues song, 'Fa...

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Funny story: Man Saw Woman With Legs Hairier Than His Own

Man Saw Woman With Legs Hairier Than His Own

There has probably been a time in everyone's life when we've been unfortunate enough to have seen a woman with hairy legs, but nothing in one man's experience had prepared him for the sight he beheld whilst traveling on public transport in Hull recen...

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