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Martina Navratilova Changes Her Name To Martin

Funny story: Martina Navratilova Changes Her Name To Martin

Former women's tennis star, Martina Navrátilová, has announced that she has changed her name to 'Martin'. It's not immediately apparent why the 18-time Grand Slam singles winner has decided to make this alteration, but it is almost irrelevant, as...

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Transvestite Drew Stares From Shoppers

Funny story: Transvestite Drew Stares From Shoppers

A man in a city center drew stares from passing shoppers on Saturday, when he displayed what can only be described as 'transvestital tendencies'. The man, aged about 40, was walking around the market, dressed in a torn and dirty pink, women's nigh...

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Joanne and Morgan's Guardian Blind Date Leads to Claim of Sexism

Funny story: Joanne and Morgan's Guardian Blind Date Leads to Claim of Sexism

The participants of The Guardian Weekend’s most recent Blind Date column, Joanne and Morgan, got more than they bargained for after a highly successful evening out propelled the pair into the public eye, and resulted in a claim of sexism by The Guard...

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Curious Entity Defies Any Kind Of Classification

Funny story: Curious Entity Defies Any Kind Of Classification

An entity that used to be a human male has spoken out about its choice to 'self-alienate', and to escape any kind of classification or categorisation aside from 'it'. The entity, or 'it', has shed its name, thrown away its birth certificate, and d...

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Turner Prize 2018 Dominated By Smartphone Videos

Funny story: Turner Prize 2018 Dominated By Smartphone Videos

The Turner Prize 2018 has gone to Charlotte Prodger, a 44-year-old Scottish lesbian who filmed herself 'coming out' on her iPhone, but the second and third-placed entries were also videos recorded on phones. Second place went to the Hull-born soci...

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Pogues Christmas Hit 'Fairytale Of New York' Comes Onto LGBT Radar

Funny story: Pogues Christmas Hit 'Fairytale Of New York' Comes Onto LGBT Radar

Christmas, the time of year when families get together and celebrate, and love and happiness is shared throughout the community, is almost upon us once again, and, to mark this festive season, the LGBT community is demanding that The Pogues song, 'Fa...

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Man Saw Woman With Legs Hairier Than His Own

Funny story: Man Saw Woman With Legs Hairier Than His Own

There has probably been a time in everyone's life when we've been unfortunate enough to have seen a woman with hairy legs, but nothing in one man's experience had prepared him for the sight he beheld whilst traveling on public transport in Hull recen...

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LGBT Union To Organize Strikes If Employers Don't Do Exactly As It Says

Funny story: LGBT Union To Organize Strikes If Employers Don't Do Exactly As It Says

The LGBTU, the union for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender people, has said that it will organize industrial action if employers from non-LGBTQI backgrounds don't do exactly as the LGBTU commands. And they're not messing about! The LGBTU says it...

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World Population Falling Due To LGBT Tolerance

Funny story: World Population Falling Due To LGBT Tolerance

The population of the world - known as the 'World Population' - is set to decrease rapidly in the future, due, not to environmental issues, disease, potential pandemics, drought or famine, but to the bland acceptance of issues concerning human sexual...

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Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium

Reacting to the surprising news that one of their former players, Jeff Rohrer, is to marry a man, the Dallas Cowboys have signalled their support for him by revealing plans that they are to erect a statue of the former linebacker outside their AT&...

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Round-the-World Navigation In Enormous LGBT-Colored Condom Has Begun

Funny story: Round-the-World Navigation In Enormous LGBT-Colored Condom Has Begun

A hot-air balloon enthusiast who has, for years, harbored aspirations of making a round-the-world navigation, has set off on the journey in a specially-designed enormous condom in the colors of the LGBT movement. The pilot's name is Gaston Faggé,...

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Washington Redskins Paint Visitors' Changing Rooms LGBT Rainbow Colors For Dallas Cowboys Visit

Funny story: Washington Redskins Paint Visitors' Changing Rooms LGBT Rainbow Colors For Dallas Cowboys Visit

The Washington Redskins have angered their rivals by painting the opposition changing rooms at FedExField stadium in the rainbow colors of the LGBT movement. The Redskins, have taken the extraordinary step in order to intimidate opposition players...

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LGBT Rights: Malaysian Lesbians Caned. "We Loved It" Says Male Councillor

Funny story: LGBT Rights: Malaysian Lesbians Caned. "We Loved It" Says Male Councillor

Two Malaysian women have been caned publicly in a religious court after being convicted of attempting to have lesbian sex. Women's and LGBT rights groups are understandably incensed by this mediaeval practice. (The caning that is. Don't be silly.)...

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Abba to Reform with Grayson Perry

Funny story: Abba to Reform with Grayson Perry

The music world is agog at the news that Swedish purveyors of mind-numbing middle of the road nondescript pop Abba is to reform for a world tour but without Agnetha, blonde bombshell and former "Rear of the Year". Agnetha Fältskog is now living as...

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Petty Criminal? Bearing a Grudge? No Luck With the Ladies? Loser? Why Not Join Isis?

Funny story: Petty Criminal? Bearing a Grudge? No Luck With the Ladies? Loser? Why Not Join Isis?

Paid content on behalf of Isis Recruitment Services, bomb crater, Syrian Desert. We know how you feel. You've done time in prison for shoplifting or burglary. You hate your job stacking shelves in Lidl or counting chicken nuggets. You've been thrown out of college for failing your accountancy exam. You're an incel, girls don't want to know you and Pornhub is your only outlet. You spend too much...

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Russian 'gays' cured by Holy Water!

Funny story: Russian 'gays' cured by Holy Water!

Putin's Russia is finding locking up its gay population is becoming quite expensive, and an increase in 'prison sex' is causing major problems behind their daunting prison walls. Prison officers now only allow gay inmates to shower separately and...

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Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Funny story: Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...

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Rachel Dolezal, formerly white, then black, now Asian

Funny story: Rachel Dolezal, formerly white, then black, now Asian

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW, OZ -- Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who claimed she "identified" as African-American now says she's "probably Asian" and believes herself to be a reincarnation of Empress Dowager Cixi of the Qing dynasty. Ironically, Dolez...

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