Following an unspectacular time as labour leader, a team of Labour MPs have lost patience with Ed Milliband. The group have flown out to Tibet to track down former favourite David Milliband. Who's last whereabouts were said to be in a Tibetan monestary.
"David took it very hard when his brother was chosen as leader over him" said Labour MP for Winsford Derek Menzeles "he went into a self-inflicted exile and travelled the world. Learning Kung fu and balance"
The group landed by helicopter in the mountains of Tibet and found Milliband sporting a long beard and killer abs. "He had been training hard and carrying logs up mountains" the MPs are trying to persuade David Milliband to come back to London, shave off his beard and challenge his brother Ed for the leadership of the Labour Party.
