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Funny story: Ed Miliband to present Top Gear?

Ed Miliband to present Top Gear?

Ed Miliband has put himself forward for the job of hosting Top Gear. In an interview today, Mr. Millipede said. "Am I funny enough? HELL YEAH! Do I know about cars? HELL YEAH! Carburettor. Am I misozni... Am I mimozizni... Am I sexist? HELL YEAH! Bitch. You thought Hammond's crash was bad? Look at the election results. Mr. Millipede has been at a loose end since his embarrassing and humiliatin...

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Funny story: 2015 Election SHOCK result!

2015 Election SHOCK result!

I've just come back in my time machine from 8th with the election result: After a hung parliament Labour bashed out a deal with UKIP. With this new government UKIP will claim victory with Britain's independence from the European Union's 'tyranny'...

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Funny story: Free Viagra for all deserving cases as Brit Top Knobs slug it out for votes

Free Viagra for all deserving cases as Brit Top Knobs slug it out for votes

London - Bankers' bonuses in the City of London will be part-paid in Viagra and part in cash in a brand new election initiative by the Conservatives. London-based Hard Times austerity think tank reported today the policy will see bankers able to...

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Funny story: The Election: Part One

The Election: Part One

The election is coming! Please don't misread the second word and call the police on us. This is our first in a number of interviews with leading political figures in the run up to the already predetermined election in May. We spoke to king weirdo himself. Ed Miliband. We met Ed in a windowless room as the idea of seeing clouds seemed to distress him to the point where he would rock back and for...

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Funny story: Miliband and Sturgeon plan partnership ahead of election

Miliband and Sturgeon plan partnership ahead of election

A report by the leading market research and opinion polling company UTWAT claimed today that the success of UKIP can be attributed almost entirely to their decision to use an acronym for a name. Chief researcher, Norbert Spangler insisted that the...

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Funny story: Dickheads - The new election debate show based on quiz show Eggheads

Dickheads - The new election debate show based on quiz show Eggheads

The BBC has announced that the election debate on Thursday will borrow the format of the popular quiz show; "Eggheads". "Dickheads" (BBC1, Thursday, 8.00pm) will feature several themed rounds. Round 1; "cliché repetition". Ed Miliband is odds-on favourite to win this with "world banking crisis" and "I hated Blair and Brown as much as you!" Round 2; impassioned ideology. Natalie Bennett should w...

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Funny story: New comedy pairing launched

New comedy pairing launched

The new comedy pairing of Ed (the pole) Miliband and ED(Bollocky red)Balls is to be known as the Marxist Brothers. A Labour party spokesman confirmed the pairing as a mind blowing combination of scintillating intellects. Their aim is to take politics...

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Funny story: Cameron promises not to serve third term

Cameron promises not to serve third term

The Conservative Party UK has just announced that David Cameron has promised not to serve a third term as PM, YES! After the announcement was made towns all over the country are planning street parties, celebrations and firework displays in a show...

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Funny story: Bad Boy ED Miliband now wants to be known as Eddie from now on

Bad Boy ED Miliband now wants to be known as Eddie from now on

Ed Miliband Labour Party Leader, MP for Doncaster North announced today that he would now like to be known as Eddie. Labour's public relations team now feel that Ed is a bit naff and has a touch of the John Cravens about it. This was brought to t...

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Funny story: Ed Miliband rehearses for 'empty chair' debate by debating empty chair

Ed Miliband rehearses for 'empty chair' debate by debating empty chair

With the possibility that David Cameron could be "empty-chaired" in the TV election debates, Ed Miliband has been prepping for his appearance by debating an empty chair in private rehearsals. "Ed is very concerned about credibility", an insider to...

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Funny story: Labour Leader Decides to Campaign on TV Debates

Labour Leader Decides to Campaign on TV Debates

There was shock in Westminster when the Leader of the Opposition, one Ed Miliband, declared his party's main issue in the impending election. "As a party we have in the past fought elections based on the economy, the future of the NHS, unemploymen...

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Funny story: Desparate measures for Milliband

Desparate measures for Milliband

In order to look as if he is in touch with reality and improve his chances of election, Ed Milliband is coming out publicly against the morbid obesity crisis plaguing the country. He intends to bar the morbidly obese and overweight from our televisio...

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Funny story: Free candy-floss for everyone!

Free candy-floss for everyone!

That was today's announcement from Ed Miliband. In an all too brief interview today, he told me. "Flibbly flibbly flobbery, blibble blobble dip dop smoink." Thankfully I'd had the foresight to bring Bill from Bill & Ben and he translated. "...

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Funny story: Greens Respond To Cameron's TV Debate Threat

Greens Respond To Cameron's TV Debate Threat

Green Party leader, Maisie Daisy, has responded to Prime Minister David Cameron's threat not to take part in televised election debates if the Greens are not also present. "We have considered the Prime Minister's statement very carefully and, foll...

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Funny story: Miliband Denies "Interview" Techniques

Miliband Denies "Interview" Techniques

Labour leader, Ed Miliband, has strenously denied attempting to court positive publicity after announcing that his latest Party Political Broadcast had been "hacked by North Korean hackers off the internet using computers". Unlike other high profi...

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Funny story: Labour MPs persuade "feral" David Milliband to leave Tibetan monastery, return home, defeat brother

Labour MPs persuade "feral" David Milliband to leave Tibetan monastery, return home, defeat brother

Following an unspectacular time as labour leader, a team of Labour MPs have lost patience with Ed Milliband. The group have flown out to Tibet to track down former favourite David Milliband. Who's last whereabouts were said to be in a Tibetan monesta...

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Funny story: David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

David Cameron's next door neighbour Gideon has told him he will complain to the council if he puts expensive Christmas decorations up this year, outside number 10. Gideon was overheard saying that Britain is going through its worst austerity cris...

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