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Funny story: Dalai Lama admits he's a “sexist pig”

Dalai Lama admits he's a “sexist pig”

Shangri-La, Tibet—Asked what he would expect in a successor if the next dalai lama were female, the current Dalai Lama said, “She would have to be attractive to me, because, for me, in a woman, beauty is more important than brains.” He then giggl...

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Funny story: Liberation Of Tibet Imminent - Dalai Lama ecstatically states that Tibet will once again be his and celebrates with the buying of surfs!

Liberation Of Tibet Imminent - Dalai Lama ecstatically states that Tibet will once again be his and celebrates with the buying of surfs!

The Dalai who is quickly approaching his eightieth birthday has said recently "This will be the year!" referring the end of Tibetan struggle with China being aligned with his eightieth birthday. A well-established fact amongst most of the Dalai Lama'...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama Sues Canon Welby: "Middle Way" not Anglican Property

Dalai Lama Sues Canon Welby: "Middle Way" not Anglican Property

The Dalai Lama may be a man of few possessions™, but he's hoping to get the better of Anglican Archbishop Justin Welby in a very material manner; while also sticking up for the faithful (at least, the right kind of faithful, anyway). Attendi...

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Funny story: Labour MPs persuade "feral" David Milliband to leave Tibetan monastery, return home, defeat brother

Labour MPs persuade "feral" David Milliband to leave Tibetan monastery, return home, defeat brother

Following an unspectacular time as labour leader, a team of Labour MPs have lost patience with Ed Milliband. The group have flown out to Tibet to track down former favourite David Milliband. Who's last whereabouts were said to be in a Tibetan monesta...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Crushed At Ashton Kutcher's Relationship With Mila Kunis

Demi Moore Crushed At Ashton Kutcher's Relationship With Mila Kunis

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore says that before it's all over she may end up moving out of the United States to some remote, out-of-the-way place. The 49-year-old highly depressed actress seems to keep getting her ego kicked around as if it is an Olympi...

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Funny story: Tibetan Wild Yak an Endangered Species

Tibetan Wild Yak an Endangered Species

Washington DC: PETA representatives met with Obama administration officials on behalf of Tibetan animal rights activists who feel the Tibetan wild yak is an endangered species. There are only 1,000 Tibetan wild yaks remaining in the high altitude...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit

Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit

BILLINGSGATE POST - The Dalai Lama, who will make his first official visit to San Diego this week, is Tibet's spiritual leader, that nation's political leader in exile and the 1989 Nobel Peace Prize recipient. He is also a friend and confidant o...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama to change his name

Dalai Lama to change his name

The Dalai Lama, his Holiness Tenzin Gyatso, has taken the radical option of changing his name by deed poll. From now on, he wants everyone throughout the world to refer to him simply as "Norman from Tibet". Speaking to news reporters and those...

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Funny story: The Collaboration, Chapter 6 - Minnesota Nice Goes to Tibet

The Collaboration, Chapter 6 - Minnesota Nice Goes to Tibet

Far in the mysted, mystical mountains of Tibet, Lena Oleson reached the end of one of many paths up the same mountain, and there she halted. "Wow," she huffed, trying to catch her breath. "That was a heckuva climb." A man in the robes of a Tibetan Buddhist monk stepped forward. "Good morning, madam," he greeted in English. "It appears, perhaps, that you have lost your way." "Oh, no," s...

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Funny story: Dolly Llama Toys Upset Tibet

Dolly Llama Toys Upset Tibet

Persons in Tibet and other countries who follow the Dalai Lama are upset by the new Mattel Price "Dolly Llama" toys. The plush figures are meant to be ridden on by Barbie Dolls and other figures in the Barbie universe. When asked why they gave th...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Flys to Tibetan Monastary from Australia

Andy Murray Flys to Tibetan Monastary from Australia

Lhasa,Tibet- A somber Andy Murray met the press after losing a three set match to Roger Federer. Murray, who took Roger Federer's jibe, "what's it been 150,000 years since Britain has won a major?", to heart, said he couldn't handle the pressure from...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama Finally Loses It, Wipes Out Chinatown

Dalai Lama Finally Loses It, Wipes Out Chinatown

The Dalai Lama, usually known as one of the most gentle people on this earth, finally exploded after hearing the latest news from Tibet and has wiped out San Francisco's Chinatown Tuesday with one wave of his hand. "I have tried to stay peaceful b...

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Funny story: Empire State Building Lit For China, Protested

Empire State Building Lit For China, Protested

The red and yellow lights shone from the top of the Empire State Building beginning at 8PM on Wednesday is supposed to be a tribute to communist China's 60th anniversary, but "Friends of Tibet" protesters labeled it "blatant approval" of totalitarian...

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Funny story: Back Room Deal at UN: China given Go Ahead to Finalize Purchase of Tibet

Back Room Deal at UN: China given Go Ahead to Finalize Purchase of Tibet

New York - Ban Ki-moon of the Republic of Korea, Secretary-General of the United Nations, promptly locked himself in his office bathroom after listening to yesterdays speeches by world leaders and refused to come out. Said the UN Secretary-General th...

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Funny story: Shoe-Throwing Catching On In London!

Shoe-Throwing Catching On In London!

A protester who threw a shoe at the Chinese Prime Minister Wen Jiabao whilst the latter made a speech at Cambridge University today, did so in order to honour China's shoe manufacturing industry, it has been reported. The shoe, a Nike Airmax 700,...

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Funny story: Tibet to Change Name in Honor of Barack Obama

Tibet to Change Name in Honor of Barack Obama

Tibet, the mountainous country "at the top of the world" that has been controlled by China for many years, has decided to change the name of a beloved citizen to honor newly elected U.S. President Barack Obama. To commememorate the election of the...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama Gives Birth to Heir - Blames Chinese

Dalai Lama Gives Birth to Heir - Blames Chinese

Reports from Dharamsala, India, home of the Tibet-in-exile government, confirm that in the early hours of this morning, His Holiness, the Dalai Lama has given birth to a male heir. The Dalai Lama was quoted as saying, "I was performing my early m...

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