PM was warned about cottaging on Hampstead Heath
London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair was warned by police about cottaging in North London's prestigeous multi-millionaire Hampstead Heath area before he became party leader in 1994 according to transcripts of newly dicovered Robert Ma...
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bLIAR - A Journey.
London, England: Tony bLIAR, the former British Prime Minister, who employed Brown for years as Chancellor, are both thickos who have destroyed this country by leaving a huge debt, regional parliaments and uncontrolled mass immigration. Tony bLIAR...
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Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled
LUNDON, ENGLUND (IPU)--Cadbury, the British candy manufacturer, has announced a recall of some 30 million tons of Easter Island Statue candy not properly labeled with warnings for those with bad backs & herni...
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Tony Blair turns a rack black
Tony Blair burned several rounds of toast and turned a rack black. The entire rack of toast was so burnt and smoking like the remains of an invaded country like Iraq after it was illegally invaded. Fire-fighters turned up at the Blairs mansion aft...
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Mossad promised me Throne of Israel Tony Blair tells Chilcot Inquiry
London - (Enron Fallout Mess): Fame, riches and the queenship of Israel were among Mossad temptations** offered to Tony Blair the Chilcot Inquiry heard today. A fabulous bounty from the Bernard Madoff charitable foundation included a stunning WMD...
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Blair has massive erection for Bush!
London, RootArse: - Next week the President plays host to the British Prime Minister and it is rumoured that Mr Bush has some gifts awaiting Mr Blair's arrival, but the lesser heard rumour mill is saying that Tony also ha...
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Bookies Give Further Odds on the Savile Enquiry.
"Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair
Blair Hides underground after news he may be charged as War Criminal
Blair admits "I'm an alcholic" in his blockbusting autobiography!
Blair Drops Trou on Letterman
RUC vows to return George Cross in Blair memoir calumny protest
Blair Finds Out Who He Is
Blair: I hate Gordon Brown
Blair 'held gun to Queen's head' over death of Diana
Shock as Blair admits: 'I'm gay'
Ode to Anthony Charles Lynton Blair
Bush hails Blair and offers internship

US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group
Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Tony Blair, George Bush And Barack O'Bama have formed a new Country and Western Band called Fuk-U-All. And guess what? They have a new line-dance to go with it! Called "The Democracy". Blair, of course, alwa...
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Tony and Gordon make up and open hairdressing salon
The feud between former Labour Prime Ministers Tony Blair and Gordon Brown is officially over and the couple have agreed to work together as partners as they did once before. They will open a hairdressing salon called Tony&Gordon. For years, t...
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Ratko Mladic Unbelievable Hiding Place Revealed
The unusual hiding place of Ratko Mladic has tonight been revealed for the very first time. It is believed that Ratko was able to evade capture because no one could understand how anyone could possibly survive in the strange place he chose to live...
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Alistair Campbell puts forward his defence for the forthcoming War Crimes Trial
Australia: Alistair Campbells key note defense, for any forthcoming war crimes trial. "If the pollsters were to do a survey, who had a greater commitment to wartime truth, Churchill in the Second World War or Tony Blair in Iraq, I think we know what...
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Nuclear proliferation Treaty Revised
British Prime Minster Tony Blair and US President George W Bush have decided to revise the Nuclear Proliferation Treaty in the light of renewed terrorist activity.
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After US withdrawal Iraq demand that George Bush becomes their new President and Tony Blair vice
With the US invasion forces leaving Iraq and virtually achieving sod all, Iraq have now been left with a political "black hole"! The Iraq population were asked in a referendum who they would love to have leading the country out of their misery and...
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Blair: Pope should send HIS troops to Northern Ireland
London -- Arguing that religious wars should be fought by the faithful, not British soldiers, PM Tony Blair today called on the Vatican and Protestant "hit man" Pat Robertson to send troops to Belfast to either "Put an end to this vio...
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Tony Blair father of Rupert Murdoch's child
In a shock statement released today, it was revealed that former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is the real father of Rupert Murdoch's youngest child after taking part in an immaculate conception ceremony in the Holy land with the Australian Oliga...
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Cherie Lifts The Veil and serves Bush some Turkish delight
Cherie Blair, the British Prime Minister's wife, shocked an audience of VIPS last night when she performed the erotic dance of the seven veils at a reception held to welcome the American President to Britain. The event, which was held at Buckingh...
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Leaked George Bush Transcripts Unveil Election Strategy: Sexual Innuendo
In January 2002 the British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, met the leader of the free world "W", to discuss changes in the world's political and social landscape. The following text is an "un-declassified" transcript of a private...
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Catholic Church Pope agrees to 'bank off' Obama, Berlusconi and Blair in atonement for the World Merchant Banking abuse scandal live in Rome, Italy on You-Tube
Direct interview for the Vatican Voice by Dr. Giorgio Dini and his microphone assistant Roberta Cancedda, The Merchant Bankers of the Insituto Gianniana Gaslini Hosiptal, Genoa, Italy. The leader of the Roman Catholic Church in Italy has agreed to...
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Are these the Iraq War 'notes' Tony Blair sent to George Bush?
London - (Specious Relationship): Iraq War Inquiry chairman Sir John Chilcot has been sent a video of a large holdall stuffed with $100 bills. The footage shows almost half a million 'notes' - whose existence cannot be discussed at the Inquiry bec...
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Tony Blair Kicked out of Labour Party
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Nuclear proliferation Treaty Revised
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Cherie Lifts The Veil and serves Bush some Turkish delight
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Catholic Church Pope agrees to 'bank off' Obama, Berlusconi and Blair in atonement for the World Merchant Banking abuse scandal live in Rome, Italy on You-Tube
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Tony and Gordon make up and open hairdressing salon
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Tony Blair: My Life As A Dog
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Are these the Iraq War 'notes' Tony Blair sent to George Bush?
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Ratko Mladic Unbelievable Hiding Place Revealed
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Alistair Campbell puts forward his defence for the forthcoming War Crimes Trial
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US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group
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Leaked George Bush Transcripts Unveil Election Strategy: Sexual Innuendo
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Blair: Pope should send HIS troops to Northern Ireland
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Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled
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PM was warned about cottaging on Hampstead Heath
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Blair has massive erection for Bush!
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Mossad promised me Throne of Israel Tony Blair tells Chilcot Inquiry
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Tony Blair turns a rack black
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bLIAR - A Journey.
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After US withdrawal Iraq demand that George Bush becomes their new President and Tony Blair vice
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Tony Blair father of Rupert Murdoch's child