Blair: SNP are insurgents
Tony Blair has hit out at the SNP, claiming they are "illegitimate and dangerous" after the Scottish party inflicted heavy losses on the government in the country's local elections.Read full story
"Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is reported to be "hugely impressed" with President Trump and his Administration using the term fake news so successfully, telling anyone who will listen that "We can still make that WMD story work". According to...Read full story
Beware the Ides of March PM Told as Gatekeeper Turner does Plea Bargain Deal
Drowning Street - (Disgusted Press): UK Prime Mobster Tony Blair has been given a stark warning by the legions of organised crime cartels which bankrolled him into Number 10 in 1997 following gatekeeper Ruth Turner's eleventh-hour plea bargain wi...Read full story
Religion Takes a Nose Dive
Religious leaders were praying extra hard to be forgiven for being in the same company as Tony Blair. It was Blair who defended a proposal that 'religion is a force for good in the world'. He lost the vote 2 to 1 against atheist Christopher Hitchens.Read full story
Sarkozy lost because he preferred German black bread to baguettes!
The French presidential election has ended with the French going slightly left instead of right causing quite an upset amongst its European neighbours. Sarkozy admitted defeat gracefully to his opponent, Hollanda (Who's actually Double Dutch), apo...Read full story
Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled
LUNDON, ENGLUND (IPU)--Cadbury, the British candy manufacturer, has announced a recall of some 30 million tons of Easter Island Statue candy not properly labeled with warnings for those with bad backs & herni...Read full story
World to End in 24 Hours
Tony Blair has just announced to the country that the world is to come to a dramatic end in less than 24 hours.Read full story
'Ave A Heart Guv !
George W Bush reinforced the ‘special' relationship between Britain and America, by swapping hearts with Tony Blair.Read full story
bLIAR - A Journey.
London, England: Tony bLIAR, the former British Prime Minister, who employed Brown for years as Chancellor, are both thickos who have destroyed this country by leaving a huge debt, regional parliaments and uncontrolled mass immigration. Tony bLIAR...Read full story
Opus Dei mouthpiece says gays 'carry the Mark of Cain'
London, Wednesday 10 May 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): In her first seminal speech since being promoted by PM Tony Blair to the post of Secretary of State for Homosexuality, Opus Dei flag-bearer Ruth Kelly has confirmed that the Bible'...Read full story
Bush-Blair Declared First Post-Natal Identical Twins!
In a near incredible story that only the US National Enquirer and a dozen British dailies would carry, scientists at five different renowned research labs have found that Blair and Bush are genetically identical twins! Medical journals around the wor...Read full story
Blair backs Cameron as next Labour Leader
Since announcing that he intended to step down during this parliamentary term, Tony Blair has been umming and aahhing more than a bi-curious teenage hermaphrodite about who he should throw his political weight and tarnished reputation behind in the r...Read full story
It doesn't seem that long ago when most people in Britain were acting like zombies in their worship of Tony Blair, acting like a lot of people are now acting in America with regards to Obama. But, since this delusion wore off with petrol strikes and no weapons of mass destruction to be found, many people have now subconsciously buried their prior idiocy in thinking Tony would save them from the mo...Read full story
Blair recruits JK Rowling to ghostwrite official memoir
London - (Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has turned to literary thief, plagiarist and serial fraudster JK Rowling to help ghostwrite his autobiography after Downing Street source material diaries were barred from release by the Metropolita...Read full story
Bush/Blair dictatorship 'the ultimate Ponzi scam'
UN HQ, NYC - (Whodahelldoweblameforthisfrickin'mess? Mess): The Bush/Blair global economy years were named at an emergency UN Security Council session as the ultimate Ponzi scam. The Council was shown NATO transcripts of Hellfire Club/American Bo...Read full story
Bush hails Blair and offers internship
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): President Bush hailed UK prime Monster Tony Blair today and said he accepted the news of his resignation from office with sadness not least because he knew that Blair 'has had it coming' after the Queen informed hi...Read full story
St John the Baptist 'told Blair to bomb Iraq' says ex-spin chief Campbell
London - (Biblical Proportions): A new Downing Street memoir written by Alistair Campbell explains how tough war decisions were made by ex-PM Tony Blair. The former communications director says Blair trawled for passages in the New Testament descr...Read full story
Hitler/Mitford love child spawned Whore on Terra's Poodle Brothers
London - (Fascist Mess): UK broadsheets are abuzz with the news that British socialite and fascist fellater Unity Mitford gave birth to a love-child by Adolf Hitler who then went on to spawn the Whore on Terra's notorious Poodle Brothers...Read full story
Blair swears he would do Iraq again even without WOMD's!
Tony Blair currently giving evidence in the Iraq inquiry has sworn to the committee, "he would do it again," which just goes to prove once a moron, always a moron. Blair also said that the world and Baghdad are a safer place now that Saddam had jo...Read full story