Ode to Anthony Charles Lynton Blair
You would not use honest, open or believable for Tony Blair, The man who killed soldiers, and put many in a wheelchair, The man who knew how to smile as he was being unfair, He and his rich wife grew richer, and dined out at Mayfair, As his fight for other's oil, he fought with flair, And smiled at the camera in his suit and tie of mohair, While his Weapons of Mass Destruction, could be foun...Read full story
Blair's fury at TheSpoof's insults, crap photos, general derision
Drowning Street - (Ass Mess): It's very nearly ruined his career. Smeared him with insults. Lampooned his credibility. Rubbished his spin. Derided his motives. And almost every day told the world that he's an utter tosser not to be trusted w...Read full story
Blair has massive erection for Bush!
London, RootArse: - Next week the President plays host to the British Prime Minister and it is rumoured that Mr Bush has some gifts awaiting Mr Blair's arrival, but the lesser heard rumour mill is saying that Tony also ha...Read full story
Jesus would understand the recession says Tony Blair
Yale University, New Haven, Ct - (30 Pieces of Silver Mess): "And what's more He'd absolutely insist intellectual giants such as, er, myself! - employed as $5 million per annum JP Morgan Bank consultants - get their government-sponsored bail out bon...Read full story
Cause of Anna Nicole Smith's Prolonged Death Revealed.
The cause of Anna Nicole Smith's prolonged death has finally been revealed. Apparently the reason her death is still going is due to the fact that the public love drama.Read full story
Tony Blair bans voting Conservative and drinking in pubs
The British government announced further crackdowns on drinking and voting today in an effort to combat increasing worries over the nation's failure to make its own decisions.Read full story
PM was warned about cottaging on Hampstead Heath
London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair was warned by police about cottaging in North London's prestigeous multi-millionaire Hampstead Heath area before he became party leader in 1994 according to transcripts of newly dicovered Robert Ma...Read full story
"Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime!", the legacy of the 'Noolabour Society'.
London, England: During the run up to the 1997 elections and after the few tedious years of Grey man John Major, many citizens of the United Kingdom were in a vulnerable enough state to want change in their Country. bLIAR looked fresh and somewha...Read full story
Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - In an effort to improve labor statistics in the U.K, Tony Blair is having all jobless doctors to be shipped overseas.Read full story
Irish National Assets Management Agency to buy Pope's toxic debts
Shergar, Co Louse - (Altar Buoys): The newly incorporated Irish Bad Ass Bank is to buy the first tranche of $500 million papal bad debts. These are in the form of sub-primate loans taken out to pay off abuse vitims and/or continue doling out hush-...Read full story
George Bush, Tony Blair, Britney Spears and her Beaver to form barber shop quartet
(NEW YORK) - Jive Records, the label behind such famous artists as Britney Spears and … Britney Spears, has in a spectacular turn of events announced today that the U.S. President George Bush and the British Prime Minister Tony Blair will be t...Read full story
Vid posted of wedding guests dancing 'Blair Necessities' conga
Wooton-under-the-Bushes, Bucks - Someone posted a vid of Euan Blair's lavish, multi-million pound nuptials on the You Boob! Channel this morning. It features Tony and Cherie leading a 200-strong wedding conga while knocking back five-hundred-squi...Read full story
Brown Even Worse Than Simpering Blair
British Prime Yawnister, Gordon Accountant, has officially been declared the worst Prime Minister in the last thousand years. Speaking from his twelve-million pound council house, Lionel Blair said: 'Look, OK, you thought I was a big girl's blous...Read full story
History will judge Blair as a political colostomy
London - (Ass Mess): The founding Illuminatus of the Institute of Contemporary British Hystery has admitted that despite a sustained campaign of bribery and hogwash UK Prime Monster Tony Blair will be judged as a massive colostomy for the Bush Admini...Read full story
Traffic Warden Fines introduced.
Tony Blair yesterday announced plans to introduce an unlimited fining system by which traffic wardens can be penalised for a wide variety of behaviour. The fines, starting at £30 can be imposed by any member of the public whilst a warden is on duty i...Read full story
"Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is reported to be "hugely impressed" with President Trump and his Administration using the term fake news so successfully, telling anyone who will listen that "We can still make that WMD story work". According to...Read full story