Funny story: Tony Blair admits 'God' is to blame for May's incompetence!

Tony Blair admits 'God' is to blame for May's incompetence!

The BBC's Late Night freak show filled with mysterious characters all invited to spout their mouths off about "you know what", have now found their latest 'Spitting Image' character to take the cake plus the icing on top! Yes, the one and only, wa...

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Funny story: Blair: I hate Gordon Brown

Blair: I hate Gordon Brown

Tony Blair threw the Labour Party into further turmoil today by announcing that he 'hates' his probable successor and long-term political ally Gordon Brown.

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Funny story: Rainbow's Jeffrey to Release Damning Memoirs

Rainbow's Jeffrey to Release Damning Memoirs

The rumoured plan by former Rainbow host Jeffrey to release his memoirs could sink the show, according to Rainbow fanatic Mike Meadow. Bungle, the show's current leader, has already come under fierce attack since Lord Freddy (formerly part of Rod,...

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Funny story: "Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

"Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is reported to be "hugely impressed" with President Trump and his Administration using the term fake news so successfully, telling anyone who will listen that "We can still make that WMD story work". According to...

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Funny story: Tony Blair His Friend (To Blowin' In the Wind)

Tony Blair His Friend (To Blowin' In the Wind)

Tony Blair, His Friend By Crazy Cal Jennings (to "Blowin' in the Wind")...

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Funny story: World to End in 24 Hours

World to End in 24 Hours

Tony Blair has just announced to the country that the world is to come to a dramatic end in less than 24 hours.

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Funny story: Blair On Suicide Watch

Blair On Suicide Watch

The British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has been taken to Deepcut Barracks amid fears that he may take his own life. His close friend and fellow father, Gordon Brown, has released secret documents that show details of a new Labour campaign. If Tony B...

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Funny story: Blair commits to open and transparent government

Blair commits to open and transparent government

UK Prime Minister Tony Blair declared that, if re-elected, "a new breeze of openness and transparency will waft through all areas of his third term government."...

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Funny story: Blair and Bush Send Mel Gibson to Rescue Tom Cruise, Madonna from Heresy

Blair and Bush Send Mel Gibson to Rescue Tom Cruise, Madonna from Heresy

LONDON - Many have suspected that we were in a new Crusade, with the West imposing its values and religion on the East, and with the Holy Land as the battleground. Documents smuggled out of 10 Downing Street, and given to Dan Rather, say it's so...

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Funny story: Hutton Report causes radioactivity worldwide

Hutton Report causes radioactivity worldwide

The Hutton report which induced a permanently vacant smile on the face of Tony Blair, had near fatal consequences for BBC World Service listeners across the world.

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Dictates Austerity Measures for Royal Family

Queen Elizabeth II Dictates Austerity Measures for Royal Family

Her eye on the bottom line, the Queen thinks that the Royals need to cut expenditures. Rumor is that she's dictated a number of cost-saving measures that will help to cut the huge drain on the Royal coffers. Her Majesty has advised female Royals not to waste money on nude pantyhose. "Just stick your legs out in the sun and get some color on them," she's advised members of the Royal family.

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Funny story: Theresa May's Inaugural Speech Leaked

Theresa May's Inaugural Speech Leaked

Theresa May in anticipation of becoming Britain's next Prime Minister sent a copy of her inaugural speech to her friend Hillary Clinton which is how we managed to get it. Here it is in full. "Mister Speaker, honourable ladies and gentlemen. There...

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Funny story: Blair Drops Trou on Letterman

Blair Drops Trou on Letterman

NEW YORK CITY - Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair appears tonight on David Letterman's "The Late Show," where he admits for the first time his sex-ual affairs with both Margaret Thather and John Major. "It's true - I'm bi and flying high!"...

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Funny story: Blair Peace Envoy from Prison Cell

Blair Peace Envoy from Prison Cell

In an amazing turn of fate, Tony (call me 'Tone') Blair has been arrested for war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan and is being held in a high security cell at The Hague Central Prison. A Spokeswoman for Blair said that being charged as a war crimin...

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Funny story: Daft Blair suggested a Hutton Report-style whitewash to NewsCorpse hacking boss

Daft Blair suggested a Hutton Report-style whitewash to NewsCorpse hacking boss

London, UK - Jurors in the Rebekah Brooks and Andy Coulson phone hacking trial heard today how ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair played a blinder with a tried and trusted remedy in the form of a semi-official, Hutton Report-style whitewash. "It work...

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Funny story: President Trump In Attempt To Shutdown UK Government

President Trump In Attempt To Shutdown UK Government

US President Donald Trump has rebounded from the Democrats refusal to provide funding for the building of his Mexican border fence, by insisting that the UK government help to pay for it, hinting that, failure to do so might result in a shutdown at W...

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Funny story: Tony Blair is a Tosser

Tony Blair is a Tosser

Downing Street spokesmen today announced what many have suspected for some time now. At 16.45 a press conference was called outside Number 10, attended by many senior Ministers including Gordon Brown.

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Funny story: Blair named GCHQ Philanthropisst of the Year

Blair named GCHQ Philanthropisst of the Year

London - Tony Blair has been honored with GCHQ's top gong after giving away billions of other people's $$$ to his charitable self publicity machine. The annual award is run by the Brits' GCHQ national surveillance agency, an organ renowned for kee...

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Funny story: Pension Minister Resigns: The Unofficial Version

Pension Minister Resigns: The Unofficial Version

Works and Pension Minister Andrew Smith today resigned his post in accordance with an official letter to the prime minister. Tony Blair in turn could do little else but accept his resignation and thank him for his service to the British people. All w...

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Funny story: One is Not Amused - Russians Bugged Queen's Teapot

One is Not Amused - Russians Bugged Queen's Teapot

Balimmoral, Scotland - "At any rate I'll never go there again!" said Alice as she picked her way through the wood after attending the Mad Hatter's Tea Party. "It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!" Little did Alice know that the...

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