Funny story: Blair To Donate Life Story Cash To Army

Blair To Donate Life Story Cash To Army

Big hearted former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has today announced that he will donate all the proceeds of his memoirs to the Armed Forces in a bid to drive up falling recruitment numbers. Brave The peace loving ex Premier said "Those poor boys...

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Funny story: Blair to get new Hellforce One

Blair to get new Hellforce One

London - (Associated Mess): The UK civil aviation industry has announced that it is going to club together and buy Prime Monster Tony Blair his very own aircraft. The news comes after Cherie Blair's accountant advised there were buckets of cash...

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Funny story: Tony Blair admits 'God' is to blame for May's incompetence!

Tony Blair admits 'God' is to blame for May's incompetence!

The BBC's Late Night freak show filled with mysterious characters all invited to spout their mouths off about "you know what", have now found their latest 'Spitting Image' character to take the cake plus the icing on top! Yes, the one and only, wa...

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Funny story: Blair's French Foreign Legion donation shocker

Blair's French Foreign Legion donation shocker

London - (Legionnaires Disease News): The Legion's legendary reputation for attracting criminals on the run and would-be mercenaries may have attracted Blair to donate the proceeds of his sordid fiction, military hysterians commented today. The ne...

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Funny story: Britain moving in the right direction

Britain moving in the right direction

In a speech to the Commons today Prime Minister Tony Blair said the country is now "moving in the right direction".

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Funny story: Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London

Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London

Famous British artist Damien Hirst, said to be the world's wealthiest artist, has opened a small store in Soho London that was once a Chinese restaurant. He calls it his "Ephemeral Sculpture Store". It is the size of a small supermarket with all y...

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Funny story: "Blair, you t**t!" outburst confirms Brown's break with past

"Blair, you t**t!" outburst confirms Brown's break with past

TONY Blair may be about to encounter one of the most troubled political scenes in the world as Quartet peace envoy to the Middle East, but he's none too welcome back in Downing Street if reports from the start of the Brown years are to be believed.

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Funny story: Bush gives Blair gong 'for hushing up his Good Friday Piss Process-gagged bastard son'

Bush gives Blair gong 'for hushing up his Good Friday Piss Process-gagged bastard son'

Washington - (ReUterus & AssoCIAted Mess): George W Bush has lavished the US's top diplomatic gong on his gelded Poodle by way of thanks for a series of whopping great big terrorism whitewashes also known as the Good Friday Piss Process Agreemen...

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Funny story: I got screwed sobs Tony

I got screwed sobs Tony

London - (Tossers Anonymous Mess): Former UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has sobbed his heart out and told reporters that his days in Number 10 were like being in an abusive, bullying relationship.

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Funny story: Get Balls and Blair off the front pages roars Cameron

Get Balls and Blair off the front pages roars Cameron

An enraged Call me Dave, allegedly, summoned a meeting of the wise and wonderful of his Tory Party cohorts last night. The meeting, apparently lasted through the night, and, has resulted in the resignation of Andy Coulson, Tory Director of Spin and M...

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Funny story: Bush Gives Blair His Unconditionated Supportification

Bush Gives Blair His Unconditionated Supportification

In a press conference today George Bush declared his support for Tony Blair in the forthcoming British General Election.

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Funny story: Blair's Pre-War Persuasive Erotic Dance for Bush

Blair's Pre-War Persuasive Erotic Dance for Bush

British Prime Minister Tony Blair is to answer allegations that he performed a raunchy dance for the US President to persuade him to wage war on Iraq. Up until now, most reports of this nature have implied that it was American President, George Bush...

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Funny story: Tony Blair In Assassination Plot

Tony Blair In Assassination Plot

Three separate sources from three very different government departments all verify and counter-verify reports emanating from rancorous members of the Labour Party that Tony Blair is under investigation for plotting the murder of Dalstone Palm...

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Funny story: Blair: SNP are insurgents

Blair: SNP are insurgents

Tony Blair has hit out at the SNP, claiming they are "illegitimate and dangerous" after the Scottish party inflicted heavy losses on the government in the country's local elections.

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Funny story: Peace envoy bLIAR seeks no-fly zone for heart eating terrorists in Syria!

Peace envoy bLIAR seeks no-fly zone for heart eating terrorists in Syria!

Peace Envoy HQ, London: Tony bLIAR is back to his old ways. It is 'heart rendering' for Tony BLIAR, as he is now seeking to meet the heart eating Syrian terrorist to work out a no-fly zone in Syria. With Tony bLIAR advocating the pouring of more...

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Funny story: Bookies Celebrate 2015 with London Bash

Bookies Celebrate 2015 with London Bash

Sir Philip Mebag, chairman of the United Federation of UK Bookmakers, compered an end-of-year mammoth banquet last week at Coventry's Masonic Hall, London. 2014 had been a great year he reminded over four hundred guests from the worlds of enterta...

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Funny story: Blair plane overshoot: pilot blames BG's song subliminals

Blair plane overshoot: pilot blames BG's song subliminals

Tampax, Florida - (Rioters): The pilot at the controls of a BA jumbo carrying UK Prime Monster Tony Blair and his family to their winter holiday break at Robin Gibbs's house on Tampax Beach has said he completely missed the runway exit on landing...

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Funny story: Corbyn to Exhume Thatcher

Corbyn to Exhume Thatcher

Labour Leadership frontrunner Jeremy Corbyn today told supporters that were he to be elected Prime Minister he would exhume the body of Margaret Thatcher and place it on trial for her crimes and expunging her premiership from history. "First I wi...

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Funny story: 'Tony the Confessor' blares back

'Tony the Confessor' blares back

Livid at not being asked to lead the Labour charge against Theresa May and the Old Boys, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has pledged he will fight to the death until Britain accepts he's right. "As an ancestor of Ethelred the Unready and, of cour...

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Funny story: 6/6/6 Day of Judgement glee for odds-on backers

6/6/6 Day of Judgement glee for odds-on backers

No 10 Downing Street, London SW1- (Associated Mess): The Prime Monster's official spokesman reacted swiftly this morning following reports that Tony Blair and Pope Joseph Ratzinger had reached agreement on the exact timing of the Second Coming,...

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