Funny story: Cash for honors cops dump Blair

Cash for honors cops dump Blair

London - (Ass Mess): As he heads for his weekend retreat of Chequers UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has been told he may not survive another 24 hours in office following the police decision to hand over all the evidence to the Crown Prosecution Service...

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Funny story: Ode to Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

Ode to Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

You would not use honest, open or believable for Tony Blair, The man who killed soldiers, and put many in a wheelchair, The man who knew how to smile as he was being unfair, He and his rich wife grew richer, and dined out at Mayfair, As his fight for other's oil, he fought with flair, And smiled at the camera in his suit and tie of mohair, While his Weapons of Mass Destruction, could be foun...

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Funny story: Rainbow's Jeffrey to Release Damning Memoirs

Rainbow's Jeffrey to Release Damning Memoirs

The rumoured plan by former Rainbow host Jeffrey to release his memoirs could sink the show, according to Rainbow fanatic Mike Meadow. Bungle, the show's current leader, has already come under fierce attack since Lord Freddy (formerly part of Rod,...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Forlorn As Term Comes to End

Tony Blair Forlorn As Term Comes to End

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Tony Blair had a forlorn look in his eyes as he thought about leaving his office. It almost made you feel sorry for him. I did say almost.

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Funny story: "Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

"Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is reported to be "hugely impressed" with President Trump and his Administration using the term fake news so successfully, telling anyone who will listen that "We can still make that WMD story work". According to...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Says He Will "Take Down" George Bush if Charged with War Crimes

Tony Blair Says He Will "Take Down" George Bush if Charged with War Crimes

LONDON (UPI) - Outgoing Prime Minister Tony Blair has announced that he will "take down" and implicate President George Bush if Blair is charged with war crimes.

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Funny story: Blair Hopes To Be Composer

Blair Hopes To Be Composer

Tony Blair Could Be Potential Songwriter...

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Funny story: Swine Flu - Far Worse For Men

Swine Flu - Far Worse For Men

Scientists have confirmed that the type of Swine Flu experienced by men is much more painful and distressing than that contracted by women. Men, on detecting the first symptoms, are advised to go home, lie on the couch and watch TV. Fluid intak...

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Funny story: Blair to return to Government

Blair to return to Government

Tony Blair has sensationally turned his back on his quest to become Pope, in order to return to public office within the Gordon Brown's beleaguered government. "The one-eyed Scottish idiot is making a real hash of things", smirked a jubilant Tony...

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Funny story: PM was warned about cottaging on Hampstead Heath

PM was warned about cottaging on Hampstead Heath

London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair was warned by police about cottaging in North London's prestigeous multi-millionaire Hampstead Heath area before he became party leader in 1994 according to transcripts of newly dicovered Robert Ma...

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Funny story: bLIAR - A Journey.

bLIAR - A Journey.

London, England: Tony bLIAR, the former British Prime Minister, who employed Brown for years as Chancellor, are both thickos who have destroyed this country by leaving a huge debt, regional parliaments and uncontrolled mass immigration. Tony bLIAR...

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Funny story: Portuguese prosecutors: Blair interferred with investigation

Portuguese prosecutors: Blair interferred with investigation

Portimao - (Opus Dei Mess): Portuguese prosectors have told the press that their investigations have been besieged by constant pressure, interference and thinly-veiled snarls from Opus Dei's top European cheerleader Tony Blair.

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Funny story: Tony Blair visits Middle East

Tony Blair visits Middle East

Tony Blair, the ex-prime minister of the UK, has been a UN peace envoy to the Middle East for three years now, but today visited the area for the first time. He said, "The reason I waited so long before visiting the area is because I had no idea w...

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Funny story: Bush Calls For Mid-East Peace

Bush Calls For Mid-East Peace

Valiant efforts have been made by world, Arab and Israeli statesmen to call for an end to violence in the Middle-East, and a return to the peace process. President Bush has led the world in saying "peace is good". Tony Blair followed by j...

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Funny story: MI6 Declassifies Documents on Bush's Changing Position on Global Warming

MI6 Declassifies Documents on Bush's Changing Position on Global Warming

London, England - After six years of denial by the Bush's administration, handpicked scientists appointed to tow the official White House policy line that denied global warming ever existed, MI6 documents exposing how Bush changed his mind about...

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Funny story: Statue to Commemorate Bush Legacy at Vatican

Statue to Commemorate Bush Legacy at Vatican

Vatican City - George Clooney today as part of his new ambassador role attended an unveiling ceremony at the Vatican on behalf of President Bush. The occasion? A new courtyard at the Vatican dedicated to world leaders and their contributions to world...

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Funny story: Hospital waiting times cut in half as Blair issues doctors with cattle prods

Hospital waiting times cut in half as Blair issues doctors with cattle prods

In a bid to cut waiting times in Britains hospitals, the government has revealed radical new plans, which will see the introduction of cattle prods and stun guns for medical practitioners.

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Funny story: Attention-seeking disorder at heart of Blair psychosis say shrinks

Attention-seeking disorder at heart of Blair psychosis say shrinks

London - (Ass Mess): The political career of UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is rooted in a psychotic craving for attention according to medical personnel who have treated the Bushes' number one toerag for over thrity years.

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Funny story: Blair faces worst 48 hours of his life

Blair faces worst 48 hours of his life

British Prime Minister Tony Blair faces the toughest 48 of his life, starting yesterday morning, so he's only got 24 to go, not that it matters.

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Funny story: Tony Blair Snubbed my Aunty Dot

Tony Blair Snubbed my Aunty Dot

I was shocked to a stand still after Tony Blair snubbed my Aunty Dot in favour of meeting Shilpa Shetty.

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