Funny story - Blair to convert to Islam

Blair to convert to Islam

Prime Minister Tony Blair is to convert to Islam once he leaves office, it has been announced. A spokesman said "Tony has always been interested in Islam and has many Moslem friends in other countries, such as President Mubarak of Egypt and more...

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Funny story - Cash for peerages cops focus on Lord Levy and the 9/11 massacre

Cash for peerages cops focus on Lord Levy and the 9/11 massacre

London - (Ass Mess): Lord Levy, the blind trust portfolio bagman to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, his personal Middle East envoy, chief WMD/yellowcake uranium fantasist and top racketeering partner responisble for flogging peerages, is squirming with...

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Funny story - Alistair Campbell puts forward his defence for the forthcoming War Crimes Trial

Alistair Campbell puts forward his defence for the forthcoming War Crimes Trial

Australia: Alistair Campbells key note defense, for any forthcoming war crimes trial. "If the pollsters were to do a survey, who had a greater commitment to wartime truth, Churchill in the Second World War or Tony Blair in Iraq, I think we know what...

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Funny story - "Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

"Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is reported to be "hugely impressed" with President Trump and his Administration using the term fake news so successfully, telling anyone who will listen that "We can still make that WMD story work". According to...

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Funny story - Tony Blair's Latest Speech In Full

Tony Blair's Latest Speech In Full

'Um, haha, well, you see, giggle, OK, er, well. What I mean is, um, ya know, is, well, it's like, how can I put it, sort of, well, it's OK. I mean, look, it's, um, giggle giggle, um, er, ha ha, yes.

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Funny story - Opus Dei mouthpiece says gays 'carry the Mark of Cain'

Opus Dei mouthpiece says gays 'carry the Mark of Cain'

London, Wednesday 10 May 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): In her first seminal speech since being promoted by PM Tony Blair to the post of Secretary of State for Homosexuality, Opus Dei flag-bearer Ruth Kelly has confirmed that the Bible'...

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Funny story - Blair Admits Lying To Britain

Blair Admits Lying To Britain

In a bizarre turn of events, Prime Minister Tony Blair admitted lying to the people of Great Britain. In an unusually open and frank interview with Sir David Frost which is due to be aired this Sunday, Tony Blair explained the level of his deception...

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Funny story - History will judge Blair as a political colostomy

History will judge Blair as a political colostomy

London - (Ass Mess): The founding Illuminatus of the Institute of Contemporary British Hystery has admitted that despite a sustained campaign of bribery and hogwash UK Prime Monster Tony Blair will be judged as a massive colostomy for the Bush Admini...

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Funny story - The Little Black Book of Diplomacy

The Little Black Book of Diplomacy

A whistleblower from MI6 using the pseudonym of "Mull of Kintyre" has published on the web a document that has the government reeling. It is a memo that is written by the Home Office for use by ambassadors, politicians, spies and other functionar...

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Funny story - Labour to remove burden of elderly care with compulsory euthanasia

Labour to remove burden of elderly care with compulsory euthanasia

In a shock statement today, Health Minister, Rosie Winterton disclosed that the government is to slash the financial burden of elderly care by making euthanasia compulsory at the age of 65.

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Funny story - Gimme the Cash, Tone

Gimme the Cash, Tone

GORDON Brown has rejected the olive branch offered by Tony Blair over his demotion in the coming general election campaign, instead standing firm in his request for a substantial backhander.

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Funny story - Tony Blair Found Squatting in Flat

Tony Blair Found Squatting in Flat

Today in rather strange circumstances ex PM Tony Blair was found squatting in an abandoned flat...

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Funny story - Blair denies change of Royal name means anything

Blair denies change of Royal name means anything

Tony Blair today denied that plans to change the name of the Royal Family to the Public Family Number One signalled a change in attitude to the monarchy.

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Funny story - Blair to solve unemployment problem

Blair to solve unemployment problem

Tony Blair, former Prime Minister, has announced a plan, which he has organised in coalition with the Queen, to deal with the problem of unemployment. He is to take on many of the civil servants and industrial workers when they are made redundan...

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Funny story - Government rules out ransom deal

Government rules out ransom deal

The UK government has insisted it will not pay back a ransom to the British taxpayers. The government gave the ransom to a couple of pirates to allow the couple to declare an illegal war, as well as to fund illegal property deals for themselves. T...

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Funny story - Tony Blair Made Honorary Israeli

Tony Blair Made Honorary Israeli

Shimon Peres, the President of Israel, whilst calling Britain an anti-Semitic state had made Tony Blair an honorary Israeli for his work killing civilians in Iraq. It is a rare honour and as part of the ceremony he exchanged his foreskin for a sil...

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Funny story - Keegan to undergo crucifixion at Newcastle ground

Keegan to undergo crucifixion at Newcastle ground

After his dismal series of results as manager, Newcastle United directors are set to nail Kevin Keegan to the goal at the Gallowgate end of St James Park in the hope this will resurrect their season.

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Funny story - Downwind from Blair at the Cenotaph on Sunday

Downwind from Blair at the Cenotaph on Sunday

London - Government ministers are drawing lots for the dubious pleasure of standing near Tony Blair at the Remembrance commemoration in Whitehall this Sunday. Last year M'Noble Lord drew the short straw that saw nostrils pucker at the sickening, '...

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Funny story - Blair sounds ‘Last Post' over British armed forces

Blair sounds ‘Last Post' over British armed forces

Prime Minister Tony Blair has ensured Britain will never again be drawn into a situation like Iraq - by effectively disbanding the UK's armed forces.

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Funny story - Memories of the b_LIAR, ten years on!

Memories of the b_LIAR, ten years on!

LONDON, England: Today, the tenth anniversary of the start of Gulf War 2, many remember the b_LIAR, in their own special way... "My abiding memory of b_LIAR is his escape from a bookstore in Dublin, afraid to meet protesters. Later, he cancelled his book-signing tour. Yet he was willing to send young British soldiers to their deaths in Iraq." Madame Derry. "When are Boosh and b_LIAR g...

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