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'Tony the Confessor' blares back

Livid at not being asked to lead the Labour charge against Theresa May and the Old Boys, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has pledged he will fight to the death until Britain accepts he's right. "As an ancestor of Ethelred the Unready and, of cour...

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"Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

Funny story: "Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is reported to be "hugely impressed" with President Trump and his Administration using the term fake news so successfully, telling anyone who will listen that "We can still make that WMD story work". According to...

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First Charisma Awards Competition

Funny story: First Charisma Awards Competition

Hiram Grabbit of Los Angeles PR firm, LUXIFER INC., has set up what could be a global, national contest to rival Miss World and The Oscars. Luxifer has, in the past, worked closely with Scratchi and Scratchi of London in the business of cultivat...

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Bush Family To Debut "In the Bushes" Reality TV Show

Funny story: Bush Family To Debut "In the Bushes" Reality TV Show

Dallas, TX--Members of the Bush family have begun filming a reality TV show featuring two Presidents, one failed Presidential candidate, one President wannabe and the wives who endure them. The first six episodes have already been filmed and will be...

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Theresa May's Inaugural Speech Leaked

Funny story: Theresa May's Inaugural Speech Leaked

Theresa May in anticipation of becoming Britain's next Prime Minister sent a copy of her inaugural speech to her friend Hillary Clinton which is how we managed to get it. Here it is in full. "Mister Speaker, honourable ladies and gentlemen. There...

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The Little Black Book of Diplomacy

Funny story: The Little Black Book of Diplomacy

A whistleblower from MI6 using the pseudonym of "Mull of Kintyre" has published on the web a document that has the government reeling. It is a memo that is written by the Home Office for use by ambassadors, politicians, spies and other functionar...

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Corbyn to Exhume Thatcher

Funny story: Corbyn to Exhume Thatcher

Labour Leadership frontrunner Jeremy Corbyn today told supporters that were he to be elected Prime Minister he would exhume the body of Margaret Thatcher and place it on trial for her crimes and expunging her premiership from history. "First I wi...

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Ode to George and Tony!

Funny story: Ode to George and Tony!

"Tony old bean, I want to blow that bastard, Hussein's head off, are you with me, and we need that damn oil, bloody Texans are drying up?" "Of course Georgie Porgie, we Brits have been licking US butts ever since you saved us from old Adolf and we don't intend to stop now!" "Tony old boy, we need to convince those useless twats over at the UN that it's necessary to remove this evil buggar, s...

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Blair gets Order of the Boot from cushy Piss Process job

Funny story: Blair gets Order of the Boot from cushy Piss Process job

London - George Dubya Bush's favorite poodle fellater has fucked up badly in his UN Pisskeeper position after being grassed up by the Saudis as a useless whinging pompous twat. It means goodbye to a $10m annual salary, private jet and stable of ho...

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Tony Blair resigns as Middle East peace envoy

Funny story: Tony Blair resigns as Middle East peace envoy

The former Labour prime minister was appointed as one of a Quartet of powerbrokers to represent the United States of America, United Nations, Russia and the European Union in the Middle East after leaving Downing Street in 2007. Amid a constant ho...

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God has resigned

Funny story: God has resigned

In a shock announcement this morning God announced his resignation over the outcome of the UK General Election in which David Cameron was reelected with an overall majority. An angel appeared in our offices this morning with the announcement, whe...

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Harry Potter Book 8 to be Released

Funny story: Harry Potter Book 8 to be Released

Due to popular demand J.K. Rowling has succumbed to unexpectedly writing Harry Potter Book Eight. "I know I said I had stopped at Book Seven and would never write another... and I am sooooo embarrassed, believe me. But my controllers,... er... ba...

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Blair appointed Head of Procurement for new Arab League Army

Funny story: Blair appointed Head of Procurement for new Arab League Army

Cairo, Egypt - Cynics are calling it a 30 pieces-of-silver arrangement cobbled together by the global arms industry. This morning members of the Arab League meeting in Shark el-Sheikh announced Blair's appointment to the newly forged $10bn pan-Ar...

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Ex-Pope Ratzinger Doing Well After Exorcism

Funny story: Ex-Pope Ratzinger Doing Well After Exorcism

Ex-Pope Ratzinger is recuperating well after an emergency exorcism was performed on him. Eight exorcists, three of them Cardinals from Africa, Germany and Ireland spent seven weeks, seven hours and seven minutes casting out demons from the ex-Pontif...

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Saudi King bequeathes 'magnificent' gift to Tony Blair in royal will

Funny story: Saudi King bequeathes 'magnificent' gift to Tony Blair in royal will

Jeddah - As a mark of esteem for services rendered King Abdullah has reportedly left Blair one of his 130 wives in his last will and testicle published this morning. Aides of the old despot who died on Thursday said that Her Highness 'had already...

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Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London

Funny story: Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London

Famous British artist Damien Hirst, said to be the world's wealthiest artist, has opened a small store in Soho London that was once a Chinese restaurant. He calls it his "Ephemeral Sculpture Store". It is the size of a small supermarket with all y...

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Blair to give On The Runs 'evidence' about fugitive bastards' sprint to top statesmen jobs

Funny story: Blair to give On The Runs 'evidence' about fugitive bastards' sprint to top statesmen jobs

London - Feckin filthy Oirish terrists cut themselves one helluva sweetheart deal a UK Parliamentary Committee will hear on Tuesday as former Prime Monster Tony B Liar takes the stand at a Norhtern Ireland affairs grill. Politicians are probing ho...

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Bookies Celebrate 2015 with London Bash

Funny story: Bookies Celebrate 2015 with London Bash

Sir Philip Mebag, chairman of the United Federation of UK Bookmakers, compered an end-of-year mammoth banquet last week at Coventry's Masonic Hall, London. 2014 had been a great year he reminded over four hundred guests from the worlds of enterta...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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