Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 25 April 2007

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Cottaging on Hampstead Heath for Labour Party loans

London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair was warned by police about cottaging in North London's prestigeous multi-millionaire Hampstead Heath area before he became party leader in 1994 according to transcripts of newly dicovered Robert Maxwell tapes to be aired by the BBC next week.

Cottaging is political slang for seeking loans in exchange for peerages in the House of Lords and involves selling one's body, soul and future governmental policy decisions like pimping for the Bushes.

And now a local photographer who has caught on film and video just about every two-faced Hellfire Club bastard who ever solicited in the verdant Grade One listed iconic park says he will publish his portfolio showing Blair and Maxwell's activities in the Children of God sex molestor brothel that once abutted the Heath.

Blair was close to Maxwell throughout the corrupt newspaper magnate's pensioner-robbing career and even married his daughter - the Cherie Booth lookalike whom Maxwell spawned from Margaret Thatcher's loins before implanting her into the Booth family.

Friends of Blair have said today they regard the allegations as "scandalous" and claim the PM would never have been so daft to get caught in the first place.

But former London vice squad cops are having a good laugh today as they recall some very successful sting operations that nailed the fledgeling wannabe PM during the 1980s and exposed his involvement in Maxwell's seminal embezzlement, extortion, racketeering, money laundering and corruption KGB career.

"The man's a tosser and always has been," said one source today.

"And now he's walked right into it. Hope the CPS enjoys having its own damned good laugh reading the loans for peerages indictment file that landed on their doormat last week."

Lord Levy is under sedation.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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