In an amazing turn of fate, Tony (call me 'Tone') Blair has been arrested for war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan and is being held in a high security cell at The Hague Central Prison.
A Spokeswoman for Blair said that being charged as a war criminal won't affect his role as a peace envoy.
Evidence for the charges against him was found in his book 'Journey' - the diary of a conniving, egotistic, psychopath.
Israel said they have no objection to him being a peace envoy because he was only responsible for the deaths of Arabs and he still has a long way to go before he reaches their score.
