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Funny story: Man Decides To Count World's Ant Population

Man Decides To Count World's Ant Population

A man who has some time on his hands after having been given two weeks off work due to the Coronavirus pandemic, has disclosed his intention to undertake a scientific study into the world's ant population, and to discover just how many of them there...

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Funny story: Dove Feels Unfairly Pigeonholed

Dove Feels Unfairly Pigeonholed

Fed up with constantly being regarded as a symbol of peace, a dove named Dave, from New York City, admitted to feeling unfairly pigeonholed. “I’ve got nothing against peace, of course,” said Dave. “But I also experience a whole range of other emot...

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Funny story: 98 Percent of Trump Supporters View Apocalypse as a Good Thing

98 Percent of Trump Supporters View Apocalypse as a Good Thing

Baffled at the continued support enjoyed by United States President Donald Trump, even as he opens up pristine Arctic preserves for offshore oil drilling, removes countless varieties of wild animals from the endangered species list, and brings the wo...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Admits Cat Can Be a Little Petty

Nashville Man Admits Cat Can Be a Little Petty

"No matter what else I have going on, all she ever wants is to be snuggled and cuddled and stroked," said Wade Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his beloved feline animal companion, Ginny. "I hate to say it, but honestly, she can be a little...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Questions whether His Cat Truly Respects Him

Nashville Man Questions whether His Cat Truly Respects Him

Although Trent Harwood of Nashville, Tennessee, does his best not to take things personally, he admitted to questioning whether his cat, Sheba, truly respects him. "Sometimes I feel like she's playing with me," said Harwood of the alluring Abyssin...

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Funny story: Cockerel Broke Duckling's Legs, So Man Dealt With It

Cockerel Broke Duckling's Legs, So Man Dealt With It

There was high drama in one back garden in southeast Asia this morning, after a confrontation between a huge cockerel and a much smaller duckling left the latter with two broken legs. The cockerel, which stood around two feet tall, took issue with...

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Funny story: Cat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row

Cat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row

As the world slowly learns to come to terms with the countless new rules imposed upon it of genderbending, an even newer and potentially more controversial consequence has raised its ugly head - involving a cat and a dog! In what has been termed '...

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Funny story: Charleston Man Urges Reinstatement of Slavery for Canines

Charleston Man Urges Reinstatement of Slavery for Canines

Speaking out against the - in his view - overly sentimental pet-parent culture that's pervaded much of the United States, Brett Gallatin of Charleston, South Carolina, is advocating for the reinstatement of slavery for domestic canines. "I'm not a...

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Funny story: Man's Rabbit Has Given Birth

Man's Rabbit Has Given Birth

A pregnant rabbit that was the subject of a story on TheSpoof.com just a few weeks ago, has finally given birth to three baby rabbits, sparking wild celebrations in the Battambang commune of Tapon. The rabbit, named 'Thong' (pregnant), looked deci...

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Funny story: Man Finds Giant Seashells In His Back Garden

Man Finds Giant Seashells In His Back Garden

A man has revealed how, during a casual walk around his back garden at the weekend, he discovered a quantity of giant seashells - even though his home is more than 150 miles from the nearest coastline! The seashells, which were thought to be giant...

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Funny story: Butterfly Wings Found, Without Host

Butterfly Wings Found, Without Host

A man has revealed how a chance 'gander' at what the city looked like from his hotel balcony last weekend, led to him discovering some butterfly wings which had been sepearted from their owner, who was then nowhere to be found. The four wings, whi...

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Funny story: Man Teaches Crab A Lesson It Will Never Forget

Man Teaches Crab A Lesson It Will Never Forget

A man who was attacked by a crab, receiving a rather painful nip on the foot, reacted spontaeously and taught the beast a lesson it will never forget, for as long as it lives, which wasn't long. The man was sitting quietly minding his own business...

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Funny story: Man's Family Acquires Rabbit

Man's Family Acquires Rabbit

Rabbits are lovely, although a bit dimwitted, creatures, and don't always make the best pets due to their lack of interaction with their owners, but one family is celebrating their good fortune this evening after being presented with one of the lovab...

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Funny story: Frog Squashed After Shoe Came Down Heavily On It

Frog Squashed After Shoe Came Down Heavily On It

A man who was walking along without a care in the world, minding his own business, has revealed how he caused the death of a frog by standing on it. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous because of his fear of reprisals from Animal Rights enthus...

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Funny story: Vegan-Friendly Atheist Allows Animals to Go to Heaven

Vegan-Friendly Atheist Allows Animals to Go to Heaven

In an effort to recruit vegans to the secular movement, outspoken non-believer Alex Harrison, host of the popular podcast Smarter than God, stated that animals could go to the same place that good people go after they die. "There's no reason that...

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Funny story: Trump Acknowledges that Veganism Is a Social Justice Issue but Explains that He's Not Really Into Social Justice

Trump Acknowledges that Veganism Is a Social Justice Issue but Explains that He's Not Really Into Social Justice

Noting that the current American food system inherently relies on the torture and exploitation of living, sentient beings in order to supply Americans' meat-heavy diet, U.S. President Donald Trump acknowledged that veganism is a social justice issue,...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #2: The Duck-billed Platypus

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #2: The Duck-billed Platypus

Welcome to the second - and quite possibly, the last, if current interest is anything to go by - episode in our series about uninteresting animals. This week, I'm going to tell you a little bit about the Duck-billed Platypus, but only a little, be...

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