BILLINGSGATE POST: Over 15 years have passed since a couple were viciously attacked by two chimps while celebrating the 39th birthday of their son, Moe, in a California animal sanctuary. It is not a pretty story, but worth revisiting. By all acco…
Hamster, George Smyth the third, has said that he is not looking forward to the return of the kids, whenever that might be. 'Because lockdown happened so quickly, and because the kids couldn't leave the house, no rota has been sorted out for me li…
Animal escapades often make good stories, especially if they have happy endings, but that wasn't the case for one unlucky elk in Canada, this week, when two hunters spotted the poor beast trapped in mud, but decided it was too dangerous to rescue it,...
It's been alleged in some circles that, although most people are now actively observing the government's advice on social distancing in a bid to stop the spread of viruses, animals are treating the guidelines with a flagrant disregard. Dogs, cats,...
TARZANA, California – State health authorities have told the owners of the Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo that, effective immediately, they must shut down. The popular attraction in the town of Tarzana has seen visitors from as far off as the South...
A man who has some time on his hands after having been given two weeks off work due to the Coronavirus pandemic, has disclosed his intention to undertake a scientific study into the world's ant population, and to discover just how many of them there...
Fed up with constantly being regarded as a symbol of peace, a dove named Dave, from New York City, admitted to feeling unfairly pigeonholed. “I’ve got nothing against peace, of course,” said Dave. “But I also experience a whole range of other emot...
Baffled at the continued support enjoyed by United States President Donald Trump, even as he opens up pristine Arctic preserves for offshore oil drilling, removes countless varieties of wild animals from the endangered species list, and brings the wo...
"No matter what else I have going on, all she ever wants is to be snuggled and cuddled and stroked," said Wade Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his beloved feline animal companion, Ginny. "I hate to say it, but honestly, she can be a little...
Although Trent Harwood of Nashville, Tennessee, does his best not to take things personally, he admitted to questioning whether his cat, Sheba, truly respects him. "Sometimes I feel like she's playing with me," said Harwood of the alluring Abyssin...
There was high drama in one back garden in southeast Asia this morning, after a confrontation between a huge cockerel and a much smaller duckling left the latter with two broken legs. The cockerel, which stood around two feet tall, took issue with...
As the world slowly learns to come to terms with the countless new rules imposed upon it of genderbending, an even newer and potentially more controversial consequence has raised its ugly head - involving a cat and a dog! In what has been termed '...
Speaking out against the - in his view - overly sentimental pet-parent culture that's pervaded much of the United States, Brett Gallatin of Charleston, South Carolina, is advocating for the reinstatement of slavery for domestic canines. "I'm not a...
A pregnant rabbit that was the subject of a story on TheSpoof.com just a few weeks ago, has finally given birth to three baby rabbits, sparking wild celebrations in the Battambang commune of Tapon. The rabbit, named 'Thong' (pregnant), looked deci...
A man has revealed how, during a casual walk around his back garden at the weekend, he discovered a quantity of giant seashells - even though his home is more than 150 miles from the nearest coastline! The seashells, which were thought to be giant...
A man has revealed how a chance 'gander' at what the city looked like from his hotel balcony last weekend, led to him discovering some butterfly wings which had been sepearted from their owner, who was then nowhere to be found. The four wings, whi...
A man who was attacked by a crab, receiving a rather painful nip on the foot, reacted spontaeously and taught the beast a lesson it will never forget, for as long as it lives, which wasn't long. The man was sitting quietly minding his own business...
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