Here are the yesterday's scores from the sports leagues; Philadelphia Feet 5, Boston Crinkles 3. Toronto Whatevers 8, Montreal Whoopsies 0. Moscow Yikes! at Tokyo Mothras (postponed because of Godzilla attack) Toledo Tinkles 19, Madrid…
Breaking: Mr. Trump’s advisors are suggesting Mr. Rudy Giuliani may substitute for Mr. Trump at the upcoming June 12 meeting in Singapore. Why is not entirely clear, ranging from a cheeseburger that went down the wrong way, to a rumor Melania will...
Helsinki, Finland - If you're rich, and you live in Finland, don't get caught breaking the law in your car. That's the message sent by the Finnish government, as fines are given based on your income. Don't tell this to Saku Longfardts, owner of the L...
This week a furor of verbiage over who, what, when, and why a nation is "indispensable" has swarmed across the globe very quickly. In fact, the very latest updates indicate a global contest is already underway. The world's smallest island nat...
This passing gas event in Syria is bizarre on so many levels... Most recently, Assad has been winning; so why do it now? And it appears noncombatants were most affected. Assad's military probably had exclusive control over such weapons, but could not a defector steal a few? And what about false flag use to embroil the US in another hummus swamp? And how can there be any effective response once...
Sources close to Time's correspondent who tweeted a wish to report on Julian Assange being attacked by a drone have noted his wish back-fired badly. And literally. A massive attack occurred directly afterwards on the reporter's left and right...
We now know President Evo Morales of Bolivia was not the only one in transit difficulty yesterday over possible connection to whistleblower Edward Snowden. To review, Mr. Morales' problems started after he indicated Bolivia might grant asylum to S...
Prime Minister David Cameron is desperate to find more big news stories to hide scandals from the public. The latest round of scandals including Lords taking payments from lobbying firms and the collapse of A&E services due directly to his fla...
Washington DC - The media group's biggest commissioning client has been named tonight as Iraq war monger George W Bush. For decades his under-the-radar snoopers trawled the depths via NewsCorpse stooges checking up on Brit whitewash about, er, stu...
London - The thorny problem of discretely doshing up helpful sources inclined to parrot a Government war agenda was made a helluva lot clearer today. Apparently some slithery - er...dithery! - MoD top brass became convinced of the existence of Sad...
London - Their June 2002 marriage fell at the post well before the seven year itch when the Missus' sharp backhander landed her overnight in a police cell on suspected spouse abuse charges. This morning Ross Kemp was staying schtum as YouBoob! vid...
Under pressure British Prime Minister David Cameron held a press conference today to deny having sex with a horse lent to Rupert Murdoch lacky Rebecca Crooks by the Metropolitan Police. Mr Cameron was in Brussels for yet another EU summit, but the...
In a move that has surprised many, Rupert Murdoch has announced a new venture that aims to replace the current Sun newspaper team with an emerging tabloid written exclusively by the under-5 age group. The move is said to be fuelled by a discovery...
After months of speculation it seems like the pip is finally out of the bag. Following the closure of the News of The World in July last year after the phone-hacking scandal, News International look set to press ahead with a replacement Sunday newspa...
News International newspapers and Rupert Murdoch today made an unreserved apology over the Charlotte Church 'Countdown Clock'. The countdown clock for the scrumptious welsh childhood star was placed in the newsroom of News International newspapers...
News International is shocked by the suggestion that 28 of its journalists requested phone hacking enquires from Glenn Mulcaire - who carried out the hacking on behalf of NI. They are asking the Leveson enquiry into hacking to take a course in ele...
London - A spokesperson for Mario 'Sticky Micky' Calzone said today the entire Zabaglione crime family from Sicily were disgusted and appalled to hear News International CEO James Murdoch labelled a Mafioso gangster in the House of Commons today.
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