San Jose, CA – “Listen, I respect soccer. Sometimes I even wear socks when I gotta wear dress shoes like to somebody’s funeral. I’m just saying. There’s only one major sport in this city. Hockey. And we all know the Sharks blow this season. But…
Scientists from MIT have issued a statement confirming recent rumors that there are trans-dimensional portals in certain areas of the US Northeast. As many have suspected of late, the scientists tell us, fans who enter the Boston Garden/Fleet Center…
Here are the yesterday's scores from the sports leagues; Philadelphia Feet 5, Boston Crinkles 3. Toronto Whatevers 8, Montreal Whoopsies 0. Moscow Yikes! at Tokyo Mothras (postponed because of Godzilla attack) Toledo Tinkles 19, Madrid…
TORONTO - (sports satire) - Due to increased stress, anxiety and high blood pressure rates caused by Game 1 of the Blue Jackets - Lightning series, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman announced that all future Stanley Cup Playoff games can end in a shootou…
NEW YORK CITY - (sports satire) - New York Knicks owner James Dolan is known for his meddling in basketball and his attempts to play music. However, he has a new obsession: Ice Hockey. This new-found passion comes after discovering he owns an NHL fra…
Toronto, CANADA (a country north of the USA) In Canada today, news came that every man, woman and dog within its borders has been nervously waiting for—the long drought is over—hockey will soon begin again! Yes, there is a God! If the good folks…
With the Covid-19 crisis easing, sporting organisations are dusting off their clipboards and reacquainting with their whistles. Players of the game Turd Hockey are no exception. The game, played by about 7 people worldwide, has reached a new high…
According to reliable sources within the Blackhawks staff, they are thinking about getting a new logo - not because of the Blackhawk's use of the Native American Head but because of how they are playing this season and how many sponsors are pulling o...
Police were called after an ill-tempered rival women's hockey match, spiralled out of control. After being recipients of some fiery and unpenalized challenges, the visiting Ravens team,decide to'even things up'by deploying their infamous 'Scarecro...
Tampa, Fl - "Sudden Death Nursing Home" opened today and is admitting new residents. The owner is very excited to promote the first known sports-themed nursing home. Owner Mort Fast tweeted, "We love our new name, not Sunset or October. For...
Yellowknife, Canada In an effort to bring professional hockey back to its roots, the NHL, now relocated way up near the North Pole in the Yukon, have announced that teams that are in areas that don't have lakes that freeze or even snow can't have a h...
There was a scary moment in last night's game between the Ottawa Senators and the Montreal Canadiens. Following a PK Subban slash, Ottawa's Mark Stone collapse on the ice, writhing in pain. He promptly left the ice holding his right wrist. "I'm o...
The New York Rangers weren't expected to earn a spot in this year's Stanley Cup Playoffs. But they surprised the experts by making it to the final round. Unfortunately, their opponent, the Los Angeles Kings, is playing up to expectations, and is abo...
The United States lost another heartbreaking game today to Canada in the Olympics by a score of 1-0. Less than 24 hours removed from the US Women losing a gut wrenching game to the Canadian, the men followed suit in Sochi. The 2012 Olympics bro...
The Olympic Village, Russia - If you have the feeling that the 2014 Olympic Games are a little short on activities, give yourself a medal. Five brand-new sports created for Sochi's big show were shot down without getting as much as a singe from the O...
DENVER - Word from the world of sports is that there is a movement in Colorado to change the name of the National Hockey League Colorado Avalanche to the Colorado Pot Pucks. According to Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette, the movement was...
Though they have never seen snow, or even ice for that matter, the men are gearing up for a tough contest against their Northern foes "We're good with our sticks", says team captain Umambi The group is pretty sure that knockin' over a few...
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