Poll Shows That 22% Consider Watching Question Time Again
22% have indicated that they may watch Question Time again. The poll was commissioned by the BBC, who are keen to develop higher viewing figures ahead of integrity.
You Really Know When Dick Cheney is Speaking 'cos
U hear "yellow" and "ditherer" in the same sentence.
written by Tcoah, 23 October 2009
London Ethically Cleansed
London was ethically cleansed last night as a fat Nazi was allowed on tv.
Ann Widdecombe abhores swearing on TV
Ann Widdecombe has been quoted in the press regarding her abhorance of swearing on TV. "It really f**ks me off, said the fragrant Ann.
written by nigmuncher, 23 October 2009
Rare Bird Sighted On Tyneside
She was wearing clothes.
DJ Ray Flowers shot
He insisted on refering to H1N1 swine flu as "Captain Tripps" in an attempt to promote panic and riots. He also reported on a mass grave of supposed flu victims. His license was revoked, by an M-16.
Your aunt noticed you noticing her
And yes, she does wear that low cut blouse specifically to be noticed. But she did not intend it to be by her 14 year old nephew. However, that said, she was flattered, and found it kind of sweet.
Kendra Wilkenson wants you to feel her belly
To make sure all know she's pregnant, the PlayBunny is going door to door asking people to feel her belly. "Do you feel the baby?", she asked Ron Jones of Omaha. "No, lower silly, that's my breast!"
Is there really a rumor about Glenn Beck not liking Soupy Sales?
Not that I know of. But I have never heard Glenn deny it. Maybe someone should thow a pie in Glenn's face each day, until he confirms or denies it. Just to be sure.
Boy forgets to clear the history on computer
Now his mom knows he visited www.overforty.web and www.milfquest.web. She has already cancelled the Avon party she was going to host, for fear of him getting off on looking at her friends.
If you laid all the feminists from end to end...
...they'd all be a damn sight happier.
Jehovah's Witnesses know the day!
The Witnesses have now narrowed down the day of Judgement, and know what day it will be. The day is accurate, plus or minus three days. Wednesday.
You are all going to die.
And there is actually no hope, no escape, no cure, or exceptions. Scientists and theologians have joined in agreeing that everyone will be dead by 2159. Maybe sooner. Get your affairs in order now.
Are you an American?
If you know who Courtney Love is, but don't know who Freeman Dyson is, you might be.
Barbara Walters is eighty years old
But she doesn't look a day over ninety. Her laughlines - that would put an interstate highway map to shame - come from having heard someone refer to her as a "top notch journalist and interviewer".
Liberals swear that Public Option healthcare will work
They cite the obvious fact that we've had public option health care in our prisons for years, and we've certainly heard no complaints. Worked well at the VA, too. Just ask a vet.
Billy Graham and James W. Von Brunn
The Slate lists both as "religious leaders" over 80 years old. Von Brunn, who has no church, was the guy who opened fire at the Holocaust Museum. Guess The Slate has funny ideas about religion.
Billy Graham still opposes communism
Rev. Graham, listed as one of the top ten admired men in America, had been an advisor to every President from Eisenhower to George W. But he still won't be Obama's advisor. What does that tell you?
Berlin Wall Still Not Rebuilt After 20 Years
The builders who were called in to rebuild a collapsed wall in Berlin have still not completed the work 20 years on. They claim that there is a shortage of bricks.
Man Denies Sawing Off Wife's Head
He says she did it herself after an argument.
Solution found to fattest man problem
The world's fattest man, UK resident Bob Large, is to be pumped full of helium and set adrift into the Earth's stratosphere. "It will save the NHS millions" said a Government spokesperson. Golly gosh.
written by whatinthe world, 23 October 2009
Panel advises that moon trip may be impractical
"It would be much harder to go this time, as we'd actually have to go for real, instead of just faking like last time.", said the spokesman. "And we just found out there's no air up there."
Doctors prescribe "TheSpoof"
Any time they determine that one of their patients needs some more irony in their diet.
There's a reason why she didn't answer the phone last night
I know you've been wondering why she didn't. Was it off, was the battery dead? Well, you know the reason you find most believable, and I'm here to tell you you're right. That was it.
Galt's Gulch exists
Ayn Rand's utopia, where all the men of intellect and integrity live in splendor, actually does exist in the mountains of Colorado. They're all doing great. You're not invited. A is A, moocher.