Funny story - Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Washington (AP) Osama Bin Laden is going to try to attend Ronald Reagan's funeral this week. The CIA reports a high level of chatter on several Middle East channels that indicate the terrorist leader will alter his appearance in order to show up with...

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Funny story - President Bush Pardons Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana

President Bush Pardons Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana

APE Line - President Bush today shocked the world with another unexpected Pardon, this time to arch enemy Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana.

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Funny story - Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too

Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too

Criminal mastermind Osama Bin Laden says Iraq has a puppet regime, and he wants one as well.

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Funny story - CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell

CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell

WASHINGTON, DC-- George Bush has been having trouble Proving Osama Bin Laden met with Saddam Hussein, but top CIA officials this week revealed that they have uncovered proof the Al Qaeda leader had met with Satan, (AKA Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Be...

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Funny story - Obama: Bottled Up Feelings Can Win the War On Terror!

Obama: Bottled Up Feelings Can Win the War On Terror!

In a breakthrough moment of clarity Barack Obama has crystalized his plan to defeat Global Terrorism. In a 9/11 Forum on Fox News Obama revealed some details of his national security program. While President Bush saw the 9/11 assault on the Tw...

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Funny story - Bin Laden spotted in America

Bin Laden spotted in America

Richmond, Virginia, USA. A local shoe repairman has definitively declared that otherwise dead terrorist supremo, Osama bin Laden, is indeed NOT deceased. Harrison Bullwinkel Douglas III says, without a shadow of a doubt, that bin Laden is alive and w...

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Funny story - Maury: DNA Confirms Osama bin Laden Killed. Also, He IS The Father...

Maury: DNA Confirms Osama bin Laden Killed. Also, He IS The Father...

In light of the government's need to save money wherever possible -- bullet-proof military vests made of Pepsi cans, Mexican day-laborers as legislative aids, etc.-- President Obama asked Mary Povich, host of the Maury Show, to check the DNA of the m...

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Funny story - Josama Bin Biden Tells Barack Hussein Obama Not To Take Out Osama Bin Laden

Josama Bin Biden Tells Barack Hussein Obama Not To Take Out Osama Bin Laden

BILLINGSGATE POST - Vice President Josama Bin Biden confessed this weekend that he advised President Barack Hussein Obama not to launch the mission that ultimately killed Osama Bin Laden. Whew! That was a tongue twister. During remarks to fell...

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Funny story - World War III Sooner Than You Think

World War III Sooner Than You Think

At 11h00 on this the 9th day of April 2008 Britain and America declared war on Osama Bin Laden and his allies. We enclose herewith this report on the rest of the day which was filed by Sky News David Chater.

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Funny story - Bin Laden announces his retirement

Bin Laden announces his retirement

Pakistan. Osama Bin Laden has announced he plans to retire early at the end of the year. The Al Queda chief executive revealed his surprise decision in a taped speech which was broadcast by an Arab news network early on Monday afternoon.

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Funny story - Bin Laden Dismisses England Manager Link

Bin Laden Dismisses England Manager Link

World's most wanted terrorist, Osama Bin Laden, yesterday distanced himself from speculation he is ready to take over the England manager post from Sven Goran Erickson.

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Funny story - Osama Bin Laden's Son Files For Divorce

Osama Bin Laden's Son Files For Divorce

Omar Osama Bin Laden, the son of the al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, has moved out of the house he shares with his English wife Jane Felix-Browne after only three months of marriage.

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Funny story - Mrs Bin Laden Speaks ..

Mrs Bin Laden Speaks ..

Ca'Sandra Bin Laden, former wife of Osama Bin Laden spoke with Al-Jazeera reporters regarding her former husband's latest DVD threatening to blow up not only Omaha, Buffalo and parts of Jersey but America itself along with Pluto and the rest...

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Funny story - Not Tickle Me Elmo, but Tickle Me Bin Laden

Not Tickle Me Elmo, but Tickle Me Bin Laden

Washington, USA. A Navy SEAL involved in the top secret operation to assassinate Osama Bin Laden has revealed that the Al Quaeda leader was not shot as popularly believed but in fact tickled to death. Jake Greibless IV was recruited by the SEALs beca...

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Funny story - Heroic Custodian Kills Osama Bin Laden

Heroic Custodian Kills Osama Bin Laden

After ten years of hiding, Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden, was pronounced dead yesterday night. Many of Americans are excited with joy. David Parker, 56, is credited for the death of Osama Bin Laden. David was working as a custodian in Pakistan...

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Funny story - Car Bombings Are Linked To NHS Waiting Lists

Car Bombings Are Linked To NHS Waiting Lists

Police investigating the three failed car bombings in London and Glasgow, say they are a direct result of NHS waiting lists and other health service problems, and that many, many doc...

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Funny story - Obama makes historic discovery

Obama makes historic discovery

New York City -- The way history chooses to view President Barack Obama will depend not on his far left ideologies, but his undeniable alpha dog personality and extraordinary manly powers. Earlier in the year, Obama single handedly defeated and ki...

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Funny story - Ladies and Gentlemen : We got him!

Ladies and Gentlemen : We got him!

Osama bin Laden, the world's most wanted man, was arrested yesterday 10 years after he was first indicted by the United States for conspiracy to commit Acts of Terrorism. The 51-year-old was wanted in connection with the August 7th 1998 bombing of...

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan Exchanged Nude "Full Frontals" With Bin Laden: Helped Set Up Raid

Lindsay Lohan Exchanged Nude "Full Frontals" With Bin Laden: Helped Set Up Raid

BILLINGSGATE POST - Robert Gates, the former defense secretary, reportedly blasted the national security team in the Obama White House for blabbing about Lindsay Lohan's role in the raid to kill Osama bin Laden. In an interview with Barbara Walter...

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Funny story - UK Requests, Gets "dibs" on Invading Iran

UK Requests, Gets "dibs" on Invading Iran

London - Following the 2001 attack on New York City, the United States invaded Afghanistan, and Iraq, Muslim countries that had terribly little to do with 9-11, other than the Taliban briefly harboring Osama bin Laden in remote parts of Afghanistan.

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