Funny story - Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Washington (AP) Osama Bin Laden is going to try to attend Ronald Reagan's funeral this week. The CIA reports a high level of chatter on several Middle East channels that indicate the terrorist leader will alter his appearance in order to show up with...

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Funny story - Not Tickle Me Elmo, but Tickle Me Bin Laden

Not Tickle Me Elmo, but Tickle Me Bin Laden

Washington, USA. A Navy SEAL involved in the top secret operation to assassinate Osama Bin Laden has revealed that the Al Quaeda leader was not shot as popularly believed but in fact tickled to death. Jake Greibless IV was recruited by the SEALs beca...

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Funny story - Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'

Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'

Undercover foreign journalists operating in Iran have revealed, through videotape evidence, a frightening clampdown in the country, with thousands of men being arrested - merely for having beards that are too short. Papa Ratso, a reporter from Cir...

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Funny story - Al Qaeda Colon Bomb Forces Universal Airport Colonoscopies

Al Qaeda Colon Bomb Forces Universal Airport Colonoscopies

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama say that he had decimated Al Qaeda? Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama kill Al Qaeda head Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda Yemen head Anwar al Awlaki? So what's with the news that the CIA just foiled an Al Qaeda bomb plot in Yemen to blow up a US airplane over One World Trade Center with a non metallic bomb inserted inside the colon of...

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Funny story - Pakistan offers Royal couple use of recently vacated honeymoon hideway

Pakistan offers Royal couple use of recently vacated honeymoon hideway

The delayed honeymoon of newlyweds the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge may now go ahead immediately after the Pakistani government offered use of a recently vacated high security compound guaranteed to suppress the Royal couples location for an extensi...

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Funny story - Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army

Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army

FORT BENNING, GEORGIA-- The Bush administration received yet another shocking blow today when, it was discovered today that Osama Bin Laden has been in the United States Army this entire time ever since September 11th.

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Funny story - Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world

Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world

In an audio tape aired on Al Jazeera television on Monday, al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden admitted to French President Nicolas Sarkozy of spreading pesticide resistant bed bugs in France. In a message specifically targeting France, al Qaeda chief...

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Funny story - Osama Bin Laden to Endorse George W. Bush in 2004 Election

Osama Bin Laden to Endorse George W. Bush in 2004 Election

In a shocking new videotape obtained by Al Jazeera television, Osama Bin Laden announced that he would be endorsing George W. Bush for the 2004 elections, and would be doing all he could to get Bush re-elected. Bin Laden announced his plans to perso...

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Funny story - Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth

Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth

Osama bin Laden's burial at sea is believed, by many, to be an attempt by the US government to deny his followers a shrine. Allowing his body to sink to the bottom of the ocean at an unknown location would allow his remains to be left undiscovere...

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Funny story - Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too

Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too

Criminal mastermind Osama Bin Laden says Iraq has a puppet regime, and he wants one as well.

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Funny story - Al Quaeda Submarine Built to Look For Osama Bin Laden

Al Quaeda Submarine Built to Look For Osama Bin Laden

Arabian Sea - Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the news another story about Osama is breaking across the wires. Al Quaeda has launched its first submarine and is claiming it can reach Osama Bin Laden's body within days. "We have spared...

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Funny story - Bin Laden Goes Talibananas Over Hip-Hop

Bin Laden Goes Talibananas Over Hip-Hop

In response to the rumor of rap mogul and producer Dr. Dre, suspected terrorist and supreme thug Bin Laden has announced that he is striking back at Dre and hip-hop.

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Funny story - CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell

CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell

WASHINGTON, DC-- George Bush has been having trouble Proving Osama Bin Laden met with Saddam Hussein, but top CIA officials this week revealed that they have uncovered proof the Al Qaeda leader had met with Satan, (AKA Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Be...

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Funny story - Osama Bin Laden Karaokes "Stop in the Name of Love", sends tape to Al Jazeera

Osama Bin Laden Karaokes "Stop in the Name of Love", sends tape to Al Jazeera

State Department officials are scrutinizing a music video reportedly recorded by Bin Laden that, as one official put it, "Could pose a grave and immediate threat to the United States and it's allies". Bin Laden, finding it increasingly...

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Funny story - Film Released Of Osama's Death

Film Released Of Osama's Death

Disturbing film has been released by ABC TV showing TV staff's reaction to the Obama White House team's reactions in the Situation Room as they watched the killing of Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. One female editor visibly blanched as Secretary of...

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Funny story - Bin-Laden Found in Blockbuster Movie Trilogy

Bin-Laden Found in Blockbuster Movie Trilogy

The world was literally sitting on the edge of its seat yesterday as American government officials announced at the Pentagon that they had pinpointed the exact location of the world's most notorious terrorist, Osama bin-Laden.

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Funny story - Bin Laden puts cave on Rightmove

Bin Laden puts cave on Rightmove

Osama Bin Laden has put his spacious cave up for sale and hopes that its far reaching views halfway up the Hindu Kush will attract willing buyers. Mr.Bin Laden went onto explain that he believed the Pakistani Northwest Border Country real estate m...

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Funny story - US Deny Obama, Bin Laden, Predator Link

US Deny Obama, Bin Laden, Predator Link

The White House was today forced to issue a statement in a bid to silence rumors that the US used a Predator trophy assassin in order to finally "get" Bin Laden, found hiding in a stronghold in Pakistan. Sources close to the President are said to...

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Funny story - Ossama Declares Victory

Ossama Declares Victory

From his palatial estate occupying the western part of Pakistan and the Eastern provinces of Afghanistan Ossama bin Laden has declared victory over the Big Devil. Ossama claimed his two goals of bankrupting and down sizing the democracy previousl...

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Funny story - Bin Laden's Genital Member Appeared in Superbowl Porno

Bin Laden's Genital Member Appeared in Superbowl Porno

Osama Bin Laden announced today that he succeeded in penetrating the Cumcast SuperBall broadcast with one of his homemade bedroom videotapes. Experts in terrorist broadcast analysis confirmed that the member waved about in the thirty second porno...

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