Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral
Washington (AP) Osama Bin Laden is going to try to attend Ronald Reagan's funeral this week. The CIA reports a high level of chatter on several Middle East channels that indicate the terrorist leader will alter his appearance in order to show up with...
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CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell
WASHINGTON, DC-- George Bush has been having trouble Proving Osama Bin Laden met with Saddam Hussein, but top CIA officials this week revealed that they have uncovered proof the Al Qaeda leader had met with Satan, (AKA Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Be...
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Diabolical Bed Bug Terror Plot Revealed
In 2007, in a remote area of Amish, Amed Ben Gauly, opened a research lab, and started developing a species of bed bugs that were more resilient than current strains of bed bugs. After developing the strain in a male bed bug, his research team starte...
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Turin Shroud Proves Osama & Jesus Brothers Says Titanic Director Cameron
Hollyweird April 6 -- Titanic Director, theologian, & Geraldo-wanna-be James Cameron will release an Easter-eve featurette on You-Tube that proves conclusively that Jesus of Nazareth and Osama Bin Laden of the Riyadh & Geneve Bin Ladens are brothers.
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Osama Bin Laden strikes again with stealth
In a taped interview with an Arabic news paper Osama Bin Laden takes responsibility for the Kleen Power plant explosion in Connecticut. Bin Laden says he has over 25 thousand operatives across the entire worlds who are committing secret acts of terro...
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Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too
Criminal mastermind Osama Bin Laden says Iraq has a puppet regime, and he wants one as well.
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$$$s & phone nos found sewn inside Bin Laden corset
Al-Qaida No.3 admits 'I killed Kennedy.......and Bambi....and Jimmy Hoffa'
Careless "Tweet" Betrays Bin Laden Position
CIA Cracks Osama's Pig Latin Code
Hitler, Stalin, and Jeffrey Dahmer greet Bin Laden in Hell
Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world
Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization
Loch Ness Monster AND Bin Laden killed on same day!
Pakistan thought Bin laden's house was their Presidential White House equivalent
Obama Crows: I Killed Osama! Jimmy Carter Outraged, Flies to Libya to Volunteer as Human Shield for Quaddaffy!
US Deny Obama, Bin Laden, Predator Link
Pakistan fooled, Bin Laden often "wore a hat"
Sources Reveal That Burial At Sea For Osama Bin Laden Required A Huge Toilet
Osama Bin Laden, who was shot and killed in his Pakistan compound on May 1st, was buried at sea by U.S. Forces. This was done in accordance with Moslem tradition that burial take place within 24 hours. Bin Laden was killed by a bullet to the head i...
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Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video
(Hollywood--CA) Steven Hirsch, President of adult entertainment behemoth Vivid Video, is a pornographer with a social conscience. "I was at the anti-Iraq war protest at the Pentagon a few weeks ago. And I see these five topless mothers each carr...
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Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army
FORT BENNING, GEORGIA-- The Bush administration received yet another shocking blow today when, it was discovered today that Osama Bin Laden has been in the United States Army this entire time ever since September 11th.
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Osama Bin Laden to Endorse George W. Bush in 2004 Election
In a shocking new videotape obtained by Al Jazeera television, Osama Bin Laden announced that he would be endorsing George W. Bush for the 2004 elections, and would be doing all he could to get Bush re-elected. Bin Laden announced his plans to perso...
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John-Paul II's first miracle after Beatification
The late Pope John-Paul II has performed a first miracle after his beatification in Rome this past Sunday. The former Polish-born Karol Wojtyla intercepted to help American C.I.A. agents shoot straight when they attacked Osama Bin Laden's luxury...
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Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth
Osama bin Laden's burial at sea is believed, by many, to be an attempt by the US government to deny his followers a shrine. Allowing his body to sink to the bottom of the ocean at an unknown location would allow his remains to be left undiscovere...
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Santa Claus Favourite To Lead Al Qaeda
Santa Claus has emerged as a strong candidate to succeed the slain terror chief Obama bin Shootin. Terrorists are said to be very impressed with his beard, which is a vital ingredient in any terror campaign. Although not a muslim, Santa does appea...
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Analysis: Was Bin Laden's Assassination Legal Under US Law?
There was a moment during Sunday's Phillies-Mets game in Philadelphia that some described as beautiful: The entire stadium, it seemed, reacted with joy when the news of bin Laden's death was flashed on the big-screen. One is hard pressed to remem...
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Osama Bin Laden Bubblegum Trading Cards Taken Off Of The Market
CHICAGO - The leader in the bubblegum trading card industry has decided that it will honor the request of its thousands of card buying customers and fans and remove all Osama Bin Laden Bubblegum Trading Cards from their store displays. A spokesper...
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Opus Dei admits masterminding 9/11: Osama "a mercenary"
(Vatican City, Saturday 3rd July) Documents released today under the Catholic Church's Freedom of Disinformation Act confirm that Osama Bin Laden was paid $5 billion from the Pontifical Office's Colombian offshore accounts to mastermind the...
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Shocking Inside Look at Bin Laden Take Down: Obama So Paralyzed with Fear and Indecision Panetta Made the Decision in Palace Coup!
Power brokers inside the White House, said to be so fed up with Obama's procrastinating and reliance on Chicago Slum Lord Valerie Jarrett, who based her advice only in terms of a re election campaign, bi passed the President and set the wheels in motion for the final take down of Bin Laden! The coup, for that is exactly what it was, was spear headed by a frustrated Hillary Clinton who backed C...
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Opus Dei admits masterminding 9/11: Osama "a mercenary"
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Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army
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Osama Bin Laden strikes again with stealth
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Diabolical Bed Bug Terror Plot Revealed
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John-Paul II's first miracle after Beatification
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Osama Bin Laden Double Dead
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Sources Reveal That Burial At Sea For Osama Bin Laden Required A Huge Toilet
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Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth
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Osama Bin Laden Bubblegum Trading Cards Taken Off Of The Market
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Shocking Inside Look at Bin Laden Take Down: Obama So Paralyzed with Fear and Indecision Panetta Made the Decision in Palace Coup!
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Osama Bin Laden to Endorse George W. Bush in 2004 Election
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Bin Laden Captured
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Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral
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CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell
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Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too
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Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video
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Turin Shroud Proves Osama & Jesus Brothers Says Titanic Director Cameron
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Analysis: Was Bin Laden's Assassination Legal Under US Law?
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"Osama Bin Laden Dead," not yet.
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Santa Claus Favourite To Lead Al Qaeda
