Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral
Washington (AP) Osama Bin Laden is going to try to attend Ronald Reagan's funeral this week. The CIA reports a high level of chatter on several Middle East channels that indicate the terrorist leader will alter his appearance in order to show up with...
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Not Tickle Me Elmo, but Tickle Me Bin Laden
Washington, USA. A Navy SEAL involved in the top secret operation to assassinate Osama Bin Laden has revealed that the Al Quaeda leader was not shot as popularly believed but in fact tickled to death. Jake Greibless IV was recruited by the SEALs beca...
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Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'
Undercover foreign journalists operating in Iran have revealed, through videotape evidence, a frightening clampdown in the country, with thousands of men being arrested - merely for having beards that are too short. Papa Ratso, a reporter from Cir...
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Al Qaeda Colon Bomb Forces Universal Airport Colonoscopies
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama say that he had decimated Al Qaeda? Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama kill Al Qaeda head Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda Yemen head Anwar al Awlaki? So what's with the news that the CIA just foiled an Al Qaeda bomb plot in Yemen to blow up a US airplane over One World Trade Center with a non metallic bomb inserted inside the colon of...
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Pakistan offers Royal couple use of recently vacated honeymoon hideway
The delayed honeymoon of newlyweds the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge may now go ahead immediately after the Pakistani government offered use of a recently vacated high security compound guaranteed to suppress the Royal couples location for an extensi...
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Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army
FORT BENNING, GEORGIA-- The Bush administration received yet another shocking blow today when, it was discovered today that Osama Bin Laden has been in the United States Army this entire time ever since September 11th.
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Sarah Palin Actually Osama Bin-Laden with Plastic Surgery
Wesbite Links Al-Qaeda to Hot Lesbian Action
The 2nd Longest 40 Minutes of President Obama's life
Former FBI agent claims Bin Laden was American Agent
U.S. Fleet Neurologist Releases Bin Laden's Medical Report
Broke Osama Turns Himself in; Claims 25 Million Dollar Bounty
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Bin Laden Played Like a Bagpipe
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World War III Sooner Than You Think
Ladies and Gentlemen : We got him!
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Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world
In an audio tape aired on Al Jazeera television on Monday, al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden admitted to French President Nicolas Sarkozy of spreading pesticide resistant bed bugs in France. In a message specifically targeting France, al Qaeda chief...
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Osama Bin Laden to Endorse George W. Bush in 2004 Election
In a shocking new videotape obtained by Al Jazeera television, Osama Bin Laden announced that he would be endorsing George W. Bush for the 2004 elections, and would be doing all he could to get Bush re-elected. Bin Laden announced his plans to perso...
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Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth
Osama bin Laden's burial at sea is believed, by many, to be an attempt by the US government to deny his followers a shrine. Allowing his body to sink to the bottom of the ocean at an unknown location would allow his remains to be left undiscovere...
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Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too
Criminal mastermind Osama Bin Laden says Iraq has a puppet regime, and he wants one as well.
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Al Quaeda Submarine Built to Look For Osama Bin Laden
Arabian Sea - Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the news another story about Osama is breaking across the wires. Al Quaeda has launched its first submarine and is claiming it can reach Osama Bin Laden's body within days. "We have spared...
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CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell
WASHINGTON, DC-- George Bush has been having trouble Proving Osama Bin Laden met with Saddam Hussein, but top CIA officials this week revealed that they have uncovered proof the Al Qaeda leader had met with Satan, (AKA Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Be...
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Osama Bin Laden Karaokes "Stop in the Name of Love", sends tape to Al Jazeera
State Department officials are scrutinizing a music video reportedly recorded by Bin Laden that, as one official put it, "Could pose a grave and immediate threat to the United States and it's allies". Bin Laden, finding it increasingly...
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US Deny Obama, Bin Laden, Predator Link
The White House was today forced to issue a statement in a bid to silence rumors that the US used a Predator trophy assassin in order to finally "get" Bin Laden, found hiding in a stronghold in Pakistan. Sources close to the President are said to...
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Bin Laden's Genital Member Appeared in Superbowl Porno
Osama Bin Laden announced today that he succeeded in penetrating the Cumcast SuperBall broadcast with one of his homemade bedroom videotapes. Experts in terrorist broadcast analysis confirmed that the member waved about in the thirty second porno...
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