Bush To Pardon Osama Bin Laden
(Washington) - In a political effort to distract voters, the Republican Party today announced that terrorist Osama Bin Laden will be pardoned by President Bush sometime before the 2008 election.
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Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral
Washington (AP) Osama Bin Laden is going to try to attend Ronald Reagan's funeral this week. The CIA reports a high level of chatter on several Middle East channels that indicate the terrorist leader will alter his appearance in order to show up with...
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Osama Releases Mix Tape
Government officials today confirmed the authenticity of a mix tape made by Osama bin Laden. The tape was mailed last week to the offices of Al-Jazeera and is believed to have been recorded in a cave in Afghanistan. The tape is a departure for bi...
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Armed American Arrested In Pakistan Was After Osama Bin Laden
Gary Brooks Faulkner, a 51-year-old construction from Grand Junction, Colorado, has been arrested when caught by police in northern Pakistan and brought in for questioning. All that is known at the present is that Faulkner had a pistol and a 40-in...
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CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell
WASHINGTON, DC-- George Bush has been having trouble Proving Osama Bin Laden met with Saddam Hussein, but top CIA officials this week revealed that they have uncovered proof the Al Qaeda leader had met with Satan, (AKA Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Be...
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BA Goofs by including Osama in Collector Boarding Passes
Just like baseball cards, BA is issuing boarding passes of famous passengers. One of the first in the series is Osama Bin Laden, which has received a great deal of criticism. Embarrassed by the choice, an official apology was issued today and down...
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Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'
Osama Plans to Take Over the World: Study Report
Bully Helping Line "contacted by Al-Qaeda staff"
UN Joins EU in Condemning US for 'Bad Bin' Recycling Practices Over Bin Laden Waste Disposal!
No Room Left In Osama bin Ladens's Cave
US Sources Claim, Bin Laden has Cloned Himself 12 Times
Fun Things To Do With Bin Laden When We Catch Him.
Osama Bin Laden is having financial difficulties
Osama Bin Laden strikes again with stealth
Al Queda Now Recruiting Yuppies
Bin Laden To Drop 'Bad Boy Image'
Jihad Jane denies having internet sex with Bin Laden!
Heroic Custodian Kills Osama Bin Laden
After ten years of hiding, Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden, was pronounced dead yesterday night. Many of Americans are excited with joy. David Parker, 56, is credited for the death of Osama Bin Laden. David was working as a custodian in Pakistan...
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Fashion Police Issue Joint Warrant For Osama bin Laden's Arrest
The Fashion Police, in a joint effort with the Fun Police, have issued a warrant for Osama bin Laden's arrest after repeated violations, apparently caught on tape.
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Secret Plans for Terrorist World Domination Discovered
Secret plans written and approved by the late Ayatollah Khomeini for world domination have been discovered in a cave in Iraq by soldiers searching for Osama Bin Laden. The plans, written in the mid 1970's and bound in a book, apparently were printed...
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Osama Bin Laden Caught on Video Tape; Identity "TSA" Verified
Osama Bin Laden has been caught on video tape - in the garage of none other than Pentagon Chief, Blob Yates. An alert neighbor spotted Hillary with Yates in the garage and thought it a unique opportunity to catch the two on video tape. Thinking a li...
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Osama Bin Laden to visit London.
We have been informed by various sources, that the worlds most wanted man is to visit London at the same time as President George Bush.
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Osama Bin Ladin Found Living in Mansion Next to George W Bush
Dallas, TX - Just another day in the retired life of George W. Bush Jr. He and his security agents had just returned from a jog around the neighborhood when there was a knock at the door. "There was this middle eastern lookin' fella holding a suga...
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Dog The Bounty Hunter to find Osama
Confusion reigned at a press conference in Hawaii yesterday when Duane Chapman otherwise known as Dog The Bounty Hunter turned up after being hired to track down and capture Osama Bin Laden. Chapman wearing sunglasses a Hawain T-shirt and a pair...
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CIA Cracks Osama's Pig Latin Code
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) announced yesterday that its code-cracking experts have deciphered a hidden message found at the end of Osama bin Laden's most recent address to the American people. Mr. bin Laden's address, which some observers...
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Osama Bin Laden surrenders to American Forces
15,000 American, Afghan and Nato forces started an assault Friday on a Taliban stronghold in the Central Town of Majah Senior Commanders say a man identifying himself as Osama Bin Laden, considered to be one of the main masterminds of 9/11 has surre...
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Opinionated Bloggers Invent MLK, Jr. Quotes To Oppose Osama Slaying
In the hours following Osama bin Laden's unscheduled eye surgery at the hands of elite Navy SEALS, anti-anti-Osama bloggers who rode the short yellow bus to Facebook to blog ad nauseum about perceived "injustices" the mass-murderer suffered used righ...
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John Kerry Captures Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan
ISLAMABAD. In a mighty strike to the core of infamous terror group Al-Qaeda, Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , assisted by a small privately contracted army of expert fighters and strategists, captured terrorist leader Osama bin La...
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Concerned about global climate change Al-Qaeda's bin Laden channels his inner Al-Gore
It's tough hiding in a cave for 10 years even though one's Army-hosts have spared no effort in making life livable. Osama bin Laden is finding this out the hard way. There's only so much praying and plotting a guy can do. Comes the time when he fee...
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CIA jitters at Carlos the Jackal's 'Osama Bin Laden is Nelson Mandela/Mother Theresa's son' memoir
Tora Bora, Afghanistan - (Kabulshit): It's been an open NATO secret for the last 30 years: top global terrorist and 9/11 fall guy Osama Bin Laden is really the son of Nelson Mandela and top Opus Dei harlot Mother Theresa RIP. And now jailed Venez...
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Osama Corpse Hauled Out For Yet Another Al Queda Video
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Pakistan Has Some Explaining To Do
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Bin Laden Death Pictures Released As Conspiracy Theories Mount
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Saddam, Osama Eye US Presidency
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"How a terrorist hides" Laden lectures in London.
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Obama: Bottled Up Feelings Can Win the War On Terror!
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Osama Bin-Laden joins Rotary Club
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Where's Osama?
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Today I Told My Daughters: Osama bin Laden is Dead.
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Osama Bin Laden Won't Get His 72 Virgins
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Trump claims credit for killing of Bin Laden!
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Film Released Of Osama's Death
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Bin Laden's Watery Grave
