Funny story: Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you live long enough, the odds are that you should be right about something at least once. If the World should end tomorrow, somehow, at least one cockroach would survive. These two statements can run parallel to each other...

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Funny story: 'Osama Bin Laden 2.'

'Osama Bin Laden 2.'

A new more dangerous terrorists has emerged and he looks just like the old one. Claim CIA. 'It really is astonishing the resemblance...and him having the same name is an amazing coincidence.' said a CIA official. 'We really need to assure the...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Washington (AP) Osama Bin Laden is going to try to attend Ronald Reagan's funeral this week. The CIA reports a high level of chatter on several Middle East channels that indicate the terrorist leader will alter his appearance in order to show up with...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Actually Osama Bin-Laden with Plastic Surgery

Sarah Palin Actually Osama Bin-Laden with Plastic Surgery

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In another shocking political twist, Sarah Palin was revealed to be America's number one enemy: Bin-Laden. The first clue was when she sided with the North Koreans in an interview. The second clue was when she appeared verently...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army

Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army

FORT BENNING, GEORGIA-- The Bush administration received yet another shocking blow today when, it was discovered today that Osama Bin Laden has been in the United States Army this entire time ever since September 11th.

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Funny story: "Osama Bin Laden Is My Son!"

"Osama Bin Laden Is My Son!"

ST PETERSBURG. Workers excavating a basement in the old city came across an old photo album that has left local historians astonished. "It appears that we have found pictures of the infamous Rasputin, many of which have notes and interesting sto...

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Funny story: CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell

CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell

WASHINGTON, DC-- George Bush has been having trouble Proving Osama Bin Laden met with Saddam Hussein, but top CIA officials this week revealed that they have uncovered proof the Al Qaeda leader had met with Satan, (AKA Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Be...

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Funny story: Tony Blair takes Bill Clinton on to be his Advisor/Lover

Tony Blair takes Bill Clinton on to be his Advisor/Lover

On Monday, Tony Blair will officially take Bill Clinton on as an advisor about the US. Since President Bush is making Osama Bin Laden his new Vice president, Blair figured he'd need someone with an inside track.

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Funny story: Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

An unidentified Middle-East source reports that John Kerry and Osama bin Laden are actually one and the same. "Don't be fooled by the size of Kerry's head; it is actually bin Laden with his turban under a life-like mask," stated one State official. "Because of Kerry's relative obscurity and lack of real personality, it was easy to pull this off," cited that same...

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Funny story: Obama-Approved Type Torture of Prisoners Producing Better Results

Obama-Approved Type Torture of Prisoners Producing Better Results

Long, long, long playing records of Leon Redbone and Yanni Week has brought more results from the prisoners at Guantánamo than all the water boarding combined, say guards at the prisoner facilities. "In Yoko Ono Week alone we found the headquarte...

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Funny story: CIA chief has 'excellent idea' where bin Laden is hiding

CIA chief has 'excellent idea' where bin Laden is hiding

Washington, DC - Porter Goss, the recently appointed director of the CIA says he has an "excellent idea" as to the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden. In an interview with TIME magazine, Goss repeatedly made this claim but claimed that capturing the al...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Shaves Britney Spears Daily!

Osama Bin Laden Shaves Britney Spears Daily!

The stupid American Generals think I have been hiding in caves in Afghanistan and Pakistan. I have been secretly touring with Britney Spears for the past ten months. My job has been to shave the girl every day. When I get done with her, only the hair...

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Funny story: Blogger Revealed To Be Bin Laden - Noose Tightens

Blogger Revealed To Be Bin Laden - Noose Tightens

In a dramatic CIA press release this morning, it was announced that an internet blogger who goes by the name of Twotowers is believed to be Osama Bin Laden. Using high-tech search and locate technology the CIA announced that they had located a blo...

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Funny story: Josama Bin Biden Tells Barack Hussein Obama Not To Take Out Osama Bin Laden

Josama Bin Biden Tells Barack Hussein Obama Not To Take Out Osama Bin Laden

BILLINGSGATE POST - Vice President Josama Bin Biden confessed this weekend that he advised President Barack Hussein Obama not to launch the mission that ultimately killed Osama Bin Laden. Whew! That was a tongue twister. During remarks to fell...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too

Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too

Criminal mastermind Osama Bin Laden says Iraq has a puppet regime, and he wants one as well.

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden: "Crotch Gropes" Intrusive. Tells Suicide Bombers To Refuse

Osama bin Laden: "Crotch Gropes" Intrusive. Tells Suicide Bombers To Refuse

Pakistan - An audio recording, attributed to Osama bin Laden, has called on al Qaeda suicide bombers to refuse to allow infidels to crotch grope them before boarding airlines headed for America. The recording which was dated to the current month i...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Swims With The Fishes

Osama Bin Laden Swims With The Fishes

Mafia boss Enrico 'Fat Fingers' Mazzola, of New York City's notorious Mazzola crime family revealed today that the late Al Qaeda figurehead had been introduced to a 'health adjustment team' disguised as waiters in his Abbotabad compound. Mazzola r...

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Funny story: London Underground Lingerie Bandit Identified

London Underground Lingerie Bandit Identified

London UK: The final edition of the British Sunday tabloid "The News of the World" displayed the following headline LONDON UNDERGROUND LINGERIE BANDIT IDENTIFIED. Criminal activity has been reported to the Metropolitan Police involving ladies rid...

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Funny story: BA Goofs by including Osama in Collector Boarding Passes

BA Goofs by including Osama in Collector Boarding Passes

Just like baseball cards, BA is issuing boarding passes of famous passengers. One of the first in the series is Osama Bin Laden, which has received a great deal of criticism. Embarrassed by the choice, an official apology was issued today and down...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden to Run for U.S. President

Osama Bin Laden to Run for U.S. President

Atlanta, Georgia - Osama Bin Laden has announced that he will run for President of the United States of America. He will run as a Republican and Newt Gingrich will be his running mate.

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