Funny story: Bush To Pardon Osama Bin Laden

Bush To Pardon Osama Bin Laden

(Washington) - In a political effort to distract voters, the Republican Party today announced that terrorist Osama Bin Laden will be pardoned by President Bush sometime before the 2008 election.

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Washington (AP) Osama Bin Laden is going to try to attend Ronald Reagan's funeral this week. The CIA reports a high level of chatter on several Middle East channels that indicate the terrorist leader will alter his appearance in order to show up with...

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Funny story: Osama Releases Mix Tape

Osama Releases Mix Tape

Government officials today confirmed the authenticity of a mix tape made by Osama bin Laden. The tape was mailed last week to the offices of Al-Jazeera and is believed to have been recorded in a cave in Afghanistan. The tape is a departure for bi...

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Funny story: Armed American Arrested In Pakistan Was After Osama Bin Laden

Armed American Arrested In Pakistan Was After Osama Bin Laden

Gary Brooks Faulkner, a 51-year-old construction from Grand Junction, Colorado, has been arrested when caught by police in northern Pakistan and brought in for questioning. All that is known at the present is that Faulkner had a pistol and a 40-in...

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Funny story: CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell

CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell

WASHINGTON, DC-- George Bush has been having trouble Proving Osama Bin Laden met with Saddam Hussein, but top CIA officials this week revealed that they have uncovered proof the Al Qaeda leader had met with Satan, (AKA Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Be...

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Funny story: BA Goofs by including Osama in Collector Boarding Passes

BA Goofs by including Osama in Collector Boarding Passes

Just like baseball cards, BA is issuing boarding passes of famous passengers. One of the first in the series is Osama Bin Laden, which has received a great deal of criticism. Embarrassed by the choice, an official apology was issued today and down...

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Funny story: Heroic Custodian Kills Osama Bin Laden

Heroic Custodian Kills Osama Bin Laden

After ten years of hiding, Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden, was pronounced dead yesterday night. Many of Americans are excited with joy. David Parker, 56, is credited for the death of Osama Bin Laden. David was working as a custodian in Pakistan...

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Funny story: Fashion Police Issue Joint Warrant For Osama bin Laden's Arrest

Fashion Police Issue Joint Warrant For Osama bin Laden's Arrest

The Fashion Police, in a joint effort with the Fun Police, have issued a warrant for Osama bin Laden's arrest after repeated violations, apparently caught on tape.

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Funny story: Secret Plans for Terrorist World Domination Discovered

Secret Plans for Terrorist World Domination Discovered

Secret plans written and approved by the late Ayatollah Khomeini for world domination have been discovered in a cave in Iraq by soldiers searching for Osama Bin Laden. The plans, written in the mid 1970's and bound in a book, apparently were printed...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Caught on Video Tape; Identity "TSA" Verified

Osama Bin Laden Caught on Video Tape; Identity "TSA" Verified

Osama Bin Laden has been caught on video tape - in the garage of none other than Pentagon Chief, Blob Yates. An alert neighbor spotted Hillary with Yates in the garage and thought it a unique opportunity to catch the two on video tape. Thinking a li...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden to visit London.

Osama Bin Laden to visit London.

We have been informed by various sources, that the worlds most wanted man is to visit London at the same time as President George Bush.

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Funny story: Osama Bin Ladin Found Living in Mansion Next to George W Bush

Osama Bin Ladin Found Living in Mansion Next to George W Bush

Dallas, TX - Just another day in the retired life of George W. Bush Jr. He and his security agents had just returned from a jog around the neighborhood when there was a knock at the door. "There was this middle eastern lookin' fella holding a suga...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden found!

Osama Bin Laden found!

Our team of investigative journalists has uncovered the location of the world's most wanted fugitive, terror mastermind Osama Bin Laden. He's not hiding in a cave or village along the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan-he's on the campaign trail run...

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Funny story: Dog The Bounty Hunter to find Osama

Dog The Bounty Hunter to find Osama

Confusion reigned at a press conference in Hawaii yesterday when Duane Chapman otherwise known as Dog The Bounty Hunter turned up after being hired to track down and capture Osama Bin Laden. Chapman wearing sunglasses a Hawain T-shirt and a pair...

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Funny story: CIA Cracks Osama's Pig Latin Code

CIA Cracks Osama's Pig Latin Code

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) announced yesterday that its code-cracking experts have deciphered a hidden message found at the end of Osama bin Laden's most recent address to the American people. Mr. bin Laden's address, which some observers...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden surrenders to American Forces

Osama Bin Laden surrenders to American Forces

15,000 American, Afghan and Nato forces started an assault Friday on a Taliban stronghold in the Central Town of Majah Senior Commanders say a man identifying himself as Osama Bin Laden, considered to be one of the main masterminds of 9/11 has surre...

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Funny story: Opinionated Bloggers Invent MLK, Jr. Quotes To Oppose Osama Slaying

Opinionated Bloggers Invent MLK, Jr. Quotes To Oppose Osama Slaying

In the hours following Osama bin Laden's unscheduled eye surgery at the hands of elite Navy SEALS, anti-anti-Osama bloggers who rode the short yellow bus to Facebook to blog ad nauseum about perceived "injustices" the mass-murderer suffered used righ...

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Funny story: John Kerry Captures Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan

John Kerry Captures Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan

ISLAMABAD. In a mighty strike to the core of infamous terror group Al-Qaeda, Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , assisted by a small privately contracted army of expert fighters and strategists, captured terrorist leader Osama bin La...

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Funny story: Concerned about global climate change Al-Qaeda's bin Laden channels his inner Al-Gore

Concerned about global climate change Al-Qaeda's bin Laden channels his inner Al-Gore

It's tough hiding in a cave for 10 years even though one's Army-hosts have spared no effort in making life livable. Osama bin Laden is finding this out the hard way. There's only so much praying and plotting a guy can do. Comes the time when he fee...

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Funny story: CIA jitters at Carlos the Jackal's 'Osama Bin Laden is Nelson Mandela/Mother Theresa's son' memoir

CIA jitters at Carlos the Jackal's 'Osama Bin Laden is Nelson Mandela/Mother Theresa's son' memoir

Tora Bora, Afghanistan - (Kabulshit): It's been an open NATO secret for the last 30 years: top global terrorist and 9/11 fall guy Osama Bin Laden is really the son of Nelson Mandela and top Opus Dei harlot Mother Theresa RIP. And now jailed Venez...

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