Funny story - Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Washington (AP) Osama Bin Laden is going to try to attend Ronald Reagan's funeral this week. The CIA reports a high level of chatter on several Middle East channels that indicate the terrorist leader will alter his appearance in order to show up with...

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Funny story - Josama Bin Biden Tells Barack Hussein Obama Not To Take Out Osama Bin Laden

Josama Bin Biden Tells Barack Hussein Obama Not To Take Out Osama Bin Laden

BILLINGSGATE POST - Vice President Josama Bin Biden confessed this weekend that he advised President Barack Hussein Obama not to launch the mission that ultimately killed Osama Bin Laden. Whew! That was a tongue twister. During remarks to fell...

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Funny story - Not Tickle Me Elmo, but Tickle Me Bin Laden

Not Tickle Me Elmo, but Tickle Me Bin Laden

Washington, USA. A Navy SEAL involved in the top secret operation to assassinate Osama Bin Laden has revealed that the Al Quaeda leader was not shot as popularly believed but in fact tickled to death. Jake Greibless IV was recruited by the SEALs beca...

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Funny story - CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell

CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell

WASHINGTON, DC-- George Bush has been having trouble Proving Osama Bin Laden met with Saddam Hussein, but top CIA officials this week revealed that they have uncovered proof the Al Qaeda leader had met with Satan, (AKA Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Be...

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Funny story - President Bush Pardons Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana

President Bush Pardons Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana

APE Line - President Bush today shocked the world with another unexpected Pardon, this time to arch enemy Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana.

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Funny story - Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army

Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army

FORT BENNING, GEORGIA-- The Bush administration received yet another shocking blow today when, it was discovered today that Osama Bin Laden has been in the United States Army this entire time ever since September 11th.

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Funny story - Maury: DNA Confirms Osama bin Laden Killed. Also, He IS The Father...

Maury: DNA Confirms Osama bin Laden Killed. Also, He IS The Father...

In light of the government's need to save money wherever possible -- bullet-proof military vests made of Pepsi cans, Mexican day-laborers as legislative aids, etc.-- President Obama asked Mary Povich, host of the Maury Show, to check the DNA of the m...

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Funny story - Bin Laden releases new video

Bin Laden releases new video

Global terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden has released a new video, in which he moans about the West again. "We should return to a simpler and more peaceful time and live the lifestyle that the prophet Mohammed led in the 7th century," he said, car...

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Funny story - Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too

Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too

Criminal mastermind Osama Bin Laden says Iraq has a puppet regime, and he wants one as well.

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Funny story - Bush Taps Bin Laden for FEMA Post

Bush Taps Bin Laden for FEMA Post

Washington, DC -- President Bush has appointed Osama Bin Laden to fill the vacant seat as the head of FEMA. To rebut recent charges of bungling and mismanagement in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, President Bush wanted a "take charge kinda guy&qu...

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Funny story - Al Qaeda Colon Bomb Forces Universal Airport Colonoscopies

Al Qaeda Colon Bomb Forces Universal Airport Colonoscopies

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama say that he had decimated Al Qaeda? Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama kill Al Qaeda head Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda Yemen head Anwar al Awlaki? So what's with the news that the CIA just foiled an Al Qaeda bomb plot in Yemen to blow up a US airplane over One World Trade Center with a non metallic bomb inserted inside the colon of...

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Funny story - Osama Strikes A Deal

Osama Strikes A Deal

Osama bin Laden has sought for a "stop-search" from President Barrack Obama to enable him visit America, apologize to Americans and present him with a formula on how to stop terrorism. But the snag which is leaving the White House confused is that...

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Funny story - Bin Laden, Hillary Clinton Connection Suspected In Emails

Bin Laden, Hillary Clinton Connection Suspected In Emails

Republican politicians claim Hillary Clinton had a love connection with Osama Bin Laden and define her as a serial traitor. High five! They insist this information can be verified in the 31,000 emails exchanged while she was Secretary of State and why she is holding fast to that server. Reliable sources revealed Hillary was in the process of divorcing Bill to marry Osama Bin Laden, (or...

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Funny story - Bin Laden spotted in America

Bin Laden spotted in America

Richmond, Virginia, USA. A local shoe repairman has definitively declared that otherwise dead terrorist supremo, Osama bin Laden, is indeed NOT deceased. Harrison Bullwinkel Douglas III says, without a shadow of a doubt, that bin Laden is alive and w...

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Funny story - Osama Bin Laden finally found, in George Bush's Bed.

Osama Bin Laden finally found, in George Bush's Bed.

After years of searching, Osama has finally been located, and in one of the most unlikely places, the president's bed.

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Funny story - Last Refuge House Reveals More Shocking Bin Laden Secrets

Last Refuge House Reveals More Shocking Bin Laden Secrets

US officials, trawling through the last personal remnants of terror leader Osama Bin Laden at his hideaway in Abbottabad, have made yet more shocking discoveries about the man. In an un-mailed letter the bearded chief of hate claims he * Did...

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Funny story - Guess Who The Last Guest Will Be On The Last Oprah Winfrey Show?

Guess Who The Last Guest Will Be On The Last Oprah Winfrey Show?

Due to the sudden demise of Oprah Winfrey's last scheduled guest on her soon-to-be-history eponymous TV show, she has once again pulled another PR coup. "We were all set with Mr. bin Laden," said Ms. Winfrey. "His people had it all worked out wit...

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Funny story - Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"

Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"

(Washington, D.C.) The Washington Post today released sections of a memo from George Bush to Directors of Homeland Security and CIA, Michael Cherthoff and Michael Hayden that was written on November 19, 2007. It begins, "I just pardoned the turk...

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Funny story - USA Hijacked By NRA

USA Hijacked By NRA

The United States' been hijacked by the National Rifle Association. Not as dramatic as the Orson Welles radio broadcast, War of the Worlds, but it's pretty much a done deal. The NRA managed the hijack by making campaign contributions to Republican me...

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Funny story - Bin Laden Says Michael Moore's New Film "Numero Uno"

Bin Laden Says Michael Moore's New Film "Numero Uno"

Osama bin Laden, the evil arch-criminal who is currently thought to be hiding somewhere in Afghanistan, took a break from being a wanted fugitive terrorist for a few hours recently to attend a private viewing of Michael Moore's new film, "F...

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