Written by iscrivener

Saturday, 24 January 2009

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"Divine Links"

Sensational news coming out of the White House claims that recent DNA tests on the Turin Shroud, and tiny bone fragments taken from the tomb of the prophet Mohammed have a 99.8% match.

The ground breaking news concludes that Jesus Christ and Mohammed are distant relatives!

Moreover, and, even more sensationally is that Barack Hussein Obama II has the same genetic blueprint found in Italy and Medina at a match of 99.3% and a further gob smacking 99.2% match to Osama Bin Laden proved by samples taken from his blood stained clothing taken at Tora Bora!

American geneticists have made a bold and dramatic statement proclaiming that the new president "has a direct ancestry to the two greatest prophets that walked the earth two thousand years ago" and is "a true cross cultural blood brother of his deadliest rival!"

However skeptics point out that during their time on earth Jesus Christ and the prophet Mohammed were almost opposite in their respective personalities, and how they lived their lives and thus could not be related, as is the case with Obama and Osama.

In reply to the skeptics the much acclaimed gynaecologist Dr. Bonnie Beaver claims that all the good and bad traits found in both Jesus and Mohammed have been watered down via the female line of ancestry and surfacing in "the two new Supreme Beings we hail as the two most powerful politically motivated men on Earth!

Beaver concludes "let battle commence!"

Marvel Comics have bought the rights to referee the battle billed as "Captain America vs The Invisible Man!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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